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Kick pigsy in the testicles as hard as you can until he deficates uncontrolably
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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pigirondb: rex, can you get my clitoris..it's dragging on the floor
pigirondb: hahhahahahahaha
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: rex help me balance my titties on my hips
pigirondb: hahahhaha
rqbumbershoot: I'll help, sneaky!
ultimateradness: Rex, can you wipe my ass? Make sure to get the diarhhea out of all the little crevices
rqbumbershoot: Oh, we're talking about Rex's grandma....
ultimateradness: huh?
pigirondb: whaaa?
rqbumbershoot: "Rex, pookie, go wash my dentures so I can eat some blueberry cobbler...."
WiuJeremy80: Hey that's not funny, my brother (a fireman) had to take care of an old lady who fell asleep on the shitter
pigirondb: ???????
ultimateradness: Rexie, c'mere. I lost my teeth and want to give you a blowjob.
pigirondb: jeremy he didn't have to "take care of her"..that's sick
pigirondb: must run in the family
pigirondb: jeremy...2+2=sick
rqbumbershoot: "Rex, can you help grandma change her catheter bag?"
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: rexie sug, would you give nana a little help with her sapostiory
pigirondb: Rex, will you rub cocoa butter on gramma's hiney
pigirondb: Rex, let grannie give you a big, fat, sloppy, kiss
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: rexie, grandma's seemed to of lost her delight saber, can you help me rub one out"
pigirondb: you're such a good boy
rqbumbershoot: Damn, sneaks. That's disgusting, yet highly funny.
ultimateradness: reax is furiously making himself busy here without typing
pigirondb: Rex, I know you hav epictures of David Duchovny on your computer bring those up and let grannie get off a good one.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: rex baby, my bra has given out, will yo hold grannies titties while i paint my toe nails
pigirondb: better yet...will you buff my corns while holding my titties.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: will you help granny with her tux pads
ultimateradness: (what's a tux pad?)
rqbumbershoot: Rex, Grandma's adult diapers gave out. Help me clean up.
WiuJeremy80 has left the room.
rqbumbershoot: We've offended Jeremy's delicate sensibilities.
ultimateradness: heh
ultimateradness: or he's as hot and bopthered as Reax is
pigirondb: or jeremy is gay
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: rex baby, help granny get her fat folds over the wheelchair arm rests
rqbumbershoot: Rex, my varicose veins are acting up. Give granny a foot rub.
rqbumbershoot: That's it, right there.
rqbumbershoot: Massage all the bunions and corns....
rqbumbershoot: Oooh, Granny likes that....
UltimateJaburg53: MATLOCK!
ultimateradness:Oh Rex, do the veins in my thighs too... OOOH!
ultimateradness: ...Such a handsome young man...
rqbumbershoot: Sing a little Bobby Darin for Granny while your at it....
ultimateradness: Reax is away.
pigirondb: jeremy is gay
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh rex, granny shi pgave out, we'll have to do page 12 not 32 of the sutra book
pigirondb: holy fuck
rqbumbershoot: Rex put on the leather harness and the gimp mask. Granny's gonna give you some discipline....
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: rex baby pop in that sade CD and coem help granny trimm her hairy spider
pigirondb: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pigirondb: today rex will be playing the part of little miss muffett
rexstardust99: You guys are fucking sick.
rqbumbershoot: Okay, I think we really need to stop.
pigirondb: awwwwwwwwwww, poor rex
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: rexie sug, hep granny comb the polydent out of her magic carpet
rqbumbershoot: Rex, my hands are all stiff from the arthritis. Be a dear and help granny hold her dildo.
rqbumbershoot: Okay, seriously, that's the last one I'll do.
pigirondb: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: rex baby, go buy grandma some condoms and a ice pack, i have a date with uncle bob
pigirondb: that was just sick snarf
rqbumbershoot: Uncle Bob?
rqbumbershoot: After all the lines from sneaky, MINE is the one that offends you???
pigirondb: yes
pigirondb: that was wrong
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: dear, i suggest not being home when hougo comes to cut the lawn, he's gonna stay and trimm a bush
pigirondb: goodnight
pigirondb: sneaky, go to bed
pigirondb: with me
pigirondb: and uschi
pigirondb: at the same time
pigirondb: with a midget
rqbumbershoot: No, sneaky, go to bed with me!
rqbumbershoot: I loves you, sneaks!
rqbumbershoot: Hold me!
pigirondb: ewwww snarf..that's sick
rqbumbershoot: Whatevah.
rqbumbershoot: Okay, I'm done. Good night folks!
pigirondb: you sicko, pervert
rqbumbershoot has left the room.
pigirondb: have fun all...
pigirondb has left the room.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I fell asleep in the middle of that.
