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Yeah ya'll were getting wayyyy to explicit for my tender eyes ;P

klinton 77: every man fantasizes about other girls
klinton 77: hell, I do
TheElisaPrincess: SAMMYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
captainsammitch: I tell you, that Elisa chick is in about every other one of mine
TheElisaPrincess: awwwwwww
Glacier16: word
TheElisaPrincess: your so sweet
Glacier16: fucker, I was about to say that
TheElisaPrincess: im not hot yet anyways
captainsammitch: says who?
TheElisaPrincess: hahaha sammys got in your game glacy :P
TheElisaPrincess: gotta pick it up ;p
klinton 77: Elissa....shave, trim, or wax?
UltimateJaburg53: Heh
captainsammitch: JUBARG
klinton 77: hey kids....who's up for a rousing game of 'Truth or Dare'?
TheElisaPrincess: nope girls dont kiss and tell anything that personal
captainsammitch: wow I'm in chat and Jubarg's ALIVE
TheElisaPrincess: truth or dare on the computer?
Glacier16: whoa
TheElisaPrincess: HAHAHAH sams
UltimateJaburg53: Yes
TheElisaPrincess: its a miracle
TheElisaPrincess: who knew :P
captainsammitch: woohoo - we all know how well it went last time
captainsammitch: It's a Festivus miracle!
TheElisaPrincess: totally :P
klinton 77: it went GREAT last time
TheElisaPrincess: so whats been up with the sammitch lately?
TheElisaPrincess: hows church/work going?
captainsammitch: I'm home at my parents' house for Thanksgiving
pigirondb: i missed some stuff
klinton 77: we got some new Rex poetry oout of the deal
captainsammitch: yeah - ONE LINE
captainsammitch: I'm still pissed about that
pigirondb: pe..do you shave , wax, or trim?
UltimateJaburg53: I'm going to go ou on a limb and say hitler mustace
TheElisaPrincess: rex poetrY? what....agin?
klinton 77: 'Ode to sock PJP'
TheElisaPrincess: why sams did he say something towards you?
TheElisaPrincess: darn im behind the times.....
captainsammitch: he dodged the purpose - and the dare - entirely
pigirondb: pe?
captainsammitch: almost as bad as Snarf punking out ;-)
pigirondb: Pe?
UltimateJaburg53: She won't tell.
TheElisaPrincess: wait
pigirondb: come on
klinton 77: it was one line of MAGIC, Sammich
TheElisaPrincess: i wanna know
TheElisaPrincess: dang it
captainsammitch: it was alright
captainsammitch: yet it left you wanting more, y'know?
TheElisaPrincess: not telling you pigsy...........;-) just leave it up to your imagination
captainsammitch: okay let's play everyone
TheElisaPrincess: COME ON SAMS
captainsammitch: I'm in
klinton 77: and we leared some great shit about you too Sammich
TheElisaPrincess: dang it.........
klinton 77: that waqs a lot of fun
klinton 77: fuck
captainsammitch: dammit you better not have spread that shit around
TheElisaPrincess: i demand to know ;p
captainsammitch: KNOW WHAT???
captainsammitch: >:o>:o>:o
pigirondb: sammitch is awhore
klinton 77: I won't....not as often as you di
TheElisaPrincess: the whole rex thing
captainsammitch: oh that
klinton 77: did
TheElisaPrincess: why everybody hates him now ;p
Glacier16: hate who?
UltimateJaburg53: I think it's a 70's unkept muff with a thick layer of dust, Pig.
captainsammitch: no it has nothing to do with that
klinton 77: hahaha
klinton 77: no, I'm sure she waxes, UJ
klinton 77: SURE of it
UltimateJaburg53: Damn
captainsammitch: in fact the poem may have extended reax's longevity by a good week
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* get this party started
TheElisaPrincess: oh heck no
TheElisaPrincess: if i do truth or dare yall are gonna ask me that....wheres sneaky when you need a girl alliance
pigirondb: i personally like trim without the bumps.maintained yet still there and visible..nothing like getting floss
klinton 77: do you use natural of synthetic waxes, Elissa?
Glacier16: yeah, where is Sneaky?
klinton 77: yeah, where is she?
TheElisaPrincess: hahaha klint changes subjects
klinton 77: she's always on now
klinton 77: that was the same subjuect
pigirondb: she waxes
captainsammitch: heh
klinton 77: I told you she does
pigirondb: that's why i'd never go to detroit
klinton 77: so..Truth or Dare?
TheElisaPrincess: boy that picture wasnt even hot enough to make yall picture me naked......im surprised your minds are already there
klinton 77: Princess can go first
TheElisaPrincess: hah
TheElisaPrincess: why me?
pigirondb: truth or dare
TheElisaPrincess: darn it a cary grant movie comes on in six minutes
captainsammitch: damn theo laid some buckshot down in the dt forum
klinton 77: you get to pick
TheElisaPrincess: what is up with you boys and the DT?
Glacier16: theo and pig...way to go!
captainsammitch: PICK
klinton 77: DT is a shithole
TheElisaPrincess: i was never a good truth or dare girl
TheElisaPrincess: my life is pretty boring
pigirondb: we go deep
klinton 77: jsut do it
UltimateJaburg53: Theo? Where?
pigirondb: well some of us
Glacier16: heh
captainsammitch: last time we all chatted I got new sig material
captainsammitch: as well as my new user title
captainsammitch: now PICK PE
pigirondb: mitch?
klinton 77: why did you use that, Sam?
klinton 77: I don't get it
captainsammitch: yeah?
TheElisaPrincess: the topic or the person
captainsammitch: use what?
pigirondb: mitch
pigirondb: dammnit
captainsammitch: what?
pigirondb: mitch
captainsammitch: whaddya want
pigirondb: not sam
TheElisaPrincess: alright remind me how this whole truth or dare thing goes
klinton 77: ok...Sammitch
captainsammitch: yes?
TheElisaPrincess: yeah....thanks klint
klinton 77: you pick someone
TheElisaPrincess: havent done this since like eighth grade girls lumber party
pigirondb: you pick dare or truth
TheElisaPrincess: kinda outta practice ;p
captainsammitch: pick someone to start out with?
pigirondb: yeah
klinton 77: to ask
captainsammitch: okay...
captainsammitch: I spy with my little eye...
captainsammitch: Elissa
klinton 77: not you
pigirondb: and you say t or d
TheElisaPrincess: im so not surprised
klinton 77: she's already first
captainsammitch: heh
TheElisaPrincess: hah :P
captainsammitch: shit
rqbumbershoot: Sammitch!
TheElisaPrincess: shoot.........
TheElisaPrincess: dang it
captainsammitch: so why are you asking me?
rqbumbershoot: Happy Thanksgiving!
TheElisaPrincess: snarfers showing up
pigirondb: turkey
TheElisaPrincess: you always show up at the juicy parts
Glacier16: It's cuz its that time
Glacier16: yo
pigirondb: i bet philly peoiple eat only the skin
captainsammitch: wow that could be interpretted a number of ways, none of them good
Glacier16: hahaha
klinton 77: JUICY!
TheElisaPrincess: i meant........darn it
captainsammitch: FINE DAMMIT I PICK FUCKING TRUTH! LET'S START ALREADY!
TheElisaPrincess: not even midnight yet
TheElisaPrincess: alright sams
pigirondb: it's 1
pigirondb: east coast woman
UltimateJaburg53: yeah
captainsammitch: pffffft
TheElisaPrincess: im waiting
TheElisaPrincess: truth or dare question number one :P
captainsammitch: I'm on Eastern time too now
captainsammitch: who the hell is asking what the fuck of whom?
pigirondb: weird
klinton 77: no...you aks Sammich for a truth, PRincess
TheElisaPrincess: me?
pigirondb: yeah
captainsammitch: YES
klinton 77: yup
UltimateJaburg53: East coast in the hizzay!
klinton 77: he picked truth
captainsammitch: lols
Glacier16: :P
klinton 77: if he'd said dare, you'd make him do something
pigirondb: grrs
captainsammitch: butcha can't :-P
klinton 77: so ask him anything you want now
TheElisaPrincess: alright: stupidest thing youve ever done
klinton 77: emphasis on NOW
TheElisaPrincess: hey i had to think
captainsammitch: aw damn
captainsammitch: that's a fuckin list
TheElisaPrincess: and i was trying to keep it all sweet and innocent ;p
pigirondb: stupidest thing you've don ein the past 6 months
TheElisaPrincess: cuz i know how you guys are gonna end up ;p
klinton 77: sining up for the RKMBS?
Glacier16: thats gayest
pigirondb: indeed
captainsammitch: okay - driven two and a half hours to show some chick that I liked her and was interested and shit, only to find she got asked out by some asshole an hour before I got there - and in typical chick fashion she said yes
Glacier16: whoa!
captainsammitch: I win though - they split after like a week
TheElisaPrincess: awwwwwwwwwww
TheElisaPrincess: that sucks
TheElisaPrincess: poor sams........
captainsammitch: not really - saved me from a damn train wreck
TheElisaPrincess: woman was crazy?
captainsammitch: that bitch is volatile
TheElisaPrincess: thats kinda sweet htough......not really stupid
captainsammitch: so it was stupid at the time
TheElisaPrincess: but ill take the answer
captainsammitch: but looking back it worked out quite well
captainsammitch: ok good
pigirondb: ding ding
captainsammitch: now I pick the next person
captainsammitch: grrrrrrrrr
captainsammitch: glacys
captainsammitch: lols
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* where i can run just as fast as ic an
Glacier16: uh oh
TheElisaPrincess: hey..........now dont turn all elisa on me sams
captainsammitch: t or d
Glacier16: ummm.........truth
captainsammitch: heh
captainsammitch: coward
captainsammitch: ok ok
Glacier16: cuz I'd do the dare
captainsammitch: LOL
captainsammitch: lemme think
Glacier16: :P
captainsammitch: dammit why'd you go and pick truth?
pigirondb: virgin
captainsammitch: I had a good one lined up for you
Glacier16: Glacier16: cuz I'd do the dare
captainsammitch: no no no
TheElisaPrincess: hah sams.........
TheElisaPrincess: remember he fears nothing ;p
Glacier16: indeed
Glacier16: she knows this well
pigirondb: virginity
captainsammitch: Glacier - celebrity infatuation you're most ashamed of
captainsammitch: can be from any point in your life
captainsammitch: may or may not get posted
Glacier16: Awwwww fuck
captainsammitch: I'm a bastard in chat, dude
pigirondb: that's good
Glacier16: Vin Deisel
captainsammitch: ask klinton
captainsammitch: wha?
Glacier16: now fuck off
captainsammitch: the fuck???
Glacier16: lool
captainsammitch: you're shittin me
rqbumbershoot: What?
pigirondb: hahahahahahahha
pigirondb: wtf? hahahahah
Glacier16: LOL
klinton 77: whazzat?
captainsammitch: ooooooooooookay... we'll take it - good posting material
Glacier16: that got all your attention
captainsammitch: NEXT!
captainsammitch: next dammit!
captainsammitch: I don't wanna think about that shit
TheElisaPrincess: whats wrong with vin diesel? the guys in amazing shape
Glacier16: LOL
brianjonopulos: He's gay
rqbumbershoot: And he likes DnD.
Glacier16: HAHAHAHA
Glacier16: Oh man, you have no idea how hard im laughing right now
captainsammitch: gah - my mother talked about how much she liked his 'versatility' as an 'actor' citing Pacifier
captainsammitch: I wanted to blow my brains out
UltimateJaburg53: I bet XxX ruined his career
TheElisaPrincess: hey
TheElisaPrincess: triple x was awesome
captainsammitch: ok Glacier - pick someone
pigirondb: i liied pitch black
TheElisaPrincess: its like the ultimate guy movie of all time
TheElisaPrincess: OH MY GOSH pitch black was good
UltimateJaburg53: xXx
Glacier16: alright alright, seriously......that hot maid in Clue
brianjonopulos: Are you fuckers playing truth or dare again?
captainsammitch: damn straight
pigirondb: that was collen camp
TheElisaPrincess: i dont even remember clue characters
TheElisaPrincess: im so old ;p
pigirondb: colleeen
captainsammitch: "I am your singing telegram!"
pigirondb: colleen camp
rqbumbershoot: *Blam*
UltimateJaburg53: 1+2+2+1
TheElisaPrincess: musta been a boy thing
captainsammitch: heh
pigirondb: b movie actress from the 70's
pigirondb: big tits

captainsammitch: Glacier I think you should pick reax to go next
rqbumbershoot: Reax ain't here.
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* we are, we are
TheElisaPrincess: rex is here?
Glacier16: BJ!
pigirondb: i know all
brianjonopulos: I'm not here.
captainsammitch: brianjonopulos: Are you fuckers playing truth or dare again?
Glacier16: grrrrrs
captainsammitch: you walked into this one
captainsammitch: lols
rqbumbershoot: lols
captainsammitch: heh
rqbumbershoot: ;ppp
pigirondb: sings*
klinton 77: *pukes*
captainsammitch: lols @ pigsy
captainsammitch: NEXT dammit!
Glacier16: Pigsy!
TheElisaPrincess: darn it * has a headache* brb
captainsammitch: we don't have all... well I guess we do, no work tomorrow
pigirondb: you alreday asked rex
Glacier16: thats true
pigirondb: but i'm aman
klinton 77: says who?
pigirondb: your choice
pigirondb: me
pigirondb: klint
TheElisaPrincess: and the chat dies
klinton 77: ok then
pigirondb: great
pigirondb: glacys choice
klinton 77: Glacier...just go with Pig
Glacier16: I did
pigirondb: your choice
klinton 77: Pig, Tor D
klinton 77: GO!
pigirondb: glacys choice
klinton 77: no, yours
pigirondb: either, his call
klinton 77: no, it's yours
klinton 77: just fucking pick one
UltimateJaburg53: lol
pigirondb: truth because it takes less time
UltimateJaburg53: Heh
Glacier16: Nastiest thing you've done with a woman?
Glacier16: wow, you gotta think about it....
pigirondb: in a bar i guess i was fingering her ass crack in wide open public..i dunno that was two weeks ago
brianjonopulos: HOT!
TheElisaPrincess: ewwwww of all the times to come back to the room
captainsammitch: if you say so
brianjonopulos: (not really)
Glacier16: dizzam
TheElisaPrincess: total gross
pigirondb: do you want me to think?
captainsammitch: no we're cool
Glacier16: indeed, we're cool
pigirondb: oh elisa..you'd like it
rqbumbershoot: Hah!
captainsammitch: ewwwwwwwwws darn it pigsy
rqbumbershoot: Damn, glacy, rack!
pigirondb: your nipples would get all hard and shit
klinton 77: where's the ignore button again?
TheElisaPrincess: you wish pigsy
klinton 77: fuck
Glacier16: hahaha
captainsammitch: NEXT!
pigirondb: on the aimbot
klinton 77: go Pig
TheElisaPrincess: hahah sams is determined to keep it moving ;p
pigirondb: they would
pigirondb: mwahhh
klinton 77: GO PIG!
captainsammitch: my dad sleeps in the living room and he bitches about the monitor glare, my typing noise, etc
TheElisaPrincess: shutup pigsy.....maybe in your own mind
TheElisaPrincess: hahaha sams
pigirondb: jelly
TheElisaPrincess: awwww poor guy
Glacier16: If Sams added me to his friends list on MySpace....I'd probably post some of this there :P
pigirondb: litttle girl
TheElisaPrincess: awwww glacy sounds ticked off :P
TheElisaPrincess: i didn tthink that was possible ;-)\
pigirondb: burg
TheElisaPrincess: alright pigsy go.......whos next?
captainsammitch: Jubarg
captainsammitch: he just said
TheElisaPrincess: this is like spin the bottle
pigirondb: burg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UltimateJaburg53: Oh
Glacier16: LOL
UltimateJaburg53: Uh
UltimateJaburg53: Truth
captainsammitch: damn you people - this is doing nothing for the boards
pigirondb: have you ever slept in the same bed with bk and woke up with a hard on?
captainsammitch: damn
brianjonopulos: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Glacier16: HAHAHHAH
klinton 77: ahhahaha
pigirondb: truth
TheElisaPrincess: hah sams.......poor baby
TheElisaPrincess: i sorta feel bad
UltimateJaburg53: No, but once when he passed out I painted his toenails red,
TheElisaPrincess: hahahaha
pigirondb: bullshit
captainsammitch: LOL
pigirondb: bullshit
UltimateJaburg53: Nope
captainsammitch: post that shit
UltimateJaburg53: Can't
TheElisaPrincess: how you gonna prove it true pigsy seriously?!?
Glacier16: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
pigirondb: bullshit
UltimateJaburg53: No pictures exist
pigirondb: bullshit
brianjonopulos: could it be better than the pretty princess pic?
captainsammitch: LOL
pigirondb: uj with a morning wood
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
pigirondb: next to the tiara
TheElisaPrincess: hah......whatever happened to that tiara
klinton 77: it's in a shrine
pigirondb: burg isnext
UltimateJaburg53: Uh
UltimateJaburg53: Klinton
TheElisaPrincess: hah klints ;p
klinton 77: fuck you
pigirondb: ;P
klinton 77: dare
captainsammitch: aw shit
klinton 77: just to be different
pigirondb: sweet
UltimateJaburg53: Aw crap
klinton 77: hahha
UltimateJaburg53: One sec
TheElisaPrincess: and the chat dies........
TheElisaPrincess: alright so whos next?
klinton 77: UJ...
captainsammitch: elisa, we're past that part
Glacier16: He's thinking
captainsammitch: try to keep up hon
pigirondb: that's hard
Glacier16: heh
UltimateJaburg53: ANd getting a soda.
pigirondb: like waking up ne
klinton 77: I want a soda!
TheElisaPrincess: shutup sams.....you do not tella junoir high teacher to keep up
UltimateJaburg53: Ok
Glacier16: hahah
TheElisaPrincess: if you dont wanna get slapped ;p
captainsammitch: heh maybe that explains all those detentions in 7th grade
Glacier16: tell her! tell her!
klinton 77: maybe he does?
TheElisaPrincess: HAHAHA detentions not the only thing...........
UltimateJaburg53: Proclaim your love for the g-man in an erotic superhero fan fic
TheElisaPrincess: HAHAHA
Glacier16: LOL
Glacier16: hahahahha
klinton 77: what???
captainsammitch: 720 minutes of consequences for ADHD-fueled rebellious impulsiveness
captainsammitch: LOL
Glacier16: sonnava
captainsammitch: aw damn
pigirondb: hahahhahaahhaahh
klinton 77: cunt
UltimateJaburg53: Yes
captainsammitch: in Writer's Block - that shit's dead
TheElisaPrincess: totally dead
TheElisaPrincess: and awesomest dare ever
captainsammitch: it'll get Mxy to knock it off with The TIck
UltimateJaburg53: It may bring it back
Glacier16: hah
captainsammitch: hope so - I've been writing a quality story and nobody's reading it
TheElisaPrincess: sams i promise since i have no life for the next 48 hours ill read it :P
UltimateJaburg53: I've been reading Dirk Gently
captainsammitch: it's called Identify
rqbumbershoot: I read one of those books YEARS ago.
rqbumbershoot: That's the one with the sofa stuck in the doorway, right?
TheElisaPrincess: yeah
UltimateJaburg53: Did it have an electronic monk?
TheElisaPrincess: i read the first few chapters of that book
UltimateJaburg53: Yes
captainsammitch: 166 in bowling in the arcade, bitches
TheElisaPrincess: yeah in chapter one uj member?
rqbumbershoot: Yes, I believe it did.
UltimateJaburg53: More than that
pigirondb: hurry up canadian
TheElisaPrincess: kinda weird way to start it
UltimateJaburg53: He winds up at cambridge
TheElisaPrincess: *is sounding more and more like a geek :P*
UltimateJaburg53: and in a tree
Glacier16: more?
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhh its on now :P
captainsammitch: ok klinton while you're writing pick someone new
pigirondb: cj
pigirondb: oh wait
captainsammitch: if CJ were in here to play t or d it'd be fucking hot
TheElisaPrincess: why?
pigirondb: that was the writer's block
captainsammitch: because CJ is fuckin hot
TheElisaPrincess: granted
pigirondb: she has hug tits and she's a red head
captainsammitch: point
Glacier16: haha
TheElisaPrincess: harleys hotter though
pigirondb: no
TheElisaPrincess: oh and dk is the hottest in my opinion
pigirondb: no no no
captainsammitch: cheerleader... mud wrestling...
pigirondb: no no no nio noo nononoonno
captainsammitch: I'll be back in five
pigirondb: you are agirl
captainsammitch: kidding
rqbumbershoot: I always thought Butter was way hot.
klinton 77: is the story enough profession of love....or do I chave to come out and say it?
captainsammitch: I gotta beat that bowling score
TheElisaPrincess: yeah but i havent seen pictures of butter in forever
pigirondb: yes, but no
pigirondb: you hav eto smootch
pigirondb: atleast
UltimateJaburg53: the story is enough
TheElisaPrincess: smooching? Im so confused...........and i can usually keep up with you pigsy
pigirondb: and say something about the kids
Glacier16: for Klints fic
pigirondb: like you'd adopt them
Glacier16: keep up!
Glacier16: :-P
captainsammitch: Elisa, use your words... less
pigirondb: and you like lawyers
Glacier16: hahah
captainsammitch: kidding :-P
pigirondb: lawyer sex
TheElisaPrincess: you know i could just leave sams ;-)
TheElisaPrincess: cary grant is on the tv :P
captainsammitch: sorry I couldn't resist
captainsammitch: yeah but we beat all hell outta him,
captainsammitch: and his hack son
TheElisaPrincess: always wanted to be a lawyer :P
klinton 77: that's all you get
captainsammitch: is it posted?
klinton 77: it is now
captainsammitch: rock - I'll go see
TheElisaPrincess: yeah he got it
TheElisaPrincess: klints is the man
captainsammitch: heh
captainsammitch: clever
Glacier16: hahah
TheElisaPrincess: definite brownie points
klinton 77: good enough, UJ?
captainsammitch: "Brilliant!"
Glacier16:

captainsammitch: Next!
klinton 77: UJ?
klinton 77: Princess, T or D?
TheElisaPrincess: truth
captainsammitch: dammit
captainsammitch: fuck
TheElisaPrincess: im not a daring kinda girl
UltimateJaburg53: Yes
captainsammitch: there should be a truth limit
TheElisaPrincess: hah :P
TheElisaPrincess: not where chicks are concerned
captainsammitch: you cowardly bastards
captainsammitch: oh wait
captainsammitch: shit
klinton 77: do you wax, shave, or trim?
Glacier16: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
captainsammitch: LOL
rqbumbershoot: Day-um!
captainsammitch: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs
captainsammitch: uh guys?
captainsammitch: I think she's punkin out on us
captainsammitch: DON'T BE TONIGHT
Glacier16: Since I am JLA's alt................Rack Klint!
captainsammitch: DON'T BE TONIGHT'S SNARF
TheElisaPrincess: hell no
TheElisaPrincess: oh come on
TheElisaPrincess: you could ask me anything and you ask me that?
pigirondb: oh yes
klinton 77: you picked truth
captainsammitch: DON'T DO IT!
TheElisaPrincess: i hate you now klintons :P
captainsammitch: THERE'S A BETTER WAY!
Glacier16: *sighs in relief*
captainsammitch: a less Snarfly way!
klinton 77: you love me
klinton 77: so...
TheElisaPrincess: i do and do you really wanna know that cuz ill answer it if you do
brianjonopulos: answer
TheElisaPrincess: but come on you can know anything and thats what you wanna know
klinton 77: I do
captainsammitch: 'netiher'
captainsammitch: neither*
TheElisaPrincess: what do you mean neither? you bastard ;p
captainsammitch: O:-)
TheElisaPrincess: you think im this skanky kinda girl
captainsammitch: hahaha no I just enjoy getting a rise outta you
Glacier16: heh
captainsammitch: npi
pigirondb: i think you trim
TheElisaPrincess: wax but natural not synthetic: yall are pathetic ;p
Glacier16: WHOA!
brianjonopulos: Thats my new sig.
captainsammitch: you heard it here first!
pigirondb: everything?
captainsammitch: film at 11
TheElisaPrincess: that wasnt in the question :P
klinton 77: next time...
rqbumbershoot: Day-um!
klinton 77: go
captainsammitch: pick
klinton 77: it's your pick again
TheElisaPrincess: my turn?
TheElisaPrincess: or sams?
captainsammitch: yours
TheElisaPrincess: grrr vengeance
TheElisaPrincess: darn who will i choose to torture ;p
rqbumbershoot: Me!
captainsammitch: elisa, words less, reading more :-P
Glacier16: lol
captainsammitch: I'm such a bastard
Jlfgrimm13 has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: truth or dare sams
Glacier16: aweshome
Glacier16: Grim!
captainsammitch: fuck
brianjonopulos: heh
brianjonopulos: GRIMM
Glacier16: yeah!
TheElisaPrincess: hell yeah
captainsammitch: GRIMM
pigirondb: grimm
TheElisaPrincess: hey grimms
captainsammitch: I think you should pick Grimm nest
UltimateJaburg53: Gimm
captainsammitch: next*
rqbumbershoot: Grimmy!
TheElisaPrincess: noway baby
Jlfgrimm13: hey kids. I won't be long. crashing soon.
UltimateJaburg53: Grimm
brianjonopulos: Everyone on my buddy list is in here.
UltimateJaburg53: Me too
captainsammitch: whose turn is it?
TheElisaPrincess: truth or freakin dare :P
Glacier16: awww bj
pigirondb: pe
TheElisaPrincess: and its my turn and i pick you ;P
captainsammitch: son of a motherless fuck
pigirondb: the little waxing slut
klinton 77 has left the room.
Glacier16: Hey!
captainsammitch: dare, bitches 8-)
klinton 77 has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: alright........dang it and i had a juicy truth
pigirondb: hah
klinton 77: hahah
captainsammitch: it'd be hard to top the truths klinton dragged out last time
klinton 77: Sam's got some fun screts
UltimateJaburg53: I'm out, have a good Thanksgiving, people
captainsammitch: you bastard
captainsammitch: peace Jubarg
Glacier16: See ya UJ, you too!
pigirondb: bitch
klinton 77: 'night UJ
rqbumbershoot: See, ya, UJ.
captainsammitch: got an adequate dare together yet?
TheElisaPrincess: you play dirty: al'ight.......i want you to publically confess your undying love for meeks on the boards
pigirondb: uj is whipped
captainsammitch: whoa
Jlfgrimm13: jubarg the mighty.
klinton 77: hahahha
pigirondb: like bk
captainsammitch: hold on a sec
TheElisaPrincess: including that shes an awesome girl, that you were stupid for dumping her, AND that you still have feleings for her :P
captainsammitch: now there's wrong and there's WRONG
captainsammitch: shit
captainsammitch: I said dare
Glacier16: HA!
TheElisaPrincess: you asked for it :P
captainsammitch: fuck
klinton 77: that's evil....truely evil
rqbumbershoot: Jeez, elisa.
TheElisaPrincess: vengeance is mine :P
captainsammitch: which forum
TheElisaPrincess: cuz im nice and you can talk pj into editing your post
TheElisaPrincess: the OT
Glacier16: LOL
captainsammitch: oh well fine then
captainsammitch: I'll get right on tat
pigirondb: pe is evil
Glacier16: PJP doesn't have to be talked into it
captainsammitch: she never goes there
TheElisaPrincess: otherwise i woulda made you freakin post it in the random forum :P
pigirondb: i think i loveher
TheElisaPrincess: or the womens...........now theres an idea ;P
captainsammitch: and PJP edits posts for one damn reason
captainsammitch: because he CAN
Glacier16: word!
captainsammitch: you said OT first
pigirondb: hah he won't edit that
TheElisaPrincess: you can thank me later mr. do i wax or shave or trim :P
pigirondb: yay
TheElisaPrincess: *is waiting*
pigirondb: yay
captainsammitch: oh I gotta pass the rage on
captainsammitch: hold on lemme pick the next poor bastard
TheElisaPrincess: HAHHA
pigirondb: your raging boner for meeko
WiuJeremy80 has entered the room.
brianjonopulos: jeremy is invited.
brianjonopulos: obviously.
TheElisaPrincess: be forwarned jers the end draweth near
WiuJeremy80: damn right he is
captainsammitch: since you punked out last time, Snarf, truth or dare
TheElisaPrincess: truth or dare
Glacier16: hey jeremy
WiuJeremy80: truth Princessy
WiuJeremy80: Hi Glacys!
WiuJeremy80: lol
rqbumbershoot: Truth!
Glacier16: :P
Glacier16: "leave an Elisaism" hahahha
WiuJeremy80: heh, yeah
Glacier16: I think we'd be the only ones that get that
captainsammitch: wuss
WiuJeremy80: She's got isms
Glacier16: and how!
captainsammitch: ok, Snarf, which female RKMBS poster did you most recently wank to?
TheElisaPrincess: hey i do have isms but thats not all i got
brianjonopulos: HA!
captainsammitch: I'm such a bastard :-(
WiuJeremy80: wuss? what am I going to be dared to do?
captainsammitch: NOT YOU
Glacier16: *hopes Snarf mentions a chick*
WiuJeremy80: sit naked in my room
pigirondb: unlike you guys it would be an asm wit me
WiuJeremy80: ?
klinton 77: ahaha
WiuJeremy80: I could be doing that already!
rqbumbershoot: Well, I guess that would be Butter Rican.
WiuJeremy80: Hiyo!
captainsammitch: shit did I specify female?
brianjonopulos: Liar
captainsammitch: I concur - I detect bullshit
captainsammitch: prove it- no wait don't
captainsammitch: PLEASE don't
brianjonopulos: heh
Glacier16: haha
WiuJeremy80: haha
Glacier16: eww
WiuJeremy80: I don't get it
captainsammitch: ewwwwwwwwws lols
Glacier16: ewwwwws :P
pigirondb: awful
WiuJeremy80: you spelled 'aweful' wrong
pigirondb: fuckin philly yo
WiuJeremy80: wait
rqbumbershoot: Okay, enough.
WiuJeremy80: that looks wrong
pigirondb: wanker
WiuJeremy80: damn!
pigirondb: poof
captainsammitch: "Jeremy: the innocence of a child, the patience of a saint, and the nerdiness of a Magic: The Gathering tournament champion"
pigirondb: jeremy
WiuJeremy80: I am not a Magic nerd
Jlfgrimm13: night kids. enjoy torturing each other.
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
brianjonopulos: the real last poster snarf jerked off to: http://www.robkamphausen.com/blog/2005/11/bodyunbuilder.jpg
TheElisaPrincess: night grimmers :X:X
pigirondb: later grimm
Glacier16: see ya Grimm
WiuJeremy80: Bye Grimmers!
captainsammitch: peace
WiuJeremy80: Happy turkey day!
captainsammitch: enjoy the inebriation
rqbumbershoot: Bye!
Jlfgrimm13 has left the room.
pigirondb: i'm not opeoining that link
brianjonopulos: bye grimm
brianjonopulos: heh
captainsammitch: who's next Snarf?
WiuJeremy80: I am!
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* early in the morning
rqbumbershoot: Yeah, sure, Jers, truth or dare?
captainsammitch: boing!
WiuJeremy80: what the hell...dare
pigirondb: h evolunteered
pigirondb: hah
klinton 77: sad
TheElisaPrincess: not dare AGAIN
WiuJeremy80: Again?
Glacier16: woot!
klinton 77: Sammich...did you post your Dare?
TheElisaPrincess: no klints NOT YET HE HASNT :{P
rqbumbershoot: Tell your most embarrasing secret.
pigirondb: no
pigirondb: he didn't
TheElisaPrincess: naw for jeremys?
WiuJeremy80: sounds like you were victim...I mean subjected to their pranks
captainsammitch: workin on it klinton
klinton 77: no more chatting in here till it's done
pigirondb: micth first
klinton 77: get on it
TheElisaPrincess: simple: I am a jerk, you are an amazingly beautiful girl, please forgive me :P
WiuJeremy80: that's not a dare that's a truth
captainsammitch: it's only a paragraph and a half so far and I'm not a cheap bastard like reax
pigirondb: do it mitch or i'll punk you next rdcw
Glacier16: hahah
rqbumbershoot: Fine. Gah.
rqbumbershoot: Here's a dare. Post something that implies you might harm a certain head of State.
TheElisaPrincess: *is starting to get super sleepy*
WiuJeremy80: Where's burg?
TheElisaPrincess: in bed?
klinton 77: yup
captainsammitch: posted
klinton 77: with BK
pigirondb: i lov emeeko..her pussy tasted like candy and i was afool to leave her
klinton 77: but NOT hard
Glacier16: hahahahahahahha
Glacier16: damn Klint
TheElisaPrincess: kinda over the top but it worked sams
WiuJeremy80: I'd like to give George W Bush a wedgie
captainsammitch: Elisa you better stay up
pigirondb: not difficult
WiuJeremy80: done
WiuJeremy80: Next!
rqbumbershoot: Not here, ya dope.
rqbumbershoot: the Rkmbs.
captainsammitch: you pick the next guy Jeremy
WiuJeremy80: Uh...again...lame
rqbumbershoot: Well, I couldn't think of anything else.
captainsammitch: anyone read my confession? :'(
TheElisaPrincess: id better stay up hu?
WiuJeremy80: you're gay for Rob?
Glacier16: Oh that one
WiuJeremy80: We knew it!
captainsammitch: yeah - we've got more personal stuff to coax outta you
TheElisaPrincess: i cant spell.....alright *goes and gets caffine* but you guys owe me
klinton 77: you cheated, Sammich
TheElisaPrincess: rawr sams is getting frisky ;P
captainsammitch: how so?
WiuJeremy80: I can spell
klinton 77: you're not supposed to say why you're posting it
captainsammitch: should I edit the parentheses out?
captainsammitch: fuck
captainsammitch: ok ok
pigirondb: sorta i fxed it
WiuJeremy80: I'm gonna sign on MySpace
TheElisaPrincess: dang it and i gotta run early in the morning
captainsammitch: shit I already fixed it
pigirondb: wanker
TheElisaPrincess: you should get facebook jers its cooler
WiuJeremy80: psh
Glacier16: pssh
TheElisaPrincess: it was cool the way it was sams
pigirondb: or cock in the face for closets
WiuJeremy80: Myspace is teh roxors
brianjonopulos: myspace is the dive bar of the internet.
klinton 77: did you post yours, Jeremy?
klinton 77: Myspace sucks
captainsammitch: t3h r0x0r5 you say Jeremy?
Glacier16: >:o
WiuJeremy80: what am I posting?
TheElisaPrincess: what shall iw ear tomorrow ;p
TheElisaPrincess: hahaha rex yup
WiuJeremy80: I love dive bars
captainsammitch: PI I replied to your poist
Glacier16: NOTHING!
Glacier16: wait
klinton 77: your death threat to Bush
captainsammitch: heh
klinton 77: NOW
klinton 77: and then pick someone
WiuJeremy80: oh right, hold on
klinton 77: fuck
captainsammitch: yeah Elisa nothing's all the rage on Thanksgiving this year
klinton 77: this is not complicated
klinton 77: fucking tard
captainsammitch: klinton's getting cranky
TheElisaPrincess: hah sams.........whatcha doing tomorrow around noon? care to see my relatives erupt into rage and fury:p
WiuJeremy80: he'll get over it
klinton 77: cranky?
WiuJeremy80: when I post
klinton 77: not really
TheElisaPrincess: yeah klint needs coffee ;p
klinton 77: I need a soda
klinton 77: I've had too many beers
TheElisaPrincess: drink water klints
TheElisaPrincess: itll hydrate you more ;p[
klinton 77: I have juice now
TheElisaPrincess: *does NOT need to be drinking caffine* ;p
klinton 77: hell no
TheElisaPrincess: COME ON ALREADY JERYS!
klinton 77: not tonight
pigirondb: drink beer elisa it will make you..MINE
Glacier16: hahah
TheElisaPrincess: HAHAH
TheElisaPrincess: come to the dark side
pigirondb: 2 beers
pigirondb: tops
TheElisaPrincess: nice try pigsy but better guys thatn you have tried to get me to drink before :P
captainsammitch: TheElisaPrincess: hah sams.........whatcha doing tomorrow around noon? heh if it involves being in the same room with a naked Elisa... waitasec... NO! fuckit... has it really come to this? :'(
klinton 77: he wants to come on your dark side
pigirondb: right
pigirondb: eithert side or inside
brianjonopulos: nowhereman is really gay for me.
TheElisaPrincess: Hahaha Sams being flirty with me? wow.........well you know you are a pretty hot guy ;-)
klinton 77: did you post, Jeremy?
klinton 77: tick...tick...
captainsammitch: shit - not the effect I was going for :-P
captainsammitch: kidding
pigirondb: sams gets all dem bitches
klinton 77: there's only so much of Pig's flirting with Elissa we can stomache
klinton 77: we need action in here
captainsammitch: it's almost 2 you'd be surprised what I'll say when I'm this tired
TheElisaPrincess: i know klints
TheElisaPrincess: and hes not even fully drunk yet
pigirondb: yes i know too that's why it's veery 2 months
TheElisaPrincess: aww now youre taking it back sams? so im not attractive.......im ugly *sniffs* oh no :P
captainsammitch: never said that
captainsammitch: you're quite attractive
captainsammitch: actually you were quite hot before you lost weight too but that's just how I tick
TheElisaPrincess: awwwww thats so sweet
captainsammitch: according to klinton it's disgusting but hey
klinton 77: what is?
captainsammitch: mt taste in women
WiuJeremy80: done
captainsammitch: you never said it was disgusting man
captainsammitch: I'm joking
TheElisaPrincess: wait..........taste in women, what a topic for discussion in the middle of t or d :P
captainsammitch: heh
Glacier16: There is one somewhere
Glacier16: not that I read it
captainsammitch: if you're not familiar with my taste in women by now
TheElisaPrincess: oh snap

