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Don't tel him about the tree fort.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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What's up, bitches? No one invites me anymore...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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gayest chat ever UltimateJaburg53 (11:15:12 PM) has entered the room. rexstardust99 (11:15:13 PM) has entered the room. pigirondb (11:15:13 PM) has entered the room. SneakyBunny52 (11:15:13 PM) has entered the room. Invitation result for buddy titties : titties is not available. UltimateJaburg53 (11:15:27 PM): Sneakypoo pigirondb (11:15:42 PM): ewwwwwwwwww SneakyBunny52 (11:16:05 PM): burgnums pigirondb (11:20:09 PM): But first he was stripped and then he was stabbed By faceless men, well, fuckers He still stands pigirondb (11:28:40 PM): jesus, bll toucher : the game...idiot UltimateJaburg53 (11:29:01 PM): Whoa SneakyBunny52 (11:29:08 PM): shit UltimateJaburg53 (11:29:18 PM): I like Ball Toucher pigirondb (11:29:23 PM): how gay is that guy pigirondb (11:30:26 PM): i guess that wa sjust a rhetorical thingie question thing UltimateJaburg53 (11:30:57 PM): Yeah SneakyBunny52 (11:32:00 PM): if i wanna touch balls i'd go to a gay bar pigirondb (11:32:48 PM): Little Sneaky's on the up, looking for a get-away Roby tries to bring her down, she's lookin' for another way Little Sneaky's on the up, headin' for the spotlightsRoby finally gets up, lookin' for some quiet night pigirondb (11:33:36 PM): And the music makes her feel so hot Ooh and she'll smile for the camera with all she's got Don't bring her down, she's a lot like youShe'll be richer by far if her dreams come true Little Sneaky's on the up SneakyBunny52 (11:35:21 PM): shuddup pig and go watch your bitch onleno UltimateJaburg53 (11:35:35 PM): Salma on Leno? pigirondb (11:35:45 PM): on leno? SneakyBunny52 (11:35:53 PM): i believe so pigirondb (11:36:25 PM): holy fuck pigirondb (11:36:33 PM): thanks sneaks pigirondb (11:36:46 PM): i'll go prepare a sock pigirondb (11:36:57 PM): socksalma SneakyBunny52 (11:37:07 PM): haha SneakyBunny52 (11:37:50 PM): salma del calcetÃn pigirondb (11:37:58 PM): yes pigirondb (11:39:07 PM): die Socke von Salma pigirondb (11:41:52 PM): jaburg we need a poll SneakyBunny52 (11:42:10 PM): for what? pigirondb (11:42:17 PM): hah... UltimateJaburg53 (11:42:24 PM): For Salma to dance on! pigirondb (11:42:33 PM): if you had to have sex with agay gay besides rob pigirondb (11:42:44 PM): hhaha pigirondb (11:43:19 PM): jim, klint, matter, pjp, joemama, paul mandrel, whomod pigirondb (11:43:24 PM): hahhaha pigirondb (11:43:46 PM): come on pigirondb (11:44:07 PM): oh, and sammitch pigirondb (11:44:18 PM): oh and jeremy pigirondb (11:44:28 PM): do it UltimateJaburg53 (11:45:10 PM): I cannot pigirondb (11:45:17 PM): fucker UltimateJaburg53 (11:45:30 PM): I know SneakyBunny52 (11:45:31 PM): fuck then i will pigirondb (11:45:40 PM): thank you sneaky SneakyBunny52 (11:45:47 PM): i need more shit toget me to 10,000 pigirondb (11:45:53 PM): me too UltimateJaburg53 (11:45:54 PM): heh pigirondb (11:47:06 PM): make sure sammitch is on there..hah UltimateJaburg53 (11:47:25 PM): Poor Phil pigirondb (11:47:32 PM): hahah SneakyBunny52 (11:51:04 PM): disco? pigirondb (11:54:08 PM): sammitch UltimateJaburg53 (11:54:54 PM): Yeah pigirondb (11:58:34 PM): i see no poll SneakyBunny52 (12:00:08 AM): look again
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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captainsammitch: peace sneakybunny52: tootles snookums captainsammitch: heh captainsammitch: night captainsammitch has left the room. Killconey: So my Dr. Rummer is a bad idea? sneakybunny52: eh no sneakybunny52: its good sneakybunny52: needed more rum Killconey: Gotcha. Killconey: Well... time to hit the old dusty trail... Jerballs1380: vanilla coke and rum is good Killconey: That's true. Cookiefiend2001 has left the room. Killconey: So long suckas! Killconey has left the room. Jerballs1380: and then there were 4 rexstardust99: I bet their gonna do it. sneakybunny52: i bet they have an orgy or something Jerballs1380: fuck sneakybunny52: i'd rather not Jerballs1380: ok Jerballs1380 has left the room
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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PJPGYRO: rex they are having an intervention for you rexstardust99: I saw. PJPGYRO: who is Jester Joker? Glacier16: not me PJPGYRO: he sent me an anonymous email PJPGYRO: showing me old Oakley threads Glacier16: heh PJPGYRO: yeah PJPGYRO: I'm going to be Administrator soon Glacier16: i hope! rexstardust99: Is all that stuff serious? Glacier16: yes Glacier16: did you think it was a joke? Glacier16: it's not Glacier16: its about real people and real life rexstardust99: yeah rexstardust99: I know rob was thinking about putting TK in charge a while ago, but thats when he left for a while. rexstardust99: . Glacier16: ... rexstardust99: My AIM is freezing up again. rexstardust99: Later. OnlineHost: rexstardust99 has left the room. PJPGYRO: when I'm in charge rex PJPGYRO: I will ban you an hour each day PJPGYRO: but you'll never know which hour Glacier16: hahahaha PJPGYRO: it'll be different every time PJPGYRO: where did he go PJPGYRO: he believes it Glacier16: his AIM sucks PJPGYRO: what a dummy PJPGYRO: whats new jeff Glacier16: nothing! Glacier16: yeah! PJPGYRO: you never did tell me what glacier does for a living Glacier16: and I never will PJPGYRO: heh Glacier16: ;P PJPGYRO: (porn star) PJPGYRO: drug dealer Glacier16: hmmmmmmmmm PJPGYRO: nah PJPGYRO: couldn't be PJPGYRO: could it Glacier16: nah Glacier16: I own a greek restaurant PJPGYRO: all this time you were my mentor PJPGYRO: and I never knew it PJPGYRO: gotts post more comic reviews PJPGYRO: see ya JLA OnlineHost: PJPGYRO has left the room.
