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DECTECTlVE BUNNY: stupid esc key
rexstardust99: heh
rexstardust99: wrong "x"
rqbumbershoot: Now, that's CRAIG T. Nelson...
UltimateJaburg53: You lie
rqbumbershoot: Michael J. Nelson was on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
rqbumbershoot: A.k.a. Mike Nelson, the man who replaced Joel.
UltimateJaburg53: He was one of the robots right?
UltimateJaburg53: The gumball one
rqbumbershoot: Now, he was the guy in space.
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah thats it
rqbumbershoot: Shit, now I'm trying to remember the name of the guy who did the voice for Tom Servo....
rqbumbershoot: Aaaaannd we've killed the chat.
rexstardust99: yup
rqbumbershoot: The ladies have stopped posting.
Glacier16: yeah, mind is elsewhere right now ;-)
rqbumbershoot: And it's all Jaburg's fault!
rexstardust99: I think their busy with something.
TheElisaPrincess: sorry snarf workin on something
UltimateJaburg53: Scew you, the ladies love Jaburg.
rqbumbershoot: Whatcha workin' on?
UltimateJaburg53: I'm L.L. Jaburg
LorMermaid: yes they do
TheElisaPrincess: yeah uj :P
rqbumbershoot: I'm L.D.L. Snarf.
Cobbasaki2 has entered the room.
rqbumbershoot: "Ladies Don't Love"
UltimateJaburg53: USDA!
rexstardust99: ANIMALMAN!
UltimateJaburg53: Animalman
Glacier16: Ian!
Cobbasaki2: who are you people?
rqbumbershoot: Oh, joy....
UltimateJaburg53: The French!
Cobbasaki2: what are you doing in my house?
rexstardust99: I'm mxy!
UltimateJaburg53: Oui!
Glacier16: I'm MisterJLA!
Cobbasaki2: can't you see i'm cleaning?
rexstardust99: no
TheElisaPrincess: ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: you arent in texas today cuz it aintraining
rexstardust99: Where?
UltimateJaburg53: Where?
TheElisaPrincess: you came back to the boards???
Glacier16: Where?
TheElisaPrincess: nooooooo you cant clean
LorMermaid: animal, where?
TheElisaPrincess: i demand you come back
rexstardust99: Aren't you working on something?
Cobbasaki2: where?
Cobbasaki2: or am i being asked
Cobbasaki2: i'm confused
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* i just want you to know
TheElisaPrincess: yeah ians
TheElisaPrincess: hah rex
TheElisaPrincess: this is gonna take a LONG time
TheElisaPrincess: darn
Cobbasaki2: it's like watching dennis miller
rexstardust99: Then stop chatting with us!
TheElisaPrincess: hahah erx
Cobbasaki2: i know i'm supposed to laugh but i can barely make out what any of it means
TheElisaPrincess: shutup
TheElisaPrincess: its ian
TheElisaPrincess: im burnt ou
TheElisaPrincess: out oopsy
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: then write another story
LorMermaid: uuuh so cobba is animal got it
LorMermaid: hi there
rexstardust99: Nobody likes a quitter.
Cobbasaki2: i like quitters
Cobbasaki2: i encourage you all to quit
TheElisaPrincess: its taking forever
TheElisaPrincess: hahahaha
TheElisaPrincess: ian should write the next erotic fiction story
TheElisaPrincess: there ya go......im gonna chill the res tof the nigh
rexstardust99: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
Cobbasaki2: if its erotic then it must almost by requirement be fictional
LorMermaid: yup
Glacier16: heh
Cobbasaki2: real life isn't erotic
LorMermaid: like i said i could write something but eh dunno
LorMermaid: right
Cobbasaki2: real life is either horribly boring or over so quickly you didn't notice
LorMermaid: lol
Cobbasaki2: like yesterday morning, i actually died three times and wasn't aware of it
Cobbasaki2: sounds hard to swallow i know, but it's true
TheElisaPrincess: come on lors
;;
Cobbasaki2: or, i guess...tastes hard to swallow...
Cobbasaki2: sounds can't really be swalloed either way, right?
TheElisaPrincess: i need a name
Cobbasaki2: just like when people say "sounds fishy"
Cobbasaki2: what sounds do fish make?
LorMermaid: huh?
TheElisaPrincess: microsocpic sond
LorMermaid: bloop
Cobbasaki2: is there an international fish sound?
Cobbasaki2: i know cows go moo and pigs go oink
LorMermaid: bloop
Cobbasaki2: but what do fish do?
Cobbasaki2: bloop?
Cobbasaki2: whats bloop?
LorMermaid: yup
Cobbasaki2: bloop is radar
Cobbasaki2: like the guy on space balls
LorMermaid: not that kinda
LorMermaid: maybe bluop
LorMermaid: blup
LorMermaid: is better
LorMermaid: whats that elsia?
LorMermaid: TheElisaPrincess: come on lors
;;
Cobbasaki2: space balls is funny
LorMermaid: very
Cobbasaki2: mel brooks
Cobbasaki2: why are jews so funny?
LorMermaid: dunno
Cobbasaki2: maybe all those years of being enslaved just gave them a very good outlook on life
LorMermaid: lol thats bad
Cobbasaki2: its ok, they're all rich too
LorMermaid: i guess
Cobbasaki2: i guess too
Cobbasaki2: especially on multiple choice tests
Cobbasaki2: i'm an expert guesser there
Cobbasaki2: and you know who else is an expert?
rqbumbershoot: Space Balls was the bomb!
Cobbasaki2: the fat black kid from hook
LorMermaid: lol
Cobbasaki2: that kid was awesome
LorMermaid: true
Cobbasaki2: he should have his own sitcom
LorMermaid: maybe
Cobbasaki2: where he rolls around and fights crime
LorMermaid: could
Cobbasaki2: then comes home and has witty banter with james vanderbeek and joshua jackson
Cobbasaki2: but they can't play that stupid fucking theme song
Cobbasaki2: i hate that song and i hope the person who sings it dies very soon, assuming she hasn't already
rqbumbershoot: I don't wanna wait...
Cobbasaki2: shut it
TheElisaPrincess: reminds me of the spice girl song snarf
Cobbasaki2: i can't even read the lyrics to the song without wanting to stab my eyes out
LorMermaid: uck no spices girls ew
LorMermaid: lol animal
Cobbasaki2: i'd like to narrate my own life for a while
Cobbasaki2: that'd be fun
Cobbasaki2: especially if i was a ventriloquist
Cobbasaki2: then it would be like i was in a movie with a voiceover
LorMermaid: yea id watch it
Cobbasaki2: and people wouldn't know who was talking
Cobbasaki2: that would be my super power
Cobbasaki2: the power to have my own voiceover
LorMermaid: thats lame
LorMermaid: different
Cobbasaki2: says you
LorMermaid: but lame
LorMermaid: sayz me
Cobbasaki2: what super villain wouldn't tremble at the mighty voiceover?
Cobbasaki2: a subsequent power would be to have my own theme song
Cobbasaki2: now that would be badass
LorMermaid: true youd be good with the ladies
Cobbasaki2: let's not go that far
LorMermaid: ;-)
LorMermaid: mmkay if you wish
Cobbasaki2: i wish i could go back to the 4th grade and play little league baseball, that's what i wish
Cobbasaki2: as myself
Cobbasaki2: so i'd be a foot taller than everyone else
LorMermaid: i wish i could go back to the thrid grade and kept in balia class
captainsammitch has entered the room.