WiuJeremy80: Princess...truth or dare
captainsammitch: ha!
klinton 77: hahaha
TheElisaPrincess: truth
TheElisaPrincess: dang it why me :P
captainsammitch: AGAIN?
klinton 77: hahaha
TheElisaPrincess: my life isnt that interesting
TheElisaPrincess: im not daring
captainsammitch: no she hit her truth limit
Glacier16: heh
TheElisaPrincess: you guys would turn this into a porno thing :P
captainsammitch: I said so
captainsammitch: she has to take a dare
TheElisaPrincess: and there are some things good girls wont do ;-)
captainsammitch: thus spake the zombie punter
klinton 77: no...she has to detail her waxing job
TheElisaPrincess: nooooooooooooo
TheElisaPrincess: its not that glamerous
klinton 77: that'd be a decent 'truth'
TheElisaPrincess: naw
captainsammitch: some guys on these boards might beg to differ
TheElisaPrincess: pick something else
captainsammitch: snarf
TheElisaPrincess: you could ask me ANYTHING
captainsammitch: take a dare
captainsammitch: do it
TheElisaPrincess: nooooooooo
TheElisaPrincess: cuz i know what you guys would request of me
TheElisaPrincess: give me a truth jer.......show me whatcha got ;-)
captainsammitch: surrenderrrrrrrrrr to the darrrrrrrrrrrrk siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
TheElisaPrincess: nnnnnnnneeeeeeeevvvvvveeeeeeerrrrrrrr
pigirondb: my side
TheElisaPrincess: come on............your my math friend ;-)
klinton 77: wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhyyyyyy nnnnnnooooootttttt??????
captainsammitch: dammit I need a new gimmick
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* put your arms around me baby
pigirondb: i need pe
captainsammitch: I need TO pee... brb
TheElisaPrincess: darn it *paging the math boy*
pigirondb: physical education
TheElisaPrincess: nice try :P
WiuJeremy80: crap I can't think of anything
pigirondb: umm huh
TheElisaPrincess: swwwwwwweeeeet!~
klinton 77: oh...come on...
Glacier16: haha
TheElisaPrincess: *yawns and stretches*
klinton 77: jusst think the raunchiest shit that's ever popped into your head....and drop Elissa's name into it
TheElisaPrincess: SHUTUP :P
TheElisaPrincess: as if.......ye of little faith
pigirondb: and mention pi that helps
WiuJeremy80: what I haven't played this game in years....uh...
captainsammitch: how raunchy do you think Jeremy's mind gets?
TheElisaPrincess: haha
Glacier16: hahahahahaha
TheElisaPrincess: hes shy :P
WiuJeremy80: shut up!
captainsammitch: 'she's wearing something SLEEVELESS!!!"
TheElisaPrincess: just a sign of the sweet amazing guy he is
pigirondb: he's gay
klinton 77: hahahha
TheElisaPrincess: hahaha sams
TheElisaPrincess: that was pretty funny
TheElisaPrincess: although i got sent home in eighth cuz i was wearing a sleveless shirt ;p
captainsammitch: reminiscent of a (much) earlier Sammitch
WiuJeremy80: haha bite me, hold on gotta pee
captainsammitch: there's a visual for you
captainsammitch: not that
TheElisaPrincess: darn it
captainsammitch: the Elisa thing
Glacier16: LOL
captainsammitch: shit that was bad timing
TheElisaPrincess: hahaha its okay sams
TheElisaPrincess: your tired, sleep deprived, and now in serious trouble with meeks :P
captainsammitch: thank you so much
TheElisaPrincess: anything i can do to better your love life sams ;-)
klinton 77: Meeko's going into therapy after seeing that, you know?
captainsammitch: get this - Meeko never goes on the boards, but now thanks to Elisa's "friendly warning" that it's just a dare, she'll read it for sure
captainsammitch: dammit
TheElisaPrincess: if she goes to the boards shell see it
TheElisaPrincess: if not :P
captainsammitch: see if my lame ass takes a dare again
klinton 77: she was there this week
TheElisaPrincess: hahaha
klinton 77: she just doesn'T post
TheElisaPrincess: hahah klints :P
TheElisaPrincess: yeah there ya go sams.......your safe ;-)
klinton 77: seriously
Glacier16: awesome
TheElisaPrincess: besides she can tell you didnt mean it
klinton 77: she comes on...
captainsammitch: aweshome
TheElisaPrincess: itd be obvious to a third grader
klinton 77: yeah...but she dated Sammich....
Glacier16: Oh snap!!!
captainsammitch: zing!
WiuJeremy80: okay, if you (princess) were to pick a threesome between any guy and any other girl, who would it be?
TheElisaPrincess: and from what i hear he's quite a heartbreaker ;-)\
captainsammitch: damn!
TheElisaPrincess: noooooooooo
TheElisaPrincess: not that :P
TheElisaPrincess: who immed you that?
WiuJeremy80: Truth it!
captainsammitch: RACK Jeremy
Glacier16: hahaha
Glacier16: Shhhh
TheElisaPrincess: ok guy and girl in life/famous/what?
WiuJeremy80: hush
captainsammitch: don't say me and Meeko... don't say me and Meeko...
WiuJeremy80: any
WiuJeremy80: I said any
klinton 77: on the boards....
WiuJeremy80: no
captainsammitch: shut it!
klinton 77: it's more fun that way
TheElisaPrincess: no jers didnt specifiy
WiuJeremy80: presactly
klinton 77: yes he did
captainsammitch: SERENITY NOW!!!
TheElisaPrincess: alright old guy crush in high school: curren mcadams....oh my gosh and i dont know girl hrm........
klinton 77: WiuJeremy80 (1:58:40 AM): from the boards
WiuJeremy80: shut up 77
pigirondb: holy shit
WiuJeremy80: liar
WiuJeremy80: participation is a must!
WiuJeremy80: consider it
TheElisaPrincess: im not a big lesbian girl but i guess......
pigirondb: i was taking ajeremy
Glacier16: heh
captainsammitch: zuh??
WiuJeremy80: a pee?
TheElisaPrincess: angelina jolie? dont ask me why.....always thought she was super sexy
pigirondb: hah
captainsammitch: whoa!
Glacier16: hahahah
WiuJeremy80: rock. on.
captainsammitch: VISUAL TIME!!!
Glacier16: INDEED!
pigirondb: she isn't on the boards
WiuJeremy80: hold on I need a ....beer...
TheElisaPrincess: whatever......yalld ont even know what curren lookd liek :P
Glacier16: Without the dude
brianjonopulos: angelina jolie is fugly.
captainsammitch: "beer"
TheElisaPrincess: hey jers didnt specify boards
TheElisaPrincess: SHE IS NOT REXY
captainsammitch: def without the dude
pigirondb: she isn't on the boards
brianjonopulos: yes she is.
WiuJeremy80: sexy?
pigirondb: no she isnb't
TheElisaPrincess: shes in like superb shape oh my gosh
captainsammitch: well let's hope she's not rexy
captainsammitch: that'd ruin many a wank for many a man
pigirondb: she isn't aboard memeber
TheElisaPrincess: haahah sams
WiuJeremy80: which rex? The tk one or the gay one?
TheElisaPrincess: alright whos next or is it my turn?
brianjonopulos: fuck you.
captainsammitch: heh
pigirondb: jeremy asked for on the boards
TheElisaPrincess: shes not FUGLY
TheElisaPrincess: take it back
Glacier16: hah
captainsammitch: I'll pass thanks
brianjonopulos: or what?
TheElisaPrincess: ill kick your ass ;p
TheElisaPrincess: your next :P alright truth or dare rex
brianjonopulos: sure elisa sure
pigirondb: jeremy asked for a trio..on the boards
brianjonopulos: fuck
captainsammitch: haha!
WiuJeremy80: watch out she's got a calculator!
brianjonopulos: truth
TheElisaPrincess: shtuup jers :P
WiuJeremy80: I needed a dig at her
Glacier16: yardstick
captainsammitch: and oh the things she can do with it! =-O
TheElisaPrincess: dang it
pigirondb: she didn't answer the question
TheElisaPrincess: meterstick actually but hey
WiuJeremy80: she can integrate all night long
Glacier16: pssh
TheElisaPrincess: you have no idea ;-)
captainsammitch: jeremys did you ruin her cutesy chat again darn it?
pigirondb: she didn't answer the question
TheElisaPrincess: integrate and spin sevearl axis
WiuJeremy80: Haha! Long.
captainsammitch: npi of course
pigirondb: she didn't answer the question
TheElisaPrincess: several grr been a while since cal II
TheElisaPrincess: i did too pigsy
pigirondb: nope
TheElisaPrincess: they said who would i have at hreesome with which i assume was counting me
WiuJeremy80: it's a valid answer
TheElisaPrincess: anyway we're moving on to rex
TheElisaPrincess: Score one for the jers
captainsammitch: REAX
TheElisaPrincess: alright truth time for rexys
Glacier16: BJ!
WiuJeremy80: Teh Gay1
TheElisaPrincess: be nice glacy :P
captainsammitch: unless he takes one of your admittedly tame dares
Glacier16: Fuck off!
TheElisaPrincess: hah sams whatever
WiuJeremy80: Off he says off!
TheElisaPrincess: thatll get you totally royally screwed :P
Glacier16: Take that teacher!
klinton 77: he said truth...
WiuJeremy80: can you really fuck on? I'd like to know
klinton 77: go Princess
pigirondb: okay, if you (princess) were to pick a threesome between any guy and any other girl, who would it be?
TheElisaPrincess: workin on it
klinton 77: ask him how many times he's jerked it to your pic
captainsammitch: where'd he say truth??
WiuJeremy80: Beer me!
TheElisaPrincess: hahah klints seriously? i already know that answer :P
brianjonopulos: O:-)
Glacier16: really?
klinton 77: that's right...on the phone and all
TheElisaPrincess: Alright.......dang it
WiuJeremy80: that should be my headline
TheElisaPrincess: ok, ok: what girl do you fantasize the most about? it could be famous/every day or board related
TheElisaPrincess: and what would you want tod ow ith her first
TheElisaPrincess: do with oopsy
pigirondb: oy
klinton 77: have her wash his socks
brianjonopulos: heh
TheElisaPrincess: specifically........thats the best i can do at one am when im tired
WiuJeremy80: what girl doesn't he fantasize most about
TheElisaPrincess: haha jers
captainsammitch: Socklisa!!!
Glacier16: heh
pigirondb: pe is evil tonight although she doesn't answer questions properly
brianjonopulos: a chick I worked with last summer.
captainsammitch: SOCK PJP!!!
WiuJeremy80: haha CalcGirl
TheElisaPrincess: i woulda said furthest he's been but ......:p
Glacier16: Thank Sock for PJP!
TheElisaPrincess: AND?
captainsammitch: LOL
TheElisaPrincess: come on rex
Glacier16: :P
WiuJeremy80: rex!
captainsammitch: RACK Glacier
pigirondb: pe
TheElisaPrincess: calcgirl :P thats a cute chat name
TheElisaPrincess: ill have to steal it
brianjonopulos: I'm want her to suck my dick.
captainsammitch: geez - reax is goin deader than my boards
captainsammitch: HEYO!
pigirondb: pe dide not answer herquestion
WiuJeremy80: I want credit!
Glacier16: dizam
TheElisaPrincess: darn it................i phrased the question wrong
pigirondb: she did not finish
pigirondb: bullshit
captainsammitch: "that's what SHE said!"
TheElisaPrincess: youll get credit jers ;-)
TheElisaPrincess: alright alright rex
TheElisaPrincess: your turn
TheElisaPrincess: yawns yet again......
brianjonopulos: I pick.........elisa
WiuJeremy80: credit in my pants
captainsammitch: LOL
WiuJeremy80: Lame!
brianjonopulos: truth or dare.
WiuJeremy80: she just went
brianjonopulos: so?
TheElisaPrincess: you cant pick me
pigirondb: have her finish her last answer
WiuJeremy80: you can't do that
TheElisaPrincess: damn it
brianjonopulos: fuck
TheElisaPrincess: ive been picked four times
pigirondb: finish
captainsammitch: and she just went too
pigirondb: finish
TheElisaPrincess: its cuz im the only chick in here
TheElisaPrincess: thats why :P
captainsammitch: you can't roubdabout like that
TheElisaPrincess: yall are sad
captainsammitch: roundabout/
brianjonopulos: no, jeremy is here.
pigirondb: it said threesome
WiuJeremy80: there has to be rules somewhere
TheElisaPrincess: yeah you cant rex
captainsammitch: fuck how tired AM I?
TheElisaPrincess: totally tired sams
TheElisaPrincess: its ok though ;-)
Glacier16: I dunno, how tired are you?
pigirondb: how can you guys let that pass?
captainsammitch: come to Ohio and we can both be tired Elisa :-P
Glacier16: Imagination
pigirondb: am i talking to myself? yes!
Glacier16: yes!
TheElisaPrincess: rawr.............if thats an invitation darn wheres that plane ticket :P
klinton 77: yes
Glacier16: no!
captainsammitch: score one for Pig Iron
TheElisaPrincess: he wishes :P
WiuJeremy80: haha
captainsammitch: damn
WiuJeremy80: dizzam
Glacier16: yeah!
pigirondb: i wish fo nothing
captainsammitch: diggety damn
TheElisaPrincess: im sorry im hyper: caffine......yall are turning me evil
WiuJeremy80: ism!
Glacier16: yeahthat:
TheElisaPrincess: alright REX come on
pigirondb: especially waxt skinny girls
WiuJeremy80: don't be shy

TheElisaPrincess: i shoulda asked rex most humiliating moment though
Glacier16: OH SNAP!
TheElisaPrincess: hey im not skinny yet
captainsammitch: THERE'S a list
WiuJeremy80: when he was found with the sock
klinton 77: hahha
captainsammitch: since when do you have to be?
WiuJeremy80: (which time)
TheElisaPrincess: hahaha jersy
pigirondb: pe should gain some weight
TheElisaPrincess: NO I SHOUDLNT
pigirondb: skinny skank
captainsammitch: reax's most embarrassing moment "there are too damn many trolls in this forum"
TheElisaPrincess: 128.....i need to lose ten pounds
Glacier16: dayum!
TheElisaPrincess: hahah sams
captainsammitch: score one for Pigsy
captainsammitch: 128?!?
TheElisaPrincess: well 127.5 this morning ;p
captainsammitch: give the woman a damn sandwich boys!
Glacier16: You got it!
captainsammitch: stat!
Glacier16: wait
TheElisaPrincess: whatever..........yall are sad........youve seen my picutres im healthy!
WiuJeremy80: Oh oh!
WiuJeremy80: I have a dare!
captainsammitch: you can never be too healthy
WiuJeremy80: Sammitch, I dare you
captainsammitch: it's not my fuckin turn!
TheElisaPrincess: exactly which is why somehow iw ill get to that treadmill at eight am ;p
captainsammitch: pay attention homeboy!
TheElisaPrincess: hahah sams
WiuJeremy80: to discredit G-Man in the deep thoughts forum
TheElisaPrincess: your getting attacked...........poor baby!
brianjonopulos: I pick klinton
brianjonopulos: truth or dare.
captainsammitch: does that require a concerted effort?
TheElisaPrincess: YEAH!
klinton 77: truth
WiuJeremy80: um....depends
pigirondb: klinton!
captainsammitch: you don't wanna ask klinton stuff
captainsammitch: seriously
pigirondb: ok
TheElisaPrincess: hahah sams
TheElisaPrincess: i wanna hear it
TheElisaPrincess: this is fun
brianjonopulos: would you rather catch or recieve with snarf?
captainsammitch: I'm not fuckin joking here people
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhhhhh
Glacier16: LOL
captainsammitch: dammit!
TheElisaPrincess: thats wrong
Glacier16: hahahahahhaha
TheElisaPrincess: gross.......ewwwwwww
captainsammitch: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Glacier16: damn damn damn damn hahahahhahaha
WiuJeremy80: if he talks about his receiving adventures I'm outta here
pigirondb: ahhhhhhh sickkkk
klinton 77: shoot myself in the head?
TheElisaPrincess: hahah jersy
pigirondb: fuckin philly
pigirondb: oh shit
brianjonopulos: Thats not an answer.
captainsammitch: well I think we've just been shown a new jersy
TheElisaPrincess: hahaha evil rex
TheElisaPrincess: ive started a trend
TheElisaPrincess: sneaks is gonna be sad she missed this.......
captainsammitch: w3rd
Glacier16: heh
WiuJeremy80: wurd
captainsammitch: she's busy in the horse barn
klinton 77: I'd have to be the picher...and drunk outa my fucking skull
klinton 77: next
captainsammitch: gah
klinton 77: Pig
Glacier16: damnit sammitch, get outta my head!
captainsammitch: ANTI-VISUAL TIME!
TheElisaPrincess: thats SO wrong sams......boy somebodys minds in the gutter ;-)
captainsammitch: it doesn't take much imagining with that girl
WiuJeremy80: Porn as a new visual!
pigirondb: you did answer fuck
captainsammitch: whether you want to or not
pigirondb: dare
TheElisaPrincess: I told you..........she holds the dibs on sexiness
captainsammitch: says who???
klinton 77: dare?
klinton 77: what kinda shit is taht?
captainsammitch: she's too damn skinny
TheElisaPrincess: how many other rkmb girls have pictures dancing around a pole ;P
pigirondb: yep
Glacier16: I think he meant depravity, but Shannon's cool
pigirondb: truth then
TheElisaPrincess: shannon.........first name basis...alight glacy ;-)
pigirondb: i don't care
TheElisaPrincess: yeah pigsy truth *cues the drums*
klinton 77: fine...post a three line love poem to Jeremy in the DT forum
captainsammitch: we have had a total of ONE fucking dare tonight
TheElisaPrincess: thats it?
TheElisaPrincess: i could do three lines
brianjonopulos: HA!
captainsammitch: but Jeremy's here! He knows it's a dare!
TheElisaPrincess: make that two sams
klinton 77: no..three dares, tis is the fourth
captainsammitch: what were the others? mine, this one...
Glacier16: klints
captainsammitch: oh yeah
klinton 77: and the George bush thing
WiuJeremy80: ...
klinton 77: did that happen
klinton 77: ?
captainsammitch: yeah I see it
klinton 77: so, four
captainsammitch: it's in the OT
captainsammitch: got it
captainsammitch: I'm caught up
klinton 77: cool
Glacier16: keep up!
Glacier16: LOL
WiuJeremy80: I'm not, I have to check all the recent posts
klinton 77: he's getting all princess on us
captainsammitch: I'm pulling an Elisa :-P
Glacier16: ha!
pigirondb: done
captainsammitch: dammit get outta my head klinton
WiuJeremy80: I'm no Pretty Princess
WiuJeremy80: that's BK
klinton 77: I gotta go to sleep soon
klinton 77: fuck
TheElisaPrincess: hahaha sams
captainsammitch: though pulling an elisa isn't sounding so bad right now
captainsammitch: ;-)
TheElisaPrincess: im rubbing off on you?
TheElisaPrincess: wow
pigirondb: and done
klinton 77: I can barely see the screen
WiuJeremy80: ewww
Glacier16: thats gross
TheElisaPrincess: OHhhhhhhhhhh i feel so flattered sams ;-)
pigirondb: glacy
captainsammitch: I do what I can
Glacier16: that implies something else
captainsammitch: fuck
pigirondb: t or d glacy
Glacier16: huh?
Glacier16: oh, my turn
pigirondb: yes
Glacier16: truth
captainsammitch: haha
klinton 77: see....pig
captainsammitch: RACK Pig Iron
klinton 77: it's not that hard
TheElisaPrincess: oh no more glacys.......
klinton 77: you just type "truth"
pigirondb: did you do anything with ashley, more than kiss her?
klinton 77: fuck that dare shit
Glacier16: whose ashley?
brianjonopulos: fuck
captainsammitch: heh
TheElisaPrincess: shtuup glacy
klinton 77: hahaha
WiuJeremy80: oh snap!
klinton 77: hahahhahah
TheElisaPrincess: im gonna kick your butt..............you dont even remember?
captainsammitch: heh
captainsammitch: LOL
Glacier16: :P
TheElisaPrincess: im so unmemorable
brianjonopulos: yup
WiuJeremy80: LOLs sammitchy
captainsammitch: depends on how much happened
captainsammitch: grrrrrrrrrrs
pigirondb: jeopardy theme
TheElisaPrincess: this is a long response..........
Glacier16: to answer........no, but that doesn't mean I didn't want to
captainsammitch: point
TheElisaPrincess: Score........true gentleman.......im impressed.
pigirondb: bullshit
captainsammitch: guess I'll just have to succeed where you neglected
captainsammitch: :-P
TheElisaPrincess: what do you mean point? that was sweet........he at least was honest
pigirondb: bullshitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Glacier16: No neglect
TheElisaPrincess: and he didnt neglect me at all.....
Glacier16: heh
pigirondb: bullllshshiiiittttttttttttttttttttttt
TheElisaPrincess: pigsy what do you think happen?
pigirondb: bullshiitttttt
TheElisaPrincess: he threw me against the ground, ripped my clothes off, and had wild sex with me till morning?!/
pigirondb: he felt you up too atleast
captainsammitch: heh
WiuJeremy80: sweet!
captainsammitch: naw, pigsy's pissed because his beer's empty
pigirondb: he did
brianjonopulos: HAT!
Glacier16: :-X
captainsammitch: he can't accept that
brianjonopulos: HOT!
pigirondb: fuck
TheElisaPrincess: whatever pigsy......
klinton 77 has left the room.
pigirondb: i would've
brianjonopulos: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
captainsammitch: I think we hetero'd klinton to death
TheElisaPrincess: youw oulda tried :P
pigirondb: see even klinton left
TheElisaPrincess: lets rephrase that :P
pigirondb: bullshitttttt
captainsammitch: it's a tempting prospect, the conquest of Elisa
brianjonopulos: yes
TheElisaPrincess: you think your up to the challenge now sams ;-)
pigirondb: no, you may have smacked me but i woul've
TheElisaPrincess: I usually dont go for younger boys.....
rqbumbershoot: Whoah. I missed something, didn't I?
TheElisaPrincess: snarfs did you ever :P
captainsammitch: pwnz0r 0f 4 10n31Y h34r7!
TheElisaPrincess: hah you know it :P
rqbumbershoot: Did I ever what?
TheElisaPrincess: alright its glacs turn
pigirondb: who's left
TheElisaPrincess: snarf?
Glacier16: Snarf!
TheElisaPrincess: or uj
rqbumbershoot: What?
captainsammitch: Snarf won't spring for it
rqbumbershoot: Who?
pigirondb: he's gone
Glacier16: T or D?
brianjonopulos: jaburg is away
pigirondb: uj
captainsammitch: Jubarg is gone
Glacier16: UJ's gone
captainsammitch: Snarf is not a man
captainsammitch: who's left?
WiuJeremy80: 'Burg isn't going to play with us
pigirondb: yep
pigirondb: i sfill call bullshit
WiuJeremy80: and that makes me sad
pigirondb: i should get a prize
captainsammitch: I can go again or something
Glacier16: call it all you like son
TheElisaPrincess: hahah pigsy you are funny............do you really think I run around sexing every guy i come into contact with?
TheElisaPrincess: my sisters the tarnished one :P
captainsammitch: it'd make her teaching career short-lived at best
pigirondb: this isn't truth or dare
rqbumbershoot: You need to get her to post online then, E.
TheElisaPrincess: on the site?
Glacier16: Yes, get Angela to post
captainsammitch: no, on Myspace
TheElisaPrincess: she calls it childish ;p
TheElisaPrincess: she has myspace
TheElisaPrincess: lemme find it
Glacier16: hahahaha
captainsammitch: he remembered the sibling's name but not yours
brianjonopulos: This is going to be fun.
Glacier16: heh
TheElisaPrincess: http://myspace.com/commanderarp
TheElisaPrincess: shes taken though fyi
pigirondb: http://img515.imageshack.us/my.php?image=elisasis9xg.jpg
TheElisaPrincess: is dating steve
Glacier16: haha Pigs
pigirondb: hahahahahha
TheElisaPrincess: im not giving yall any more pictures of my sister ;p
TheElisaPrincess: shes got fifty zillion photos online though
brianjonopulos: You can give me some.
pigirondb: you brought it up
TheElisaPrincess: shes gaiend weight though........i doubt she could wear that dress now
pigirondb: i hav epictures of you too
pigirondb: good
WiuJeremy80: she's still cute
pigirondb: me and mitch will tag her
Glacier16: LOL
Glacier16: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
captainsammitch: heh
captainsammitch: well met PI
captainsammitch: Elisa could learn a thing or two from her
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* already one me over
pigirondb: we wrestle together
TheElisaPrincess: she smuch more wild than i am
captainsammitch: captainsammitch: Elisa could learn a thing or two from her
Glacier16: heh
TheElisaPrincess: sams wishes
Glacier16: not really
TheElisaPrincess: one of us has to stay sweet innocent
pigirondb: you will be corrupted soon enough
captainsammitch: why?
TheElisaPrincess: she drinks/smokes and is getting her masters in divinity
TheElisaPrincess: so sad ;p
pigirondb: when pe goes..she'll go
captainsammitch: is there a sweet and innocent quota we've been unaware of?
TheElisaPrincess: shutup sams :P
TheElisaPrincess: anyway whos turn was it?
captainsammitch: are you enjoying some kind of sweet and innocent tax write-off?
TheElisaPrincess: glacs if i remember right
pigirondb: saying and doing are the same thing mitch and i tallked about it
TheElisaPrincess: no........more like determined
captainsammitch: it's true
pigirondb: we agreed
TheElisaPrincess: come on church boy
pigirondb: if you think it you id it
captainsammitch: to a point
TheElisaPrincess: you should be supporting me not wanting me to turn into party girl over time
captainsammitch: if your conscience bothers you about it, it's wrong
pigirondb: no just apiggie girl
captainsammitch: if not, there you go
rqbumbershoot: *yawn* Alright folks. I'm gonna roll outta here....
captainsammitch: I'm with the Iron man on this one
brianjonopulos: NNNNNNNNNO!!!!!
pigirondb: get some tongue
pigirondb: later snarf
captainsammitch: peace
captainsammitch: he never took a dare
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
TheElisaPrincess: snarf is leaving?
rqbumbershoot: Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
pigirondb: even snarf ius getting play
TheElisaPrincess: night snarfers
captainsammitch: without taking a single dare
Glacier16: see ya Matt
TheElisaPrincess: darn it if youre leaving......im so tempted
WiuJeremy80: bye bumbershoot!
pigirondb: the world will explode soon
captainsammitch: pigirondb: even snarf ius getting play
captainsammitch: when did the other six seals get opened?
TheElisaPrincess: poor sams and hes stuck at his house with his parents ;p
brianjonopulos: elisa, you can't leave. We need at least one chick is here.
captainsammitch: ok I gott ajet too
TheElisaPrincess: wow even a biblical revelation reference
captainsammitch: peace guys
TheElisaPrincess: aw no way
TheElisaPrincess: sams is leaving?
Glacier16: poice!
captainsammitch: enjoy the holiday
pigirondb: later
TheElisaPrincess: now im wired and everybodys sleeping
rqbumbershoot has left the room.
captainsammitch: talk to yalls later
pigirondb: whimps
pigirondb: lightweights
TheElisaPrincess: I knew this would come back to haunt me

I was there I'm not reading all that!

You should've read it 'cause there'll be a test on it Monday morning.

I always pass tests with flying colours.
Those colours just happen to be the colour of money!

I'll see if I cant make it into an avatar!

You two need to start a fan club or some shit.

Rex truly is a cunt!

How sweet, nowhereman loves my with both of his ids.

Rex dreams of the day that a sock throws him to the floor,and fucks his (tiny) brains out!

brianjonopulos has entered the room.
klinton 77 has entered the room.
NowhereHowdy has entered the room.
klinton 77: thank
klinton 77: God
klinton 77: I got in here and there was just A rex laying around
klinton 77: it was rather frightening
NowhereHowdy: And you think its comfortable for me?
klinton 77: I guess not
klinton 77: but your needs aren't my concern
NowhereHowdy: Being in here with a raving homo is disconcerting
klinton 77: yeah, but I'm here too
NowhereHowdy: Oh,and then theres you
klinton 77: beat you to it
NowhereHowdy: Way to ruin a joke
klinton 77: I try
klinton 77: but come on...can you really ruin a Rex joke?
klinton 77: isn't it already ruined by the subject matter?
NowhereHowdy: When he was born,the doctor slapped his mother
klinton 77: slapped?
klinton 77: I heard the bitch was put into a coma from the blow
NowhereHowdy: Same thing happens every time he talks to her as well
klinton 77: hahah
klinton 77: poor, poor Rex
klinton 77: I had to get rid of the avatar....sorry
klinton 77: Rex pointed out that I had a quote by him in my sig, and his name flashing in my avatar
klinton 77: the whole thing just felt....dirty
NowhereHowdy: He wishes he lived in Canada..........he'd spend forever in your basement
klinton 77: in...hell
klinton 77: hey, here he could have his own place
klinton 77: we have social assistance here
klinton 77: his mom could be free
NowhereHowdy: He wouldnt feel comfortable outside the confines of a basement
klinton 77: yeah...I think you're actually right there....no joke
NowhereHowdy: Worn any capes recently?
klinton 77: nope
klinton 77: that was over a year ago now
klinton 77: I don't think I even have that anymore
klinton 77: I threw it out in the last move
klinton 77: it got really dirty that night
klinton 77: and it never got washed...so it was too stained to keep
NowhereHowdy: I dont wanna know any more
klinton 77: no,no,no....from working...it get's nasty behind the bar
NowhereHowdy: I stick by what I said
klinton 77: fine then...
klinton 77: wouldn't you rather stick to the bar counter?
klinton 77: it's more....interesting
klinton 77: I wish I had a pic of the barmaid
klinton 77: she's gotta be the hottest lesbian ever
klinton 77: http://parkingbar.com/media/4anniv05.jpg
klinton 77: the one with the red in her hair
klinton 77: not a great pic....but
NowhereHowdy: Why is she sucking that girls brains out?
klinton 77: cause that girl is right hot too...
klinton 77: Lisa's the dark girl
klinton 77: and Sandra's the other one
NowhereHowdy: I think Rex has died
klinton 77: yeah, I think so
NowhereHowdy: I wondered what that smell was
klinton 77: oh...that's the egg salad asndwitch I had for dinner....sorry
NowhereHowdy: Must you always think of Ass
klinton 77: not always
klinton 77: there's exactly two minutes out of every day devoted to other thoughts
NowhereHowdy: I thought you'd devote more than two minutes to cock...........ok,it'd prolly be seconds if it involved Rex,but I digress
klinton 77: yeah...I'm actually in debt for the time I've devoted to Rex discussion.....
klinton 77: that wasn't in the budget
NowhereHowdy: He is a good discussion topic
klinton 77: oh, for sure....hours of amusement....
NowhereHowdy: People like him were put in this world to make people like us feel good about ourselves
klinton 77: but still....a bloody waste of time
klinton 77: I don't need Rex to feel good about myself...
NowhereHowdy: you should
klinton 77: all I need is beer
NowhereHowdy: I have seen your pics
klinton 77: hahha
klinton 77: shush, you!
klinton 77: at least none of them involve me tucking my cock....
NowhereHowdy: Do you need to?
NowhereHowdy: Did you hear about the three gay Candians? Ben Dover,Paul Skinback & Phil McCavity
klinton 77: it was Phil McCracken....
NowhereHowdy: No thanks.......I'll pass
brianjonopulos: Could you two be any gayer for me?

You have just entered room "rkmbs."
UltimateJaburg53: Hi bunny
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: HI Burg
UltimateJaburg53: How are ya?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: me, good, you?
UltimateJaburg53: Not bad.
UltimateJaburg53: On a membership drive for the boards
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: Ah
UltimateJaburg53: Yes
UltimateJaburg53: Aparrently they really fucked up the dcmbs
UltimateJaburg53: Much more than before
UltimateJaburg53: So it's a good oppertunity to migrate some posters over
UltimateJaburg53: And I do this of my own free will without knowledge or consent of the administration, owners, or Phausen Entertainment
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: Ah
UltimateJaburg53: Of course
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: Good
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: fresh meat would be nice
UltimateJaburg53: Yes
UltimateJaburg53: More people to hate the G-Man
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: Heh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: more people must suffer with teh image of rex and socklisa
UltimateJaburg53: Heh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: poor, poor cotton
rqbumbershoot has entered the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: wow, no one all day, and hten we get that...shit
UltimateJaburg53: ??
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cough, snarf
rqbumbershoot: Who wha?
brianjonopulos: huh?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i dunno.
brianjonopulos: TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.TheElisaPrincess: so we're it rex?TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
brianjonopulos: heh
captainsammitch has entered the room.
captainsammitch: w00t
brianjonopulos: yeah
captainsammitch: what it is
rqbumbershoot: Phil!
rqbumbershoot: What's shakin', homeslice?
captainsammitch: nothin really
captainsammitch: just got off work
brianjonopulos: I just got back from the movies.
rqbumbershoot: What'd ya see?
brianjonopulos: lord of war
brianjonopulos: awful movie.
captainsammitch: heh
brianjonopulos: too long, and no point.
brianjonopulos: Easily the worst movie I've seen in a while.
rqbumbershoot: Easily?
captainsammitch: Cheesily!
brianjonopulos: yes
rqbumbershoot: Sneezily?
captainsammitch: pwnz0r 0f 4 10n31Y h34r7!
rqbumbershoot: Sammitch, I think I settled on a character for my game Monday.
captainsammitch: do tell
rqbumbershoot: I'm gonna go with a intelligent magic-using gorilla.
captainsammitch: pfffffffffft
captainsammitch: original
captainsammitch: definitely
rqbumbershoot: Pfft?
captainsammitch: it's just... unusual
captainsammitch: that's all
captainsammitch: not bad, just... unusual
captainsammitch: played through the opera in FF6 today
rqbumbershoot: I also considered a luchadore who's the illegitimate offspring of an Aztec Mummy...
captainsammitch: I forgot how much fun that scene in
captainsammitch: is*
captainsammitch: heh
rqbumbershoot: The Opera House scene is the coolest thing EVAH!
captainsammitch: nice
rqbumbershoot: "Oh my Hero... So far away now...."
rqbumbershoot: "Will I ever see your smile...."
brianjonopulos: I never liked that part.
captainsammitch: heh
rqbumbershoot: BLASPHEMY!!!
captainsammitch: not enough socks
rqbumbershoot: Ha!
captainsammitch: take on me
captainsammitch: oh wait that was Aha
rqbumbershoot: A-Ha.
captainsammitch: indeed
captainsammitch: I stand corrected
rqbumbershoot: Anyway, with the gorilla, I wanted to go with a "Grodd's kid" type thing, and since we've seen intelligent psychic apes and intelligent inventor apes, I thought, "Why not an intelligent SORCEROR ape?"
captainsammitch: heh
rqbumbershoot: I even got the name thought up....
rqbumbershoot: Prince Kumba, Simian Sorceror, Ape of the Arcane!
david finn 13 has entered the room.
rqbumbershoot: Joe Mama!
captainsammitch: DAVE MAMA
brianjonopulos: JOE MAMA!
david finn 13: Evenin'
captainsammitch: read killconey's in-ring yet?
david finn 13: Yup...I liked it. It gave me a chuckle and a better idea of his character.
david finn 13: I'll be posting mine soon enough.
captainsammitch: of course, he was in character in that too
captainsammitch: he and Chewy were supposed to be Jay and Silent Bob, so both characters were a bit exaggerated
rqbumbershoot: Man, RDCW went downhill ever since that King Snarf guy left....
rqbumbershoot: Best Heel EVAH!
rqbumbershoot: :-D
rqbumbershoot: D&D mentioned in a promo? Killconey's a genius!
rqbumbershoot: And I've killed the chat.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: sorry, i was looking for my tuba christmas recording...
captainsammitch: LOL
rqbumbershoot: ;p
captainsammitch: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rqbumbershoot: *yawns*
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: astroglide, that's something astronuts use!
captainsammitch: LOL
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: REXY!!
david finn 13: Bunny likes NASA guys? I always figured her for a Navy girl...cuz she loves the SEAMEN!!! Get it? Seamen? SEMEN???
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: HA HA HA
brianjonopulos: I've been really trying to annoy elisa lately, but it won't work.
rqbumbershoot: Ha-ho-ho! Dude, I like thy wit well.
brianjonopulos: that girl is dense.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no shit
rqbumbershoot: Alright, folks. Time to hit the ol' dusty trail....
rqbumbershoot: Fare thee well, good fellows!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: leave already, we must talk about you
rqbumbershoot: :-P
rqbumbershoot has left the room.
brianjonopulos: yeah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY:
brianjonopulos: fascinating.
david finn 13: Is he gone? Is he really gone???
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
david finn 13: Phew.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: he'll be back
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: he wasn't gay enough
david finn 13: Heh...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: NO really
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: plus, i don't think he whined
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its nto a night of snarf without "i can't " i haven't" "i'm scared to"
david finn 13: Really? I never really noticed. But then again I about half pay attention to these threads...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no really, people shouldn't let that boy drink....
david finn 13: Does he still do the "No woman wants me/I just want someone to love/I can't get laid" shit?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no no
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: now its "i got a blowjob/i'm scared to get laid "
david finn 13: Oh Christ!
david finn 13: Why, pray tell, am he escared to dip his wick?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: who knows
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: grammar school boys are more confident than him....
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ...beer
captainsammitch: he's afeared o' that there AIDS
captainsammitch: when failure's all you know, you become afraid of success
david finn 13: True word, Sammitch. Same with you, Bunny.
david finn 13: (writing my promo...sorry for the delay...)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: tis okay, i have my friend Mr. plastic bottle full of tequila
david finn 13: Lucky girl...no party tonight at your house?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no, twas last night
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: not as fun wihtout hte pool table
david finn 13: Ah, the mental images that surface...:-D
david finn 13: Another wild night of setting up your friends in embarrassing situations? General debauchery?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: pretty much
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: got chubby to go out in the snow naked
david finn 13: The blonde chick?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: Yeah
david finn 13: Heh...please tell me you got pictures...that shit is funny...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: No i didn't,
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but the guy next door saw, screamed "hairy spider"
david finn 13: HAW!!!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: Yeah, great way to meet my new neighbours....
david finn 13: "Hiya, folks! Get used to this! It don't get any better!!!" Funny stuff...hey, at least it wasn't Jabba.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haha
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hey that's a n idea! if i take the plastic off hte bathroom window, maybe hte crack house next door will vanish!
david finn 13: Wooof....tha's NASTY! Why not just send Jabba over there and say, "Hi! I wanna be your crack whore!" That'd clean out the place instead of using biological warfare,
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: se, i would, but i have a feeling that would just just attch the house to her orbit
david finn 13: Maybe she'd accidentally sit on it, mid-orbit. Problem solved.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: "eeekie weekie no go home"
david finn 13: Sometimes you just have to amploy the cattle prod. Or get Greenpeace to roll her back into the water.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i prefer a skillet, its shinny and she thinks its only for cooking
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: and plus, greenpeace is a bit busy hosing off aretha for hte superbowl
david finn 13: Hah!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: We're gonna have to take a whole wall out of ford feild just for her
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: they'd have her air lifted in, but we're currently spending a few million on recounting the mayoal election.
david finn 13: Maybe you could pit Aretha against Jabba...kinda like King Kong vs Godzilla...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: sweet
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: Hurm, maybe at the Huron Wimmen's Correction centre
captainsammitch: nice promo Dave
david finn 13: Thanks, Phil. It's the first one in a while that came easily.
captainsammitch: it works
captainsammitch: aren't there awards coming up for the RDCW?
david finn 13: I think those come at Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda or in January. We haven't really talked about them yet, but they've been on my mind.
captainsammitch: oh ok
captainsammitch: I'm kinda disappointed at the participation level this week :-(
brianjonopulos: yeah
captainsammitch: I mean in Conniver Series
brianjonopulos: yeah
captainsammitch: presactly
captainsammitch: ok I'm fallin asleep here
brianjonopulos: yeah
captainsammitch: peace
captainsammitch has left the room.
david finn 13 has left the room.
brianjonopulos: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brianjonopulos: Ya' all suck balls.
brianjonopulos: I'm gonna go jerk off.
brianjonopulos: Fucking boring ass fuckers.

You have just entered room "rkmbs."
brianjonopulos: yes
brianjonopulos has left the room.
pigirondb has entered the room.
pigirondb: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
brianjonopulos has entered the room.
brianjonopulos: AIMs being a bitch again.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: AIM sucks
brianjonopulos: yes
pigirondb: because you are asoclisa whore an aim knows it
pigirondb: word
pigirondb has left the room.
pigirondb has entered the room.
pigirondb: whoah
pigirondb: i'm not available
pigirondb: whoah
pigirondb: sneeeaakkkkyyyyy
pigirondb: sneaaaakkkyyyy
pigirondb: shit
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: pppppppppppppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiig
pigirondb: yay
pigirondb: wanna have sexers?
pigirondb: or even sexors...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: OOH YAY`!!!
pigirondb: sweet....only rex is here..this is good
pigirondb: it's sunday.......i need to have some time..time to mditate on that booty
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haha
pigirondb: hmm.meditated....and I find..a small wonder..I need to drive hard to get the gold or silver..
pigirondb: this is no easy play..dammnit
pigirondb: playing the navel and clit area is n't going to get it
pigirondb: fuck
pigirondb: I need moves
pigirondb: hmmmmmm..or hurm
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
pigirondb: hmmm, I'm going clit and huge dildo......
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: yeah people are in here
TheElisaPrincess: sorta
pigirondb: even bigger dildo
TheElisaPrincess: awwwwwwww poor pigsy has his girls confused
pigirondb: no, I hav ethem right
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: before you got here he was pleasuring me
TheElisaPrincess: so whats up with you sneaks?
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhh im sorry
TheElisaPrincess: didnt mean to inerrupt the whole mood
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no really..its good
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: he's quite..dull
pigirondb: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pigirondb: Go, PE....
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: sorry pig, but after cracking my china cabinet the other day, navel play doesn't work
TheElisaPrincess: pigsy is NOT dull
TheElisaPrincess: be nie
TheElisaPrincess: NICE grr i cant even spell
pigirondb: I admitted that..
pigirondb: playing the navel and clit area is n't going to get it
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: true true
brianjonopulos: yup
pigirondb: what i said
pigirondb: fuck off rex
brianjonopulos: fuck you.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: wow rex, desperate tonight...
pigirondb: wishes wishes
pigirondb: you should focus on PE or sneaky
TheElisaPrincess: sorry
TheElisaPrincess: was busy messing with a computer thing
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i decline thank you
pigirondb: TheElisaPrincess: was busy messing with a computer thing
pigirondb: It's not my fault you gave up and declared me a drunkard..
TheElisaPrincess: hey i didnt declare you a drunkard
pigirondb: bullshit.,...
TheElisaPrincess: i said you wouldnt remember anything cuz I thought you were tipsy
pigirondb: and a drunkard
TheElisaPrincess: when i did I say that?
pigirondb: i saved the conversation
TheElisaPrincess: come on pigsy
pigirondb: sneaky never said i was a drunkard
TheElisaPrincess: every time you come online you always drank something
pigirondb: sneaky rules
TheElisaPrincess: when have you ever come online completely sober?
TheElisaPrincess: and yes she does rule
TheElisaPrincess: thats a no brainer
pigirondb: all the time..don't be a bitch
pigirondb: hah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: he was sober yesterday
pigirondb: yep
pigirondb: err thursday
TheElisaPrincess: im proud of you pigsy
pigirondb: see, talking down..that is ssoooo bitchlike
pigirondb: why
pigirondb: why why why"
pigirondb: judger
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: careful, next she'll call yo a yank...
pigirondb: or that
pigirondb: true
TheElisaPrincess: hey not a yank
TheElisaPrincess: i lived up north for six years
pigirondb: no you aren't
pigirondb: you converted
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: Yeah
pigirondb: yeah and stuff
brianjonopulos: that to.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: and...and..plus
pigirondb: and sneaky's hymen..we like that too
brianjonopulos: yes
pigirondb: queer
brianjonopulos: drunkard
pigirondb: queer
pigirondb: I can get you adate with klinton
brianjonopulos: Whats "adate"
pigirondb: then he'd leave you in a bloody pile of rex..hah
pigirondb: hahahah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ahah!
pigirondb: Klinton is a badass
pigirondb: you queer fucket
pigirondb: fucker
pigirondb: shit
pigirondb: PE will be offended
pigirondb: i cursed
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh no
pigirondb: yerp
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: now your damned to the 8th level of hell
pigirondb: or 9th even
pigirondb: I am a drunkard
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: drunkard? puh that's the least of my problems
pigirondb: she is sooooo knowledgable
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'd probably get 50th in her book
pigirondb: and stuff
TheElisaPrincess: sorry thought something got hacked into it
TheElisaPrincess: im not offended cuz of your cursing
pigirondb: I'm an alkie or alchie..whatveer
pigirondb: right
TheElisaPrincess: no your not
pigirondb: elisa can't even post at the rdcw...
pigirondb: shit
TheElisaPrincess: why would i?
pigirondb: doh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cause its fun!........
pigirondb: too good huh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: well dun, she gave up her title...
pigirondb: i wanna go back to flirting with sneaky
pigirondb: can I do that?
pigirondb: sneaky only lives a few hundred miles away....
pigirondb: PEW you never did see that movie did you?
pigirondb: PE, doh
pigirondb: 1...2....3.....4....5...6.....7....8.....9.......
pigirondb: nope
pigirondb: good lord
brianjonopulos: yeah
pigirondb: no doubt
pigirondb: evn rex wants cock..damn
pigirondb: well, not ani or glacier cock...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes, but i ain't going 320 mils for a porkin'
pigirondb: i would, but elisa is watching survivor special i know it
pigirondb: bitch
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
pigirondb: see
pigirondb: whatta cunt
pigirondb: and you can repost that
pigirondb: i fucking hate her
pigirondb: rex might be able to suck her dick some day

What the hell!? I wasn't mentioned once in that chat!

I know because hit Ctrl+F for my name.

Fuck off!

I like how you can tell I get progresively more drunk..just in that short chat..hahaha.