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Didn't save the conversation, but I chatted with Rex about his current living situation. He got a job at the same place he was last summer.
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rexstardust99: great rexstardust99: Now I'm stuck in here with you. TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhhhhh TheElisaPrincess: what shall we do to pass the time ;p rexstardust99: heh rexstardust99: We can always pass the time by not saying anything. rexstardust99: Thats always fun. rexstardust99: I found a thread that you'd like - http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Number/696431#696431TheElisaPrincess: evil rexy rexstardust99: UltimateJaburg53: heh TheElisaPrincess: howd you fidn it rexstardust99: Its in the random chat forum. rexstardust99: Near the top. rexstardust99: Will you be contributing to it? UltimateJaburg53: Hey I think Beardguy may be gay rexstardust99: Really? UltimateJaburg53: Maybe rexstardust99: He's a flamer. TheElisaPrincess: lil late rexys rexstardust99: For what? TheElisaPrincess: sneaky pierced TheElisaPrincess: shes frekain insane rexstardust99: so? TheElisaPrincess: dang TheElisaPrincess: you dont do that there rexstardust99: Some women like it. TheElisaPrincess: yucks rexstardust99: I had a friend that had hers pierced and it got her off all the time. Especially in cars. rexstardust99: And kind of vibration got her off. TheElisaPrincess: you can get off vibrationw ise without that crap TheElisaPrincess has left the room. rexstardust99: She went to go try it. SneakyBunny52 has entered the room. UltimateJaburg53: Hi Sneaky SneakyBunny52: hi burg UltimateJaburg53: Elisa got all hot and bothered over your piercing SneakyBunny52: haha rexstardust99: I should post that part of the chat.
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right now me and jaburg are trying to help a very drunk pig iron sign up for myspace.
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... Is he having trouble figuring out which mouse button to use? Heh. That'd suck... being wasted and not knowing which button to push using something like a six-button mouse, or maybe playing a game and using a pad/joystick... I'd pay to watch that, though.
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rex said: right now me and jaburg are trying to help a very drunk pig iron sign up for myspace.
That's aweshome...make sure Pig-Dave adds me as a friend.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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rex said: right now me and jaburg are trying to help a very drunk pig iron sign up for myspace.
That's aweshome...make sure Pig-Dave adds me as a friend.
It took that drunken fool about three hours to figure it out. He wanted to post a comment on my page, but he first sent it as a bulletin, then a message, and finally a comment.
I would have saved the chat but my internet connection crapped out on me and I lost it.
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Jerballs1380 has entered the room. Jerballs1380: rex! rexstardust99: BALLS! Jerballs1380: I have a date this weekend! Jerballs1380: two actually rexstardust99: Each hand? Jerballs1380: yeah!
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rexstardust99: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Jerballs1380: wait no Jerballs1380: a girl from work and a girl from class pigirondb: hah Jerballs1380: :-D pigirondb: so do they like math?
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------------------------------------------------ Start of rkmbs buffer: Sat Apr 22 00:10:13 2006 [23:10] theelisaprincess: SNEAKYS! [23:10] ultimatejaburg53: Bunnys! [23:10] theelisaprincess: dang it [23:10] glacier16: ha! [23:10] theelisaprincess: why when im cleaning..........hold up [23:11] rexstardust99: What are you cleaning for? [23:11] SneakyBunny52: eh, when your done come here [23:11] glacier16: Heh [23:11] SneakyBunny52: i have dishes up theass tha tneed to be warshed [23:11] theelisaprincess: i have no idea rex :P [23:11] theelisaprincess: just cuz its a friday and im like, "oh my gosh i should clean ;P" [23:11] rexstardust99: Make sure you have clean sheets. [23:11] glacier16: Oh snap! [23:12] theelisaprincess: hey at least you didnt say socks [23:12] theelisaprincess: i was gonna be worried [23:12] rexstardust99: >:o [23:12] glacier16: Heh [23:12] SneakyBunny52: i'm sure he's looted all of urs by now [23:12] pigirondb: hahah [23:13] glacier16: Hehehe, watermelons [23:14] glacier16: wtf [23:14] pigirondb: yeah [23:14] SneakyBunny52: :P [23:16] rexstardust99: yeah [23:16] *** rexstardust99 has left the chat. [23:16] SneakyBunny52: YAY [23:17] *** rqbumbershoot has joined the chat. [23:17] glacier16: Snarf! [23:18] rqbumbershoot: Glacys! [23:18] *** rexstardust99 has joined the chat. [23:18] glacier16: BJ! [23:18] rqbumbershoot: Rexers! [23:18] rexstardust99: AIM was going really show. [23:18] rexstardust99: Damn ads. [23:18] SneakyBunny52: damn ads [23:18] rqbumbershoot: Sneakys! [23:19] glacier16: Shannon and kid! [23:19] pigirondb: i believe in freedom [23:19] rqbumbershoot: Glacys [23:19] rqbumbershoot: Piggys! [23:19] SneakyBunny52: yes [23:19] pigirondb: yeah [23:19] SneakyBunny52: i've stuck a wireless keyboard up my hoo hoo shoot [23:19] rqbumbershoot: Owner of a Lonely Heart! [23:19] pigirondb: is baby typing? [23:20] SneakyBunny52: IT TICKLES! [23:20] glacier16: Gosh! [23:20] SneakyBunny52: IDIOT! [23:20] rexstardust99: glacier, invite everyone on your list. [23:21] glacier16: They are all away [23:21] glacier16: or "their software doesn't support chat" [23:21] rexstardust99: marlene and karla are on, but idle. [23:21] glacier16: or they turn me down :( [23:21] rexstardust99: loser [23:21] glacier16: Ohhh, I don't got Karla [23:21] rexstardust99: monkeykarla [23:21] rexstardust99: Thats her name [23:22] theelisaprincess: ohhhhhhh someone turned ya down huh [23:22] theelisaprincess: krlas [23:22] theelisaprincess: klintons siter? [23:22] rexstardust99: no, its klinton [23:22] theelisaprincess: sneaks............hows everything with you? [23:22] rexstardust99: its his alt id. [23:22] glacier16: There's Elisa, Wed, UJ, reax!, Snarf, CJ, BJ, Sneaky, Chewy, Disco Steve, Kathleen, Anonmous One, pigsy, dave the wonder boy and marlene [23:22] theelisaprincess: shutup rex :p [23:22] rqbumbershoot: ELISAS!! [23:22] glacier16: It is Klinton! [23:23] theelisaprincess: snarf invited me in here [23:23] theelisaprincess: LOSER [23:23] theelisaprincess: where are you? [23:23] glacier16: Hah! [23:23] theelisaprincess: SnARFILYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:23] theelisaprincess: donde esta? [23:23] rqbumbershoot: I did not invite you here. [23:23] theelisaprincess: yes you did [23:23] rqbumbershoot: Not tonight, anyway. [23:23] theelisaprincess: it showed you did [23:23] theelisaprincess: im not that crax [23:23] theelisaprincess: awwwwwwwwwwww [23:23] glacier16: Did you change it Elisa? [23:23] theelisaprincess: i coulda sworn it was you [23:23] rexstardust99: I invited you. [23:23] rqbumbershoot: I sent you an invite to the chat a few days ago... [23:23] rexstardust99: How dare you mistake me for snarf. [23:23] theelisaprincess: change what? [23:23] glacier16: Grrrrs [23:23] glacier16: you know what [23:24] theelisaprincess: *clueless* [23:24] rexstardust99: yes [23:24] glacier16: >:o [23:24] SneakyBunny52: LOLs [23:24] rexstardust99: whoa! [23:24] rexstardust99: That made noise! [23:24] pigirondb: elisa turned down my chat request..bitch [23:24] rqbumbershoot: Actually, rex, I'm the one who should be offended at elisas mistake. [23:24] rexstardust99: But she's my cyber stalker. [23:25] rexstardust99: She should remember this kind of thing. [23:25] SneakyBunny52: heh [23:25] theelisaprincess: baby i was in here [23:25] theelisaprincess: how would i be turning it down? [23:25] glacier16: ;P [23:26] theelisaprincess: snarfs you offended bym? [23:26] theelisaprincess: me oopsy [23:26] theelisaprincess: NOOOOOOOOO [23:26] theelisaprincess: im just the girl who offends [23:26] theelisaprincess: offendeth sounds better :P [23:26] rexstardust99: yup [23:27] theelisaprincess: why bother glac.......your not gonna make it that far ;) [23:27] glacier16: huh? [23:27] theelisaprincess: uhuh..........its okay..not all of us can be fast like me :P [23:27] glacier16: dot dot dot [23:27] rexstardust99: I think she's off her crazy pills again. [23:27] theelisaprincess: nope.....never been saner [23:28] theelisaprincess: loramax is awesome [23:28] rexstardust99: sure crazy sure [23:28] theelisaprincess: thats not what you were callin me last night :p [23:28] pigirondb: so elisa, if we were having sex and i slid out and when i slid it back in i crammed it up your pooper instead would you be mad/upset? [23:29] glacier16: =-O [23:29] rexstardust99: WHOA! [23:29] rexstardust99: She pissed when I did it. [23:29] theelisaprincess: hrm..........considering i havent done either before and the second would hurt worse the first id be pissed [23:29] theelisaprincess: whatever rexs [23:29] theelisaprincess: you never even made it past first base [23:29] rexstardust99: damn [23:30] pigirondb: well I'm just covering all the bases Glacy hasn't [23:30] theelisaprincess: if you climaxed me once............itd be easier to get me off but i dont know.....not a big ass kinda girl, grosses me out [23:30] pigirondb: i said it would be accidental [23:30] rqbumbershoot: Is... is Elisa talking about climaxing??? =-O [23:30] theelisaprincess: hwo do you accidentally slide out of a girl? [23:30] theelisaprincess: it takes effort [23:30] pigirondb: not really [23:30] theelisaprincess: cuz if your that turned on to be in her it would take a huge amount of self control [23:31] pigirondb: okaaaayyy [23:31] SneakyBunny52: uh no [23:31] theelisaprincess: id slap ya to hell though if you ruined the first one :P [23:31] theelisaprincess: sneaks [23:31] theelisaprincess: see [23:31] theelisaprincess: ask her [23:31] theelisaprincess: she knows more than id o [23:31] glacier16: heh [23:31] rexstardust99: What if he came on your stomach? [23:31] SneakyBunny52: how the hell did i get on elisas side? [23:32] pigirondb: i dunno [23:32] theelisaprincess: stomach [23:32] theelisaprincess: come on.........if your gonna go that far [23:33] pigirondb: i could make it to the mouth [23:33] theelisaprincess: youand stomachs [23:33] theelisaprincess: okay that could genuinly make sense [23:33] theelisaprincess: pigsy oopsy [23:33] theelisaprincess: but coming on ag irls stomach? that just.....naw freakin way..... [23:34] pigirondb: better than the sheets [23:34] rexstardust99: heh [23:34] pigirondb: who wants the wet spot [23:34] rexstardust99: better then her face [23:34] pigirondb: nah [23:34] SneakyBunny52: get her in the ear [23:34] theelisaprincess: but then youd have to clean it off before yall did anything else [23:34] SneakyBunny52: gum up the works [23:34] theelisaprincess: ear? [23:34] theelisaprincess: ewww [23:34] pigirondb: that's what your tongue is for elisa [23:35] theelisaprincess: my toungue? thought you were pituring cj naked and not me ;) [23:35] SneakyBunny52: yeah elisa [23:35] SneakyBunny52: tastes like asparagus [23:35] theelisaprincess: im so grossed out................i feel like im in sixth grade all overagain [23:35] rexstardust99: Your grossed out by this? [23:36] theelisaprincess: parts of it [23:36] theelisaprincess: porn king :p [23:36] rexstardust99: yes [23:36] pigirondb: no she's thinking about how the sixth graders hadn't gone through puberty yet [23:36] theelisaprincess: what if rex=jla [23:36] rexstardust99: no [23:36] theelisaprincess: oh nooooooooo [23:36] SneakyBunny52: i'd love to watch elisa cry over girl on girl [23:36] glacier16: Yeah, what if.............. [23:36] pigirondb: yes [23:36] theelisaprincess: hahahaha......... [23:36] theelisaprincess: wow that kinda ruins it fo rme :P [23:37] pigirondb: i'v ebeen hitting on two bi-sexual lesbians...sorta [23:37] theelisaprincess: in reality or fantasy :p [23:37] pigirondb: reality [23:37] pigirondb: i said sorta [23:38] SneakyBunny52: fantasy, reality their fromt eh rotary club [23:38] pigirondb: exactly [23:38] pigirondb: well, actually they are 22 and 23 [23:38] theelisaprincess: what happened to the getting married/settling down pigsy fantasy [23:38] rexstardust99: pics please [23:39] glacier16: HAHAH [23:39] pigirondb: texas is 700 miles away [23:39] theelisaprincess: i remember a time............ [23:39] theelisaprincess: ohhhhhhh im surprised i still exist to you [23:39] theelisaprincess: a roadtrip which you coulda taken several times by now :) [23:39] glacier16: not for all of us Pigsy :P [23:39] rqbumbershoot: I'm betting he had that fantasy, then along came the lesbians.... [23:39] pigirondb: that was 1 year ago B.G. [23:39] theelisaprincess: hahaha not for all of us [23:39] theelisaprincess: thats awesome [23:39] theelisaprincess: Bg [23:40] theelisaprincess: ? [23:40] theelisaprincess: before glacy????????? hahahahaha [23:40] glacier16: heh [23:40] rexstardust99: HAHA [23:40] theelisaprincess: funniest thing youve said all night :p [23:40] *** rexstardust99 has left the chat. [23:40] theelisaprincess: and unlike some people he hasnt disappeared for sevearl months ;p [23:40] pigirondb: nooooooooooooooooooooo [23:40] theelisaprincess: when i needed him [23:41] *** rexstardust99 has joined the chat. [23:41] glacier16: Someone should invite reax [23:41] pigirondb: when i need you, i just close my eyes [23:41] rqbumbershoot: I'm always here when you need me, elisa. [23:41] theelisaprincess: before or after you degrade my hotness for all to see pigsy :p [23:41] theelisaprincess: awwww snarfs thats sweet [23:41] rexstardust99: no, thats gay [23:41] theelisaprincess: and how many times have you called me the past year? [23:41] pigirondb: see, that's why i liked you with a few extra pounds [23:41] theelisaprincess: oh yeah........ZERO [23:41] pigirondb: you weren't so uppity [23:41] theelisaprincess: 116 is nice [23:42] pigirondb: simmer down now [23:42] theelisaprincess: and i still gotta sahpe up [23:42] theelisaprincess: shape oopsy [23:42] SneakyBunny52: i think you self-degraded yourself with the whole irror shit [23:42] rexstardust99: elisa is hot how she is. [23:42] rexstardust99: She looks better now. [23:42] theelisaprincess: THANK YOU [23:42] pigirondb: fuck off rex [23:42] rexstardust99: no [23:42] theelisaprincess: hahaha pigsy [23:42] theelisaprincess: you didnt think i was hot till the skirt picture [23:42] rqbumbershoot: I've called you zero times? [23:42] theelisaprincess: no snarf i was talkin pigs [23:42] rqbumbershoot: Elisa is muy, muy hot! [23:43] pigirondb: you were always cute [23:43] theelisaprincess: hell no [23:43] theelisaprincess: cute???????? [23:43] theelisaprincess: cute? [23:43] pigirondb: cute is better than hot [23:43] rexstardust99: pig iron is too busy trying to get batwomans phone number. [23:43] theelisaprincess: cute is susy homemaker [23:43] pigirondb: now really fuck offf [23:43] rexstardust99: elisa is sexy [23:43] pigirondb: rex [23:43] theelisaprincess: not some twenty something teacher chick [23:43] theelisaprincess: who is supposed to be in every guys fantasy anyways..........the whole teacher thing [23:43] theelisaprincess: cute [23:43] rexstardust99: yup [23:43] theelisaprincess: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [23:43] pigirondb: hot and sexy turns ugly at 40 [23:43] pigirondb: cute is forever [23:43] theelisaprincess: cute? [23:44] theelisaprincess: damn pigsy you are drunk [23:44] pigirondb: yep [23:44] pigirondb: nope [23:44] rexstardust99: At least he's honest. [23:44] rexstardust99: or not [23:44] theelisaprincess: alright glac.....i think your totally cute [23:44] theelisaprincess: that do it for ya? :P [23:44] pigirondb: i'm working on getting drunk [23:44] glacier16: Heh [23:44] theelisaprincess: case in point [23:44] rexstardust99: I have a couple beers left. [23:44] theelisaprincess: *wonders why pigsy is getting drunk* [23:44] rexstardust99: I should drink them. [23:45] theelisaprincess: oh noooo the boards will never be the same [23:45] theelisaprincess: cute is forever [23:45] rqbumbershoot: Piggy is always drunk. [23:45] pigirondb: why are you so bitchy lately? [23:46] theelisaprincess: ohhhh im bitchy now am I/ [23:46] pigirondb: i can't help it you hate your job..quit [23:46] theelisaprincess: bitchy cuz you didnt get me [23:46] rexstardust99: I think this