UltimateJaburg53: Yay!
captainsammitch: heyo
LorMermaid: sammitch please to see you tonight
TheElisaPrincess: hey samms!!!!
LorMermaid: pleasure*
captainsammitch: hey everyone
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: OOH
Cobbasaki2: i didn't want mustard on that sandwich
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: IITS ASAMMITCH
captainsammitch: ummmm... did any of you see the front page or are you forgetting something?
Cobbasaki2: why did i get mustard
captainsammitch: >:o
Cobbasaki2: if there are 24 dimes in my pocket why can't i find one?
captainsammitch: gah
rexstardust99: SAMMITCH!
LorMermaid: happy biffday sammitch hunny
captainsammitch: thank you
Cobbasaki2: i had a dream last night that i was being chased by a human staircase
rexstardust99: Happy birthday!
rqbumbershoot: Sammitch!!!
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
LorMermaid: really animal
TheElisaPrincess: whose bday?
captainsammitch: I was crushed that I didn't get a thread
Cobbasaki2: as far as dreams go it was pretty good
LorMermaid: your welcome sam
TheElisaPrincess: sams i didnt know
Glacier16: Happy Birthday Sammitch
TheElisaPrincess: i didnt see it was you bday
captainsammitch: it's all good
captainsammitch: I've been busy anyway
LorMermaid: what happened in it animal?
captainsammitch: my party isn't until tomorrow
Cobbasaki2: the lightswitch doesn't work
Cobbasaki2: and my lamp is small
Cobbasaki2: plus, i'm out of gum
Glacier16: It doesn't list you Sammitch
Cobbasaki2: can't i get more tomorrow?
captainsammitch: it was the 24th, now that it's after midnight it won't show
Glacier16: ahh
captainsammitch: that's why
Cobbasaki2: someone reminded me one time and i asked them why and they said they just wanted my comic book collection
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* all i heard was
captainsammitch: I bet G-Man deleted my b-day thread! >:o
rexstardust99:
http://www.rkmbs.com/...;vc=#Post597106captainsammitch: lol
HarleyQ33 has entered the room.
rexstardust99: HARLEY!
captainsammitch: Hi Harley
Glacier16: Hola
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: FISHY!!
captainsammitch: RACK reax
HarleyQ33: heya - looks like its crowded here tonite
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
Cobbasaki2: if i die then i'm naming this chatroom as the sole beneficiary of my estate
TheElisaPrincess: awwwwwww ians so sweet
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: stop yawning you
TheElisaPrincess: thatd be interesting
TheElisaPrincess: the entire rkmb courtroom uniting
Glacier16: I'd just bump everybody off and take complete control :P
TheElisaPrincess: he thinks he would :P
Cobbasaki2: the capital of my state of mind is wistfulness
Cobbasaki2: i'm a poem written by the french poet Le'Digernon
HarleyQ33: is this Ani?
Cobbasaki2: he wrote everything backwards because he said it was easier that way
Glacier16: yeah
LorMermaid: thats interesting
Cobbasaki2: eerga i dna
Glacier16: deedni
HarleyQ33: kinda like Zatanna
Cobbasaki2: there are four reasons why people will never fully populate the planet neptune
captainsammitch: !rucnoc I
HarleyQ33: they are...?
Cobbasaki2: that's too good a question for mortal men to answer
TheElisaPrincess: ani?
TheElisaPrincess: hahahah
TheElisaPrincess: like the sw reference
rqbumbershoot: HARLEY!!!
HarleyQ33: hola
TheElisaPrincess: hars!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: welcome
Cobbasaki2: when you stare at the wall does it blush?
TheElisaPrincess: i love tha tknew ricky martin song........
HarleyQ33: hey, aren't you supposed to be writing another fantasy, PE?
rexstardust99: heh
HarleyQ33: ;-)
TheElisaPrincess: hah harleys NO :P
TheElisaPrincess: you write one
TheElisaPrincess: ive reached my quota
rexstardust99: You should post the ones you already wrote!
TheElisaPrincess: i want em in the form of a story darn it
rexstardust99: Well get to it then!
Cobbasaki2: assuming a person could eat his own feces, how long could he last recycling it? it would be a pretty good survival tool
TheElisaPrincess: i cant i haev writers block
Cobbasaki2: i think most people are in a permanent state of writers block
Cobbasaki2: and the people who write are just those who temporarily leave it
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: write me a story elisa
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: pwease
Cobbasaki2: except stephen king
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: PWEASE
TheElisaPrincess: hahah sneaks
Cobbasaki2: that guy could write 1000 pages on cue
TheElisaPrincess: yall are funny
TheElisaPrincess: tell me astory/write me a story
TheElisaPrincess: I dont wanna
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i have brownies
Cobbasaki2: he's a story:
Cobbasaki2: danny the street took jodi to the park last september
TheElisaPrincess: ewwwwwww desssert food
Cobbasaki2: there they met flex mentallo and the brotherhood of dada
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: c'mon
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: double chocolate
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: all yours if you write a damned sotry
Cobbasaki2: after escaping the painting that ate paris, mr. nobody found new comrades abroad
Glacier16: Mmmm, double chocolate
Cobbasaki2: and eventually crazy jane had to save them all
Cobbasaki2: they could only ask themselves the question
Cobbasaki2: who is number none?
TheElisaPrincess: hahah sneaks
TheElisaPrincess: wha tnarrative?
TheElisaPrincess: first second or third?
Cobbasaki2: that was a good story
Cobbasaki2: i should have it published
TheElisaPrincess: it sucked aniamls
TheElisaPrincess: be nice
Cobbasaki2: i could call it...the dump patrol
Cobbasaki2: or...maybe
Cobbasaki2: maybe damned patrol
Cobbasaki2: or...deem patrol?
captainsammitch: double chocolate?
Cobbasaki2: something like that
Cobbasaki2: a title doesn't really matter
Cobbasaki2: eventually i'll think of it
Cobbasaki2: and then i'll be rich
Cobbasaki2: and i can finally buy canada
TheElisaPrincess: *pulls her hair back* no promises though alright?
captainsammitch: nice, Sneaks - try my triple-chocolate Kahlua brownies sometime :-P
rexstardust99: TheElisaPrincess: *pulls her hair back* no promises though alright? heh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oooh sounds good
captainsammitch: rexstardust99: TheElisaPrincess: *pulls her hair back* no promises though alright? heh
captainsammitch: so the show wrapped up tonight
TheElisaPrincess: alright sneaks
TheElisaPrincess: first person or second?
TheElisaPrincess: or third oopsy
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: TheElisaPrincess: *pulls her hair back* no promises though alright? there's your perfect start
TheElisaPrincess: like me or some random character
rexstardust99: RACK sneaky
captainsammitch: DECTECTlVE BUNNY: TheElisaPrincess: *pulls her hair back* no promises though alright? there's your perfect start
TheElisaPrincess: so its first perosn?
TheElisaPrincess: darn it..............
TheElisaPrincess: i don want it to me
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: it doesn't have to
Cobbasaki2: the killer awoke at dawn
Cobbasaki2: he put his boots on
Cobbasaki2: he took a face from the ancient gallery
Cobbasaki2: and he walked on down the hall
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no - third person works better for erotic story
Cobbasaki2: he went into the room where his sister lived
TheElisaPrincess: Just for you alright ;0
Cobbasaki2: and he
Cobbasaki2: he paid a visit to his brother and then he
Cobbasaki2: he walked on down the hall
Cobbasaki2: he came to a door, and he looked inside
Cobbasaki2: "father?"
