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Mission Impossible 2 proves my point. Woo's Hong Kong oeuvre (heh...nice word!) is VASTLY superior to his US stuff. Studios should leave him the fuck alone and let him make movies his way!
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Peter Davison, the actor that portrayed the 5th Doctor back in the early 80's recently visited the set of the new series...  Aged pretty well, I would say... 
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We need a cross over with an old doctor!
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And that old Doctor needs to be Tom Baker!
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And that old Doctor needs to be Tom Baker!
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Tom Baker looks...puffier.
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Twenty-years of whiskey and cheese will do that to you. Baker is infamous for being able to drink the collective population of Great Britian under the table...
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He'll fit in great with me, Grimm, an' Doc then. If he goes to Drunken*Con. Which he probably isn't.  He was great as the only Doctor I ever watched. And better in his episode of "Vault Of Horror".
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Yeah, he's pretty much considered to be the "Uber-Doctor". I think I've still got an episode of Remington Steele taped from the 80's where he played a corrupt Interpol agent. He and Pierce Brosnan competed in chewing up the scenes... 
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... and chewing up your.... forget it. I'll be a good boy tonight.
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What's the occasion? Puberty finally setting in?
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The Doctor once built a mechanical dog, and called it "K9". In the end, he left it with one of the female companions he traveled with (Sarah-Jane Smith). That was 31 years ago. Next season, it seems he's getting it back...a bit worse for wear... 
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Only it's got a sharp pain in all it's diodes down the left side.
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Doctor Who is a UK series about an alien time traveler and the normal humans who take fantastic trips into the unknown with him. The crux of the series is the time traveler is a complete mystery to his closest of companions. Known only as "The Doctor", he is a renegade (criminal?) of his own people, and, quite possibly, the last of his race.
For reasons that remain untold, he went on the run from his home planet centuries ago, stealing a faulty time machine in the process. The "TARDIS" (Time And Relative Dimension In Space) can travel anywhere and any time. In the pilot episode of the series (Novemeber 23, 1963) he landed in 1960's England, where its chameleon/cloaking mechanism left the ship looking like an old Police Box (a British phone booth for law enforcement before the advent of CB's). Subsequently, he has never been able to repair it.
Two things to be known about the TARDIS:
-It is bigger on the inside than the out. Folded dimensions, and the like.
-It is, in comparison to the technology of the Doctor's race, a relic. It was under repair for faulty systems when he stole and ran away. Thus, he has a hard time controlling where it takes him.
The Doctor
(a breakdown)
-The Doctor's race are referred to as Time Lords. They are the only race known in the universe that have ever acheived time travel technology.
-The Doctor has an I.Q. of, like, 2017.
-The Doctor has two hearts.
-When near death, the Doctor's species has an ability called "regeneration". Essentially, his body breaks down to the molecular level, repairs itself, and slaps back together in under a few seconds. The only problem is, there is no blueprint for the physical appearance. Thus, everytime he regenerates, his physical appearance can change completely. Time Lord's can only do this twelve times, and then, it really is death.
The Doctor has regenerated nine times so far...
The current 2005 series, Season One, has just finished airing in the UK, starring Christopher Eccleston as the 9th Doctor. Bowing out in the finale, the 9th Doctor regenerated into his new incarnation...
David Tennant as the 10th Doctor
This page is for me to geek out for everyone.....and to answer any questions about the show.
Please discuss. 
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Only one actor (and one character) has appeared with every incarnation of The Doctor over the 40 years of the show.
 
That is actor Nicholas Courtney playing military Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart....the Doctor's 'best friend'...
sweet cheeks you should clarify he was NOT the same character with the first Doctor
My one complaint aboout the last season was the ninth Doctor never met the Brigadier onscreen!
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Who is the hottest companion?
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sweet cheeks you should clarify he was NOT the same character with the first Doctor
My one complaint aboout the last season was the ninth Doctor never met the Brigadier onscreen!
Great point, Father!
Yeah, well, we had to wait, what, seven years after Colin Baker left for him to appear with the Brig in that "Children In Need" charity special? So, maybe in about ten years we can see Eccleston visit the military retirement home to see the Brig...
So, you liked the new series I take it?
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LOVE the new series (and Nicola!)
Father's Day is the best episode ever! Watch it almost once a week!
Although ROY is convinced the new Doctor will be very Kamphausen.....
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I'm an Empty Child/The Doctor Dances fan!
And, far be it from me to contradict Mother Batty, but, I'll give Tennant the benefit of the doubt. I knew nothing about Eccleston, and he blew me away.
Heard anything about an American DVD release?
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Now, I have seen a bunch of horror films and all sorts of TV and movies. I do have to say the last time a movie or tv show scared me was the original Nightmare on Elm st.
But The Empty Child episodes gave me the fucking willies.
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Yeah, it fucking rocked. It reminded me of watching Who during my childhood more than any other episode.
What Doctor are you on now, Jaburg?
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The very end Of Hartnell. I have started collecting Patrick Troughton.
I have all of Colin Baker and Sylvester McCoy on my HD.
I outsourced Tom Baker to Balloon Knot. He has it on his drive and brings me the episodes.
So that leaves Pertwee and Davison.