is about to turn ugly. [23:46] theelisaprincess: ohhhhhhhhh mr quit my job [23:46] pigirondb: yep [23:46] theelisaprincess: i can, move to ohoi, and my life would be complete :op0 [23:46] theelisaprincess: rexy it has been for a while [23:47] theelisaprincess: since certain people stopped talking to other certain people [23:47] pigirondb: atleast ohio isn't getting annexed by mexico [23:47] theelisaprincess: YET [23:47] rexstardust99: heh [23:47] rqbumbershoot: What? [23:47] pigirondb: and michigan is defending us from canada [23:47] pigirondb: go sneaky [23:48] ultimatejaburg53: Heh [23:48] SneakyBunny52: your all welcome [23:48] rqbumbershoot: PA is defending the rest of the U.S. from New Jersey! [23:48] ultimatejaburg53: Sniff! [23:48] pigirondb: go snarf [23:48] theelisaprincess: awy to change the subject pigsy [23:49] theelisaprincess: i hear dr. phil needs some more people to do therapy on [23:49] pigirondb: hold on [23:49] pigirondb: you just ruined any credibility you had [23:49] ultimatejaburg53: ha [23:49] SneakyBunny52: well we'll sign you up then elisa [23:49] theelisaprincess: crediblity? thats not what you were saying last year mr. ohhhhhhh bathtime sounds so nic e;p [23:49] ultimatejaburg53: Dr. Phil? [23:49] theelisaprincess: me up for therapy??????? i dub pigsy first [23:50] theelisaprincess: ohhhhhh better yet we could have couples therapy [23:50] ultimatejaburg53: What the hell happened while I was away [23:50] ultimatejaburg53: ? [23:50] glacier16: lol [23:50] glacier16: no kiddin' uj [23:50] theelisaprincess: uj you missed pigsy pretending to be jealous i was seeing glac tomorrow [23:50] SneakyBunny52: trust me, you need it more, least pig has a grip on some reality [23:50] theelisaprincess: when hes sober [23:51] ultimatejaburg53: Are you? [23:51] theelisaprincess: oh no i m sooooo drunk right now i cant see straighty :P [23:51] pigirondb: on pills [23:51] ultimatejaburg53: Arn't you "with" Glacier now? [23:51] theelisaprincess: no im not [23:51] pigirondb: i don't need no steenking pills [23:51] pigirondb: yes, she is [23:51] glacier16: heh [23:51] glacier16: no [23:51] theelisaprincess: "with?" like totally ohmy gosh........did you hear that guy use quotesw [23:51] glacier16: yet [23:52] theelisaprincess: so vally girl [23:52] pigirondb: according to rex [23:52] SneakyBunny52: only to get shit she doesn't want but wont return [23:52] theelisaprincess: rex........oh yes my confidont in all things sexual as well [23:52] ultimatejaburg53: I mean you are both the same person of course [23:52] pigirondb: omg! [23:52] glacier16: omg! [23:52] theelisaprincess: hahah..........glad we arent ;) [23:52] ultimatejaburg53: Right, Animalman? [23:52] glacier16: signed, [23:52] glacier16: JeffLA [23:52] theelisaprincess: ANIMALS [23:52] theelisaprincess: where has he been?" [23:52] ultimatejaburg53: Teh Shield is on Spike [23:53] theelisaprincess: hrm............. [23:53] rexstardust99: he ran away. [23:53] theelisaprincess: ignoring me [23:53] theelisaprincess: yeah ran far away [23:53] theelisaprincess: nad hes in texas now i think [23:53] ultimatejaburg53: Gotta get away! [23:53] pigirondb: if we work this right GQ Smoothie will get a spite fuck [23:53] theelisaprincess: he wouldnt get anything out of spite ;) [23:53] theelisaprincess: like SOME people [23:54] pigirondb: who? [23:54] theelisaprincess: ohhhh did i hurt ur feewings [23:54] pigirondb: no, I don't know what you mean? [23:54] theelisaprincess: come on.......even im not that oblivious [23:54] SneakyBunny52: the VD clinic disposed of him, there was no hope [23:54] ultimatejaburg53: Holey crap, is this a fight? [23:54] theelisaprincess: hAHAHA @ sneakys [23:54] rexstardust99: I think so. [23:55] ultimatejaburg53: Fight! Fight! Fight! [23:55] pigirondb: not really [23:55] rexstardust99: damnit. [23:55] theelisaprincess: that would constitute two people actually liking each other to have a fight [23:55] ultimatejaburg53: Fight! Fight! Fight! [23:55] pigirondb: gee thanks pe [23:55] glacier16: http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c15/ChazBell/catfight.gif [23:55] SneakyBunny52: SOMEONE GET EH FUCKIN' JELLO [23:55] theelisaprincess: id yall just shutup long enough for us to there might be something [23:55] theelisaprincess: ohhhhhh pigsy could you do that while your down for aneaks [23:55] theelisaprincess: sneaks oopsy [23:56] SneakyBunny52: god, someone's ont eh rag.... [23:56] pigirondb: what the fuck are you talking about [23:56] theelisaprincess: its okay pigsy some of us can remember what we did earlie rtonight ;P [23:56] pigirondb: if you made any sense I could fight but I can't [23:56] ultimatejaburg53: Those cats are hilarious [23:56] glacier16: yeah [23:56] theelisaprincess: not changing topics uj [23:57] theelisaprincess: not even with kitties involved :P [23:57] rexstardust99: What if pussy was involved? [23:57] theelisaprincess: come on thats so juve nille [23:57] pigirondb: elisa..this is the context of my thoughts tonight [23:57] theelisaprincess: hey miss is pussy involved.......wanna go out with me later [23:57] pigirondb: you have been acting bitchy [23:57] ultimatejaburg53: lols! [23:57] ultimatejaburg53: ;p[ [23:57] theelisaprincess: bitchy? just toward syou at the moment ;) [23:57] glacier16: ;p [23:57] pigirondb: i said you looked good when you weighed more [23:57] theelisaprincess: thats not why and you know it [23:57] ultimatejaburg53: ha! [23:57] pigirondb: i said you looked cute [23:58] theelisaprincess: thats not why