“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small. ” ― Jarod Kintz“
I snorted powdered flamingoes while I pondered love. I sat at the bar two hours waiting for my ice on the rocks to melt so I could drink it and leave, but it was like my ex wife’s heart—it was just too frigid to melt. So I called up a midget, buckled myself in on his back, and had him give me a ride home. Ah, but that’s life, no? ” ― Jarod Kintz,
