1. Do you own a pet? What kind of pet? Do you like this pet? Explain.
Larry. He's a spider. Sometimes he tells me to do stuff.
2. How many friends do you have? How close are they? What is the most personal thing you talk to them about?
Sometimes I just want to hurt those who are smaller and weaker than myself. Does this make me gay? Lord, please don't let me be gay.
3. What is your bank account number and PIN?
I love the smell of my bank manager's hair.
4. Do you like your Mother and Father? Why? Explain.
My father made me do the bad thing. Even though I knew it was bad I liked it. This makes me very bad. My mother taught me that all girls are FILTHY EVIL WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Please break a pen over a sheet of paper and fold the paper in half. Opening the paper again, what do you see there? What makes you see it like that? Is it the edges or the color? Explain.
Oh God Oh God, it's Michael and he's bleeding. He's bleeding badly!!!
Sorry I wasn't looking at the paper just then. I was looking at what's on the floor. I am a wiicked evil child for not conentrating.
6. Sex? Explain.
Why won't Mr Tinkle stand up for Daisy Mitchell. He stands up for Warren the gardener but not for Daisy. Bad Mr Tinkle. It's back in the vice for you until you learn some manners.
