My dad's just being a total jerk to my mom, he's playing the whole "if I don't get my way I'll ignore you" thing. Oh I forgot even though he maxed out my mom's credit card without her knowledge, she's supposed to pay for our ENTIRE family to go down there for this weekend, some Mother's day surprise huh?
Anyway sorry I needed to vent online, pretty please forgive me Guys can be awesome but my dad is the exception to the rule!
generally, its my findings that its girls who are evil. guys are just dumb. sure, its a generalization, but... i'd say its 90% accurate half of the time! ... yeah!
anywho, sorry for the troubles, elisa. on behalf of your father, i apologize for guys.
Aw Rob you can be real sweet sometimes *Thanks* BUT I admit us girls can be REAL jerks sometimes especially *dare I say it* leading guys on to think we're interested in them when we never ever had the intention of going out with them in the first place! Pretty please forgive the girl race for the cruel tricks we've played on men in the past ;-)*Ill try to work on our faults*
I think Kelso and Eric from That 70's Show descrived it perfectly... Eric: What can we do now? Kelso: Lets throw stuff at other stuff! Eric: Cool! I've got stuff! Kelso: COOL!
quote:Originally posted by PrincessElisa: BUT I admit us girls can be REAL jerks sometimes especially *dare I say it* leading guys on to think we're interested in them when we never ever had the intention of going out with them in the first place!
You know, I'd never though of it like that before. Princess, you are right. Girls are evil lying bitches that should be driven from the face of the planet. It's all so clear now...
Being a jirk is one of the two best things about being a guy (that and writing your name in the snow...)
I absolutely love being able to treat women like shit and still have them come crawling back to me looking for attention. They're just like dogs. That's why we call them bitches!
quote:Originally posted by PrincessElisa: Okay is it just me or are most guys like TOTALLY mean and cruel for no reason at all? Present company excluded but somebody PLEASE clue me in!
I can't even count the number of times that Drzsmith hasn't returned my phone calls...
Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar
"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm
Quote: Rob Kamphausen said: and what of boogers? we can do stuff, like pick'em, and we're still ok. or adjusting in public. burping. sneezing on people. <P>"..these are a few of my favorite things..."
You forgot the most important one, farting.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.