Please answer the following questions. One of our professional analysts will read your results and find out everything that is wrong with you.
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1. Do you own a pet? What kind of pet? Do you like this pet? Explain.
No. No kind. Yes. Because it's nice.
2. How many friends do you have? How close are they? What is the most personal thing you talk to them about?
Lots. Depends, one of them used to live next door, but he moved away. No wait, I moved away. I'm still in the same city though. We talk about stuff and such.
3. What is your bank account number and PIN?
Dunno and I don't think I have one of those.
4. Do you like your Mother and Father? Why? Explain.
Yes. Because each of them is half as cool as me, and that's pretty fucking cool.
5. Please break a pen over a sheet of paper and fold the paper in half. Opening the paper again, what do you see there? What makes you see it like that? Is it the edges or the color? Explain.
No. I don't see anything. Nothing makes me see it like it. There's no edges and no color because I didn't do it. There's nothing to explain.
6. Sex? Explain.
Thank you very much.
