RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat The ongoing AIM rkmbs chat

RASCIST!

So, due to the room name getting mixed up with robs AIM the room is now called rkmbschat.

oh yes, cause seeing "rkmbs is away" is such a issue

Its more than that now, some of the chat went to rob for no reason. Having the new name also makes it easier for people using trillian, then can invite people now.

The voice chat killed the regular chat.

Not me. I don't like black people.

To eulogize it, I shall post the last aim chat I was asked to participate in. I entered midway through a conversation and pretended I knew what was going on, with poor results.

Quote:

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You have just entered room "rkmbs."
Cobbasaki2: eh.
pigirondb: hmmmmm
SneakyBunny52: well from what you've said before, no offense, y'all are odd
rexstardust99: ani!
klinton 77: 'odd' doesn't even begin to describe it
klinton 77: my mom is crazy
klinton 77: absolutely over the edge
SneakyBunny52: whose isn't, i mean rex's mommy rapes him
klinton 77: no, for real though....Karla's fucking overreacting to this....
klinton 77: my mom = bitch
klinton 77: Karla= bitch
klinton 77: Karla + mom = ?????
SneakyBunny52: super mega self explosive bitch
klinton 77: heheh
klinton 77: I just feel bad for Lala....she's not happy
SneakyBunny52: lollipops help
pigirondb: monkeys in diapers help
klinton 77: call her now to cheer her up: (403) 615-0476
klinton 77: please
SneakyBunny52: do i have too?
klinton 77: yes!
klinton 77: you do
klinton 77: she's seriously freaking about this
Cobbasaki2: she should be
Cobbasaki2: who wouldn't freak about this?
Cobbasaki2: it's very freakout worthy, this thing is
klinton 77: adout what.....Cobbasaki?
pigirondb: ani
Cobbasaki2: the thing we're having a discussion about. i'd be freaking about it
Cobbasaki2: totally freaking, infact
klinton 77: huh?
Cobbasaki2: wouldn't you be freaking?
Cobbasaki2: of course you would
Cobbasaki2: freaking is really the only logical reaction to this
klinton 77: no really...I called my mom, about alot of shit....and relayed her opinions to my sister....;
klinton 77: it wasn't cool
pigirondb: you can't talk to your mom?
klinton 77: not honestly, no...
rqbumbershoot: Maybe we should talk to your mom, klinton.
klinton 77: you wanna?
pigirondb: um no
rqbumbershoot: I think Rex should talk to her.
rqbumbershoot: Rex is known for bringing families together. He's like Dr. Phil, except he's not an idiot Texan with a phony PhD.
UltimateJaburg53 has left the room.
Cobbasaki2: what exactly is this conversation about? obviously, i know the answer, but i don't think pigiron does, so repeat it for him
SneakyBunny52: and hair..oh wait
Cobbasaki2: dr. phil is from oklahoma
Cobbasaki2: he's a fake texan, like toby keith
rqbumbershoot: Or, as it's known on the East Coast, "Texas's retarded brother".
Cobbasaki2: well
Cobbasaki2: thanks a lot for killing the chat
Cobbasaki2: incidentally, you've offended the retarded people in this room, like rex and pig iron
pigirondb: that's the new slogan..."Texas is for the mentally handicapped"
pigirondb: don't take your elisa losing out on me ani
Cobbasaki2: my elisa losing out?
rexstardust99: heh
Cobbasaki2: i'm not even sure what that means, but thanks
Cobbasaki2: in any event, i agree with what jaburg said
pigirondb: yes?
Cobbasaki2: no, that's not what jaburg said
pigirondb: that animalman elisa and jeff glacier are all the same person?
rqbumbershoot: Actually, I'm implying that OKLAHOMA is for retards.
klinton 77: it is
Cobbasaki2: no, jaburg said "has left the room"
SneakyBunny52: i thought it was for homos
Cobbasaki2: and i agree with him
rqbumbershoot: Case in point- Good Ol' J.R., buhgawd!
rqbumbershoot: Referred to affectionately by many on the RKMBs as Fat Retard.
rqbumbershoot: Slobberknocker!
Cobbasaki2: is that snarf?
Cobbasaki2: i can't keep track of aim names. "klinton 77", "sneakbybunny52", "rexstardust99", you people could be anyone
SneakyBunny52: then go away
rexstardust99: I'm mxy!
rqbumbershoot: I am in fact Snarf.
rexstardust99: I wouldn't be that proud if I were you.
Cobbasaki2: that hurts, sneaky bunny. you've stung me
rqbumbershoot: Wow. Sockman is lecturing me about pride.
rexstardust99: Don't pull a lor on me.
Cobbasaki2: thankfully, i can recover with the sage advice of a man enormously experienced in female rejection
Cobbasaki2: snarf, how should i respond to sneaky?
SneakyBunny52 has left the room.
Cobbasaki2: well, clearly i win
Cobbasaki2: i hope she learned a lesson from all this about being nice to people
rqbumbershoot: Actually, I don't know anymore, 'cause a girl grabbed me and kissed me in the hall at karaoke on Saturday Night.
Cobbasaki2: hold on, i spewed soda on my keyboard laughing
Cobbasaki2: there, now i cleaned it up
Cobbasaki2: klinton, just remember
Cobbasaki2: "has left the room"
rqbumbershoot: I know, I know, I was surprised my own self.
Cobbasaki2: i'm sure you were
rqbumbershoot: I have come to accept the fact that she was most likely drunk and/or kidding at the time.
Cobbasaki2: acceptance is the first step to recovery
rqbumbershoot: The second step? BOOZE!
Cobbasaki2: unfortunately for you, the second step is getting laid, so one step may be as far as you go
Cobbasaki2: still, one step isn't bad
Cobbasaki2: anyway
Cobbasaki2: "has left the room"
rqbumbershoot: I'm up for a two-step, as well as the foxtrot, the Charleston, and the mambo!