either [23:58] theelisaprincess: freakin cute [23:58] SneakyBunny52: elisa has no context to her thoughts, ever [23:58] pigirondb: then you lost your fucking mind [23:58] theelisaprincess: mrhm......this coming from a resident psychologist? [23:58] pigirondb: what else did I say? [23:59] theelisaprincess: its okay pigsy....i did love you once upon a time [23:59] pigirondb: I have the entire chat transcript [23:59] theelisaprincess: ohhhhh which one? [23:59] theelisaprincess: *dum da dum dum* [23:59] pigirondb: this one [23:59] theelisaprincess: ohhhhhhhhhh [23:59] theelisaprincess: thats great [23:59] rexstardust99: Its wrong to keep chats. [23:59] theelisaprincess: how many people on the boards think im crazy? [23:59] pigirondb: no, what did I say [23:59] glacier16: lol reax [23:59] rexstardust99: I'll start a poll. [23:59] ultimatejaburg53: Crazy? [23:59] theelisaprincess: hahah @wrong to keep chats [00:00] rexstardust99: how many people think elisa is crazy. [00:00] theelisaprincess: exactly rex why bother [00:00] SneakyBunny52: we all do [00:00] theelisaprincess: everyone will answer yes [00:00] ultimatejaburg53: I don't think you are crazy [00:00] theelisaprincess: shutup barny [00:00] ultimatejaburg53: I think you do not exist [00:00] pigirondb: i admit i said you were acting like a bitch, but hell you have been [00:00] pigirondb: is that all? [00:00] theelisaprincess: i dont exist huh.......awwww so last night doesnt count for anything? [00:01] theelisaprincess: otherwise you were playing with yourself [00:01] pigirondb: burg??? [00:01] pigirondb: whoah [00:01] ultimatejaburg53: yeah? [00:01] rexstardust99: What the hell? [00:02] pigirondb: elisa..really, quit your job [00:02] pigirondb: go to aprivate school or something [00:03] glacier16: Hah, well...as fun as this has been I got to go. Got a long weekend ahead of me ;-) Ninja vanish! [00:03] *** glacier16 has left the chat. [00:03] ultimatejaburg53: woosh! [00:03] rexstardust99: yeah [00:04] pigirondb: well, anyway [00:04] ultimatejaburg53: Woosh too pig? [00:05] pigirondb: me ...??? no [00:05] ultimatejaburg53: oh [00:05] ultimatejaburg53: ok [00:05] SneakyBunny52: woosh? elisa should clopse her legs [00:05] *** theelisaprincess has left the chat. [00:05] rexstardust99: heh [00:05] pigirondb: elisa is using the restroom or something [00:05] pigirondb: or she realized she's nuts [00:05] pigirondb: what the fuck did I say? jeesus [00:05] rqbumbershoot: You notice how Elisa leaves shortly after glacier does? [00:05] ultimatejaburg53: ha [00:06] rexstardust99: They are gonna do it tomorrow. [00:06] pigirondb: he's consoling her..I said spite fuck..I called it [00:06] SneakyBunny52: like they haven't already [00:06] rexstardust99: LOL :P [00:06] ultimatejaburg53: He's going to make her tap out. [00:06] pigirondb: nah, he got to third base [00:06] ultimatejaburg53: Smelly fingers! [00:06] pigirondb: tomorrow is spite fuck [00:07] pigirondb: lord, so how goes it all? [00:07] pigirondb: snarf, sneak, burg, rex [00:08] rexstardust99: Is anyone going to post this chat? [00:08] rexstardust99: That would be mean, but funny. [00:09] SneakyBunny52: yes End of rkmbs buffer: Sat Apr 22 00:10:13 2006
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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rexstardust99 (1:37:53 AM): Hello PJP junior.david finn 13 (1:37:56 AM): SneakyBunny52 (1:38:16 AM): .Glacier16 (1:38:25 AM): Sorry kids, I'm off to bed. Just got on to make sure a certain someone was finding her way back ok. Night all Glacier16 (1:38:32 AM) has left the room.rexstardust99 (1:38:46 AM): ?david finn 13 (1:39:00 AM): What did that mean?SneakyBunny52 (1:39:06 AM): elisa needed cockdavid finn 13 (1:39:38 AM): Oh...?SneakyBunny52 (1:39:52 AM): well that's what i'm supposing...david finn 13 (1:40:14 AM): Meh, whatever.rexstardust99 (1:40:44 AM): Did he break in elisa for me?SneakyBunny52 (1:40:55 AM): that or..she has a corner to get torexstardust99 (1:41:33 AM): Isn't she supposed to be at church all weekend?SneakyBunny52 (1:41:38 AM): yes...now it will whistleSneakyBunny52 (1:41:53 AM): i dunnodavid finn 13 (1:42:10 AM): Will it whistle to "Sing To Christ, Proclaim His Glory"? Cuz that'david finn 13 (1:42:15 AM): d be coolSneakyBunny52 (1:42:53 AM): Not sure, rumour has it it does Old McDonald quite welldavid finn 13 (1:43:17 AM): It whistles through the gap between its teethrexstardust99 (1:43:26 AM): No, thats uschi.david finn 13 (1:43:42 AM): Shit, that's right.david finn 13 (1:43:52 AM): I've been away from youse too longrexstardust99 (1:44:16 AM): I was out of the loop for two weeks.SneakyBunny52 (1:47:16 AM): ...you really don't have friends, do you?rexstardust99 (1:47:27 AM): rexstardust99 (1:47:34 AM): I was out of the RKMBS loop.SneakyBunny52 (1:48:09 AM): yes, cause that's the most important loop of them alldavid finn 13 (1:48:49 AM): Or at least you have the largest.david finn 13 (1:48:52 AM): Wakka wakkaMonkeyKarla (1:48:53 AM) has entered the room.david finn 13 (1:48:59 AM): (I'm out of practice)
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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MonkeyKarla (1:49:02 AM): hey guysdavid finn 13 (1:49:07 AM): eVENIN'MonkeyKarla (1:49:20 AM): I've been waiting all this time to be invitedMonkeyKarla (1:49:28 AM): hahMonkeyKarla (1:49:36 AM): just kiddingMonkeyKarla (1:49:51 AM): how's it goingdavid finn 13 (1:49:59 AM): Sure you are. Admit it, you've dreamed of this day, haven't you?david finn 13 (1:50:04 AM): I know I have.MonkeyKarla (1:50:09 AM): hahadavid finn 13 (1:50:14 AM): Dreamed of the day I'd be invited.MonkeyKarla (1:50:20 AM): somebody pinch meMonkeyKarla (1:50:37 AM): nah you were just dreaming of medavid finn 13 (1:50:39 AM): Peeeeeeeeeeeeench!!!david finn 13 (1:50:53 AM): MonkeyKarla