Cobbasaki2: "yes son"
Cobbasaki2: "i want to kill"
Cobbasaki2: "you"
Cobbasaki2: "mother?"
Cobbasaki2: "i want to"
Cobbasaki2: "fuck you"
LorMermaid: lol
captainsammitch: gah
rqbumbershoot: Gah, indeed.
Cobbasaki2: of our elaborate plans, the end
Cobbasaki2: of everything that stands, the end
Cobbasaki2: no safety or surprise, the end
Cobbasaki2: i'll never look into your eyes, again
Cobbasaki2 has left the room.
Glacier16: heh
rexstardust99: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
captainsammitch: well I think I'm gonna get moving - got my b-day party tomorrow and I have a ton of foodsmithery™ to do to get that ready
rexstardust99: This chat is getting posted.
Glacier16: woot!
LorMermaid: night sam
captainsammitch: peace
rqbumbershoot: Foodsmithery...?
captainsammitch: indeed
rexstardust99: night sammitch
rqbumbershoot: See ya, sammitch.
rexstardust99: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Glacier16: yeah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: night philbert
captainsammitch: thanx again
TheElisaPrincess: yeah happy bday
captainsammitch: later everyone
rexstardust99: Get back to writing woman!
captainsammitch has left the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: damnit elisa don't make me get my bull whip
Glacier16: whoa
TheElisaPrincess: gril im workin on it
TheElisaPrincess: things take time
ya know
TheElisaPrincess: im only on the kissing phase relax
rexstardust99: Don't forget the oral sex part.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: don't make me come down there
rexstardust99: And give plenty of details.
Glacier16: I thought that was the point
TheElisaPrincess: oral?
TheElisaPrincess: darn thas gonna take forever
TheElisaPrincess: im just on the french kissing part
TheElisaPrincess: grrrrr you guys
Glacier16: DECTECTlVE BUNNY: don't make me come down there
HarleyQ33: Glacier16: I thought that was the point - heh
Glacier16: yeah
Glacier16: :-D
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh wellthen...
HarleyQ33: where's the rest of the story?
TheElisaPrincess: damn it yall are impatient.....geez
LorMermaid: im typing up an epic one right now just so yah know
HarleyQ33: Bunny, I think you need to get out your whip after all...PE's not writing fast enuff
LorMermaid: ill post some now then some later
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll post one of my older ones later
LorMermaid: coolies
TheElisaPrincess: so no fiar lors
TheElisaPrincess: you type an epic
TheElisaPrincess: i have to type a short
TheElisaPrincess: so not fiar
TheElisaPrincess: on a saturday ngiht
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but i left it at your house fishy
LorMermaid: no biggie
rexstardust99: Like you would be busy on a saturday night.
rexstardust99: :-D
LorMermaid: you can post short ones ill post the long one for now cause im the hostess after all lol :-D
rqbumbershoot: Zing!
HarleyQ33: but bunny, I can't find it - do you still have my hand cuffs?
LorMermaid: sorry my bad here yah go
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes htier on the bed post
TheElisaPrincess: ewwwww
TheElisaPrincess: tying on the bed post?
HarleyQ33: Ah, what about the keys?
TheElisaPrincess: thst so BDSM
TheElisaPrincess: handcuffs?
TheElisaPrincess: come on you guys
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: handcuffs are great
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh keys, yes their in my pants
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: okay wait....
HarleyQ33: "BDSM" - I'm surprised PE - for a virgin, that's a lot to know
Glacier16: Yeah, you have no idea
rexstardust99: HA!
HarleyQ33: do you Glacier?
Glacier16: :-X
HarleyQ33: ball gag!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: snarfs into ball gags
rqbumbershoot: O:-)
TheElisaPrincess: hah......dont know if ill finish it tonight you guys
HarleyQ33: I don't think snarf is into anything. Literally. ;-)
TheElisaPrincess: oh yeah
TheElisaPrincess: do you want the girl doing stuff to the guy
TheElisaPrincess: or the guy just doing stuff to the girl?
TheElisaPrincess: or both?
rexstardust99: both
HarleyQ33: how about both?
TheElisaPrincess: mk........hahaha yall are easy to please
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: get back to work
HarleyQ33: you crack that whip, baby
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: damn southerns
TheElisaPrincess: crap my phons goign out
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
rexstardust99: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rexstardust99: And the chat dies.
rqbumbershoot: I'm into stuff, harley.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
HarleyQ33: into? In the literal sense?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: it comes with a pump and hurm mouth is perfectly formed
HarleyQ33: LOL - that's fucked up bunny
HarleyQ33: I think we lost PE
rexstardust99: yeah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: she's on the phoen with her publisher....
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: from vivid.....
rexstardust99: She's too busy with her story.
rqbumbershoot: Literal sense?
rqbumbershoot: No, I'm not plowing anybody, if that's what you mean.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: snarf, neverind
rqbumbershoot: Then what do you mean?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh....
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: just neverind...
rqbumbershoot: No, now my curiosity is piqued....
Glacier16 has left the room.
ultimateradness has entered the room.
ultimateradness: oi kids!
ultimateradness: anyone still awake?
UltimateJaburg53: Yep
LorMermaid: yup
ultimateradness: yippie kai yi yay!
rqbumbershoot: yup
ultimateradness: I'm on page three or four
ultimateradness: on my second new CD
HarleyQ33: Uschi!
ultimateradness: and third beer
ultimateradness: KWINK!!!
HarleyQ33: eh, my buzz is starting to fade...
ultimateradness: so much for the afterglow
HarleyQ33: do you have cookies wit'cha?
ultimateradness: no but you can always eat my ass
ultimateradness: :-)
ultimateradness: ha ha ha
ultimateradness: me am funny
ultimateradness: I am hoping my story will be good
HarleyQ33: shit, I'm starting to get the munchies - does your ass taste like sugar cookies?
ultimateradness: uh... YEAH!
HarleyQ33: cuz then we can talk
UltimateJaburg53: Whoa
ultimateradness: I'll do the talkin' babe
HarleyQ33: wo0t!
UltimateJaburg53: 3003s!
HarleyQ33: what's your story about Usch?
ultimateradness: ( . Y . )
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 0100110
HarleyQ33: boobies!
rexstardust99: Where?
ultimateradness: punkarockarockarockas!
UltimateJaburg53: Yay!
ultimateradness: I have Chaz the asshole punker
ultimateradness: Minnie the whorish punker chick
ultimateradness: Straight Edge Kid
ultimateradness: the annoying kid who weenies out of everything
ultimateradness: and Grant
ultimateradness: the unwitting hero of the story
HarleyQ33: are you gonna post it?
ultimateradness: the misunderstood Skinhead
ultimateradness: yeah
ultimateradness: it's for school but yes on posting it
ultimateradness: too many people helped me
HarleyQ33: cool - where? random chat?
ultimateradness: uh... maybe the writing forum
ultimateradness: it's SO not finished
ultimateradness: I'll mention it when it's up
HarleyQ33: never been to that forum, but if you post it I'd check it out
ultimateradness: I have to be done by Monday, you know
ultimateradness: it's due
ultimateradness: ...kinda
HarleyQ33: so get to work girl!
ultimateradness: I AM!
ultimateradness: this is a break
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: okay....
ultimateradness: I've got the exposition finished
ultimateradness: we know our characters and working on the setting
ultimateradness: while moving to the place of the first conflict
ultimateradness: FUCK I HAVE TO PEE.
ultimateradness: brb
rexstardust99: Pee at your desk!
rexstardust99: Don't be a whipm!
