Those are strong words from a strong smelling man.

You heard it here, folks! The Hooded One, PJP, has laid out his plan to decimate his opponent, Nowhereman, in the first ever Steel Cage Casket match! That's a main event if I've heard one! Two men will enter the cage with only one coming out victorious! Will it be up-in-coming PJP?! Or will it be the Living Legend, Nowhereman?! Who will survive the first ever RDCW Special?! And who will leave the Cheese Dome in a body bag?!