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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MonkeyKarla (1:50:57 AM): oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuchMonkeyKarla (1:51:13 AM): now we're both heredavid finn 13 (1:51:14 AM): (Together)david finn 13 (1:51:22 AM): (With Koop-Whip_rexstardust99 (1:51:26 AM): This is really sad.MonkeyKarla (1:51:34 AM): you are jealous?rexstardust99 (1:51:46 AM): norexstardust99 (1:51:50 AM): maybeMonkeyKarla (1:51:59 AM): thought sodavid finn 13 (1:52:52 AM): And a kiddie pool full of that cherry stuff that forms a shell on ice cream...and an air conditioner...MonkeyKarla (1:53:10 AM): talk dirty to me, babyMonkeyKarla (1:53:28 AM): more about the air conditionerMonkeyKarla (1:53:30 AM): haSneakyBunny52 (1:53:55 AM): hahaSneakyBunny52 (1:54:08 AM): yes, check her leakage with your flashlight....david finn 13 (1:54:10 AM): It's a 10,000btu job...perfect for cooling that cherry stuff...and rooms...MonkeyKarla (1:54:18 AM): hahadavid finn 13 (1:54:19 AM): Oh, the cooling power...MonkeyKarla (1:54:34 AM): more baby, moredavid finn 13 (1:54:35 AM): I'd tease you first. I'd set it on low fan.MonkeyKarla (1:55:01 AM): you tease me big daddydavid finn 13 (1:55:03 AM): You'd be saying, "Oh that's so low...higher baby."david finn 13 (1:55:24 AM): But I wouldn't give you the high fan yet. Oh no...I'd make you wait and sweat a little.rexstardust99 (1:55:40 AM): My connection is getting all screwy.rexstardust99 (1:55:46 AM): I'm gonna go now.MonkeyKarla (1:55:58 AM): have fun with your socksrexstardust99 (1:55:58 AM) has left the room.MonkeyKarla (1:56:11 AM): damn he missed itdavid finn 13 (1:56:14 AM): Then, just when a bead of sweat started to trickle down the side of your face...I'd give you the high fan.SneakyBunny52 (1:56:17 AM): if your quiet you can hear the screams of cotton feildsMonkeyKarla (1:56:25 AM): hahadavid finn 13 (1:56:53 AM): That would be cooler...
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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MonkeyKarla (1:56:58 AM): high fan big daddy, give it to meMonkeyKarla (1:57:17 AM): you would keep me warm enoughdavid finn 13 (1:57:52 AM): So I'd finally set that big ol' AC to cold, but only level one.david finn 13 (1:58:10 AM): You'd get the goosebumps for a minute, but not too long.david finn 13 (1:58:41 AM): You'd beg me to go higher...you know my 10,000btu AC goes to 10.david finn 13 (1:58:51 AM): You want it higher...colder.MonkeyKarla (1:59:05 AM): oh babyMonkeyKarla (1:59:36 AM): although I think you may have frozen sneaky alreadyMonkeyKarla (1:59:49 AM): she's not saying muchdavid finn 13 (1:59:53 AM): You beg me to turn it up...you've got sweat on your T-shirt...david finn 13 (2:00:05 AM): So I turn that dial up to 2MonkeyKarla (2:00:11 AM): I'm still wearing a tshirt?!david finn 13 (2:00:18 AM): You moan at the cold...david finn 13 (2:00:39 AM): It's sooooooooooo cold...for about another minute. Not much more.david finn 13 (2:01:06 AM): You can just about leave the room and lose the cool air.david finn 13 (2:01:35 AM): You beg me for more cold...you want it, and you want it circulating.MonkeyKarla (2:02:02 AM): circulate baby, circulate that airSneakyBunny52 (2:02:10 AM): hahadavid finn 13 (2:02:33 AM): You imagine central air, but you know I'm not giving that to you.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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david finn 13 (2:02:43 AM): You get the big BTUMonkeyKarla (2:03:05 AM): come here big BTUdavid finn 13 (2:03:10 AM): Just when you go looking for a cool drink, I hits ya with 3...david finn 13 (2:03:19 AM): Level 3, that is...david finn 13 (2:03:31 AM): You actually shiver at the quick, unexpected chilldavid finn 13 (2:03:50 AM): You tell me, "Oooh, that was chilly!"david finn 13 (2:04:01 AM): I know all about the chilly.david finn 13 (2:04:08 AM): I give you the chilly.david finn 13 (2:04:30 AM): I'm your HVAC man...I can give you the cold, and I can take it away.david finn 13 (2:04:41 AM): You know you're in my power now.SneakyBunny52 (2:06:13 AM): i think she's off dry humping he rice boxdavid finn 13 (2:06:37 AM): Yeah...I have that effect.SneakyBunny52 (2:07:21 AM): Yeah thanks to you i got a huge settlement over tha tshowtime roasterrexstardust99 (2:07:34 AM) has entered the room.david finn 13 (2:07:40 AM): HehSneakyBunny52 (2:07:56 AM): its nto over rexydavid finn 13 (2:08:30 AM): Nope...I've got the AC set to 3. She's been quiet.MonkeyKarla (2:08:38 AM): the rice box just isn't cutting itMonkeyKarla (2:08:43 AM): give me moreMonkeyKarla (2:09:11 AM): my computer was updating, couldn't typedavid finn 13 (2:09:20 AM): You've been away...you don't get the 4 yet. You have to wait.david finn 13 (2:09:28 AM): You get used to the air.david finn 13 (2:09:34 AM): It's not so cold anymore.MonkeyKarla (2:09:40 AM): aw, come on babydavid finn 13 (2:09:43 AM): You're comfortable.david finn 13 (2:10:00 AM): No sweat. But no shivers.david finn 13 (2:10:04 AM): You bad girl.MonkeyKarla (2:10:20 AM): punish me, cool me down babydavid finn 13 (2:10:48 AM): I tell you to make me some soup. You whimper. Soup isn't cold!david finn 13 (2:11:01 AM): You