LorMermaid has left the room.
rexstardust99: whimp!
rexstardust99: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh rex
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no need for that for her
rexstardust99: I know.
LorMermaid has entered the room.
ultimateradness: oi
LorMermaid: bloody hell, stupid interent
ultimateradness: you ment wimp
LorMermaid: internet
ultimateradness: no H
rexstardust99: yeah
ultimateradness: interestnet
rexstardust99: that to.
rexstardust99: I blame the beer.
ultimateradness: me too!
ultimateradness: it helps me write to be inebriated
LorMermaid: really now
ultimateradness: yeah, I stop stressing over 'plot' and 'continuity' and that shit
ultimateradness: :-D
LorMermaid: lol
ultimateradness: wooooo! mail!
LorMermaid: music helps me to be creative in my wiritng and art
LorMermaid: i get in the zone yah know
ultimateradness: I'm also listening to a plethora of new CDs
LorMermaid: cool
LorMermaid: like?
ultimateradness: youve got NO idea
ultimateradness: oh!
ultimateradness: I went in search of Starlight Mints and Anti-Nowhere League
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: anything good?
ultimateradness: neither was to be found
ultimateradness: so I got my first Donna's CD
ultimateradness: "Fastmusic 2001"
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cool
ultimateradness: a comp of punk stuff - various bands, various labels
ultimateradness: the flaming lips - out of curiosity
rexstardust99: Alright fuckers, I'm going to bed.
ultimateradness: A-F Records mixer for $4
ultimateradness: NIGHT!
rexstardust99: I gotta get used to getting up at three.
ultimateradness: the Velvet Underground fer roots
ultimateradness: DON'T BE A WIMP!
ultimateradness: SLEEP AT THE DESK!
ultimateradness: Takeover - a Trustkill comp CD
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: thats what i do1
ultimateradness: 'give em the boot' a hellcat records comp
ultimateradness: and Frenzal Rhomb 'sans souci
ultimateradness: ooooh!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: noice
LorMermaid: yup
ultimateradness: e-mail sez that the first Film Club meeting is Tuesday!
ultimateradness: (this is good news)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: Heh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: Heh
ultimateradness: huh huh
ultimateradness: huh huh
ultimateradness: 'boobs'
ultimateradness: huh huh huh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: boobs?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: whose boobs?
ultimateradness: huh huh huh
ultimateradness: you sed boobs
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i like boobs
ultimateradness: okay, what would be a super great confrontation for a group of stereotypical punkarockaas
ultimateradness: don't all talk at once...
LorMermaid: girl
LorMermaid: a girl
ultimateradness: other girl
LorMermaid: yup
ultimateradness: and she...?
LorMermaid: a girl playing then both
LorMermaid: them
ultimateradness: a girl hitting on the guys and the girl?
LorMermaid: no no, just two guys
ultimateradness: there's three guys
ultimateradness: and a gal
LorMermaid: oh
ultimateradness: who's whorish
LorMermaid: okay then
ultimateradness: I was thinking a staunch capitalist
LorMermaid: a girl playing three guys of on each other
ultimateradness: calling the SHARP skinhead a racist nazi
LorMermaid: thats good
ultimateradness: and Grant curbs the shitface
ultimateradness: for being ignorant
LorMermaid: it works
ultimateradness: yeah
ultimateradness: AND it's educational!
LorMermaid: lol
LorMermaid: quick i need a sexy name for a guy
ultimateradness: well, seriously, how many people in my class know what a SHARP is?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm, something to do with being accused cause their meet a"suspectial description" due to their non conformality
rqbumbershoot: Matt.
ultimateradness: herman!
ultimateradness: clyde!
LorMermaid: cant use matt or brad
rqbumbershoot: Matt is quite the sexy name.
LorMermaid: i know
ultimateradness: so is vladimir!
ultimateradness: or adolf!
ultimateradness: ha ha ha ha ah ha ha!
ultimateradness: oh I kill myself
rqbumbershoot: In fact, it may very well be the sexiest name.
LorMermaid: but i dont want it to be anyone i knows name yah know
ultimateradness: shawn
ultimateradness: james
LorMermaid: eh
ultimateradness: krenny
ultimateradness: peter
LorMermaid: dont like james
LorMermaid: eh
ultimateradness: carl
ultimateradness: ric
ultimateradness: mark
ultimateradness: ian
ultimateradness: jeff
LorMermaid: something that sounds good moaned
ultimateradness: tim
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cory
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: carter
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: lucca
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh
ultimateradness: joseph
ultimateradness: uh
ultimateradness: gunther!
ultimateradness: ha ha ha
LorMermaid: keep going
LorMermaid: getting closer
rqbumbershoot: Horatio.
rqbumbershoot: Elijah.
ultimateradness: Jachof
LorMermaid: hells no
rqbumbershoot: Malachi.
ultimateradness: get it?
ultimateradness: heh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: raj
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: habib
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: marwan
ultimateradness: raoul
rqbumbershoot: Gustav.
ultimateradness: oooh!
ultimateradness: yeah
ultimateradness: juan
LorMermaid: eh
LorMermaid: come on people think
ultimateradness: santiago?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: mekhi
ultimateradness: ernest!
rqbumbershoot: Shecky.
LorMermaid: no and no and hell no
ultimateradness: google name search
ultimateradness: gregor
LorMermaid: hmmmm
ultimateradness: jamison
LorMermaid: jake?
rqbumbershoot: Nikolai
rqbumbershoot: Nikita.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: noah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: shane
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: goran
ultimateradness: dan
ultimateradness: ha!
ultimateradness: dirk
LorMermaid: ha no
rqbumbershoot: Jayne.
ultimateradness: arthur
rqbumbershoot: Mal.
LorMermaid: nothing cheesy
ultimateradness: ford
ultimateradness: zaphod
ultimateradness: yossarian
rqbumbershoot: Xander.
LorMermaid: i was gonna use don but eh no
ultimateradness: winslydale
rqbumbershoot: Liam.
ultimateradness: cheddar
rqbumbershoot: Connor.
ultimateradness: conner
LorMermaid: i was thinking that
ultimateradness: no don't!
ultimateradness: it's my nephiew
LorMermaid: why?
LorMermaid: okay
LorMermaid: no then
ultimateradness: he's not even five
LorMermaid: oh lol awwww
rqbumbershoot: Zephraim.
ultimateradness: Charles
ultimateradness: Al
rqbumbershoot: Mordecai.
LorMermaid: hank
ultimateradness: josh or zachariah
ultimateradness: ohh oh fuck me harder hank!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: sherif
ultimateradness: walter
LorMermaid: you like hank?
ultimateradness: no
rqbumbershoot: No.
LorMermaid: k lol
ultimateradness: leonard
ultimateradness: snarf!
LorMermaid: lol
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: baroz
ultimateradness: Gerald
ultimateradness: Marvin
ultimateradness: Martin
ultimateradness: Michael
ultimateradness: Mortus
ultimateradness: Mortimer
LorMermaid: mortus?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: tirek
ultimateradness: I dunn
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh
ultimateradness: o
LorMermaid: lol
ultimateradness: sextus
ultimateradness: marcus
ultimateradness: validar
ultimateradness: salizar
ultimateradness: jakob
LorMermaid: eh
ultimateradness: kermit
ultimateradness: ?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ramone
ultimateradness: dale
ultimateradness: muhammad
rqbumbershoot: I like Uschi's "Snarf" suggestion.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: sean
ultimateradness: yeah!