You have just entered room "rkmbs."
LorMermaid has entered the room.
rqbumbershoot: LOR!!!
LorMermaid: hey
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yup
LorMermaid: snarf
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah
LorMermaid: what up
rqbumbershoot: Not much.
LorMermaid: coolies
LorMermaid: did you get the ice storm today?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: heh
LorMermaid: ...
LorMermaid: hmmm
rqbumbershoot: Yes.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: we only got a big ass snow dump here
LorMermaid: nasty wasnt it
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 10+ inches
LorMermaid: fun fun
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh yes, its always fun walking on the roof
LorMermaid: yes indeedy
rqbumbershoot: INDEED!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: never doing that again, as far as i care the house can fall over
LorMermaid: sure
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yep, i'll just grab the leezard and run
LorMermaid: what ever floats yur boat bunny
brianjonopulos: I think I just froze my balls.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cool
brianjonopulos: I took the dogs out.
brianjonopulos: Its like 35 degrees outsid.e
brianjonopulos: All I had on was a t-shirt and pajama pants.
brianjonopulos: Now there really sore.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'm sure someone will teabag for you
LorMermaid: they say thats how russans use birth contol
LorMermaid: they freez the little boys to death before hand
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: huh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: sounds better than a wood block
brianjonopulos: I'm gonna go soak them now.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: in tide>?
LorMermaid: use luke warm not hot
LorMermaid:
UltimateJaburg53: ...
rqbumbershoot: Luke Warm? I'm not familiar with him.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oooh cookies!
rqbumbershoot: C is for cookie. And that's good enough for me.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no no, now its "sometimes" or some PC shit now
LorMermaid: ... o'kay
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: good job, it only took you a half hour for that!
rqbumbershoot: It
rqbumbershoot: 's still good enough for me.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: go get laid
LorMermaid: leave him be
rqbumbershoot: Thank you lor.
LorMermaid: your welcome hun
rqbumbershoot: Though, trust me, bunny; me getting laid ain't gonna be a problem.
LorMermaid: you know she only said that because you have a higher chance of getting some then she does at the mo
rqbumbershoot: AH-ha-ha-haaaaaa!
LorMermaid:
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: riiiight
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: the fact that the bf is living here, and two other guys doesn't mean jack....
LorMermaid: your right it doesnt mean jack
rqbumbershoot: Who's jack?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: eh just cause your one yoru rag ain't no reasont obe jealous
LorMermaid: im not any more
LorMermaid: mine only lasts three days
LorMermaid: and im off the pill for seven
LorMermaid: so its a good deal
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ick pill
LorMermaid: what you mean...ick
rqbumbershoot: "Ick" generally indicates a negative response.
LorMermaid: well doh
LorMermaid: but why is the question in question here
rqbumbershoot: Ahhh....
rqbumbershoot: Which would also be my response if I was stepping into a hot bath.
rqbumbershoot: "Ahhhhh...."
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: made my boobs sorer than hell, broke out in hives regularly, and the damned visible water retention
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: slap a LED buckle on me and i'd been the good year blimp1
LorMermaid: ahhhh yes
LorMermaid: that is also what i would be saying if i was stepping in to a hot bath with snarf
rqbumbershoot: YES!
LorMermaid: "ahhhh, yes"
rqbumbershoot: 8-)
LorMermaid:
DECTECTlVE BUNNY:
LorMermaid: i get a tad bloated and my boobs dont normally hurt to much.
LorMermaid: it all depends on how much they have been fondled the week before
LorMermaid: most chicks gain wait on the pill weird enough i lost weight
LorMermaid: weight*
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: eh yeah
LorMermaid: i use to get really bad migrains to but that eased alot since i started to take the pill. do you get that a really bad headack?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah, but i genetically get them
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: thank you mom!
LorMermaid: ha yea
LorMermaid: thats where i get em from too
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: messed up kidneys, smooshed baby toe, golly gee.....what a nice lady
david finn 13 has entered the room.
david finn 13: Is this the porn chat?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
david finn 13: YAY!!!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: tonight we are reviewing and discussing the nina hartley educational videos
rqbumbershoot: Lor wants to take a bath with me, dave.
LorMermaid: it true!
LorMermaid: with lots of bubbles that smell like rose petals and maybe some of those floating in the water too
rqbumbershoot: It damn true!
LorMermaid: oh and candles lite that be nice
LorMermaid: oh so real nice
david finn 13: Considering you two live on opposite ends of the state, why are you still talking??? Get to it!!!
LorMermaid: hehehehe
LorMermaid: i am close to him now in my new place
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: dave!! road trip!! get the camera!!
david finn 13: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
brianjonopulos: I can feel my nuts again.
david finn 13: If there's one thing I don't need to see, it's Snarf getting his supposed shwerve on!
LorMermaid: oh you know youll enjoy it
david finn 13: Unless it led to bathtime with Bunny...
LorMermaid: good for you rex!
brianjonopulos: you can feel them to.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm only if i can bring my duckie
LorMermaid: how bout just .. me in the bath tub... all bubbled up..
brianjonopulos: ok
LorMermaid:
david finn 13: You bring yours, I'll bring mine, Bunny.
david finn 13: Post pics, Lor!!!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: okay, i need to go get batteries hten
LorMermaid:
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YEAH!!!
david finn 13: Hoo-WAH!!!
LorMermaid: i feel like WoW time! wonder if fused is on probolly not that punk
david finn 13: Fuck WoW.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you have us!
david finn 13: Yeah...what Bunny said!
LorMermaid: your so right i dunno what i was thinking!
UltimateJaburg53: Midgets eat shoes!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: stop midget on midget violence!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: kill white babies before htey become serial killers!
LorMermaid: you know your short when you have to get a chair to reach the cupboard to get a bag of chips when a snack attack hits.. oi
LorMermaid: and not just any snack attack oh no
LorMermaid: a jalapeno snack attack yes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: heh, that's why i hide the good stuff in here
LorMermaid: couldnt be something simple like chocolate casue thats in the bottem cupboard oh no
LorMermaid: hehehe
LorMermaid: eh i dont have to hide anything its just thats they way our cupboards are oi
LorMermaid: the*
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: aren't all cupboards that way
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: stupid things should be outlawed for being that high
LorMermaid: its cool tho i think his dads gonna build me a step stool for in the kitchen so yay! no actually some are normal hight which have more space theres are like short cupboards so they are hung up higher
LorMermaid: it true
LorMermaid: it sucks theres alot of cupboard but there only half sized so there isnt alot of storage space. deceiveing buggers
LorMermaid: deceiving buggers they are!!!
LorMermaid: but thats the way all the cupboards are in the apartment complexs so i dunno
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: eh
LorMermaid: cheap bastards
LorMermaid: cheap bastards i say!!!!!!!!!!1
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i need to clean ours, damn finger prints on the glass
LorMermaid: yea i need to clean those off the slideing glass bay window
LorMermaid: damn butt prints
LorMermaid:
rqbumbershoot: So this is what the chat has been reduced do? Talking about cupboards?
LorMermaid: hehehe
LorMermaid: sorry
LorMermaid: think of bubble baths snarfy
rqbumbershoot: Hey, now, butt prints, that's more like it!
LorMermaid: hehehe
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: the shower door is full of htose
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'm tempted to stain glass paint them onthere
david finn 13: I think Bunny should post pics of herself in the shower. But that's just me...
LorMermaid: ew noooooooooo
brianjonopulos: I think I'm gonna go do something else.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: good
LorMermaid: you want me to go blind man i mean come on!! be alittle sensitive to my needs here
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh come on! that tattoo aint that ugly!
LorMermaid: please it looks like your grandma after a sunami hit her face!!
LorMermaid: all wrinklely and blaoted and crap geez
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: eh leave my abuela outta this!
david finn 13: What's a sunami? Is it anything like a TSUNAMI?
LorMermaid: well get the tatoo of her removed from your arose!!
LorMermaid: sure dave
david finn 13: That's it. You wimmens need to post foxy pics.
LorMermaid:
david finn 13: You're making baby Jesus sad.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: actually its a bat emblem but okay1
LorMermaid: ha!
david finn 13: How's he supposed to get born with no foxy pics?
LorMermaid: your evil dave, just evil
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh, a issue of hustler?
rqbumbershoot: Quite right, dave!
david finn 13: This chat is bordering on being heretical with no foxy pics!
LorMermaid: i havent posted any new pics in a while.. im gonna have to get on that
david finn 13: Make 'em foxy, Lor!!!
LorMermaid: sure thing!
LorMermaid: did you like my tongue one lol
rqbumbershoot: Maybe I should post some foxy pics....
LorMermaid: you should
LorMermaid: you are one sexy hunk of beast
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: only if there of this supposed living woman snarf
LorMermaid: you know what bunny foo foo just back the fuck off of snarf please you giving him a rash
rqbumbershoot: I think she's jealous.
LorMermaid: i think that you think that im thinking also that your right
LorMermaid: i think
LorMermaid: haha
rqbumbershoot: Yes.
david finn 13: I think you two should stop slagging Bunny and meet somewheres close to yez.
LorMermaid: but but dave....
david finn 13: No buts...you two need to be the first RKMBs couple.
david finn 13: I have spoken!!!
LorMermaid: but but dave....!
LorMermaid: boo would kill him
LorMermaid: and me
david finn 13: So it is written...so it will be!!!
LorMermaid: for that matter
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh..wouldn't that of been elisa and glacier...
rqbumbershoot: I could take boo.
david finn 13: Funk Bugaboo.
LorMermaid: i dunno hes pretty huge now
rqbumbershoot: I'm wiry!
david finn 13: Naw...it seems the Princess tickled and teased...
LorMermaid: i did and hour agao dave
LorMermaid: ago*
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: damned southern cocktease
LorMermaid: you are!
LorMermaid: i meant that towards snarf
david finn 13: I'd crank Bugabear with my Heavyweight Cheese Title, hit the East Coast Hammer, follow it up with the Bay State Sledge, and claim victory over the so-called "Bug-Poo". You needs to be with Snarfalicious.
LorMermaid: snarfalicious. hehehe i like that
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: well there you go snarf, your stage name
LorMermaid: but beware of boos altimate moves of DOOM
rqbumbershoot: I slap the headlock on Bugoo and make him tap!
LorMermaid: ha!
david finn 13: Snarftacular needs to dip his wick in the magical pond known as Lor.
rqbumbershoot: Some day, the headlock shall return to the RDCW!
LorMermaid: aw that sounded sexy
LorMermaid: some day!
david finn 13: Wait, what?
rqbumbershoot: I might be dipping my wick this Sunday.
LorMermaid: david finn 13: Snarftacular needs to dip his wick in the magical pond known as Lor.
LorMermaid: LorMermaid: aw that sounded sexy
LorMermaid: yea snarfy poo..?
rqbumbershoot: Hmm?
david finn 13: I never realized that I could make "dip his wick" sound sexy...dammit, Snarf, you needs to git y'self some of the Lor-bounty!!!
LorMermaid: rqbumbershoot: I might be dipping my wick this Sunday.
rqbumbershoot: Oh. I might be chilling with my lady friend.
LorMermaid: coolies
rqbumbershoot: She doesn't want to be boyfriend/ girlfriend right now.
rqbumbershoot: She just wants to be friends.
LorMermaid: huh?
david finn 13: Meanwhile, I'll be kickin' it bath-side with Bunny...rubber ducky, you're the one...
rqbumbershoot: Who have casual sex.
LorMermaid: what?!?!?!
LorMermaid: no no no NO.
david finn 13: Caustic sex?
LorMermaid: snarf dont get into that
rqbumbershoot: Those were pretty much her words.
rqbumbershoot: Why the fuck not????
LorMermaid: shes playing you
LorMermaid: never a good idea
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: okay i'll bring the chinese basket too
david finn 13: HAWT!!!
rqbumbershoot: I get sex with no major emotional attachments or commitments!
rqbumbershoot: Joe, back me up on this!
david finn 13: Make Snarf a better offer, Lor.
UltimateJaburg53: It never works
rqbumbershoot: Shut it, jaburg.
LorMermaid: do you really want your first time to be with someone whos not completely being honost or sincer with you hun
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i agree with burg
LorMermaid: im sorry sweets
rqbumbershoot: How is she not being honest?
LorMermaid: anyone whos out for just sex is never bing honest with you about something
david finn 13: She's being honest and sincere...she doesn't want a relationship. She just wants Snarf for his doggy-style.
rqbumbershoot: Damn right!
rqbumbershoot: She wants to use me for sex!
LorMermaid: right so who knows how many other men shes done this crap too
david finn 13: Why do women accuse other women of "not being honest" when, in fact, they are being honest when they say they just wanna be friends with benefits?
LorMermaid: its bull and you knwo it
LorMermaid: knw*
LorMermaid: know*
LorMermaid: there we go lol
david finn 13: She's up front, which means Snarf gets to save any emotional attachment for a better offer. Lor. Hint hint...
rqbumbershoot: Personally, it's refreshing. I get laid, and I find myself having more confidence to get other women.
LorMermaid: you dont need that to have more confidence hun
UltimateJaburg53: I'm willing to bet feelings still get hurt by the end
david finn 13: Frankly, I'd rather a gal tell me she just wants to hang and have the occasional round of "Where's Li'l Dave Hiding" than fake a relationship, then break it off.
rqbumbershoot: Here, here!
LorMermaid: i agree UJ
rqbumbershoot: Of course, I'm now wondering when Jaburg traded in his penis for his new ovaries.
david finn 13: I think if you know, going into it, that this is not a relationship that you wanna tie up emotions into, then there's less of a chance at heartbreak...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: when bk didn't thank him for hte new tiara
UltimateJaburg53: Dude, I've done it all... hoo hoo
david finn 13: Coochie withdrawel, maybe, but not heartbreak.
rqbumbershoot: "Snarf, I feel you should have a fulfilling, nurturing relationship, instead of tawdry sex. I learned that from Dr. Phil!"
david finn 13: Jaburg invented the booty-call, tell 'em Fred!
LorMermaid: really snarf what does that really tell you about your self if all someone wants to do is use you for sex probolly because they are getting abck at another bf
david finn 13: It tells me that he was in the right place at the right time.
LorMermaid: its stupid
rqbumbershoot: RACK!
rqbumbershoot: RACK to Joe Mama!
UltimateJaburg53: Huey Lewis was on the show?
LorMermaid: fine be a dick snarf i thought you where better than that but yah know whatever
rqbumbershoot: Oh, pshaw.
LorMermaid: im serious
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: using someone for sex is perfectly healthy
LorMermaid: its riduculious
UltimateJaburg53: Sex is fun
LorMermaid: its ture
LorMermaid: true*
UltimateJaburg53: I say have
david finn 13: Snarf gets laid without risking emotional pain. He also gets better at satisfying women, thus building confidence. That leads to him being able to interact with women better, leading to the healthy relationship we all dream of.
UltimateJaburg53: but be prepared
rqbumbershoot: We're friends, who are occasionally physically intimate. What's wrong with that?
UltimateJaburg53: Ask Jerry and Elaine
LorMermaid: alot snarf. it should be about that
LorMermaid: but fine your an ass i see it now
david finn 13: Lor - why are you getting mad at him for actually having an honest, though casual, physical relationship with a friend?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah
david finn 13: It's not like they're using each other. They're both honest and realistic about what they're doing.
UltimateJaburg53: Why, Lor, Why?
rqbumbershoot: Christ, even the "good Christian" Elisa wasn't reacting like this.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its true
LorMermaid: they are they are just using each other for sex thats it.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: she was all proud
david finn 13: And, if Snarf finds someone he actually cares about, he can pursue that relationship...
rqbumbershoot: "Way to go, snarfies! lol ;p"
LorMermaid: shes an air head you all know that
david finn 13: LorMermaid: they are they are just using each other for sex thats it. (No, they're friends who have the comfort level to have sex...)
LorMermaid: of course she gonna say that
LorMermaid: booty call thats it its deamening
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: finn is completely on the dot with this
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no
rqbumbershoot: You're not jealous, are you lor?
LorMermaid: of course not
LorMermaid: i just dont want you to get hurt
david finn 13: What is wrong with two consenting adults entering a mutually beneficial relationship based on friendship and mutual attraction?
LorMermaid: i care about yah sure
rqbumbershoot: I've already told her I'm not into the rough stuff.
LorMermaid: i want you to get laid of course
david finn 13: LorMermaid: i just dont want you to get hurt (He won't as long as he's clear about the relationship)
LorMermaid: but i dont want you to get it on for the sake of getting it on because you havent and are getting impatient
LorMermaid: snarf please be serious
david finn 13: Make him a better offer. I'm sure he'd end this casual relationship if the right girl came along...
LorMermaid: and i smell a rat i have since i heard about her hun
rqbumbershoot: I was being serious, and then you called me an ass.
LorMermaid: im mean this hun rqbumbershoot: I've already told her I'm not into the rough stuff.
LorMermaid: im sorry i just dont think you should throw it away like that
LorMermaid: if you sheild yourself once from getting hurt you always will and thats never a good thing
rqbumbershoot: But if I don't risk getting hurt, I never will. I'll never take a chance on anything.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: there's a difference between sheilding yourself and having hte knowledge of th situation your getting into and knowing what you want out of it
LorMermaid: exactully so why not wait til you find the right gal huh
david finn 13: LorMermaid: if you sheild yourself once from getting hurt you always will (Not true...he's not shielding himself. He's being realistic. And leaving the door open for the real thing...)
LorMermaid: right but its much more fun to explore that with someone more special then just a freind whom you have no feeelings for
david finn 13: Bunny's got it right.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i've been down the path several times
LorMermaid: sex should be causal ever
david finn 13: It's not that he has no feelings for her. He just isn't in the mindset of a relationship with her.
david finn 13: They're friends. That's it.
LorMermaid: condoms break, pills malfuntion, even diframs bust
LorMermaid: let him tell me that dave
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but you could say that on only status of a relationship
LorMermaid: should nt*
LorMermaid: say again bunny...
david finn 13: That's true, Lor. That's the risk every last one of us take. Y'know what else? Over 50% of marriages end in divorce. Does that mean that people should never get married?
LorMermaid: no i not talking marrige am i
LorMermaid: you can love someone have sex with them and later on break it off for one reason or another
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no, but we all take a risk of somethign ot working or breaking, it doesn't matter if its casual or not
LorMermaid: but theres still something more there
david finn 13: Thank you, Bunny.
LorMermaid: ooh yea i know bunny
LorMermaid: look im just looking out for him.
LorMermaid: but he makes the ultimate decision.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but really, we could make similar "woman using" statements about you, living with someoen after a few months, least this woman is up front about what it will be
LorMermaid: and im not...
david finn 13: And you, as his friend, should respect his decision and not call him an ass. You don't have to agree with it.
LorMermaid: and i love boo
LorMermaid: and i loved my ex so
rqbumbershoot: Good for you.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'm just saying, anyone can assume anything of anyone
LorMermaid: i know and i have i just didnt expect him to do that
LorMermaid: sure bunny
david finn 13: I'd be willing to bet, if Miss Right (aka Lor) came along, he'd be monogamous and loyal and doting on her.
rqbumbershoot: Isn't better that I know up front that what my friend and I have isn't love, so that if things go south, I'm not broken up about it?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
LorMermaid: why not wait them
david finn 13: Yup
LorMermaid: then
LorMermaid: and yes
rqbumbershoot: Wait for what?
LorMermaid: sex
david finn 13: Because he doesn't choose to wait. It's that simple.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: what he wants is in front of him
LorMermaid: the computer?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: and he's keeping a door open
LorMermaid:
david finn 13: What he wants right now. Long-term is another story...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: exactly
LorMermaid: i know
david finn 13: Yes. The computer. He wants all of us virtually. Which I guess is better than biblically...
LorMermaid: lol
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh hello, atheist here
UltimateJaburg53: I'm not saying you shouldn't pursue it Snarf, it's just 9 times out of 10 you usually lose the friend
david finn 13: But he can't have Bunny...she's MY fuck-buddy.
david finn 13: tee hee!
LorMermaid: a agree UJ
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: whooho!
LorMermaid: and youve only known her for what two months now
david finn 13: AWWWWWWWWWW-YEAH!!!
LorMermaid: one month..
LorMermaid: i cant remember
rqbumbershoot: Well, I brought up the notion of being bf/ gf after she went down on me.
LorMermaid: i thought you two where toether then
LorMermaid: im sorry hun but i smell a rat
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: not really, a rat would more likely be pushing for a relationship then pin holing condoms
david finn 13: I concur with Bunny.
LorMermaid: rolls eyes
david finn 13: What? It's true! The rat is the one who manipulates the relationship to the detriment of the partner. That doesn't seem to be going on here...
brianjonopulos has left the room.
LorMermaid: fine i smell a whore.. that better then geesh
david finn 13: All this talk about Snarf getting some made Rex lonely for some knee-high action.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: again "whore" we can assume that about anyone here's current situation
david finn 13: I'm Bunny's whore. Only she doesn't pay me. Which I guess makes me her slut...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
david finn 13: (yay!)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: your fanocha is winking at me
david finn 13: Kiss it!!! Kiss it, I say!!!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY:
david finn 13: What's a fanocha, by the way?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh, spanish slang for pussy
david finn 13: Oh...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i think...
david finn 13: Wait, my pussy would be your pussy. So if your pussy's winking at you AND you can kiss it...:-D:-D:-D (yay! x 10)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i think i'm too old to bend that way now
david finn 13: Naw...I believe in you...
LorMermaid: yoga does do wonders
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bless you old wise bostonian
david finn 13: :-)
david finn 13: Is it still bathtime for Lor?
LorMermaid: its always bathtime for Lor
rqbumbershoot: Not with me, apparently.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yesh, but she's all wrinkled
LorMermaid: and pruney
david finn 13: Yum!
LorMermaid: its delightful
david finn 13: I'd like to take a big drink of Lor's prune juice!
david finn 13: tee hee!
LorMermaid: lol
LorMermaid: thats just silliness
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ew
LorMermaid: well i think its WoW time now
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: horrid image of dave between lors legs with a tap
LorMermaid: hahaha
LorMermaid: that be somethin
david finn 13: DECTECTlVE BUNNY: horrid image of dave between lors legs with a tap (Only if the Bunny Pub was closed...)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: "it ain't comin' out, go get the tool box out of muh cahr"
LorMermaid: haha! oh thats funny
david finn 13: "It ain' comin' out, go git th' tool bahx outta th' cah'"
LorMermaid: "no need there one under the bed!"
LorMermaid: hahahahahaha
LorMermaid: oi
david finn 13: "thehah's one undah th'
david finn 13: bed???"
LorMermaid: no not really
david finn 13: Y'bastid
LorMermaid: yur purdy good at talkin all hickish en stuff
david finn 13: My accent
LorMermaid: totally
david finn 13: Someday we should do a voice chat. Then you all can hear just how thick my accent is or isn't.
LorMermaid: oh you have a real southern accent! thats cool
LorMermaid: i thought you where joking lol
david finn 13: No...I have a Bostonian accent, silly. How thick it is is a secret.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: that ain't suthern
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: heh
LorMermaid: whatever my point is i thought he was joking about haveing any sort of an accent lol
LorMermaid: ive gotz a tad bit southern one
david finn 13: From hangin' out with all those Amish people?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hah!
LorMermaid: ha! no that be more north
LorMermaid: my grandfather was from KY
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: now i don't feel bad about sounding like a nasaly canuck
david finn 13: How can you tell an Amish woman's had an orgasm? She moves.
LorMermaid: hah!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: heh
LorMermaid: two british haveing sex: "all most... all most..." "uh there we are" "Well done."
LorMermaid: (family guy)
LorMermaid: hahaha
david finn 13: Holy shite! It's 3am???
david finn 13: I'm going to beddy-bye!
LorMermaid: whole crap yur right!!
david finn 13: Anyone wanna come?
LorMermaid: sure
LorMermaid: ha!
david finn 13: I mean both ways.
LorMermaid: sure, and i mean both ways as well
LorMermaid: ha!
david finn 13: Rawk...Bunny?
LorMermaid: ew no if shes comeing then i dont wanna
david finn 13: You'll both come. I promise.
david finn 13: (yay!)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: girlie yoru missing out
LorMermaid: lol
LorMermaid: where does the time go
david finn 13: G'night
LorMermaid: night
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: nihgt
david finn 13 has left the room.
LorMermaid: think that Geisha movie be any good?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: the book is great
LorMermaid: coolies
LorMermaid: i was thinking about draging boo to a movie on saturday
LorMermaid: that I want to see mind you we always end up seeing movies he wants to see
LorMermaid: "no no itll be great, youll love it! trust me.."
LorMermaid: ha!
LorMermaid: oi
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah
LorMermaid: he be a silly one
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: they all are
LorMermaid: any other good sugestion...
LorMermaid: for a movie
LorMermaid: i kind of wanna see walk the line
LorMermaid: but i think im just gonna rent it
LorMermaid: not really theater quailty yah know
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: not really
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: only other thing i'm gonna make sure i see is kon
LorMermaid: Kon?
LorMermaid: king kong?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: heh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
rqbumbershoot: I want to see Kong and Narnia.
rqbumbershoot: Btw, Jack Black was on Conan tonite, and he was high-LARIOUS.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i saw
LorMermaid: yeah
LorMermaid: WoW time later all
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no
LorMermaid: why
LorMermaid: why
LorMermaid: why
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cause, uh
LorMermaid: yeees?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you have to hand wash my clothes
LorMermaid: puh
LorMermaid: then can i play WoW
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: c'mon do it for hte chicken and jalapeno tamales
LorMermaid: i said yes but only if i can play WoW when im done
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: sorry
LorMermaid: wwwwhy
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: then you have to shovel the driveway so i can pull out later
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: heh that's dirty
LorMermaid: heh that was
LorMermaid: THEN can i play WoW..
rqbumbershoot: G'night, ladies.
LorMermaid: night
rqbumbershoot has left the room.
LorMermaid: see see he gets to leave how some i cant
LorMermaid: come*
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cause um
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i don't bloody know
LorMermaid: well o'kay then
LorMermaid: i guess you told me then didnt yah
LorMermaid: and you all are gay
LorMermaid: later
LorMermaid:
LorMermaid has left the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no ma'am