beg to make nice cold gazpacho.david finn 13 (2:11:17 AM): I like the way you say "gazpacho". I hit you with the 4.MonkeyKarla (2:11:40 AM): gazpachooooooooooodavid finn 13 (2:12:09 AM): The quick blast makes your teeth chatter as you repeat "gazpacho".david finn 13 (2:12:23 AM): I like it. I move right to 5.david finn 13 (2:12:37 AM): I'm done massing with you. We're not teasing anymore.MonkeyKarla (2:12:39 AM): GAZPACHOOOOOOOOOOOOdavid finn 13 (2:12:59 AM): I go to the freezer and open the freezer door. david finn 13 (2:13:10 AM): I pull out some home-made popsicles.david finn 13 (2:13:22 AM): They're made from 100% juice. david finn 13 (2:13:26 AM): They're frozen.david finn 13 (2:13:32 AM): Do you like frozen?david finn 13 (2:13:43 AM): Do you want your juice frozen?MonkeyKarla (2:13:47 AM): chatter...cjhatterMonkeyKarla (2:14:06 AM): yeah babydavid finn 13 (2:14:29 AM): I move towards you, waving a fresh cherry popsicle towards your face.david finn 13 (2:14:35 AM): You like the roleplay. MonkeyKarla (2:14:58 AM): i'm squirming with delightdavid finn 13 (2:15:03 AM): You back away from me. Back away from the cherry popsicle we both know you want.david finn 13 (2:15:29 AM): You beg me not to make you eat the cold popsicle in the cold room.MonkeyKarla (2:15:30 AM): cum on, give it to medavid finn 13 (2:15:58 AM): You're shivering mouth says no, but your eyes (and slightly blue skin) say yes.david finn 13 (2:16:22 AM): You press against the wall...against the window...rexstardust99 (2:16:41 AM): I am so going to post this chat.david finn 13 (2:16:59 AM): I lean forward slightly, and just as you're about to accept my cherry fruit-juice goodness...david finn 13 (2:17:24 AM): I reach under your arm and turn the a/c knob to six david finn 13 (2:18:25 AM): That blast of cold air shoots through you. You scream and shiver. Your teeth are chattering a mile a minute.MonkeyKarla (2:18:50 AM): MOOOOOOOOREdavid finn 13 (2:18:51 AM): Are you cold? Did you get a chill?david finn 13 (2:18:59 AM): Tell me you're cold.david finn 13 (2:19:06 AM): Tell me you're cold.david finn 13 (2:19:12 AM): Tell me how cold you are.MonkeyKarla (2:19:13 AM): I am soooooo cold for youMonkeyKarla (2:19:33 AM): so very very colddavid finn 13 (2:19:40 AM): Are you a cold girl?MonkeyKarla (2:19:52 AM): oh yeahdavid finn 13 (2:20:01 AM): Tell me what a cold girl you are.MonkeyKarla (2:20:15 AM): I've been a very cold girldavid finn 13 (2:20:37 AM): Your hand are rubbing your arms in spite of yourself.david finn 13 (2:20:53 AM): I ask you, "Are you trying to...get WARM???"david finn 13 (2:21:09 AM): You deny it...you protest to me...MonkeyKarla (2:21:13 AM): No baby, only you can do thatMonkeyKarla (2:21:22 AM): I'm just...david finn 13 (2:21:25 AM): I think you'd rather be warm...MonkeyKarla (2:21:37 AM): noooooooooodavid finn 13 (2:21:37 AM): I think you'd rather be with the heating guy...MonkeyKarla (2:21:51 AM): I love being coldMonkeyKarla (2:21:59 AM): give me some moredavid finn 13 (2:22:05 AM): I'm offering you my big 10,000btu-ness and your thinking about heat!david finn 13 (2:22:13 AM): Do you like it warm?MonkeyKarla (2:22:16 AM): cool me down babydavid finn 13 (2:22:21 AM): Do you want it room temperature?MonkeyKarla (2:22:42 AM): don't be like thatMonkeyKarla (2:23:06 AM): you know I love you coldness up against my breastessnessdavid finn 13 (2:23:20 AM): I reach towards the knob. I threaten to drop it back to fan
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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david finn 13 (2:31:17 AM): You like 8?SneakyBunny52 (2:31:23 AM): (i didn't save stoopid!)david finn 13 (2:31:27 AM): Do you have goosebumps?MonkeyKarla (2:31:30 AM): I'm gonna touch your knob like it's never been touched beforedavid finn 13 (2:31:49 AM): (I'll send it to you, Bunny)david finn 13 (2:31:57 AM): Are you shivering?david finn 13 (2:32:04 AM): Are you...cold?MonkeyKarla (2:32:14 AM): do you like watching me shiverMonkeyKarla (2:32:48 AM): Do you like making me freezedavid finn 13 (2:32:57 AM): I love seeing you shake...I want you on the complete opposite end of the house and watch you shiver at the cold.david finn 13 (2:33:06 AM): I want your skin blue.MonkeyKarla (2:33:33 AM): Let's go all the way babydavid finn 13 (2:34:01 AM): Your hand is on the knob. I wrap mine around yours and we go to 9 together.MonkeyKarla (2:34:25 AM): oh, I like thatdavid finn 13 (2:34:28 AM): The hair on my arms is standing on end.MonkeyKarla (2:34:35 AM): I'm soooooo very colddavid finn 13 (2:34:40 AM): You hear my teeth chattering near your ear.MonkeyKarla (2:34:53 AM): my nipples were hard back at 2david finn 13 (2:35:16 AM): I hear you whispering about fur coats.david finn 13 (2:35:30 AM): YOu want to run the tub and skate on it...you know what I like.david finn 13 (2:36:29 AM): Through clenched chattering teeth I tell you about the Massachusetts winters.MonkeyKarla (2:36:43 AM): talk dirty to medavid finn 13 (2:36:44 AM): You match me with your Canadian summers.david finn 13 (2:36:58 AM): We're savoring the moment...the cold
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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klinton said:
see, there's this hole, and things go in and things go out.....
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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sneaky bunny said: see, there's this hole, and things go in and things go out.....
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