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I didn't read a word!

Mopius wins again!

You have just entered room "rkmbschat."
pigirondb has entered the room.
pigirondb: plllllllllllllllllllllllllttttttttttttttttttt
rexstardust99: yeah?
pigirondb: uh huuuhhhhhhhhh
pigirondb: 2 days
rexstardust99: You drunk?
pigirondb: yeah, 2 days until broadband
rexstardust99: finally
pigirondb: yeah
rexstardust99: I spent the entire weekend drinking.
pigirondb: coool
pigirondb: did you get drunk? hah
rexstardust99: I turned 29 on friday.
rexstardust99: I was wasted thursday night.
pigirondb: damn you're old
rexstardust99: yeah
pigirondb: unnnhuh
pigirondb: i'm getting beer fat
pigirondb: oh well
rexstardust99: heh
pigirondb: i'm old
rexstardust99: yes]
pigirondb: you don't have to agree old ass
pigirondb: where's burg???
rexstardust99: I don't know.
rexstardust99: He's hardly on AIM anymore.
pigirondb: call that dude up
rexstardust99: Same with everyone else.
pigirondb: you have everyone's number
rexstardust99: No I don't.
rexstardust99: I don't have anyones.
pigirondb: not even penissa?
rexstardust99: nope
pigirondb: wow
rexstardust99: If I want to talk to someone I'll IM them.
rexstardust99: I'll talk on yahoo.
Glacier16 has entered the room.
rexstardust99: heh
Glacier16: well I'll be
rexstardust99: No one is ever on aim anymore.
Glacier16: true
rexstardust99: everyone has moved to yahoo.
rexstardust99: or not online at all.
Glacier16: was just checking and lo an behold..
Glacier16: pigsy!
rexstardust99: I think he passed out.
Glacier16: LOL
rexstardust99: He said he's gonna have broadband again in two days.
rexstardust99: So this room might actually be busy again.
pigirondb: yay
Glacier16: yeahs!
Glacier16: voice chat for pigsy?
pigirondb: shenanigans
Glacier16: coming soon?
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
Glacier16: whoa!
TheElisaPrincess: soooooooooo tired
Glacier16: people!
pigirondb: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
rexstardust99: penissa!
UltimateJaburg53 has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: hey its glacy...........hrm......how do i know you again?!/
pigirondb: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
UltimateJaburg53: whoa
TheElisaPrincess: pigsys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glacier16: 8-)
pigirondb: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
UltimateJaburg53: hi pig
Glacier16: he's opening wide reax
UltimateJaburg53: how are you?
pigirondb: the bengals are on and so are the peeps
pigirondb: i'm great
Glacier16: we were concerned pigsy
rexstardust99: so pig, stroke and ass cracks lately?
UltimateJaburg53: done moving?
pigirondb: i'm trying rex
TheElisaPrincess: he moved?
TheElisaPrincess: darn im behind
rexstardust99: and slow
Glacier16: and slow!
pigirondb: yes, burg except a few pictures on the wall kinda things
UltimateJaburg53: yeah you are a behind
pigirondb: yeah
TheElisaPrincess: hey im not hte slow one............
pigirondb: my mirror is windexed
TheElisaPrincess: did you sell the house or what?
TheElisaPrincess: shutup pigsy
Glacier16: haha
TheElisaPrincess: and i was so tired :p
pigirondb: hawww
rexstardust99: HAHAHAHA
TheElisaPrincess: SHUTUP Jeff glacier........i could woken you up earlier but NOOOOOOOOOO
pigirondb: pictures in a few days
pigirondb: go gq
Glacier16: :-P
UltimateJaburg53: lols
Glacier16: ;P
UltimateJaburg53: grrrrrrrrrrrrrs
rexstardust99: *yawns*
TheElisaPrincess: yeah rex
pigirondb: tiredddddd
TheElisaPrincess: now if onlY I COULD SLEEP
