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Post the questions you have always wanted to ask a woman, but was unsure about asking. Everything from Fashion to Sex to Sports and I'll give you a woman's perspective.
But remember, you asked for it!
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How can I keep a girlfriend for under 20 dollars a week?
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What's the best lotion out there to prevent chafing on my girl's back when I strap her saddle on?
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What's the starting monetary level for an ugly man to be able to bag a hot chick? $250,000 a year? $500,000?
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Are girls attracted to songs about hard fucking?
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How disturbed would you feel gettin' off on this? 
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Post the questions you have always wanted to ask a woman, but was unsure about asking. Everything from Fashion to Sex to Sports and I'll give you a woman's perspective.
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Is short hair more attractive than long hair, or is it the other way around?
What about in regards to the hair....down there....?
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Concerning the fondling of breasts: is a clockwise or counter clockwise motion preferred?
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What's the starting monetary level for an ugly man to be able to bag a hot chick? $250,000 a year? $500,000?
Damn! You stole my question!
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Does the phrase "I met a possum" do anything for you...?
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Were you actually expecting any serious questions?
If so, here are a couple of real questions
Why do girls like jerks and snub the nice guys?
What do girls think of guys with curly hair?
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Why style over substance?
How can women brave waxing, but still be scared of spiders and snakes?
Why give out a fake number when one can save the trouble of getting a guy's hopes up, and save paper, by just saying you're not interested?
Why do you all drive so bad?
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Why can't you make up your damn minds?
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How can I keep a girlfriend for under 20 dollars a week?
Stareena says… Picnics, now that the weather is nice, long walks or taking time to talk and really get to know who she really is. Also, sex is free (spend the twenty on some Trojans my boy!)
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What's the best lotion out there to prevent chafing on my girl's back when I strap her saddle on?
Stareena says… Burt’s Bees Milk and Honey body lotion. It is a lotion that provides hours of moisturizing, leaves her skin silky smooth and has a pleasant scent as well.
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What's the starting monetary level for an ugly man to be able to bag a hot chick? $250,000 a year? $500,000??
Stareena says… Depends on the level of ugliness. Jack Black ugly, 150,000. That scrawny kid from “Road Trip” 300,000.
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Are girls attracted to songs about hard fucking?
Stareena says… If the girl in question is on Ecstasy or is drunk then yes…as all women get horny in this state.
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How disturbed would you feel gettin' off on this?
Stareena says… As I am Pagan, not very. But very Exorcist though….
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Is "I am the Ill Mac" a good pick up line...?
Stareena says… No.
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Is short hair more attractive than long hair, or is it the other way around?
What about in regards to the hair....down there....?
Stareena says… If you are asking short hair on men, depends. Some women are really into it, though a great majority of women think that men with long hair have unresolved issues and are not ready to “grow up and be serious”. So long hair may attract women for flings, while short hair may attract more serious relationship types.
Hair, down there? I assume then that you mean on a man. Women, like men, appreciate a well trimed bush. Not necessarily shaving completely, but at least keeping it in control.
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Somewhere out there, Stareena is reading this shit, rolling her eyes, and snickering.
Stareena says… No truer words were ever posted, my friend.
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Concerning the fondling of breasts: is a clockwise or counter clockwise motion preferred?
Stareena says… I say, hands on boobies…good. As long as you are not trying to leave bruises, fondle any which way you desire.
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Does the phrase "I met a possum" do anything for you...?
Stareena says… No. And you shouldn’t probably talk to women….ever.
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Do you like bukkake?
Stareena says… Not particularly, but it has a good beat.
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Were you actually expecting any serious questions?
If so, here are a couple of real questions
Why do girls like jerks and snub the nice guys?
What do girls think of guys with curly hair?
Stareena says… No, I wasn’t actually expecting anything, I figure BSAMS would cry outrage that there were no nudie pics of Butter, CJ and I and forced TK to shut it down.
It is my past experience that the good guys tend to be looked upon as friends (as we feel comfortable around you) and the bad boys are the ones pursuing us. Usually we women get the vibe of you being nice to us as “He wants to be friends” rather then “He is a nice guy interested in me”. Screwed up, but true. Plus a lot of women are attracted to the “bad boy” mentality for when they are playing around. When ready to settle down, good guys are who we look for.
If a guy keeps control of his curly hair (or really any hair type) it shows he cares about his appearance and takes the time to do so. Curly hair is in this summer, so if you need product suggestions for keeping your curls in control, might I suggest Curl Life by Matrix. This is a line that includes Shampoo and Conditioner as well as two styling aides to help hydrate your curls (as curly hair is far more drier then any other hair type) and keep them in check.