LorMermaid: mmkay hes not black people
ultimateradness: shaun
rqbumbershoot: The name denotes strength, sexiness, and charm.
rqbumbershoot: Aaron.
ultimateradness: ha ha ha ha !
rqbumbershoot: Nathan.
ultimateradness: eric
rqbumbershoot: Jeff
LorMermaid: aaron, hmm
rqbumbershoot: Geoff
ultimateradness: did that
ultimateradness: Hamilton
ultimateradness: Daemeon
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hougho
LorMermaid: i think i like arron
ultimateradness: bleh, no
LorMermaid: arrron ooooooo aaaaron
LorMermaid: hmm
ultimateradness: it's too comical
rqbumbershoot: My cousin's named Aaron.
LorMermaid: k
ultimateradness: Aaron Carter?
ultimateradness: ha ha ha ha ha!
LorMermaid: lol
LorMermaid: no
ultimateradness: "Oh Aaron!"
ultimateradness: ha ha ha! it's the album!
rexstardust99: Fuck it, drank too much to sleep.
ultimateradness: David?
ultimateradness: Reax?
ultimateradness: Brian
ultimateradness: Rexlor
LorMermaid: no not daivd
ultimateradness: golliath?
ultimateradness: Charlot?
LorMermaid: e no rexlor uschi
LorMermaid: ew*
ultimateradness: OH SNAP!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: sylvius
ultimateradness: who's your favorite singer?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: raym
ultimateradness: actor?
LorMermaid: brad pitt
ultimateradness: playwrite?
ultimateradness: author?
rqbumbershoot: Caden
ultimateradness: character?
ultimateradness: Harvey
rqbumbershoot: Roland
ultimateradness: Ronald
rqbumbershoot: Ronan
ultimateradness: Brad? ugly name
ultimateradness: Spike?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: firmo
ultimateradness: cupicabra?
LorMermaid: spike haha
ultimateradness: Roosevelt Franklin
LorMermaid: :-*
ultimateradness: Theodore
ultimateradness: ALVINN!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: jorge
ultimateradness: Chip
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: digetrox
ultimateradness: Asher
ultimateradness: Frank
LorMermaid: eh
rqbumbershoot: Curwen
rqbumbershoot: Velvet
LorMermaid: gaw why isnt anything fitting for this guy
ultimateradness: google search 'male name'
rqbumbershoot: 'Cause there's only one name that truly fits...
LorMermaid: i have been
ultimateradness: "snarf"
rqbumbershoot: And that's Matt, baby!
rqbumbershoot: Or Snarf.
LorMermaid: good answer lol
ultimateradness: Winston
ultimateradness: Gnort
LorMermaid: something kinda old school
rexstardust99: cletus
ultimateradness: Clark
ultimateradness: Bruce
ultimateradness: Alan
rqbumbershoot: Hiram
rexstardust99: billy bob
ultimateradness: Scott
rqbumbershoot: Ulysses
rexstardust99: jimbo
ultimateradness: ha ha ha!
rqbumbershoot: Abraham
rqbumbershoot: Grant
ultimateradness: ada,
ultimateradness: adam
rqbumbershoot: Adlai
rexstardust99: edith
ultimateradness: cain
rexstardust99: edna
rqbumbershoot: Dwight
ultimateradness: able
rqbumbershoot: Grendel
rexstardust99: moses
ultimateradness: jesus
LorMermaid: soemthing kinda dorky/geeky too
ultimateradness: yaweh
ultimateradness: allenm
ultimateradness: allen
ultimateradness: craig
ultimateradness: Charleston
rqbumbershoot: Thelonius
ultimateradness: Napolion
ultimateradness: an
ultimateradness: Andrew
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: acab
rexstardust99: arab
rexstardust99: steve
ultimateradness: Jew
rexstardust99: jim
rexstardust99: bob
rexstardust99: rob
rexstardust99: rick
rexstardust99: paul.
ultimateradness: saul
LorMermaid: Hayden
ultimateradness: darth maul
LorMermaid: ?
ultimateradness: sure
ultimateradness: can we quit?
LorMermaid: no!
rqbumbershoot: Cayden'
rexstardust99: We were doing something?
ultimateradness: johannas
ultimateradness: wolfgang
ultimateradness: gangbang
ultimateradness: felix
rqbumbershoot: Gilligan
rqbumbershoot: Monty
LorMermaid: gangbang lol
ultimateradness: billy
ultimateradness: mortimer
rqbumbershoot: Cole?
ultimateradness: buster
rqbumbershoot: Cole's nice....
LorMermaid: Nathan?
ultimateradness: nathanial
LorMermaid: i like cole too
rqbumbershoot: I said Nathan already.
ultimateradness: I like doing coke
LorMermaid: so which one then
ultimateradness: Conagra
rqbumbershoot: Like Cole Younger, the notorious outlaw who rode with the James Gang.
ultimateradness: Lechter
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: alidno
LorMermaid: oooooo cooole
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: aldino
rqbumbershoot: Go with Cole.
LorMermaid: i like it actually
ultimateradness: cole works
ultimateradness: what are YOU writing?!
LorMermaid: sneaky what you think?
rqbumbershoot: Hooray for my suggestion.
rqbumbershoot: Hooray for me!
LorMermaid: hooray for you@
ultimateradness: Snarf King Cole!
LorMermaid: !
rqbumbershoot: Bless my soul!
LorMermaid: what am i wiritng and epic erotica for the thread
ultimateradness: oh wow what thread?
LorMermaid: fantacies
ultimateradness: ah
ultimateradness: creepy
LorMermaid: i may start a new one just for stories
ultimateradness: spencer
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you should just put it in a different thread
ultimateradness: eah
LorMermaid: im goning with cole
LorMermaid: yup thats what im gonna do
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'm pin it and see if it'll get front paged
LorMermaid: coolies
LorMermaid: need a girl name now lol
rqbumbershoot: Amber
LorMermaid: i was thinking that
ultimateradness: Tricia
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: tess
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: maura
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: linda
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: laura
ultimateradness: AMBER ALERT!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: thomasina
LorMermaid: hmm
rqbumbershoot: Betsy
rqbumbershoot: Melanie
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: melissa
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: diane
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh
rqbumbershoot: Carissa
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: marta
rqbumbershoot: Felicity
rqbumbershoot: Darla
LorMermaid: hmm
rqbumbershoot: Raffelina.
LorMermaid: lol
rqbumbershoot: I'm not sure if that last one's spelled correctly, but that's the name of a girl I used to work with.
LorMermaid: amber is alittle to sharp i think
rqbumbershoot: We called her Ruff for short.
LorMermaid: thats cool
LorMermaid: my charactor has redish brown hair so
rqbumbershoot: Of course, one guy tried to hit on her once. His line after hearing her name was, "Oh, like a diamond in the Ruff."
rqbumbershoot: Man, that was lame.
LorMermaid: lol cute
rqbumbershoot: How about Heather?
LorMermaid: no! hells no
LorMermaid: no kates either
rqbumbershoot: Why?
rqbumbershoot: Rose?
LorMermaid: me and heathers and kates dont get along bad memories
LorMermaid: autumn?
rqbumbershoot: Kay?
rqbumbershoot: Chastity?
rqbumbershoot: I just realized how inappropriately ironic that name would be for the kind of story you're writing....
ultimateradness: ha ha ha
LorMermaid: lol i just did to!
rqbumbershoot: Alexis?
rqbumbershoot: Mina?
rqbumbershoot: Harmony?
LorMermaid: isnt robs girl name alexis?
LorMermaid: ebony?
rqbumbershoot: Ivory?
LorMermaid: eh
rqbumbershoot: Daisy?
LorMermaid: nah
rqbumbershoot: Macy?
LorMermaid: reminds me to much of daisy duke
rqbumbershoot: YEE-HAW!!!
rqbumbershoot: Diana?
LorMermaid: lol
rqbumbershoot: Donna?
LorMermaid: lacey?
LorMermaid: Lara?
rqbumbershoot: Charisma?
rqbumbershoot: Cordelia?
rqbumbershoot: Faith?
rqbumbershoot: Hope?
rqbumbershoot: Charity?
LorMermaid: nah
rqbumbershoot: Constance?
LorMermaid: meadow?
LorMermaid: i think im gonna go with amber
LorMermaid: cole and amber
rqbumbershoot: Yes!
LorMermaid: yup
rqbumbershoot: Both my suggestions!
rqbumbershoot: Who da man?
LorMermaid: well i was thinking of amber
LorMermaid: lol
ultimateradness: so
LorMermaid: but you da man
ultimateradness: lor is the man
LorMermaid: lol
ultimateradness: CD two over
ultimateradness: beer three almost gone
ultimateradness: time for Frenzle Rhomb and more story time
rqbumbershoot: Alright, peeps.
rqbumbershoot: I'm gonna roll out.
ultimateradness has left the room.
rqbumbershoot: Night, all.
LorMermaid: night hun
LorMermaid: thanks
rqbumbershoot: Oh, you're welcome. ;-)
LorMermaid: O:-)
rqbumbershoot has left the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: noooooooooo
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: where'd snarf go!!!!!!!!!!
LorMermaid: to bed
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yea
HarleyQ33 has left the room.
LorMermaid: mmkay i think i found a place to stop at part one lol
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: lol
LorMermaid: wanna take a look before i post it ?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: Nah
LorMermaid: k
ultimateradness has entered the room.
ultimateradness: woot woot woot
ultimateradness: holla holla
LorMermaid: woo woo woo
ultimateradness: only one more page so far
ultimateradness: I'm not sure how to get into the diner where the 'final' conflict will happen
ultimateradness: the skinhead just robbed a conveniance store under the guise 'it's okay, I'm communst
ultimateradness: I find this humerous
LorMermaid: yup
LorMermaid: im done with part one of my erotica
ultimateradness: I like Frenzal Rhomb
ultimateradness: woo hoo!
ultimateradness: need a moment to change your underwear?
LorMermaid: lol nope im good
LorMermaid: its not steamy yet
ultimateradness: gah! where's my churchkey?!
ultimateradness: it fell to the floor
ultimateradness: I got it
LorMermaid: clumbsy
ultimateradness: nah it musta fallen when I went up to take care of the old-ass dog
ultimateradness: you know - when it was alone
ultimateradness: what kinda porn fic you writin'?
ultimateradness: cor! anyone awake?!
LorMermaid: lol i am
LorMermaid: im proofing
ultimateradness: gotcha
ultimateradness: what kind?
LorMermaid: trying to think up a title
LorMermaid: um well
ultimateradness: hot dickings
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'm doing a graphic for her porn fic
ultimateradness: woot!!!
LorMermaid: its eventully gonna have all kinds of stuff in it
ultimateradness: such as...?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: S and M
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: BBW
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh
ultimateradness: old west, right?
LorMermaid: girl on girl, guy on girl, girl playing two guys
ultimateradness: old west though?
ultimateradness: High Poon
LorMermaid: but with class and a story!
LorMermaid: no madern
LorMermaid: modern
ultimateradness: oh
ultimateradness: uh
LorMermaid: oo
ultimateradness: HOT. DICKINGS.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: if it were old west i'm sure we'd all be thinking of john wanye while reading it
ultimateradness: Great Expectations
LorMermaid: dickin cider
ultimateradness: Cuntemporary Fucktion
ultimateradness: ha ha haha ha ha ha
LorMermaid: hahaha
ultimateradness: HA HA!
LorMermaid: uh well ill think of a title later
ultimateradness: shit.
ultimateradness: I like that one
ultimateradness: maybe the thread title?
ultimateradness: feh, no matter
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah i like that uschi
ultimateradness: it's damn clever
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: huh
ultimateradness: and descriptive
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll put that on the graphic
ultimateradness: ha HA!
ultimateradness: BUCKETBONG!
LorMermaid: posted!
ultimateradness: posted what?
ultimateradness: heh
ultimateradness: duh
LorMermaid: :-*
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: dork
LorMermaid: geek
ultimateradness: spelled drunk
LorMermaid: lol
LorMermaid: i tryed not to write to much for your sake uschi
LorMermaid: :-D
ultimateradness: sake?
ultimateradness: hot sake?
ultimateradness: and sushi?
LorMermaid: sure
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: crab sushi
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: mmmm
ultimateradness: I DO NOT HAVE CRABS!
ultimateradness: ew, long haired boys
LorMermaid: lol
LorMermaid: shaggy
LorMermaid: more like it
ultimateradness: I'm here thinking 'oh shit his name escapes me
ultimateradness: not fonzie
ultimateradness: the guy who got hit in the face with a bird
LorMermaid: ..huh..?
ultimateradness: long hair
ultimateradness: sells butter
ultimateradness: fabio
ultimateradness: long haired
LorMermaid: uh no
ultimateradness: :-D
LorMermaid: 8-)
LorMermaid: geez boos gonna be waking up soon to go to work and here i am still awake lol
ultimateradness: give me five minutes more! then go to bed
LorMermaid: okay!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no!
LorMermaid: why?!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh i dunno
ultimateradness: just wait!
LorMermaid: okay then
LorMermaid: fir what?!
ultimateradness: just wait!
ultimateradness: I'll say in a minnute!
LorMermaid: okay!
LorMermaid: im waaiting
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: damnit
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: fuck me lip is numb
ultimateradness: okay, check yer thread NOW!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah i just edited in the topic graphic
ultimateradness: no, check my addition
LorMermaid: k
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i will!
ultimateradness: it's steamy like a coal train!
LorMermaid: wait what are you talking about lol
ultimateradness: your cuntemporary fucktion thread
LorMermaid: oooh
LorMermaid: lol
ultimateradness:
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: )0_
LorMermaid: oi uschi
LorMermaid: lol
ultimateradness: eh eh?!
ultimateradness: :-D
LorMermaid: your discusting
ultimateradness: it's so HOT!
LorMermaid: lol
ultimateradness: it is what the title says
ultimateradness: it is erotic writing
ultimateradness: RKMB style!
LorMermaid: lol mmkay
LorMermaid: lol
LorMermaid: true actully
ultimateradness: yes.
LorMermaid: lol
ultimateradness: owner of a lonely heart
ultimateradness: ah ha ha ha
LorMermaid: thats a good title
ultimateradness: what?
LorMermaid: ultimateradness: owner of a lonely heart
ultimateradness: it's a song
ultimateradness: by yes
ultimateradness: ...did you never get that joke???
LorMermaid: what joke?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: lol
ultimateradness: oi, gots ta pee again
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh..my god
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh owner of a lonely heart..by yes
LorMermaid: << so frickin tired
LorMermaid: lol
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm
ultimateradness: uh huh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i could clean, or i could write
ultimateradness: you like it bunny?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: love it!
LorMermaid: write
ultimateradness: aweshome!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ah now i have to piss like a race horse, thank you
ultimateradness: yes
LorMermaid: your welcome
ultimateradness: yes, beer will do that
ultimateradness: beer does that to me
LorMermaid: really
LorMermaid: facinateing
ultimateradness: after 3 and 1/2
ultimateradness: yeah
ultimateradness: they kiss passionately
ultimateradness: in a face embrace
ultimateradness: until she mouth-farts
ultimateradness: and romance is displaced
ultimateradness: poetry!
LorMermaid: yup
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: and how!
ultimateradness: I write mockeries because I have no writing talent
LorMermaid: it true!
ultimateradness: I swear I am in love with slash fics
LorMermaid: ok
ultimateradness: I think it was the fonzle that made it funny
ultimateradness: give nat king cole a haircut
LorMermaid: uh
LorMermaid: lol
LorMermaid: no
ultimateradness: nay!!!!!
ultimateradness: nnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LorMermaid: nah
ultimateradness: pooh pooh!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: pah!
ultimateradness: can she queef at least?
LorMermaid: its erotica its gotta have the shaggy guy in it
ultimateradness: give us a queef, dear
LorMermaid: ...
ultimateradness: vagina fart
LorMermaid: ...
LorMermaid: no
ultimateradness: in the STORY duh
LorMermaid: nah
ultimateradness: ha ha ha
LorMermaid: lol
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm
ultimateradness: it's sexxy
ultimateradness: rex told me so
LorMermaid: nah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: okay uschi i'll give you a squirt is that good enough?
LorMermaid: rex is gay
ultimateradness: yes!
ultimateradness: in the eye!
ultimateradness: like a grapefruit!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hah
LorMermaid: heh
ultimateradness: fruit of the womb
ultimateradness: HA HA HA HA HA !
ultimateradness: ha ha ahahahahahahah
ultimateradness: oh shit I love beer
ultimateradness: I have tears
ultimateradness: tears in my eyes from stifled laughter
ultimateradness: so I do not wake papa
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i think she's on crack too
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: not just beer
ultimateradness: Lor?
LorMermaid: uschi?
ultimateradness: nay, I do not do drugs I am not preskribed
ultimateradness: except alcohol
ultimateradness: and caffeins
ultimateradness: and soooogar
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ooooooooooh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i can sellyou some green
ultimateradness: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowner of a lonely heart
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: granted its a bite stale
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but i picked out the stems
ultimateradness: nay nay!
ultimateradness: I want my longs pink when they fry me
ultimateradness: lungs
ultimateradness: I didn't get a lawyer
ultimateradness: Chip ere'd probably kill 'im anyway
ultimateradness: Strange Brew
ultimateradness: gooooooooooooooooood moooooovie
LorMermaid: yea..
ultimateradness: "Oi, beoytches! What's hangin' down tonight?"
ultimateradness: Chaz was always so drunk. It was funny.
ultimateradness: It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. But it isn't even sad. It's too cool for words because Charlie is a seventeen year old drunkard who ran away from home.
ultimateradness: He's street punk and he's the ultimate in hard ass. The kids can't help but give up their props.
ultimateradness: He is too cool for school, for words, and far too sexy for his shirt. Seriously! Just look at that Chaz frood! He's so hoopy like a Hudsucker. There's no escape, he is the ultimate.
ultimateradness: His discheveled and unkempt mohawk happens to be the same color as his filthy lether jacket covered in patches.
LorMermaid: you.
LorMermaid: need.
LorMermaid: sleep.
ultimateradness: He always sports his fantastic 'I (heart) YOUR MAMMA' t-shirt that's so old it's falling apart at the seams - held together by safetypins and luck.
ultimateradness: . He's always dissing people with bullet-belts because they undoubtably bought theirs and he reportedly "stole [his] off a drunk Vietnam Vet that passed out and fell off his Hog."
ultimateradness: Cool like that you could leave your ice cream on.
ultimateradness: .......that's my opening paragraph
LorMermaid: i figured :-D
ultimateradness: yer
ultimateradness: so cool eh!
ultimateradness: I stole some jokes from Adams
LorMermaid: yup kinda ramblely tho
ultimateradness: but modified them
ultimateradness: oi thass the point
LorMermaid: okay its ool
ultimateradness: it's the feel of the story
LorMermaid: cool rather
ultimateradness: sets the mood
LorMermaid: true
LorMermaid: keep it up
ultimateradness: of course
ultimateradness: I gots pages
ultimateradness: "Not much, shitface!" The comradery in their group was admirable.
ultimateradness: You could cut the love with a butterknife which was, coincidentally, precisely what Minnie was playing around with.
ultimateradness: yeah
ultimateradness: punk rock and beer
ultimateradness: that's what this story is made of!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: HAWT
ultimateradness: snips and snails and puppy dog's tails!
LorMermaid: ever see of crap nevermind i lost the name of the movie
LorMermaid: but anywho it reminded me of your story
ultimateradness: what to do in case of fire?
ultimateradness: sin and nancy
ultimateradness: slc punk
LorMermaid: no
LorMermaid: slc punk thats it
ultimateradness: I saw the german one, not the other
ultimateradness: s
ultimateradness: yeah, I never saw that
LorMermaid: its good
ultimateradness: you sure?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah it is
ultimateradness: cinimatographically?
LorMermaid: no story wise
ultimateradness: not just as a hallywuold film?
ultimateradness: thats what I mean
ultimateradness: a good MOvIE not just a GOOD movie
ultimateradness: I'm a film elitisyt
ultimateradness: I don't like pop culture hits
LorMermaid: mmkay
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: me either really
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: da fuck
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: they deliveried my sunday paper this early
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bah
ultimateradness: woah
ultimateradness: that is early
ultimateradness: must be slow news day
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: nah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: detroit paper
ultimateradness: wait... what time is ti there?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i see why
LorMermaid: 4.31
ultimateradness: ah!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 4:30
ultimateradness: normal
LorMermaid: am
ultimateradness: 2:30
ultimateradness: here
ultimateradness: you coasters
LorMermaid: your night is still young
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: actually i should be central but stupid ford
ultimateradness: yes!
ultimateradness: prefect?!
ultimateradness: Harrison?
ultimateradness: Mustang?
LorMermaid: bascially
ultimateradness: prezidinte
ultimateradness: arriba!
ultimateradness: twoot tweddle
LorMermaid: twoot...tweddle..?
ultimateradness: Dropkick Murphys
LorMermaid: uh
ultimateradness: came on the mixed CD
ultimateradness: not a fife
LorMermaid: uh
ultimateradness: flutes and bagpipes
ultimateradness: Irish punk
ultimateradness: color them unique!
LorMermaid: weird
ultimateradness: not so much
ultimateradness: I loves them
LorMermaid: thats cool
ultimateradness: of course it is!
LorMermaid: yup
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you into mordern acid jazz too? or just that odd stuf
ultimateradness: uh
ultimateradness: whats acid jazz?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm
ultimateradness: hey... what's a skaz?
ultimateradness: is it a bad word?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: check out like st. germain
ultimateradness: St.Germain?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: acid jazz
ultimateradness: ah
ultimateradness: skaz?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: if yoru into the instermental stuff
ultimateradness: ah, not instrumental
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ah
ultimateradness: it has electric guitars and bass and vocals and drums
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: nevermind then
ultimateradness: okah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: so does most of this
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but yeah
ultimateradness: skaz is dialogue or oratory story telling or speach
ultimateradness: it derives from russian
ultimateradness: I'll have to use that in another instance
ultimateradness: Lor ought to go get schlaufen
ultimateradness: sleep
ultimateradness: I can not
ultimateradness: I covered my bed in important things while cleaning my room earlier
ultimateradness: I have to clean more before I can sleep
ultimateradness: and I would rather write my story, you know?
ultimateradness: want a good punk comp CD?
ultimateradness: get a Hellcat "Give 'Em the Boot"
LorMermaid: me sleep baw
ultimateradness: I have IV
ultimateradness: buy now!
ultimateradness: it am t3h s#i7!!!
LorMermaid: mmkay
ultimateradness: schlaufen?
ultimateradness: sleep?
ultimateradness: go sleep!
ultimateradness: you need it, you have work you said!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: work?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but its a sunday
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bloody work on a sunday?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: thats a crime
ultimateradness: she said it, not I
LorMermaid: oh no not me boo hes getting up at 5
ultimateradness: OH!
ultimateradness: fuggidabout it
LorMermaid: im back to school
ultimateradness: wake him up for a morning snog before work
LorMermaid: cant hes not at my house hes at his
ultimateradness: boo!
LorMermaid: hehehe
ultimateradness: drive over in a skimpy negligee!
ultimateradness: RISK ARREST!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: nah
LorMermaid: lol will someday
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: black trench coat and stelletos
LorMermaid: already almost got caught in the car the other week
ultimateradness: nekkid?!
LorMermaid: half
ultimateradness: woah.
LorMermaid: yup it was fun
ultimateradness: that's hardcore.
ultimateradness: which half?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh yea
ultimateradness: left? right?
LorMermaid: bottem
ultimateradness: ha ha ha
ultimateradness: are you drunk too?
LorMermaid: nope
ultimateradness: your typing went to shit
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i am
ultimateradness: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but when arent i
ultimateradness: heh
ultimateradness: true dat
LorMermaid: true
ultimateradness: transplants sux
ultimateradness: stupid techno remix does NOT belong on this album!
LorMermaid: but yea we just got done and was zipping back up when the gaurd wasd riving in so we drove out
LorMermaid: it was so funnt
LorMermaid: funny
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah
ultimateradness: in out?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: had that happen a few times
ultimateradness: where?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: state troopers though
LorMermaid: ouch
LorMermaid: mine was a renta cop
LorMermaid: park
ultimateradness: ah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh public marina
ultimateradness: I got hot 'n bothered on a bus once
ultimateradness: it had this really really great seat
ultimateradness: ...
LorMermaid: i think it was more like the outter part of a graveyard but i dunno
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i tought you were molested on a bus
ultimateradness: oh, that was a story
ultimateradness: this was a great seat
LorMermaid: i bet
LorMermaid: if it got you all hot and bothered
LorMermaid: it must of been
ultimateradness: uh huh
LorMermaid: heated?
ultimateradness: uh, no
ultimateradness: loose
LorMermaid: uh
ultimateradness: on a bumpy road
LorMermaid: ooh lol
ultimateradness: :-D
LorMermaid: 8-)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: lol
LorMermaid: gotcha
ultimateradness: it was embarassingly wonderfu
ultimateradness: l
LorMermaid: lol
ultimateradness: I noticed and thought 'I should move'
ultimateradness: 'but I don't want to'
LorMermaid: i sat on the counter top at his place one an the frig turned on that was interesting
LorMermaid: once*
LorMermaid: lol uschi
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh god
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: the dryer is best for that
LorMermaid: that too
ultimateradness: no way
ultimateradness: never found that so great
ultimateradness: it;s just a seat
LorMermaid: i got down quickly before i got to bothered lol
ultimateradness: tasty
LorMermaid: i guess
ultimateradness: rawr
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i need to try thedishwasher
ultimateradness: ?
LorMermaid: lol
ultimateradness: it's in a countertop
ultimateradness: usually not touching
ultimateradness: oh... try an air compressor
LorMermaid: lol
ultimateradness: !!!
ultimateradness: ha ha ha ha ha!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ooh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll try my 8"A woofer
LorMermaid: that works
LorMermaid: crank the bass up
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: eh nah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll stick to the weed wahacker
LorMermaid: ?
LorMermaid: lol
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i dunno
LorMermaid: noticed
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i've had too many brownies
LorMermaid: noticed
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: and too many margaritas
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YAY
LorMermaid: noticed
ultimateradness: I read a story once about a woman who got her car's stick shift stuck up her cooter
LorMermaid: noticed
ultimateradness: ??
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i remember that
ultimateradness: how'd she get to the emergancy room?
LorMermaid: felt like typing it again
LorMermaid: they probolly came to her ha!
ultimateradness: gas... gsa... SHIFT!
ultimateradness: ORGASM!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: the version i heard is she shifted and rolled ad died
ultimateradness: HA HA HA HAHA1
A G Wednesday has left the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: okay.....
ultimateradness: THANK GOD!
LorMermaid: eh
ultimateradness: this chat has gotton SOOO lesbian tonight
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'm sorry
LorMermaid: eh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'm not feeling dykish though
ultimateradness: no, it's not bad
ultimateradness: just a comment
ultimateradness: like usually it's a sausage fest
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: this has only happened once before i think
ultimateradness: AND no penissa!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: last tiem it was her i and klinton
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i htink thats lesbian enouhg
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ah!
LorMermaid: ha
LorMermaid: !
ultimateradness: ha ha ha!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ho ha!
LorMermaid: ha ho!
LorMermaid: spegitti o's!
LorMermaid: ...
ultimateradness: oi I wanna hot pocket.
LorMermaid: never could spell that
LorMermaid: i think theres an H in there somewhere
ultimateradness: spaghettios
ultimateradness: speg titty os!
LorMermaid: i guess
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: spaghetti-o"s
LorMermaid: more likely
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: great right fromt he can1
ultimateradness: titty hoes!
LorMermaid: probolly
ultimateradness: sneaks, you left the planet.
ultimateradness: this is ground control to Sneaky Bunny
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i did?
LorMermaid: ha1
LorMermaid: !
LorMermaid: *
ultimateradness: great right fromt he can1
LorMermaid: oi
ultimateradness: oi oi oi!
ultimateradness: gabba gabba hey!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hey hey hey!
LorMermaid: hey!
ultimateradness: pickitup!@
LorMermaid: i was bout to do that lol
ultimateradness: pick it up rood boieeee
ultimateradness: !1
LorMermaid: oi i best go to bed now..
ultimateradness: oi vey
ultimateradness: me too
ultimateradness: my story is sputtering at best
LorMermaid: nightyey
ultimateradness: I have a lot to work on
ultimateradness: night
ultimateradness: hasta la pasta
LorMermaid: sleepy tightyey
ultimateradness: oi, with THIS cunt?
ultimateradness: sleep loosy
LorMermaid: ey
ultimateradness: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
LorMermaid: you forgot the EY!!!!
ultimateradness: sez thuh soopra vergin
LorMermaid: and again your forgot the E
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