rexstardust99: or spell
pigirondb: or doodle
pigirondb: that's a funny word
UltimateJaburg53: I doodled myself earlier
rexstardust99: yeah?
pigirondb: hah
rexstardust99: ew
UltimateJaburg53: yeah
pigirondb: who sings that "I'm in loveeee" song? is that no doubt???
Glacier16: ?
UltimateJaburg53: ummmmmmmmm
pigirondb: kinda techno
rexstardust99: Do you think you could narrow it down a little? I think those words are kinda common in songs.
Glacier16: just a little bit
pigirondb: car commercial..current
Glacier16: goldfrapper?
Glacier16: or something like that
Glacier16: song has the word machine in it?
Glacier16: err song title
pigirondb: hhmmmmmmm
pigirondb: ben-gals are coming to my club in a few weeks..who is the man?
pigirondb: entertainment chairman???
pigirondb: cheerleaders entertain
SneakyBunny52 has entered the room.
Glacier16: Strict Machine- Goldfrapp I think is what you are talkin about
Glacier16: No clue how I know that so don't ask
pigirondb: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SneakyBunny52: how do you know that?
Glacier16: heh
Glacier16: shannon!
pigirondb: yeah that's it
pigirondb: shannon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SneakyBunny52: pig-dave
pigirondb: my babyy woman thang or something
SneakyBunny52: um...sure
pigirondb: yes
UltimateJaburg53: yeah
rexstardust99: uh-huh
SneakyBunny52: indeed
Glacier16: yup
rexstardust99: *yawns*
pigirondb: arrrrrrrrrrrr
SneakyBunny52: all tha twork and you finish on my stomach
TheElisaPrincess: hah
Glacier16: where does that originate?
UltimateJaburg53: twork from ork
pigirondb: it makes a nice flambe
SneakyBunny52: i really don't remember, rex might
Glacier16: BJ, do you know?
rexstardust99: astroglide? Is that for austronoughts?
pigirondb: sammitch
rexstardust99: fuck you jeff glacier.
pigirondb: ?
TheElisaPrincess: yeah it was sammitch pigsy :p
Glacier16: O:-)
pigirondb: elisaaassss
pigirondb: glaccyyyss
Glacier16: I miss tales from the bus :-(
pigirondb: burgggsss
pigirondb: sneakyyssss
pigirondb: rexxxooorsss
rexstardust99: I haven't had any bad expeciences lately.
pigirondb: i bought a STFU please tshirt from jinx
SneakyBunny52: any ass crack rubbing
UltimateJaburg53: lol
pigirondb: hah
pigirondb: not recently
pigirondb: i partied with that lady's boyfriend a few weeks back..hah
pigirondb: He was a cool guy
UltimateJaburg53: he'd have to be
pigirondb: hhhahahhah
TheElisaPrincess: grrrrrrrrrrr
Glacier16: s
UltimateJaburg53: *yawns*
SneakyBunny52: *sings i'm inlove with a hooker*
pigirondb: named ashley-shannon
pigirondb: hawww
Glacier16 has left the room.
Glacier16 has entered the room.
david finn 13 has entered the room.
rexstardust99: DAVE AMA!
Glacier16: whoosh!
rexstardust99: MAMA
david finn 13: Hey
pigirondb: gawwdarn
UltimateJaburg53: heh hooker
SneakyBunny52: oh so now you come around
david finn 13: Pig Dave!!! How goes it, brutha!
david finn 13: Didn't realize you were on, Shan.
pigirondb: my man good
TheElisaPrincess: Jm I NEVER gotthe birthday email
TheElisaPrincess: EVER
TheElisaPrincess: just to set the record straight
Glacier16: It's trur!
TheElisaPrincess: if i had i woulda mesaged you back *promies
Glacier16: er true!
pigirondb: record?
Glacier16: I was there!
rexstardust99: damn true?
Glacier16: Indeed!
rexstardust99: jeff glacier erased it, he was jealous.
Glacier16: O:-)
UltimateJaburg53: woosh
TheElisaPrincess: no he wouldnta
pigirondb: frickin' kaiju big battel rules
TheElisaPrincess: he cant lie to me :p
pigirondb: best wrestling ever
