Born With A Tail - Supersuckers Loverama - Southern Culture On The Skids Hypno Sex Ray - The Cramps Baby I'm Drunk - Reverend Horton Heat Love Me Good - Lee Rocker Blue Cafe - Hot Rod Lincoln Elvis' Sister - The Paladins It's All Your Fault - The Blasters Come On Get With It - Russel Scott & His Red Hots Stage, The - X Lucky Few - Los Infernos Datin' With No Dough - Royal Crown Revue If I Knew Now (What I Knew Then) - Big Sandy & His Fly-Rite Boys I'm Glad I'm Not Dead, (Today's The Day) - Indigo Swing Nobody Gets Me Down - T Model Ford Hoopin' And Hollerin' - Elmo Williams/Hezikiah Ugly Woman - Hasil Adkins
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi