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Talking 'Doctor Who' pen threatens extermination
Amuse yourself and irritate your co-workers with Doctor Who talking pens. The pens are based on the popular and long-lived science fiction show "Doctor Who."
The show started back in 1963 and is now on its 10th Doctor, but it still has the same iconic TARDIS spacecraft, as well as that fictional extraterrestrial race of mutants called Daleks. These icons are mirrored on the pens, which are available in both the TARDIS and Dalek styles.
As an extra bonus, the pens could easily inspire a round of Abbott and Costello-like "Who's on First?" banter:
Annoying co-worker: "Whose pen is that?" (Read: Who's pen, is that?)
You: "Yes it is."
With enough clever banter like that, you could hear surprisingly loud phrases like "Seek, Locate, Annihilate" and "Exterminate" not only from the black Dalek pen, but from your new ex-friend.
The sounds emanating from the blue TARDIS pen are nearly identical to the classic and somewhat cheesy sounds of the "real" TARDIS. Both pens also play the "Doctor Who" theme song. The pens retail for about $12.
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I have an 8 inch tall talking Tom Baker as fourth Doctor figure..got him on Ebay a couple years ago...it says six phrases such as, " I'm a timelord, you know..I've been around, I have two hearts, bypass respiratory system.." and " You're learning..that's a good sign..but you mustn't take any credit. It's strictly due to my influence."
Talking K - 9 comes with him..he says a few phrases, one of them being , " I, too, have defensive capabilities... Retreat! Retreat!"
The Doctor figure comes with scarf and hat, a bag of jelly babies and of course, his ever handy sonic screwdriver.
Prices vary. I paid $64.00 for mine, including shipping. A bit pricey, but it is worth it.
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I want one! People always steal my pens though 
Fair play!
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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I saw where they actually make salt and pepper shakers that look like Daleks....
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EXTERMINATE!!!!!
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"Danger, Danger, Will Robinson, extermination is imminent!"
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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EXTERMINATE!!!!!
They're here to exterminate...
Bland, flavorless meals!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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EXTERMINATE!!!!!
They're here to exterminate...
Bland, flavorless meals!
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Yeah I like these episode, They were good.
Now what am I going to look forward to on saturdays.
Jaburg just emailed Chris Oakley with your home address so he can keep you company!
That won't keep me entertained very long. He'll probably bleed to death before I am even done fucking the hole in his throat
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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EXTERMINATE!!!!!
Why have they got penises coming out of their heads?
Are they Pariah Daleks?
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Aiiiggghhhh!!! That's worse than the actual Davros!!
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"Exterminate! Exterminate! Kill the humans!"
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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A dude who build a Tardis. From Police Box to an entire console room. http://www.relative-dimensions.net/index.htm
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A dude who build a Tardis. From Police Box to an entire console room.
http://www.relative-dimensions.net/index.htm
That is absolutely amazing!! Wow! That console room looks like one could walk in, and set the controls and wind up on Skaro.....!
Many years ago, a friend taught me how to meditate. He told me to pick a place where I felt safe and comfortable in my head, and hold the image while I meditated..the place I chose? You guessed it!
The Tom Baker era T.A.R.D.I.S. console room.
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Updated the first post of this thread with new pics, and the like. FYI, and all that...
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The 5th Doctor's final moments...
The 6th Doctor realizing he hit paydirt on the Companion scene...
The 8th Doctor wondering why the hell they cast Eric Roberts as The Master...
"You have got to be [fucking] kidding!"
The 9th Doctor realizing he only gets to spend a year with Billie Piper's hot ass...
The 10th Doctor, wondering how he's ever going to grow a beard with that babyface of his...
A fanboy creation...
Bryan Hitch's first console room proposal...before he understood what "budget" meant...
Sophia Myles, before watching the episode "Fear Her"....
...and afterwards....
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Cool video, Pro, thanks!!! My fav assistants are :
Jo
Sarah Jane
Leela
K - 9
Ramana 1
Ramana 2
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Cool video, Pro! Thanks!
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Bryan Hitch's proposed TARDIS console room looks more like the grand staircase of the TITANIC!
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Bryan Hitch used to shop in the same comic shop as me, but I never met him!
He did make me an offer for a back issue I had put by though.
He saw it & asked the wanker who ran the shop to get me to let him have it!
I said "Tell him to fuck off & draw a popular title like JLA!"
A few months later he did!
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Awesome! I'm in Doctor Who!! 
No..............really..............I'm in Doctor Who... 
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You should do an "American" version of that one. All it looks like to us is Baker emphasizing the number "2". Just, take off his first finger, as well........cunt....
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Awesome! I'm in Doctor Who!!
No..............really..............I'm in Doctor Who...
Is it bigger on the inside than on the outside?
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You should do an "American" version of that one. All it looks like to us is Baker emphasizing the number "2". Just, take off his first finger, as well........cunt....
I didnt take his other fingers off, so why should I take that one off?
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There's the guy with the bomb...  ...and here's Jaburg wondering if he has time to change into his superhero outfit...  ...and, oblivious to all of this, there's Manuel, Nowhereman's boyfriend, asking NM if he wants to sneak off for a quick BJ... 
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You should do an "American" version of that one. All it looks like to us is Baker emphasizing the number "2". Just, take off his first finger, as well........cunt....
I didnt take his other fingers off, so why should I take that one off?
You didn't Photoshop that?  What the hell's that from, then? And, why is he giving everyone the "Fuck Off"?
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Awesome! I'm in Doctor Who!!
No..............really..............I'm in Doctor Who...
Is it bigger on the inside than on the outside?
...does he look relaxed?
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Awesome! I'm in Doctor Who!!
No..............really..............I'm in Doctor Who...
Is it bigger on the inside than on the outside?
...does he look relaxed?
LMFAO!!!
The pic, the whole exchange... 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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