Glacier16: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
david finn 13: Did you check the email you have in your profile? Cuz I got confirmation it was sent.
Glacier16: :-X
TheElisaPrincess: hahahaha you know its true ;p
TheElisaPrincess: what profile?
TheElisaPrincess: yousent it in myspace?
TheElisaPrincess: no winder i didnt get it
rexstardust99: damn your slow
Glacier16: Yes, I can't lie...............Rob is gay
david finn 13: Your RKMBs profile.
Glacier16 has left the room.
Glacier16 has entered the room.
Glacier16: woosh!
UltimateJaburg53: whoa!
captainsammitch has entered the room.
captainsammitch: whoa
TheElisaPrincess: you sent it to bassgirl?
Glacier16: heh
Glacier16: bassgirl
pigirondb: i have the power to delete you glacier
Glacier16: indeed!
TheElisaPrincess: youd better not
pigirondb: i ban you
Glacier16: I will delete myself!
Glacier16: observe!
Glacier16 has left the room.
captainsammitch: whoa
SneakyBunny52: allthatworkandyoufinishonmystomach.com?
TheElisaPrincess: oh crap dont leave me
captainsammitch: hahhahahahaha
david finn 13: I sent it to the email you have listed as your email in your RKMBs profile. The only email of yours I would know.
pigirondb: spoilers
pigirondb: .....
pigirondb: ......
TheElisaPrincess: awwwwwwwww
pigirondb: .....
pigirondb: ....
pigirondb: ...
TheElisaPrincess: se la vive
pigirondb: you suck
jaclynangelo has entered the room.
captainsammitch: CJ!!!
jaclynangelo: i hate myspace
jaclynangelo: hello everyone
SneakyBunny52: sugar teets!
captainsammitch: you have myspace?
pigirondb: do you have pics?
david finn 13: Hi Jackie
TheElisaPrincess: it didnt send
TheElisaPrincess: i dont have it ANYWHERE
captainsammitch: hey jackie - thanks for answering my invite
TheElisaPrincess: but thanks fo rthe birthday thing
UltimateJaburg53: phil!
rexstardust99: Hey Jackie.
captainsammitch: JUBARG
jaclynangelo: no prob captain
jaclynangelo: i hate the random pm
jaclynangelo: 'r u in tampa? ru single?'
SneakyBunny52: see? least i got off my recoering ass and mailed one
rexstardust99: heh
jaclynangelo: the fucking profile says SINGLE and TAMPA!
pigirondb: random pms is worse i bet
captainsammitch: what's your url? I wanna add you!
jaclynangelo: irishjackalope
rexstardust99: You do realize that most of those are bots right?
rexstardust99: She's on everyone elses myspace.
jaclynangelo: the latest hits were from 'blacksteel' and some 20 year old marine
david finn 13: Considering how much I loathe the post office...You're welcome Ashley. Only wish you'd received it. Oh well.
jaclynangelo: bots?
rexstardust99: yes
rexstardust99: Check the profiles, they probably bots that are trying to get you to go to other sites.
rexstardust99: usually webcam pay sites.
TheElisaPrincess: grrrrrrrs
TheElisaPrincess: night jac
jaclynangelo: night
jaclynangelo: no, i check, these are real people
rexstardust99: ok
rexstardust99: All I get are bots.
david finn 13: We need a voicechat. Soon.
pigirondb: i am not tom's friend
SneakyBunny52: yeah!
rexstardust99: I just got my voice back today. Too much singing and drinking this weekend.
captainsammitch: night jackie :-)
david finn 13: Yeah, how's yer head, Rex?
rexstardust99: I could barely talk yesterday.
rexstardust99: fine
jaclynangelo: that's it? you invite me and then leave after ten minutes...
rexstardust99: We're still here.
pigirondb: and that';s different
rexstardust99: I would have invited you but usually deny it.
pigirondb: i like jackelope
SneakyBunny52: i'm sure she was busy scuba diving anyhow
captainsammitch: oh I thought you were leaving jackie