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Oh, and Roy and I lent Eccleston's run to our friend Carlos so were getting the word out.
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Awesome!  Yeah, I've gotten about six people into the show JUST with the Eccleston stuff. It's the definite "convert era" to use when introducing new viewers. You're going to love fucking Tom Baker's era. It's some prime material. Davison, too.
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Davison really seems to be a fan as well
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Yeah, it was a side-effect of how long the show has run. By the time he took over, the show had been on for almost twenty years. He was the first actor to play the part that actually had the opportunity to watch the show while growing up. He's always said the Doctor he grew up watching was Troughton, and even decided to only do three years of the show because that's how long Troughton did it.
What's even more surreal, it's been twenty-two years since he finished his run, and the new Doctor (David Tennant) has cited that Davison is the Doctor he grew up watching.
Shit, I'm getting old...heh....
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as much as I love Tom Baker, Eccleston impressed the hell out of me. he might well be the top of the list. damn I wish he'd had more time.
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Very true. Eccleston was a class act. Of course, it could be argued that he cannot be compared to Baker, simply because twenty-five years have passed since Tom, and, this new era requires a different type of "uber" Doctor. Eccleston fills that role perfectly. He's to The Doctor of the 21st century what Tom Baker was to the 20th.
Of course, we can look at his quick run in a positive way. Would he have had the ability to sustain the magic for, say, as long as Baker did (7 years)? If not, then, he did the smart thing and pulled a Seinfeld....going out at the top of his game...
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I don't think you're gonna find anybody that's gonna go anywhere near 7 years again. And especially not at the quality of the Adams written Baker stuff.
but there's a mystique to Eccleston's version that carries you through his run. another year or two wouldn't have hurt. if nothing else, a movie or mini series about the "time war" would be nice. 
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They have to get all the surving doctors together at some point again.
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rumor has it that Eccleston strayed upon these boards and was so freaked out by youse, he chose to give up playing the Doctor!
Eccleston was good but so much of his act was based on Tombo - it was sheer thievery of the most frivolent kind!
Just to correct my sexy fellow massageboarders, Tombo didn't maintain the magic for 7 years! He had three very strong first 3 seasons, half a good fourth! A diabolical fifth, one good story in another weak sixth and finally ending on a stronger seventh - though, not as strong as his first three!
Trust me, I was there!
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no doubt, there's a lot of Tom in Eccleston's portrayal. I noticed that in particular.
but my reference to the length of Tom's term is simply that no one else is going to do it for that long. and they probably shouldn't.
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You're right no one else should because it was quite clear that the Tombo was bored out of his shizznits by the fifth season and only showed vigour and pep in the final season because he knew he was going or that he was poking Lala Ward(romana 2)
IT will be real nice to see Sarah Jane in the new season and apparently Captain homo will be back in the following season!
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Rob will be in the following season?
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rumor has it that Eccleston strayed upon these boards and was so freaked out by youse, he chose to give up playing the Doctor!
It's funny 'cause it's true...
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Eccleston was good but so much of his act was based on Tombo - it was sheer thievery of the most frivolent kind!
Oh yeah. He was definitely drawing on Von Baker heavily. But, it's interesting to note that Tom has been gone so long now, that they can draw on him. Back in the day, it would have be heresy to draw on the uber Doctor. There is, and was, only one mad bastard Doctor. Eccleston paid severe homage to that golden era of Who.
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Just to correct my sexy fellow massageboarders, Tombo didn't maintain the magic for 7 years! He had three very strong first 3 seasons, half a good fourth! A diabolical fifth, one good story in another weak sixth and finally ending on a stronger seventh - though, not as strong as his first three!
Trust me, I was there!
Me too, Mother! I worshipped at the altar of The Scarf from an early age. But, yeah, I definitely agree with your layout of his run. He started out fresh, wide-eyed, and full of uknown promise. Then, he got comfortable and confident, and started taking chances, broadening the character and his performance. Then, in the apex of his run, he and Douglas Adams created the ultimate enigma of incarnations (City of Death is the bomb, yo!). The prime of Doctor Who, in my opinion. And, as you say, it didn't hurt he was laying the ancient Time Lord penis (they have two, you know) to the lovely Romanaveradnelunda.Then, he got bored, and somber. And, that's when my enthusiasm in his run waned. Luckily wet-vet-extraordinaire Tristan stepped in just in time.
Still, as Jaburg says, I would LOVE to see Baker, Davison, C.Baker, McCoy, McGann, Eccleston, and Tennant all together in a two-hour mega special......searching for Peri's sentient panties and mangled accent....
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I don't think you're gonna find anybody that's gonna go anywhere near 7 years again. And especially not at the quality of the Adams written Baker stuff.
but there's a mystique to Eccleston's version that carries you through his run. another year or two wouldn't have hurt. if nothing else, a movie or mini series about the "time war" would be nice.
It would have to be McGann though.
If you rewatch ROSE again you will note Eccleston commenting that his nose "could have been worse" which alludes he arrives to battle the Autons soon after a regeneration.
The WHO books allude to a time war and have some alternate type of Time Lords with a kamphausen character named Sabbath who has slave monkeys from the Planet of the Apes.
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