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Why style over substance?
How can women brave waxing, but still be scared of spiders and snakes?
Why give out a fake number when one can save the trouble of getting a guy's hopes up, and save paper, by just saying you're not interested?
Why do you all drive so bad?
Stareena says… Because looks matter. Men tend to favor big breasted thin blondes that are dumber then dirt rather then a moderate chest, thick waist and intelligent brunette. Why? Cause looks matter. So women strive to be the best looking piece of meat on the menu. It’s all about keeping up with the Joanses. We need to look like we are doing really good, regardless if we are screaming inside. Because success is not measured in terms of happiness, but rather the car you drive and the clothes you wear. Because we are living in a material world and I am a material girl…
Pain is beauty, it is something our mothers and grandmothers have always taught us. That it is not becoming to complain when trying to “improve” our looks that it is for a good cause (namely getting a husband) and to prepare ourselves for the ultimate in pain, giving birth. So women have learned to develop a higher sense of pain tolerance. While boys generally have played with snakes and spiders while they were young, the tend to be more tolerant of such creatures. Plus it is a vagina thing. Most women fear snakes and insects as they are small enough to fit inside of them.
Even if a woman is not interested in a man, we still don’t like hurting you. So we give out a fake number to make you feel better about yourselves, without having to face the hurt look on your faces. Otherwise the woman is a bitch. Generally it is a tactic to get you to leave us alone. We don’t want to be rude, but you won’t leave without some trophy, hence my phone number (aka Moviefone).
We drive bad because we don’t care about cars and their horsepower or performance and so don’t learn to drive a car they way “it should be driven”. Plus we are too busy trying to pick up the kids, pick up your dry cleaning, make the shopping list, talk with you on the cell phone, drink your third coffee to keep you awake long enough to cook dinner for your family after having worked an eight hour day only to hear you beg for a foot massage after dinner, cause you had a hard day at the office. Which we will do, because we love you.
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Stareena says… We bathe more then once a month. And use at least six moisturizers to make us soft and smell nice so that you notice.
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Why can't you make up your damn minds?
Stareena says… If we did, where would that leave you?
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Oh snap! You got me there on that last line!
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Plus it is a vagina thing. Most women fear snakes and insects as they are small enough to fit inside of them.
OK, that's a new one.
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Plus it is a vagina thing. Most women fear snakes and insects as they are small enough to fit inside of them.
OK, that's a new one.
A friend and I talked about it one night and she feared that a spider or insect would crawl inside her and lay eggs. The whole idea was so terrifying to her that the sight of a bug would drive her into hysterics.
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Actually, it would be hard for a bug to do that 'cause of the high acidity in that region. A bug's more likely to lay eggs in a person's ear than anywhere else.
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hmmm....glad i have a thing against waxy build up
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I meet you in a club. A real meat house. Should I try to have sex with you that night? Or get your number to try to have sex with you on another night?
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Most women fear snakes and insects as they are small enough to fit inside of them.
Is this why so few of the guys I know have gotten laid?
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Actually, it would be hard for a bug to do that 'cause of the high acidity in that region. A bug's more likely to lay eggs in a person's ear than anywhere else.
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I have serious insecurity issues and, due to a few bad experiences with women I've liked in the past, I have paranoia issues regarding the women I do date. This makes me an easily jealous individual. If I were to tell her about my past situations and what bought me to this point, would an average woman be able to understand? If a girl who I was dating went to a dance with another guy (just as friends), do you think it would be wrong of me to act in a jealous fashion? How would you suggest I deal with these feelings of jealousy and insecurity?
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OK I aint Star, and I sure aint a chick. But I WILL tell you, show no weakness. Even if you are insecure and jealous, very human emotions, dont let that gal know. Even if you have to pretend you dont give a fuck ACT like you dont give a fuck. More often times than not the girl will react in a "Why doesnt he give a fuck??" fashion. And that gives you an advantage.
I'm sure Star can give some insight to that female mentality.
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Women don't like weakness. That's biologically fixed in the genes. Psychological weakness as well as physical; it's all interconnected.
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I have serious insecurity issues and, due to a few bad experiences with women I've liked in the past, I have paranoia issues regarding the women I do date. This makes me an easily jealous individual. If I were to tell her about my past situations and what bought me to this point, would an average woman be able to understand? If a girl who I was dating went to a dance with another guy (just as friends), do you think it would be wrong of me to act in a jealous fashion? How would you suggest I deal with these feelings of jealousy and insecurity?