I didn't see my name in either of those two so I didn't care.

rqbumbershoot: My butt is qualified as a sex toy!

rex: I'm going to Snarfs place tomorrow!

brianjonopulos has entered the room.
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(10:59:02 PM)ultimateradness has entered the room.
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DECTECTlVE BUNNY(10:59:06 PM): we just wanna see pics
Pariah186(10:59:08 PM): NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
brianjonopulos(10:59:21 PM): pariah!
Pariah186(10:59:23 PM): Splinter Cell sucks!
ultimateradness(10:59:36 PM): woah. penissa arrived
brianjonopulos(10:59:41 PM): USHCI!
Pariah186(10:59:42 PM): But it's okay, cuz' I bought it for ten bucks
TheElisaPrincess(10:59:43 PM): USCHS!
ultimateradness(10:59:48 PM): hi sexy
brianjonopulos(10:59:52 PM): hello
ultimateradness(10:59:55 PM): ha
rqbumbershoot(10:59:55 PM): Uschis!!
ultimateradness(11:00:05 PM): multiples!
Pariah186(11:00:23 PM): Resident Evil 4 is good though. Expect a review for the PS2 version soon.
rqbumbershoot(11:00:33 PM): I'd do my damnedest to give you multiples, usch.
ultimateradness(11:00:41 PM): I like Army of Darkness: Fistfull of Boomstick
ultimateradness(11:00:54 PM): Groovy.
rqbumbershoot(11:00:58 PM): I've heard the new Evil Dead game is better.
Pariah186(11:01:00 PM): I just started on We, The Living.
brianjonopulos(11:01:06 PM): Stop
ultimateradness(11:01:09 PM): I bet the new is better too
brianjonopulos(11:01:10 PM): That book is horrible.
Pariah186(11:01:10 PM): Don't know if I'll make it to the Foutainhead
Pariah186(11:01:18 PM): mighty intimidatin'
brianjonopulos(11:01:26 PM): I'm gonna read the fountainhead soon.
Pariah186(11:01:38 PM): *shrug* don't know yet for sure myself.
ultimateradness(11:01:45 PM): I read Angels and Demons. good one
brianjonopulos(11:01:54 PM): It was good.
brianjonopulos(11:01:59 PM): Except for the end.
ultimateradness(11:02:02 PM): yeah
Pariah186(11:02:02 PM): I'd suggest Beyond Good and Evil in your case
ultimateradness(11:02:13 PM): I liked Good Omens
ultimateradness(11:02:16 PM): heh
Pariah186(11:02:22 PM): Haven't read that one.
ultimateradness(11:02:35 PM): oooh! fireworks! Happy New Year!
ultimateradness(11:02:50 PM): annnnnd my balls just dropped
ultimateradness(11:02:55 PM): woot holla holla
Pariah186(11:02:57 PM): It's not New Year for another hours here.
Pariah186(11:03:04 PM): *hour
TheElisaPrincess(11:03:09 PM): parys!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess(11:03:11 PM): never got called
Pariah186(11:03:23 PM): I just got finished with the God Father
Pariah186(11:03:28 PM): I told you they prolly wouldn't
ultimateradness(11:04:03 PM): I'd like to watch Godfather
Pariah186(11:04:14 PM): I also spent the last half hour on a hentai board debating the terms labeled for different types of dickgirls.
Pariah186(11:04:23 PM): It's okay.
ultimateradness(11:04:23 PM): it seemed good when we watched a montage from the end of the third(?)
Pariah186(11:04:38 PM): The third sucked.
ultimateradness(11:04:55 PM): I'm a film nut so I'd like to watch them anyway. just sos I know
Pariah186(11:04:59 PM): Not why everyone else says so though
Pariah186(11:05:07 PM): I feel it just got repetetive.
Pariah186(11:05:11 PM): Fine.
ultimateradness(11:05:11 PM): meh
ultimateradness(11:05:28 PM): did you like John Waters, Pariah?
Pariah186(11:05:41 PM): Waters......No.
ultimateradness(11:05:43 PM): Cecil B Demented, Pink Flamingos, Hairspray?
Pariah186(11:05:47 PM): What did he make?
Pariah186(11:05:53 PM): nope.
Pariah186(11:05:57 PM): Oh wait
Pariah186(11:06:00 PM): Hairspray
Pariah186(11:06:05 PM): with Ricky Lake?
ultimateradness(11:06:08 PM): he's got a new one, supposed to be raunchier than Cecil B Demented
ultimateradness(11:06:13 PM): yeah, that was a PG
Pariah186(11:06:30 PM): Come to think of it, I may have that somewhere.
ultimateradness(11:06:30 PM): I think you'd like Cecil
Pariah186(11:06:37 PM): I'll look it up.
TheElisaPrincess(11:06:40 PM): yawns
Pariah186(11:06:44 PM): Speaking of which.
ultimateradness(11:06:45 PM): Waters has some good stuff
Pariah186(11:06:57 PM): Have you read Batman: Jekyll and Hyde?
ultimateradness(11:07:01 PM): yeah
Pariah186(11:07:11 PM): It's the first Bat story I like since 2001
ultimateradness(11:07:11 PM): did the last issue come out?
Pariah186(11:07:19 PM): I don't think so
ultimateradness(11:07:22 PM): okay
ultimateradness(11:07:25 PM): it's alright
Pariah186(11:07:34 PM): If you didn't know, I'd figured I'd tell ya.
Pariah186(11:07:38 PM): dun' like it?
ultimateradness(11:07:42 PM): I cut out most of my DC comics though
Pariah186(11:07:50 PM): understandable.
ultimateradness(11:08:03 PM): all this shit goin' on makes spending the cash worthless
rqbumbershoot(11:08:04 PM): DC's pretty much all I read.
ultimateradness(11:08:15 PM): I like Vertigo, Icon, and Wildstorm
ultimateradness(11:08:20 PM): and SLG
ultimateradness(11:08:28 PM): Image. not Icon
rqbumbershoot(11:08:40 PM): SLG- Soon to be publishing the new Gargoyles comic book!!!
rqbumbershoot(11:08:42 PM): Yay!
ultimateradness(11:08:47 PM): heh
Pariah186(11:08:49 PM): One of the reasons I like J/H so much is because it's not effected by IC
ultimateradness(11:08:55 PM): YES.
ultimateradness(11:09:06 PM): I like Gotham Central
Pariah186(11:09:08 PM): It's also the first Two Face story I've read in a while.
ultimateradness(11:09:26 PM): they killed a dude. a good character. without reason. COOL.
Pariah186(11:09:26 PM): Not I.
Pariah186(11:09:33 PM): hmm?
Pariah186(11:09:36 PM): That Julius guy?
ultimateradness(11:09:45 PM): Montoya's new partner, the black guy.
ultimateradness(11:09:52 PM): maybe. I forget names
Pariah186(11:09:54 PM): I thought that was Julius?
Pariah186(11:09:57 PM): ah
rqbumbershoot(11:10:05 PM): Orange Julius?
ultimateradness(11:10:06 PM): he got killed by a dirty cop
Pariah186(11:10:19 PM): O I C
ultimateradness(11:10:20 PM): it's good. more realistic police drama
Pariah186(11:10:25 PM): Did he turn out to be a racist
Pariah186(11:10:28 PM): the black guy
ultimateradness(11:10:33 PM): (than on tv)
Pariah186(11:10:34 PM): It was rumored
ultimateradness(11:10:39 PM): I dunno.
Pariah186(11:10:56 PM): oh......HOLY SHIT!! NASDAQ'S DOWN 12 POINTS!!
ultimateradness(11:11:01 PM): since the title's ending I'm sticking it out. that and 'Tec. nothing ewlse DC
ultimateradness(11:11:12 PM): uh... WOAH!
Pariah186(11:11:13 PM): Smart.
Pariah186(11:11:50 PM): Until Rucka leaves, I'm not approaching mainstream continuity. Ever.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(11:11:52 PM): tranny
Pariah186(11:11:58 PM): What do you want?
ultimateradness(11:12:02 PM): I'd like for them to get bolland and Alan Grant tied up on a GN.
ultimateradness(11:12:32 PM): and restart some guys on that 2000AD compilation thing
Pariah186(11:12:37 PM): I'd rather have Bolland and Kesel--OR, considering his latest work, Paul Jenkins.
ultimateradness(11:12:41 PM): something with Simon Biz
ultimateradness(11:12:53 PM): maybe, I just love Grant's Batman
rqbumbershoot(11:12:58 PM): Wake up, Elisa!
Pariah186(11:13:02 PM): 2000AD......Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.
ultimateradness(11:13:07 PM): she yawned a while ago
Pariah186(11:13:11 PM): Is that WildStorm?
brianjonopulos(11:13:17 PM): I put my dick in her mouth
brianjonopulos(11:13:21 PM): that shut her up.
ultimateradness(11:13:24 PM): some english comic thing - spawned the Judge Dread
TheElisaPrincess(11:13:36 PM): im here
TheElisaPrincess(11:13:39 PM): just posting something on my blog
ultimateradness(11:13:50 PM): her mouth is too big, your unit too small... you must be lieing
brianjonopulos(11:13:50 PM): Which one?
Pariah186(11:13:55 PM): Seriously? The history from that comic made the story in judge Dred?
rqbumbershoot(11:13:57 PM): I posted a myspace comment on yo' thingiemajombie, e.
brianjonopulos(11:13:58 PM): Thats not what you said.
Pariah186(11:14:02 PM): or do you mean the same company?
Pariah186(11:14:28 PM): My mom's recommending a write in myspace lately. Don't know if I'll do it.
ultimateradness(11:14:31 PM): er... I dunno. I thought 2000AD was a comp mag like Deadline (hosted Tank Girl)
ultimateradness(11:14:48 PM): MySpace is the SHITSUCKING CUNT of the internet
Pariah186(11:14:56 PM): I dunno, I was asking you.
Pariah186(11:15:00 PM): why?
brianjonopulos(11:15:00 PM): No, its the divebar of the internet.
ultimateradness(11:15:03 PM): Pariah.... I can see you with a deadjournal
rqbumbershoot(11:15:06 PM): So eloquently phrased, usch.
Pariah186(11:15:19 PM): deadjournal......Why?
ultimateradness(11:15:19 PM): thanks!
ultimateradness(11:15:27 PM): it's a livejournal for the dark side
Pariah186(11:15:37 PM): Oh......Cool.
ultimateradness(11:15:41 PM): you have to get an invitation to have an account though
rqbumbershoot(11:15:41 PM): "Shitsucking cunt". Truly a turn of phrase to make even the Bard himself rife with envy.
ultimateradness(11:15:51 PM): which bard?
Pariah186(11:15:52 PM): I'd like to say I've grown out of my "dark side".
ultimateradness(11:15:59 PM): really?!
rqbumbershoot(11:15:59 PM): The Bard. Shakespeare.
rqbumbershoot(11:16:02 PM): Duh.
Pariah186(11:16:04 PM): But I s'pose my cynical perceptions have never really left me
ultimateradness(11:16:12 PM): I was quoting Batman:Lobo. duh.
rqbumbershoot(11:16:18 PM): Not to be confused with The Spoony Bard.
rqbumbershoot(11:16:33 PM): As in "You spoony bard!"
Pariah186(11:16:38 PM): I've just decided to denominate it from my base literary and personality structure.
ultimateradness(11:16:45 PM): I like you Leonardo. You're ugly, irritatin' and devious but I like you.
Pariah186(11:17:02 PM): You love a turtle?
ultimateradness(11:17:22 PM): I don't see it. You still seem pretty damn grumpy and ... obnoxiously obtuse.
ultimateradness(11:17:49 PM): and you egg people into internet arguments. it's too OC.
ultimateradness(11:18:11 PM): I don't understand how you can still sit through those after being in so many.
Pariah186(11:18:21 PM): *shrug*
Pariah186(11:18:31 PM): I dunno.
ultimateradness(11:18:32 PM): meh.
Pariah186(11:18:36 PM): Truth be told
Pariah186(11:18:49 PM): those arguments--Hell, the entire RKMBs have taught me a lot
ultimateradness(11:19:00 PM): yes, but you still go to them.
Pariah186(11:19:03 PM): That sounds pretty sad.
Pariah186(11:19:16 PM): but it's true.
rqbumbershoot(11:19:24 PM): It's damn true!
Pariah186(11:19:29 PM): yes, well, they don't effect me like that anymore.
ultimateradness(11:19:30 PM): no. people teach other people if the one person in solitude thinks while arguing
ultimateradness(11:19:52 PM): it made sense before I typed it
Pariah186(11:19:53 PM): Um......I suppose.
Pariah186(11:20:01 PM): heh.
ultimateradness(11:20:02 PM): pretend that's three sentances of clarity
Pariah186(11:20:03 PM): hold on
Pariah186(11:20:06 PM): let me interpret it
Pariah186(11:20:16 PM): You're trying to say that I was in solitude
Pariah186(11:20:27 PM): unsure of whether or not I was thinking correctly
ultimateradness(11:20:28 PM): no, you're alone at a computer
Pariah186(11:20:32 PM): oh.
Pariah186(11:20:36 PM): fine.
ultimateradness(11:20:45 PM): you argue with random bits of internet
ultimateradness(11:20:54 PM): you think about it and you can learn from it
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(11:21:06 PM): no
ultimateradness(11:21:10 PM): it's an individual's choice to learn or not
TheElisaPrincess(11:21:12 PM): sneezes
Pariah186(11:21:13 PM): I suppose it would be healthier to join a debate team.
Pariah186(11:21:27 PM): but I dislike people like that.
ultimateradness(11:21:30 PM): then you'd have another social stigma to get over though
Pariah186(11:21:32 PM): The kids on Boston Public
Pariah186(11:21:38 PM): who think they're grown up
Pariah186(11:21:46 PM): but really, they're just stupid.
Pariah186(11:22:19 PM): Feh. I've gotten over the social stigmas and my wants for violence.
Pariah186(11:22:29 PM): Doesn't mean I can't have fun with people though--Hehe.
Pariah186(11:22:44 PM): I know how to talk to people just fine, doesn't mean I have to like them.
Pariah186(11:22:48 PM): Anyway, what was I saying?
Pariah186(11:22:53 PM): Oh yeah, learning.
Pariah186(11:23:07 PM): I'd say Mxy was actually the first one who taught me anything.
Pariah186(11:23:40 PM): I got into arduously long debates over continuity with that guy. Eventually, I ended up like Joshua from War Games.
rqbumbershoot(11:23:48 PM): God bless you, Elisa.
Pariah186(11:24:00 PM): There was no real agreement, but I didn't take shit as seriously.
Pariah186(11:24:12 PM): And I started treating my entire life like a messageboard.
Pariah186(11:24:23 PM): i.e. Not taking it so seriously.
TheElisaPrincess(11:24:40 PM): you too snarfs
TheElisaPrincess(11:24:41 PM): sorry im tired
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(11:24:52 PM): get some coke
Pariah186(11:25:00 PM): Does that sound clear enough?
rqbumbershoot(11:25:14 PM): You sneezed.
rqbumbershoot(11:25:21 PM): Hence, the bless you.
Pariah186(11:25:39 PM): Hello? Still there?
rqbumbershoot(11:25:54 PM): Can you hear me now?
ultimateradness(11:25:56 PM): my cat needed to go potty
Pariah186(11:26:01 PM): Oh.
brianjonopulos(11:26:05 PM): heh
rqbumbershoot(11:26:14 PM): How is the kitty, usch?
ultimateradness(11:26:17 PM): she has cerebellar hypoplasia
ultimateradness(11:26:26 PM): ie she is missing bits of her brain
ultimateradness(11:26:31 PM): but she's grand
rqbumbershoot(11:26:34 PM): Yeah, you told me.
Pariah186(11:26:45 PM): Is this due to surgery
Pariah186(11:26:48 PM): or injury
rqbumbershoot(11:26:50 PM): Someone tried drowning it as a kitten or something?
Pariah186(11:26:53 PM): or birth defect?
TheElisaPrincess(11:27:13 PM): hah @ coke
TheElisaPrincess(11:27:14 PM): darn im getting tired
ultimateradness(11:27:25 PM): no, her mom cat probably had distemper during the pregnancy
rqbumbershoot(11:27:38 PM): Ah, okay.
ultimateradness(11:27:40 PM): the drowning didn't help her situation though
Pariah186(11:27:56 PM): Distemper?
rqbumbershoot(11:28:06 PM): No, dat temper!
rqbumbershoot(11:28:09 PM): Zing!
Pariah186(11:28:20 PM): ...Yeah...
brianjonopulos(11:28:28 PM): Distemper is not good.
Pariah186(11:28:47 PM): What does it mean?
brianjonopulos(11:28:57 PM): Its a horrible diesease.
ultimateradness(11:29:03 PM): some weird animal disease
brianjonopulos(11:29:22 PM): Isn't it some kind of degenerative disease?
Pariah186(11:29:22 PM): Oh. So the mother had a disease, which effected the birth of the child.
Pariah186(11:29:24 PM): Gotcha
ultimateradness(11:29:27 PM): my cat got the result - cerebellar hypoplasia. her cerebellum didn't develop
ultimateradness(11:29:49 PM): problems with motor skills, balance, and concentration
Pariah186(11:29:58 PM): Poor thing.
brianjonopulos(11:30:13 PM): Didn't you say it could get better as it gets older?
rqbumbershoot(11:31:34 PM): Well, folks, I gots to go to bed.
ultimateradness(11:31:39 PM): goodnight
rqbumbershoot(11:31:41 PM): Happy New Year, and what have you!
Pariah186(11:31:44 PM): night
brianjonopulos(11:31:46 PM): night
(11:31:49 PM)rqbumbershoot has left the room.
ultimateradness(11:32:04 PM): when kitty halucinigenic chemicals are no longer produced she will have an easier time getting aroung
ultimateradness(11:32:07 PM): around
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(11:32:10 PM): rex i found music for your myspace
brianjonopulos(11:32:37 PM): cool
Pariah186(11:32:45 PM): hallucinagenic?
Pariah186(11:32:50 PM): naturally produced chems?
ultimateradness(11:33:06 PM): yep
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(11:33:11 PM): http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=43344273
Pariah186(11:33:17 PM): ......OOOOH!
Pariah186(11:33:20 PM): now I get it.
ultimateradness(11:33:21 PM): it helps kittens develop their hunting and pouncing skills
Pariah186(11:33:36 PM): Yeah, my vet told me about that.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(11:33:39 PM): enjoy :-P
brianjonopulos(11:33:42 PM): HA!
brianjonopulos(11:33:46 PM): whore
brianjonopulos(11:33:56 PM): I should do it just to be a dick.
Pariah186(11:34:16 PM): http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/adventure/mgs3subsistence/index.html?sid=6132067
Pariah186(11:34:20 PM): YAY! It's almost out!
Pariah186(11:35:47 PM): Sum'bitch
Pariah186(11:35:55 PM): Fatal Frame is up to 139 dollars.
Pariah186(11:36:16 PM): All because the second sequel is out. G'dammit!
Pariah186(11:36:42 PM): I just want to play it again for fuck's sake! I don't have a hundred fifty bucks!
TheElisaPrincess(11:36:55 PM): back
TheElisaPrincess(11:36:57 PM): there goes that idaea
Pariah186(11:37:56 PM): For buying Fatal Frame?
Pariah186(11:37:58 PM): Yes, I know.
Pariah186(11:38:19 PM): I'm still wondering whether or not I should get God of War
TheElisaPrincess(11:39:01 PM): *sings* how i pictured me with you
ultimateradness(11:39:28 PM): Fatal Frame? where you photograph ghosts?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(11:39:33 PM): see! i told you she's hot and bothered for me
ultimateradness(11:39:34 PM): Gaye...
brianjonopulos(11:39:42 PM): Marvin Gaye?
brianjonopulos(11:40:22 PM): Elisa is all hot and bothered for everyone.
Pariah186(11:40:48 PM): Yep!
ultimateradness(11:40:50 PM): she wants me.
Pariah186(11:40:56 PM): Photograph Ghosts!
Pariah186(11:40:58 PM): It's fun
ultimateradness(11:41:02 PM): it's gaye
Pariah186(11:41:08 PM): Scarist game out there!
Pariah186(11:41:09 PM): bar none.
Pariah186(11:41:14 PM): *Scariest
ultimateradness(11:41:18 PM): (ala Ed from Shaun of the Dead)
Pariah186(11:41:40 PM): The game was mentioned in Shaun of the Dead?
TheElisaPrincess(11:41:49 PM): haha whatever
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(11:41:59 PM): you knwo you are
ultimateradness(11:42:01 PM): no, how Ed says gay. "gaye..."
Pariah186(11:42:14 PM): Oh. Fine.
ultimateradness(11:42:17 PM): I use it to not denote sexuality but the uncollness of something
Pariah186(11:42:27 PM): Fatal Frame's still the scary r0x0rs!
ultimateradness(11:42:32 PM): the -e makes it different
Pariah186(11:42:44 PM): Like saying programme instead of program?
brianjonopulos(11:42:47 PM): sure ultimateradness sure
ultimateradness(11:43:09 PM): uh huh!
TheElisaPrincess(11:43:18 PM): SOO TIRED
brianjonopulos(11:43:36 PM): I wanna fuck the shit out of mariah carey.
Pariah186(11:44:00 PM): Heh.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(11:44:47 PM): sick rex
brianjonopulos(11:44:52 PM): You watching ABC pariah?
Pariah186(11:45:01 PM): no?
Pariah186(11:45:04 PM): Why?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(11:45:10 PM): you'd have to put a chain around her neck to keep her boobs out from under her arms
brianjonopulos(11:45:11 PM): She's on it right now.
Pariah186(11:45:18 PM): Oh.
brianjonopulos(11:45:25 PM): stop ruining the moment sneaky.
Pariah186(11:45:31 PM): I CAN SEE HER RIGHT NOW!!
brianjonopulos(11:45:43 PM): She's the first celebrity I jerked off to.
Pariah186(11:45:49 PM): Ew....
Pariah186(11:46:03 PM): I don't think I've ever masturbated to a celebrity actually.
brianjonopulos(11:46:11 PM): It was the pic on the back of one of her CDs.
Pariah186(11:46:16 PM): I can only ever remember cartoons
Pariah186(11:46:19 PM): HA!
brianjonopulos(11:46:29 PM): I've never jerked off to a cartoon.
brianjonopulos(11:46:33 PM): They do nothing for me.
ultimateradness(11:46:35 PM): freak.
TheElisaPrincess(11:46:45 PM): yawns
