Quote: harleykwin said: My cab driver curse at the cab in front of us...
Waitafuckingsecondhere!! You mean to tell me you have one of those magical little onliney thingys that lets you surf anytime, anywhere....and you still fucking manage to not post for months on end?
That's just bloody rude!
I'm not rude...
...just busy...
Dude, when I started my new job one of the first things I did (after making sure that they sent my check to my direct deposit, of course) was check to see if I could log onto the rkmbs at work. Guess what? This site is banned at my new job. Suprise!
And then work and personal stuff got busier, and busier, and busier...
Then boss lady decided I just absolutely needed to be accessible 24/7 and my magical crackberry came along (yay! Seriously, its one of my favorite toys right now...) ...very long story short, at one very boring meeting I played around on it, and like Dorothy, found my way to Oz...or, well, this land of retardia, anyways ... and now I'm back and my time away was like a dream...and you were there, and you were there...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
and my magical crackberry came along (yay! Seriously, its one of my favorite toys right now...) ...very long story short, at one very boring meeting I played around on it, and like Dorothy, found my way to Oz...or, well, this land of retardia, anyways ... and now I'm back and my time away was like a dream...and you were there, and you were there...
