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Yeah, she, like Sarah Jessica Parker, is kinda horse-faced. I think nerds just like chicks that run around in tight clothes and do kick ass. See Carrie-Anne Moss ala Matrix.




Nerds appreciate women whose striking physical attractiveness (compared to their sisters anyway) is sufficient to distract them from questions of continuity and where to find the cheapest graphics cards.


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Her face is kinda weird though...


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I can agree with all those except Mariah. I'd fuck her insane ass unforgiveably.







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I'd do her! If only to say that I've fucked Mariah Carey




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Back when she was on "Square Pegs" (waaay back when I was in High School), I kind of had a thing for Sarah Jessica Parker.


She was by no means gorgeous but she was cute and seemed like the kind of smart, funny girl who'd actually go out with a comic book reading fanboy like myself



In fact, I still actually like her better looking like that than the way she does now, with her fake blond hair, anorexic bod sunken cheekbones and too tight clothes.

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she was and still is ugly


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i guess i don't have a thing for anerexic women, regardless of how rich. or fake silicone boobs. i find healthy, natural looking women a big turn on. maybe thats why i really wouldn't fuck a celebraty.






or j-lo.

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She was by no means gorgeous but she was cute and seemed like the kind of smart, funny girl who'd actually go out with a comic book reading fanboy like myself



In fact, I still actually like her better looking like that than the way she does now, with her fake blond hair, anorexic bod sunken cheekbones and too tight clothes.




Oh my, that's ugly.

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jenny garner does not belong hyah.






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Good thing she's got that long hair to cover up her face!


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I'll let that one slide since youre a Tay fan. . .


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I think Jennifer Garner is hot in a girl next door type of way. I have a thing for that type.


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she's cute. I never thought she was hot, but very cute. I think something about the way she sometimes smiles puts me off, something about her jawline.

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i like jennifer garner


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I saw her on a episode of spin city where everytme she smiled she looked retarded.


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She's horsefaced. She's cute, and she has a great body, but she's horsefaced.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything, though.


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Of course not. Beggars can't be choosers.


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Of course not. Beggars can't be choosers.




Tell that to Billy Bob Thornton.


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I'm surprised noone's mentioned Carrie-Anne Moss yet. Her love scene with Keanu Reeves in The Matrix Reloaded has scarred me for life.

A note to the Wachowski Brothers: Two incredibly thin naked people covered in plugs rolling around and groping awkwardly AIN'T SEXY.


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I like Tina Majorino. She's come a long way from Corrina, Corrina and Waterworld.

Boom.


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Sorry, I see the same little girl. I cringed all the way through Napoleon Dynamite.


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Well I "grew up" with her, in a sort. So, it's all good with me! 20 next year...


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But I'll tell you something: Tina now is a whole lot fuckin' better looking than Sarah in her Square Pegs days!


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Tina Fey looks hot in the weekend update skits. The glasses and the way she dresses is a turn on.


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I like Tina Fey, but I'm not overly ga-ga for her.


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teh hottness!


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I like Tina Majorino. She's come a long way from Corrina, Corrina and Waterworld.



She was Alice !

Damn!

I'd make her my Thursday night!

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She's pretty fickity fine!


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I'm gonna have to disagree on Sarah Jessica Parker being a "Fugly Pretty Chick". She's fucking ugly. period.




What about when she was in Girls just want to have fun....you know.....when she was underage and less Witch-like!


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Back when she was on "Square Pegs" (waaay back when I was in High School), I kind of had a thing for Sarah Jessica Parker.




I remember that show very well. Early '80s, right? I think she looks better in her "natural" state than she does now as well. She's not beautiful, but she's got a girl-next-door (I mean REAL girl-next-door, not the porn versions of same) cuteness about her.

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meh.


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i dont think she's hideous...<P>...just nothing special.<P>at all.<P>------------------<BR>i have spoken


back in 2000.....Rob had shit for taste.

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I'm gonna use my 2100th post to say "true dat" to TK. Furthermore, I'm going to ask: do any of you think Tina Fey is attractive? She was #35 on some top 52 wimmens special on Spike TV and, I have to admit, I'd be willing to hit it multiple times. I think she's a tasty dish!


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