brianjonopulos(11:47:04 PM): Everyone has their preferences.
brianjonopulos(11:47:10 PM): I prefer real people.
Pariah186(11:47:10 PM): Hey! I'd rather be addicted to cartoons than real porn (although I'm not anymore).
Pariah186(11:47:21 PM): To m, it's a less taxing addiction.
Pariah186(11:47:34 PM): I mean, if I'm caught with any
brianjonopulos(11:47:39 PM): I started with celebrities.
Pariah186(11:47:41 PM): it's easier to explain a cartoon.
brianjonopulos(11:47:50 PM): twelve years ago on christmas eve.
ultimateradness(11:48:07 PM): ...gross?
brianjonopulos(11:48:17 PM): heh
Pariah186(11:48:23 PM): Wow.
Pariah186(11:48:27 PM): You actually remember
brianjonopulos(11:48:34 PM): yup
brianjonopulos(11:49:05 PM): the first thing I ever jerked it to was a bikini calender someone bought me as a christmas present.
Pariah186(11:49:51 PM): So we understand the types of dickgirls, but what drives many people to like them so much? Mainly, dickgirl fans like scenes where no man is present.
Pariah186(11:50:02 PM): The attraction of lesbian porn is nearly universal among heterosexual men.
Pariah186(11:50:09 PM): But I think we're all aware of the sometimes overly slow-pace of lesbian porn and the lack of a money-shot is a bit anti-climactic.
brianjonopulos(11:50:10 PM): yup
brianjonopulos(11:50:16 PM): exactly
Pariah186(11:50:19 PM): The use of strap-ons seems to cheapen the scene rather than liven it up.
Pariah186(11:50:26 PM): For hentai, there isn't a real reason to draw a strap-on when you can simply draw a woman with a girlcock.
Pariah186(11:50:34 PM): This allows a scene to retain the lesbian feel and the lack of a male presence, while gaining real penetration and an often explosive money shot.
ultimateradness(11:50:52 PM): still. weird.
TheElisaPrincess(11:50:56 PM): yawns
Pariah186(11:51:11 PM): I agree with that guy's conclusion so much, I wish I could tatoo it on my Prostate.
ultimateradness(11:51:56 PM): ever get that back trattoo?
ultimateradness(11:52:02 PM): tattoo
Pariah186(11:52:07 PM): YES!
Pariah186(11:52:09 PM): I got the outline
Pariah186(11:52:16 PM): gonna have to wait for the coloration
Pariah186(11:52:32 PM): costs more than the drawing itself.
Pariah186(11:52:42 PM): I actually sent a letter to Brian Bolland himself
Pariah186(11:52:53 PM): Wondering if he'd help me color coordinate.
ultimateradness(11:53:13 PM): weird.
Pariah186(11:53:23 PM): Who better to ask?
ultimateradness(11:53:32 PM): I was thinking about getting a tattoo maybe.
brianjonopulos(11:53:43 PM): I don't like tattoos.
Pariah186(11:53:43 PM): of what?
ultimateradness(11:53:45 PM): but if I ever did they'd have to go for sleeves
ultimateradness(11:53:57 PM): a theme for each arm, probably
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(11:54:19 PM): yeah
ultimateradness(11:54:21 PM): my right would be comics, Tank Girl, Joker, Batman, etc
Pariah186(11:54:22 PM): Urm....Comics on one?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(11:54:24 PM): i gotta go get mine touched up
Pariah186(11:54:25 PM): ah
ultimateradness(11:54:29 PM): all in classic blue ink
Pariah186(11:54:37 PM): No color?
ultimateradness(11:54:42 PM): no color
Pariah186(11:54:55 PM): *shrug*
Pariah186(11:55:15 PM): How about the other arm
ultimateradness(11:55:16 PM): the other arm would be probably a mix of literature, movies, and science
Pariah186(11:55:20 PM): what theme will that be
Pariah186(11:55:32 PM): Movies.....Fight Club!?
ultimateradness(11:55:40 PM): not fight club
Pariah186(11:55:45 PM): :-(
ultimateradness(11:55:51 PM): probably a chaplin sillohuette
brianjonopulos(11:55:51 PM): heh
ultimateradness(11:56:11 PM): the Strangelove bomb
Pariah186(11:56:20 PM): I was also thinking of expanding the skin drawings.
Pariah186(11:56:26 PM): THAT would be interesting.
ultimateradness(11:56:30 PM): Yossarian from Catch 22
ultimateradness(11:56:40 PM): huh?
TheElisaPrincess(11:56:51 PM): rawr
TheElisaPrincess(11:56:53 PM): is bout to go to sleep
Pariah186(11:56:53 PM): Getting more characters to put on my arms and neck
ultimateradness(11:57:01 PM): ah
Pariah186(11:57:01 PM): maybe my torso
Pariah186(11:57:09 PM): Torque
Pariah186(11:57:12 PM): The Creature
Pariah186(11:57:14 PM): Guts
Pariah186(11:57:17 PM): and Ryoga
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(11:57:21 PM): elisa i told you no
ultimateradness(11:57:28 PM): I was thinking about using the Jokerfish from Bolland's cover to The Greatest Joker Stories Ever Told"
Pariah186(11:57:36 PM): Ah, hold on. Fireworks are starting.
ultimateradness(11:58:13 PM): why'd everyone stop?
ultimateradness(11:58:21 PM): you're just the last one
TheElisaPrincess(12:00:57 AM): night guys.......
TheElisaPrincess(12:00:59 AM): wrote ya back sneaks
TheElisaPrincess(12:01:02 AM): *falls asleep*
(12:01:03 AM)TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
ultimateradness(12:02:07 AM): THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brianjonopulos(12:03:13 AM): mariah carey is back on.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(12:04:00 AM): uh huh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(12:04:22 AM): her boobs willbe following her
brianjonopulos(12:04:44 AM): shut up!
brianjonopulos(12:04:51 AM): stop ruining the fantasy!
Pariah186(12:05:23 AM): Well. That was anti-climactic
Pariah186(12:05:29 AM): Not very well placed here
Pariah186(12:05:31 AM): anyway
Pariah186(12:05:58 AM): Tattoos
Pariah186(12:06:35 AM): I was thinking of putting two on my shoulders. Two more on the back of my neck and one on my chest.
Pariah186(12:07:25 AM): And for the more philosophical segment of my flesh art, I'dchoose a bunch of really cool quotes that I most agree with, andcomplie them on my forearms if possible.
Pariah186(12:07:45 AM): Hello?
ultimateradness(12:08:00 AM): ah yes we have retrned
Pariah186(12:08:27 AM): yes, well.
Pariah186(12:08:37 AM): Would Joker be holding the fish
Pariah186(12:08:56 AM): cuz' the fish is useles without either: a) Coloration
Pariah186(12:09:00 AM): or b) Joker
Pariah186(12:09:29 AM): One or the other or both I mean.
ultimateradness(12:09:36 AM): no. maybe. I see it as a central location, kinda circular (maybe add Joker there as seen through a fisheye lens)
ultimateradness(12:09:51 AM): I want a different Joker than that one
Pariah186(12:10:14 AM): A particular one
Pariah186(12:10:18 AM): or is the jusry still out
ultimateradness(12:10:39 AM): er... fisheye lens being that the fish is focused and the Joker bit is small and unspecific
ultimateradness(12:10:51 AM): I've only been thinking about this for a few months
ultimateradness(12:11:15 AM): nothing particular, probably a Joker by Simon Bisley. I want the more gristly look to all the drawings
ultimateradness(12:11:25 AM): nothing bolland or ross or anything
Pariah186(12:11:40 AM): Yeesh!
Pariah186(12:11:49 AM): I couldn't imagine a drawing of Joke on my skin
Pariah186(12:11:55 AM): that wasn't Bollandish.
brianjonopulos(12:12:02 AM): fuck
ultimateradness(12:12:06 AM): so don't so it
brianjonopulos(12:12:07 AM): now hillary duff is on.
Pariah186(12:12:08 AM): what?
brianjonopulos(12:12:17 AM): no I'm completely turned off.
Pariah186(12:12:41 AM): She's not that.......Okay, nevermind.
ultimateradness(12:13:28 AM): anyway, I want the characters on my upper arm and then it to disintegrate into no tattoo at upper to mid forarm
ultimateradness(12:13:31 AM): forearm
ultimateradness(12:14:00 AM): like the empty spaces become little bats and stalagtites or something
ultimateradness(12:14:22 AM): 'cause I (if I get tattoos) want to go through with the arm piercings
ultimateradness(12:15:01 AM): 5/8" silver ringe spaces evenly from wrist to elbow
brianjonopulos(12:15:11 AM): ew
Pariah186(12:15:19 AM): Piercings?!
Pariah186(12:15:24 AM): Why?
Pariah186(12:15:42 AM): Tattoo artistry is more of a science that piercing!
Pariah186(12:15:46 AM): *than
ultimateradness(12:15:47 AM): it is aesthetically pleasing to me
ultimateradness(12:15:56 AM): just arm, no face
Pariah186(12:16:00 AM): Whatever floats your boat I guess.
ultimateradness(12:16:01 AM): no stomach
Pariah186(12:16:16 AM): *shrug* It's all crazy to me.
ultimateradness(12:16:27 AM): meh. this is all just speculation
ultimateradness(12:16:46 AM): If I ever go through with any of it it won't be soon
ultimateradness(12:16:54 AM): I haven't the fnds
ultimateradness(12:16:57 AM): funds
Pariah186(12:17:03 AM): Consideration is the seeds of death.
Pariah186(12:17:19 AM): That's exactly why I have to wait so long for coloring.
brianjonopulos(12:17:42 AM): My brother had a tattoo for a year before he got it colored.
Pariah186(12:17:49 AM): The If the Joker image were just a few square inches smaller, the cost would be 100 dollars less.
brianjonopulos(12:17:53 AM): And he was making a thousand dollars a week.
ultimateradness(12:17:54 AM): but I don't want colors.
Pariah186(12:18:07 AM): I'm just describing my situation
ultimateradness(12:18:10 AM): I know
Pariah186(12:18:12 AM): did he WANT it colored though?
brianjonopulos(12:18:17 AM): yes
Pariah186(12:18:27 AM): oh.
ultimateradness(12:18:30 AM): did he color it with sharpies in the meantime?
brianjonopulos(12:18:35 AM): no
Pariah186(12:18:38 AM): Mine's gonna cost around 1200
brianjonopulos(12:18:42 AM): It was just the outline
brianjonopulos(12:19:17 AM): I think he has a pic on his myspace.
ultimateradness(12:19:37 AM): the only tattoos I think look good are full sleeves and the little ones above the buttcrack of girls or around navals
brianjonopulos(12:19:54 AM): I don't like any.
Pariah186(12:20:00 AM): Getting a tat on the small of your back HURTS!
brianjonopulos(12:20:03 AM): I like the nakedness of plain skin.
ultimateradness(12:20:15 AM): I hate when people get tons of random drawings
ultimateradness(12:20:31 AM): just... cartoons spaced unaesthetically
Pariah186(12:20:32 AM): As do I, but if I had to choose where my girlfriend (if I had one) would get a tat
Pariah186(12:20:39 AM): I'd choose the side of the neck
ultimateradness(12:20:45 AM): god gross
brianjonopulos(12:20:50 AM): http://myspace-712.vo.llnwd.net/00257/21/71/257641712_l.jpg
brianjonopulos(12:20:56 AM): Thats my brothers.
brianjonopulos(12:21:02 AM): Its actually a pretty good tattoo.
ultimateradness(12:21:24 AM): horned toad dragon
Pariah186(12:21:28 AM): There was an asian girl in language lab who had a tat on the right side of her neck that stretched to the back. She was pretty.
ultimateradness(12:21:51 AM): know what's the worst? shoulderblade wings
Pariah186(12:21:51 AM): Dragon. Nice
Pariah186(12:21:54 AM): FOur toed
Pariah186(12:22:02 AM): Meaning it was malevolant
Pariah186(12:22:06 AM): er....Wait.....
Pariah186(12:22:13 AM): I think it ment upper-class.
Pariah186(12:22:17 AM): *meant
Pariah186(12:22:31 AM): 6 toes means royalty
ultimateradness(12:26:09 AM): how... uninteresting
Pariah186(12:26:25 AM): You asked.
Pariah186(12:26:31 AM): With your eyes.
ultimateradness(12:27:01 AM): them liein' eyes!
ultimateradness(12:27:38 AM): fucking emo kids...
ultimateradness(12:27:52 AM): so prissy
Pariah186(12:28:06 AM): Heh.
Pariah186(12:28:08 AM): SPeaking of which
ultimateradness(12:28:48 AM): I'm drawing an Emo band for their merch and website
ultimateradness(12:28:59 AM): "can you re-do my eyebrows?"
ultimateradness(12:29:16 AM): "my hair's not THAT spikey on top, make it flatter"
ultimateradness(12:29:32 AM): "can my jeans be blue and a little baggier?"
Pariah186(12:29:33 AM): Not work safe.
Pariah186(12:29:36 AM): http://badjojo.com/daily/video.php?var=12.20/08.wmv
Pariah186(12:29:41 AM): Its about emos
ultimateradness(12:29:46 AM): uh...
ultimateradness(12:29:50 AM): do I need sound?
Pariah186(12:29:54 AM): don't mind the ads.
Pariah186(12:29:56 AM): er yeah
ultimateradness(12:30:01 AM): nothing doing then
Pariah186(12:30:08 AM): no speakers?
ultimateradness(12:30:12 AM): broken
Pariah186(12:30:15 AM): oh
Pariah186(12:30:19 AM): no headphones?
ultimateradness(12:30:25 AM): so, this emo band is being obnoxious.
ultimateradness(12:30:33 AM): no, the sound card's broken
Pariah186(12:30:33 AM): All emos are obnoxious
Pariah186(12:30:37 AM): Oh
ultimateradness(12:30:47 AM): and all I get for the work is a fucking t-shirt
ultimateradness(12:30:56 AM): and something to put on my resume
Pariah186(12:30:58 AM): Kinda like that guy from that Ska band
Pariah186(12:31:04 AM): haha!
Pariah186(12:31:07 AM): A t-shirt?
ultimateradness(12:31:11 AM): yeah
Pariah186(12:31:12 AM): Why are you helping them?
ultimateradness(12:31:19 AM): I'm doing it for the resume
Pariah186(12:31:22 AM): oh
Pariah186(12:31:29 AM): reasonable enough I suppose./
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(12:31:30 AM): i'd at least give you a rub down
Pariah186(12:31:36 AM): ...
ultimateradness(12:31:37 AM): I want experiance. SHIT yeah!
ultimateradness(12:31:55 AM): I love you too shan
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(12:32:11 AM): i'm glad
ultimateradness(12:32:45 AM): I wish Tre luvd me though. fucker ignores me. drives me crazy. end rant.
Pariah186(12:33:08 AM): Tre?
Pariah186(12:33:13 AM): You have a crush on an emo?
Pariah186(12:33:16 AM): name Tre?
ultimateradness(12:33:27 AM): one guy in the world I got a crush on and NOT emo
ultimateradness(12:33:45 AM): and he ignores me
Pariah186(12:34:23 AM): ...Wow.
Pariah186(12:34:33 AM): You have a crush on someone.
ultimateradness(12:34:34 AM): I dunno where to find him outside of school and he doesn't reply to e-mail
ultimateradness(12:34:39 AM): just one someone
Pariah186(12:34:40 AM): That's....odd.
ultimateradness(12:34:48 AM): tell me about it
Pariah186(12:34:57 AM): I just did.
ultimateradness(12:35:09 AM): I know. it's a turn of phrase.
Pariah186(12:35:25 AM): How do you turn a phrase?
ultimateradness(12:35:42 AM): left for pleasure, right for assrape
Pariah186(12:35:57 AM): O I C
ultimateradness(12:36:07 AM): d b s a bz b
Pariah186(12:36:42 AM): Acronym.....Or Anagram?
ultimateradness(12:36:50 AM): neither?
ultimateradness(12:37:03 AM): I dunno what it's called.
Pariah186(12:37:21 AM): Anagram is a where a word's letters are mixed up to make another word
ultimateradness(12:37:27 AM): palendrome: "go hang a salami, I'm a lasagnae hog!"
ultimateradness(12:37:38 AM): not anagram
ultimateradness(12:37:50 AM): the letter stands for the word because it sounds the same
Pariah186(12:37:56 AM): and acronym is where you break words down into single letter initials whilst making a phrase out of them
Pariah186(12:38:00 AM): oh
Pariah186(12:38:14 AM): Rise To Vote Sir
ultimateradness(12:38:20 AM): rasecar
ultimateradness(12:38:38 AM): HA!
ultimateradness(12:38:38 AM): racecar
Pariah186(12:38:50 AM): That's weird.
ultimateradness(12:38:53 AM): and lasagna
Pariah186(12:39:00 AM): tasty
brianjonopulos(12:39:03 AM): yeah
ultimateradness(12:39:18 AM): mom's making lasagna today
Pariah186(12:39:30 AM): Spinach?
ultimateradness(12:39:37 AM): figured we'd start the year off right
Pariah186(12:39:38 AM): I loves spinach lasanga
Pariah186(12:39:48 AM): My mom has a tradition.
Pariah186(12:40:07 AM): Every new year's day it, ham and broccolli(sp) with melted cheese.
Pariah186(12:40:13 AM): With Cider
ultimateradness(12:40:14 AM): mmm
Pariah186(12:40:28 AM): I like the Cider
brianjonopulos(12:40:31 AM): I found beer.
Pariah186(12:40:32 AM): at least.
Pariah186(12:40:38 AM): Guiness?
ultimateradness(12:40:53 AM): I have three beers in the fridge and an old one in my room
brianjonopulos(12:41:01 AM): fat tire.
ultimateradness(12:41:05 AM): ooooh
brianjonopulos(12:41:11 AM): Its good.
ultimateradness(12:41:18 AM): yes
Pariah186(12:41:27 AM): Zuh>
Pariah186(12:41:28 AM): ?
Pariah186(12:41:30 AM): Fat tire?
brianjonopulos(12:41:36 AM): You have to have a bottle opener.
brianjonopulos(12:41:38 AM): That sucks.
ultimateradness(12:41:41 AM): I have three Brekenridge Christmas Brew and a BusterNutbrown Ale
brianjonopulos(12:41:54 AM): Start drinking.
Pariah186(12:41:58 AM): Bust a nut on her brown.....
brianjonopulos(12:42:13 AM): You should get Sierra nevada Celebration ale.
brianjonopulos(12:42:16 AM): Its my favorite.
ultimateradness(12:42:22 AM): I like local brews
ultimateradness(12:42:42 AM): Colorado has a lot
Pariah186(12:42:51 AM): I went to a brewery in Minnesota once.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(12:43:09 AM): we have a few
ultimateradness(12:43:20 AM): Rex - tell your sister to go to the 16th street mall and visit the Rock Bottom Brewery
brianjonopulos(12:43:27 AM): ok
ultimateradness(12:43:32 AM): they have this killer wheat ale
brianjonopulos(12:43:34 AM): She has a myspace as well.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(12:43:39 AM): oddly enough though i've come to liking my landlords basement wine
ultimateradness(12:43:43 AM): MySpace sucks
brianjonopulos(12:43:49 AM): I like it.
ultimateradness(12:43:57 AM): I livejournal
brianjonopulos(12:44:01 AM): So do I.
brianjonopulos(12:44:07 AM): I just haven't updated it in months.
Pariah186(12:44:16 AM): livejournal......Deadjournal?
ultimateradness(12:44:32 AM): I know some people with deadjournals
Pariah186(12:44:43 AM): Are they one in the same or what/>
brianjonopulos(12:44:45 AM): I've heard of it.
ultimateradness(12:44:58 AM): no, it's a livejournal gone to the dark side
ultimateradness(12:45:03 AM): we went over this
ultimateradness(12:45:07 AM): you have to be invited
brianjonopulos(12:45:12 AM): yeah
Pariah186(12:45:48 AM): WHAT. DOES. D-A-R-K-S-I-D-E. MEAN?
ultimateradness(12:45:49 AM): I think you also HAVE to be a paying member
Pariah186(12:45:57 AM): link me.
ultimateradness(12:45:58 AM): like in Star Wars?
Pariah186(12:46:01 AM): now I'm curious
ultimateradness(12:46:10 AM): http://www.livejournal.com
ultimateradness(12:46:22 AM): I assume the other is http://www.deadjournal.com
brianjonopulos(12:46:47 AM): yup
Pariah186(12:47:44 AM): heh
Pariah186(12:47:46 AM): funny
Pariah186(12:48:24 AM): Dude.
Pariah186(12:48:27 AM): That's stupid
ultimateradness(12:48:28 AM): my knuckles are bleeding
Pariah186(12:48:33 AM): reminds me of Suicide girls
Pariah186(12:48:36 AM): why>
ultimateradness(12:48:46 AM): because I picked off the scab
Pariah186(12:49:02 AM): oh. Kinda reminds me of my genetalia
ultimateradness(12:49:06 AM): from when I fucked them up hitting David Aebischer
Pariah186(12:49:17 AM): I got it stuck in the zipper quite awhile ago
Pariah186(12:49:23 AM): the cut has refused to heal.
brianjonopulos(12:49:30 AM): heh
ultimateradness(12:49:32 AM): that's ...disgusting
Pariah186(12:49:42 AM): Right under the gland.
Pariah186(12:49:48 AM): hurts like hell sometimes.
ultimateradness(12:50:13 AM): meh.
Pariah186(12:50:24 AM): You know what that's like I'm sure
ultimateradness(12:50:28 AM): it's two. I'm off to bed. Hasta la pasta.
brianjonopulos(12:50:32 AM): later
Pariah186(12:50:32 AM): Night
(12:50:34 AM)ultimateradness has left the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY(12:50:42 AM): go get a frenum piercing, or a prince albert and compare hte pain for us
Pariah186(12:50:49 AM): I'm saving this
Pariah186(12:51:00 AM): Frenum piercing?
Pariah186(12:51:03 AM): What's Frenum?
Pariah186(12:52:17 AM): If I posted this on the RKMBs, would anyone actually read it?
brianjonopulos(12:52:23 AM): probably not
Pariah186(12:52:29 AM): For some reason, I don't wanna lose this particular session
brianjonopulos(12:52:37 AM): just save it then
brianjonopulos(12:52:44 AM): you don't have to post it.
Pariah186(12:53:52 AM): Nah, I'll let Rob hold onto it. Tee hee.