Stareena says... first off, ignore the last two responses. Okay, that in mind, this is my input. Past bad experinces make us who we are today, for better or for worse. If I haddn't gotten married, moved to Las Vegas, seperated then move to Maryland, I'd have never met the people I know and love dearly today. But, I digress....
I say that if you are out on a date with a woman, not to bring it up. The past is a sticky topic for most, especially within the first five dates, so I would not bring it up. But if you are looking at being in a relationship (or at least a fair amount of dates and being somewhat exclusive). Then I would discuss it. A great relationship is built on trust. So if you care about a person, letting them know you've been hurt in the past is a way to open up to a girl, letting her know that you are sensitive and that you trust her with this "type" of information (what I mean is being sensitive and opening a vunerable subject to her). If you have reached a level where you are attracted to a woman and things are good between you, it is best to let her know. A reasonable woman will understand it.
As for the dance situation, it depends on their friendship. But there is no sense in worrying about it (easier said then done, I know). But address that you are feeling insecure about this, but let her know that you trust her.
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Don't forget those you moderately tolerate!
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As you know, as men we're essentially attracted to any and all women with a vagina (gotta be technical here), no matter the physiological form. Women, however, seem to construct very rigid guidelines as to the physical features of potential mates, rarely going "outside the box". Am I wrong in this assumption?
Where were you last night, between the time of 5:47pm and 9:13pm?
What's your opinion on arranged marriages?
Let's go back to the olden days with this one: How many heads of cattle and other farm animals do you think you're worth? In other words, how big's your dowry?
What is the single most important piece of advice a woman can give a man about clogging?
What do you think has affected mankind more: warfare or religion?
If you were God, how would you maintain your Creation, the good ol' earth?
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If you were God, how would you maintain your Creation, the good ol' earth?
I don't know about Star, but I'd drink a whole lot more.
Sometimes I wish I didn't know now the things I didn't know then.
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As you know, as men we're essentially attracted to any and all women with a vagina (gotta be technical here), no matter the physiological form. Women, however, seem to construct very rigid guidelines as to the physical features of potential mates, rarely going "outside the box". Am I wrong in this assumption?
Where were you last night, between the time of 5:47pm and 9:13pm?
What's your opinion on arranged marriages?
Let's go back to the olden days with this one: How many heads of cattle and other farm animals do you think you're worth? In other words, how big's your dowry?
What is the single most important piece of advice a woman can give a man about clogging?
What do you think has affected mankind more: warfare or religion?
If you were God, how would you maintain your Creation, the good ol' earth?
Stareena says... Most women have their "type" and it isn't so much as they will only stay within the box, it is simply men outside that type don't do anything for her. So yes, we have a small criteria for the men we are interested in. However, if a woman was to take a chance (as I have) and dated people outside their types and they may find something very wonderful.
Between the time of 5:47pm and 9:13pm, last night, I was at work.
Arranged marriages are dumb in my opinion.
My dowry is too large to mention.
Clogging...as in, making wooden shoes?
I think Religion, for better or for worse, has made a greater impact on earth then warfare. It has even caused a lot of battles as well.
If I were the Goddess (and who says I am not?) I would try to impart love and respect on to my creation.
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What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
How does it feel? To treat me like you do?
Who wants to live forever?
Have I told you lately that I love you?
Who's bad?
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I like this girl and she likes me. We like to spend time with each other, but we rarely spend time outside together. See, she has Tourette's. I was wondering, how can I make her comfortable enough to go out without her spewing profanity every which way she turns?
When I'm not seeing Lisa (Tourette's), I'm kinda eyeing another girl she and I are friends with. Problem is, besides me thinking of leaving Lisa for Megan (the other girl), Meg is hearing-impaired. I was wondering, do you know sign language for "Megan please, I can't just dump her like a cheap suit! I'll tell Lisa when we go out later this week... in the open so she can't make a scene. Then we'll have all the time in world!"?
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When I'm not seeing Lisa (Tourette's), I'm kinda eyeing another girl she and I are friends with. Problem is, besides me thinking of leaving Lisa for Megan (the other girl), Meg is hearing-impaired. I was wondering, do you know sign language for "Megan please, I can't just dump her like a cheap suit! I'll tell Lisa when we go out later this week... in the open so she can't make a scene. Then we'll have all the time in world!"?
Oh just go get someone who's ASL certified
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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