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Fuck! I left too soon....
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its better than coming too soon!
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so... i've been working on this new rkmbs-chat thing. like, an actual program built as part of the rkmbs, that allows chat.
"you mean, like... message boards?"
no, arrogant rob!
it should act and function exactly like AIM chats, except it'll actually be tied into your rkmbs screen name, and anyone can use it (rather than just those with AIM).
innurested?
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And you'd know all about that i bet.
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i do know all about that. i said i've been working on the chat program!
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sweet, practice makes perfect , Rob.
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I think it should have a special built in function to prevent it from turning into boring gay shit, as the AIM one often does.
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sounds great baby, go fer'it.
maybe even have a thing down below next to whos online that says X number of people in rkmb chat right now! that way people know when people are in there.
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The thing is, Rob....if anyone wanted to chat, it's not like AIM is expensive or hard to get.
I'm all for it if you really want....but it's not gonna fare well for the boards. The AIM chat has already reduced posting. This is just gonna take away more.
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i sorta agree with that.
i actually don't like the chats all that much, and would prefer stuff remain on the boards. kinduv'annoying to lose a big ole chunk like that.
but, i figured, if people were gonna use the chats no matter what, there's not much i can do
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i actually don't like the chats all that much, and would prefer stuff remain on the boards. kinduv'annoying to lose a big ole chunk like that.
I've always figured as much...
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I love the boards.
I'm staying.
I'm finishing my coffee.
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rkmbs: hey pjp what's up!
rkmbs: how've you been?
PJPGYRO: real good rob......how's about you.....how's the summer going?
PJPGYRO: Oh and thanks again for making me a mod
rkmbs: summer is going good, almost over though. i would've made you a mod sooner but
PJPGYRO: but what?
PJPGYRO: ?
rkmbs: i was jealous of you
PJPGYRO: what do you mean?
rkmbs: you are so good looking and so gq and i'm well I'm just me you know
PJPGYRO: yeah I know
rkmbs: plus you are so much more popular here than me that i was afraid you would take the boards over
rkmbs: i'm still afraid actually
PJPGYRO: don't be afraid.....even if I take over I would still have you in charge as a puppet.......like JLA does now
rkmbs: so you know that jla is really in charge and i am his bitch?
PJPGYRO: yeah I know.....I think Wednesday knows too.
rkmbs: damn, I wish I had a set of balls like you guys
PJPGYRO: I know man I know.......you still have lex though
rkmbs: nah she wants nothing to do with me. she just posts here 'cause she feels sorry for me.
PJPGYRO: damn man thats almost as pathetic as rex.
PJPGYRO: so what do you really think about Nowhereman?
rkmbs: he's a freakin' god. I mean he knows so much more about life and wrestling than i will ever know, plus he's way better at snappy comebacks and photoshop than i am.
PJPGYRO: and how!
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y'know, i didn't believe i actually typed that until you posted it 40 times. now, here we are, on the 41st, and i don't think it was me, again.
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The chat rooms are different to the boards.
Real personalities are more predominant in the chat!
For instance did you know:
Klinton isnt really gay or Canadian
Joe Mama lives in Istanbul
PJP is actually a woman called Janet
rex is gay
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y'know, i didn't believe i actually typed that until you posted it 40 times. now, here we are, on the 41st, and i don't think it was me, again.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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The fucking chat is dead anyhow. Thanks Rob. Your little guilt trip has everyone 'posting' again...
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The fucking chat is dead anyhow. Thanks Rob. Your little guilt trip has everyone 'posting' again...
Wait.......where's the submit button again??
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Oh, honey, it's only just the size of a button? That's just so.....sad....
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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you need to pop it in the nuker.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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But will it end up like popcorn? Or shrinky dinks?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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oh c'mon "they plump when you cook 'em"
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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but in his case, i doubt all parts are beef...
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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No honestly,I have a submit button there.............you girls are just dirted minded!
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