I didnt read that!

Ba-zing!

Yes,we would like you to get your ba-zingers out!

You have just entered room "rkmbs."
rexstardust99: on uschi.
rexstardust99: their a couple.
pigirondb: sneaky
UltimateJaburg53: ewww
Killconey: Least its not rex.
Killconey: That would be awkward.
ultimateradness: ew.
captainsammitch: no shit
rexstardust99: Everyone has a crush on me.
rexstardust99: right pig iron.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no not really
pigirondb: oh yeah
rexstardust99: :-*
pigirondb: who doesn't like john malkovich
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: fucking ohio folk and your hojosexuality
captainsammitch: hojos!
pigirondb: hoho
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: homos!
Killconey: Using teh logic of the deep thoughts forum, Bunny saying, "no not really" means "yes, I want to jump his ignorant bones."
pigirondb: that's spanglish
captainsammitch: what's a teh?
rexstardust99: ask wannabuyamankey.
Killconey: I dunno, but you'll fit it a lot in there.
rexstardust99: its his favorite word.
captainsammitch: hojosexuality means OSU actually winning their bowl games
TheElisaPrincess: mus sleep................
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
pigirondb: by osu you mean ohio state yes?
captainsammitch: indeed
ultimateradness: wow!
rqbumbershoot: You're darn right wow!
pigirondb: you know judd winnik went to u of m....
pigirondb: winick sp?
Killconey: Judd Winnik...
UltimateJaburg53: winikinikkkkk
pigirondb: look at what untold horror that has brought us
Killconey: >:o
UltimateJaburg53: judd winick
Killconey: He makes everything gay.
UltimateJaburg53: yeah
rqbumbershoot: Barry Ween was pretty good.
rqbumbershoot: But other than that, you're right.
pigirondb: point?
Killconey: About everything being gay?
UltimateJaburg53: gay?
Killconey: Gay.
captainsammitch: t3h gh3y?
UltimateJaburg53: Ohhhh
pigirondb: quit doing that mitch
UltimateJaburg53: thx sams lols
captainsammitch: lols
captainsammitch: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
UltimateJaburg53: ;p
ultimateradness: gay is happy
UltimateJaburg53: Yes
Killconey: Not when winnik does it.
Killconey: Some gay is alright.
UltimateJaburg53: I went to Coney Island with my dad that was a gay olds time
Killconey: Like the Kyle's friend in the Green Lantern who got his ass kicked.
pigirondb: barry ween was published by oni
Killconey: That guy was cool.
pigirondb: kyle had gay friends and is now ion
ultimateradness: dean ween
UltimateJaburg53: I ate my share of weiners that day
pigirondb: ion...oni
pigirondb: conspiracy
Killconey: Ooo...
pigirondb: ?
captainsammitch: intriguing
Killconey: Conspiracy.
Killconey: Ooo...
UltimateJaburg53: conspiracy now!
captainsammitch: It's a trap!
rexstardust99: yeah
pigirondb: i have a bad feeling about this
Killconey: Admiral Ackbar, "It's a trap!"
UltimateJaburg53: Trust me
WiuJeremy80 has left the room.
rqbumbershoot: Nevah!
ultimateradness: Nevada Kid
rexstardust99: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UltimateJaburg53: Jers?
pigirondb: move along
Killconey: Another one bits the dust.
captainsammitch: Rise, Lord Vader.
pigirondb: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
UltimateJaburg53: He hates us all.
captainsammitch: Rise, Lord Vader.
Killconey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
rexstardust99: I bet jeremy was cyberfucking with elisa.
captainsammitch: Rise, Lord Vader.
Killconey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ultimateradness: the secret to a long life is trying not to shorten it
captainsammitch: Rise, Lord Vader.
Killconey: Dude, this will get old quickly.
captainsammitch: ok ok ok stopping stopping
captainsammitch: stopping
captainsammitch: ok
captainsammitch: moment's over
pigirondb: mitch has that effect
ultimateradness: a hundred and fifty pure bred sons of bitches against you
Killconey: Tell me about it.
captainsammitch: it's true
rqbumbershoot: It's damn true!
ultimateradness: Jack Bouregard
rexstardust99: jack off
ultimateradness: you'll be in the history books!
ultimateradness: and you'll be down here on earth reading 'em
ultimateradness: while I'm up there playin' on a harp.
ultimateradness: what movie's that?
ultimateradness: Me? oh, I'm nobody.
UltimateJaburg53: I don't know
rexstardust99: uschis babbling again.
UltimateJaburg53: I don't think I seen it
ultimateradness: "My Name is Nobody" watch it
Killconey: I don't think so either.
Killconey: Ok.
rexstardust99: or what?
ultimateradness: 1973 cowboy flick with Henry Fonda
UltimateJaburg53: Plot Outline: A young, easygoing gunman (Hill) worships and competes with an old gunfighter (Fonda) who only wants to retire.
Killconey: Sounds cool.
ultimateradness: yeah but the way he fishes is fuckin' hilarious.
ultimateradness: he puts a cricket on the water and holds up a big stick
ultimateradness: waits for a fish to bite at the cricket
ultimateradness: WHAMMO!
captainsammitch: heh
Killconey: Ha!
ultimateradness: what's in it?
ultimateradness: I figure it's a bomb.
ultimateradness: what'd you bring me that for?!
ultimateradness: a horse.
ultimateradness: how many horses you want to take it back?
ultimateradness: Oh, none. It's my pleasure. -he don't want it!
ultimateradness: *boom*
captainsammitch: annnnnnnnnnd chat death
ultimateradness: well, it was a bomb
rexstardust99: uschi killed the chat.
rqbumbershoot: She needs to be spanked!
rqbumbershoot: I volunteer for it!
rexstardust99: yeah
Killconey: I thought the bomb killed the chat.
ultimateradness: oh yes! all of us need to be thoroughly punished!
rexstardust99: ok
Killconey: And then, the oral sex!
captainsammitch: I can defeat them! There's only 150 of them!
rqbumbershoot: Yes!
ultimateradness: can't I just have a little temptation?
captainsammitch: peril
ultimateradness: right
ultimateradness: I lost the dvd
captainsammitch: "No ,it's too perilous
Killconey: That sucks.
Killconey: That dvd is dynamite.
captainsammitch: indeed
rqbumbershoot: INDEEEEEED!
ultimateradness: yes. I didn't even get to watch the lego version yet.
captainsammitch: woohoo
Killconey: NOOOOO!!!
Killconey: That's the best part1
ultimateradness: I might have to re-buy it
captainsammitch: why can't I turn this damn movie off?!?
Killconey: The good news is they came out with an even deluxer version.
rexstardust99: What movie are you talking about?
Killconey: You might get a better one.
captainsammitch: Sphere
ultimateradness: oooh!
Killconey: Sammitch, do I need to come back there and turn the tv off for you?
ultimateradness: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
rexstardust99: oh
captainsammitch: no it's ok
rexstardust99: I really need to watch those movie.s
rexstardust99: movies.
david finn 13 has entered the room.
rexstardust99: everyone be quiet now.
david finn 13: I missed you all.
rexstardust99: maybe he'll leave again.
captainsammitch: DAVE MAMA
pigirondb: un huh
david finn 13: Except Rex.
rexstardust99: :-(
david finn 13: I hit him right in the face.
captainsammitch: IN THE FACE!
ultimateradness: with what?
captainsammitch: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
david finn 13: Pie.
david finn 13: You dirty minds.
pigirondb: ughhhh
Killconey: What kind of pie
pigirondb: key lime
ultimateradness: I like key lime
Killconey: Ooo...
Killconey: Tasty...
ultimateradness: lemon merangue is also good
captainsammitch: I think I need to change contacts soon - the ones I just took out are kinda grey
Killconey: Also true.
Killconey: Sammitch, we're talking about tasty things.
pigirondb: banana cream
ultimateradness: yes, change them,
Killconey: Like banana cream.
pigirondb: coconut cream
ultimateradness: if you leave old contacts too long you can get eye diseases
rexstardust99: I'm gonna go now.
rexstardust99: I'm tired as fuck.
rexstardust99: And drunk.
pigirondb: and drunk?
rexstardust99: Can't keep up anymore.
david finn 13: How would you know Rex?
Killconey: Usually tired and fucking don't mix.
Killconey: Can
rqbumbershoot: I used to have contacts; I need to get a new pair....
rexstardust99: fuck you dave mama.
david finn 13: HAH!!!
captainsammitch: pwn3d!
ultimateradness: I haven't used contacts since Monday
ultimateradness: because I was sick
pigirondb: i hate contacts
pigirondb: horrible jodie foster movie
ultimateradness: heh
david finn 13: Is Rex gone yet? Can we talk about him?
rexstardust99: no
david finn 13: Shit.
Killconey: He's hiding in the shadows.
pigirondb: why wait?
rqbumbershoot: "I waited through the whole movie to see an alien, and it was her goddamn father!"
david finn 13: I mean, good! I like Rex around here!
captainsammitch: heh
pigirondb: tah in da win
pigirondb: taaahhh in da win
ultimateradness: whu?
pigirondb: nell
pigirondb: another dumb foster movie
rexstardust99 has left the room.
ultimateradness: rex is a sock pervert.
rqbumbershoot: Yes.
david finn 13: He's a rapist of tubesocks.
rqbumbershoot: He's a sockophiliac.
pigirondb: cotton is the fabric of his life
captainsammitch: sockfuckery
ultimateradness: don't say that!
Killconey: Well, that seemed to get a load off of everyone's chest.
pigirondb: oh yeah he prefers wool
rqbumbershoot: Uschi, will you be the sock to my rex?
ultimateradness: if he comes to live in colorado I might have to move to Uzbekistan
pigirondb: secret agent 100% wool
captainsammitch: ooze-bekistan
captainsammitch: burlap if he's feeling rough
pigirondb: sock ooze?
ultimateradness: ribbed for her pleasure
david finn 13: Killconey: Well, that seemed to get a load off of everyone's chest.(And probably onto - into - some socks.)
pigirondb: gah
Killconey: You'll have to speak for yourself there.
Killconey: I'm actually not wearing socks.
captainsammitch: me either
pigirondb: used them already?
david finn 13: Killconey AND Sammitch? Is that considered an orgy?
david finn 13: Do they re-enact scenes from Brokeback Mountain in the comfort of their home?
pigirondb: orgy of the brain dead?
david finn 13: pigirondb: orgy of the brain dead? (Wakka wakka)
ultimateradness: neevermind
pigirondb: they skip the pudding part completely
pigirondb: and get right to breaking backs
Killconey: Nah.
ultimateradness: pudding is awesome
Killconey: If I were gay, I still wouldn't do Sammitch.
david finn 13: Which one is Heath Ledger and which one is Jake Gyllen...Jylly...Jello...Jake Gooniegoogoo?
Killconey: One's a cowboy and the other is a cowboy.
pigirondb: Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the nightYeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
ultimateradness: I like cowboys...
pigirondb: cowboy style?
captainsammitch has left the room.
pigirondb: mitch was getting horny
ultimateradness: I ... i don't know.
david finn 13: Killconey leaves in 3...2...1...
ultimateradness: now?
david finn 13: DON'T GO DR. TRAN!!!
david finn 13: STAY!!!
pigirondb: blast offffffffffffffff
david finn 13: WE WANT YOU HERE!!!
rqbumbershoot: I'll be your cowboy, uschi....
david finn 13: DON'T JUMP!!!
david finn 13: I'll let Bunny ride the white pony.
ultimateradness: Cowboy hats are probably one of the coolest hats ever.
pigirondb: lexa doig
Killconey: I'm staying.
pigirondb: that's a funny name
david finn 13: Killconey: I'm staying. (YAY!!!)
Killconey: Sammitch has his own room and his own computer.
Killconey: I need no Sammitches.
pigirondb: dave mama is like 2 sammitches
pigirondb: double your pleasure
ultimateradness: I had a sandwich the other day
Killconey: Those are tasty depending on the kind.
ultimateradness: it was toasted cheese
david finn 13: Pig-Dave fantasizes about me more than I thought...=-O
pigirondb: honey ham, swis, mayo, cracked wheat bread
pigirondb: yes
Killconey: Man...
rqbumbershoot: Owner of a Lonely Heart!
Killconey: I'm stuck with peanut butter and marshmellow.
pigirondb: fluff?
ultimateradness: I like peanutbutter and fluff sandwiches!
Killconey: Yeah.
Killconey: They're tasty, but variety would be nice every now and again.
Killconey: Alas, I live in a bachelor pad and their is nothing but alcohol and condiments in the fridge.
ultimateradness: yes well, Mom's allergic to peanuts so I haven't had one in about a yhear
Killconey: That sucks.
rqbumbershoot has left the room.
ultimateradness: fine! fuck off then!
Killconey: People are just dropping like flies!
ultimateradness: it is late.
Killconey: That's true.
ultimateradness: many true things exist.
david finn 13: I know it's late. I know you're Uschi. I know your plans don't include me...
Killconey: Perhaps if I was in these chats more often, I would get bored and leave sooner.
ultimateradness: I have plans?
david finn 13: You'd run away screaming, Killconey. I know I do.
david finn 13: ultimateradness: I have plans?(Yes...and they don't include me)
ultimateradness: what are my plans?
pigirondb: holy shit
pigirondb: ttp://www.sonystyle.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/eCS/Store/en/-/USD/SY_DisplayProductInformation-Start?CategoryName=tv_flatpanel_26"to42"&ProductSKU=KLVS32A10&INT=sstyle-tv_FlatPanelTVs-catpfeature-KLVS32A10
pigirondb: bad ass w/pc hookup
david finn 13: ultimateradness: what are my plans? (Dunno...but they don't include me)
ultimateradness: maybe they DO...
david finn 13: Don't tease...that'd break my widdle heart
ultimateradness: okay country singing hack!
david finn 13: Nuh-uh! I'm a classic rock singing hack!
ultimateradness: Achy-breaky heart?
david finn 13: Oh - I thought you meant that "I know it's late" comeent.
Killconey: I just don't think he'd understand.
david finn 13: I'd never quote Billy Ray Cyrus. But I'd punch him in the throat for your love.
ultimateradness: I am chemically imbalanced
Killconey: Huzzah!
ultimateradness: hippy.
Killconey: But I bathed today...
ultimateradness: sometimes everyone baths together
ultimateradness: those are the happy times
Killconey: Mmm...
Killconey: One great and glorious day...
ultimateradness: tank girl bathes with friends
ultimateradness: tank girl is good comic goodness
Killconey: Indeed.
david finn 13: I go now...good night Killconey. Good night, sweet Uschi.
Killconey: Night.
ultimateradness: hasta la pasta
david finn 13 has left the room.
Killconey: The chat is dying all around.
ultimateradness: it is late.
Killconey: Yeah.
Killconey: What time do you usually crash?
ultimateradness: depends
ultimateradness: I ewas cleaning my room so my bed is covered in stuff
ultimateradness: so I have to work to get to bed
ultimateradness: so probably late
Killconey: Yeah.
Killconey: I've got clean clothes all over mine from not folding them.
Killconey: So I'm procrastinating.
ultimateradness: somehow that makes sense.
Killconey: Yeah.
ultimateradness: I just saw an obscure referance to "spunge"
ultimateradness: a band
ultimateradness: I only mention this because ten or so years ago
ultimateradness: my sister, in college at the time, ran the bowling alley they played at during a tour
Killconey: Where did you see it?
ultimateradness: online webcomic
ultimateradness: 21deadmonkies
Killconey: And I'm spent.
Killconey: My clothes are moved and I wish you goodnight Uschi.
Killconey has left the room.
ultimateradness: okay. hasta la pasta
ultimateradness has left the room.
pigirondb: later
pigirondb has left the room.
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
UltimateJaburg53: Whoa