captainsammitch: sowwee
rexstardust99: or snorkeling
pigirondb: snorks
jaclynangelo: i don't deny...i'm just usually not here
jaclynangelo: my away message is on 90% of the time
rexstardust99: yeah
rexstardust99: I meant when this place used to be active.
rexstardust99: Some people would never join, so I stopped inviting most people.
pigirondb: real people rex?
rexstardust99: huh?
SneakyBunny52: one handed people
rexstardust99: heh
rexstardust99: That girl was hot.
rexstardust99: And it was only her hand.
pigirondb: whoah
rexstardust99: not her arm.
rexstardust99: I didn't even notice it was missing at first.
david finn 13: You shoulda hooked up. Granted, the handjob would be subpar, but still...
rexstardust99: If I see her again I will ask her out.
pigirondb: rex had relations witha a one armed girl?
rexstardust99: I usually run into the same people over and over again.
pigirondb: cooooll
SneakyBunny52: there's always footjobs
rexstardust99: I saw a one handed woman at the mall and she was flirting with me.
rexstardust99: There's always anything.
SneakyBunny52: well yes, if we're you
pigirondb: the one armed woman did it
rexstardust99: The partially blind girl was too young for me. I think she was 18 or 19 years old.
jaclynangelo: times like these i'm glad i'm picky...
pigirondb: sneaky?
david finn 13: I think she was probably 20, going on 21 in December.
pigirondb: how is the vision?
rexstardust99: i'm 29 now, all my standards are gone.
david finn 13: And on the prowl for some sweet NW-lovin'
pigirondb: hair
pigirondb: hippie
pigirondb: tattoo
pigirondb: smelly
rexstardust99: no hippies.
rexstardust99: ever.
david finn 13: To cleanse her palate of all the Detroit wang she's had access to.
pigirondb: rex
captainsammitch: jackie your profile pic is really cute :-)
jaclynangelo: thanks
rexstardust99: yes
SneakyBunny52: well yes dave, after all tha tcinci wang
pigirondb: i thought yoiu were into legos mitch?
captainsammitch: oh yes
captainsammitch: tis true
rexstardust99: Thats probably one of your best pics Jackie.
pigirondb: shush sneaks
SneakyBunny52: OKay
david finn 13: So Pig Dave what've you been up to, m'man?
pigirondb: stuff
rexstardust99: ass crack stroking
pigirondb: secret important stuff
SneakyBunny52: old ladies?
pigirondb: spy work against al quada
david finn 13: Flashing Bengals cheerleaders?
pigirondb: and hezbollah
david finn 13: Flashing hezbollah?
pigirondb: i bought two of them
pigirondb: ben-gals
pigirondb: 3 weeks
captainsammitch: gals that bend huh?
pigirondb: humm?
SneakyBunny52: the inflatible ones do that
pigirondb: i hope they all do
pigirondb: otherwise it's rex territiory
rexstardust99: >:o
captainsammitch: pffffffffffft
pigirondb: lego man
pigirondb: ninjas are cooler than pirates
jaclynangelo: i disagree
jaclynangelo: female pirates are sexier than female ninjas
pigirondb: doh
pigirondb: yes
pigirondb: that is true
pigirondb: i said cooler
pigirondb: if you are a sexy babe you don't have to be cool
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
david finn 13: Later all...off to bed.
pigirondb: awwwwwwwwwww
rexstardust99: nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
pigirondb: awwwwwwwwwwww
david finn 13: Yep...school night. Gotta work in the am.
SneakyBunny52: damn........
david finn 13: See yez later. Convince Pig Dave to voice chat!
david finn 13 has left the room.
captainsammitch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
pigirondb: the horror
rexstardust99: Do you have a mic pig?
pigirondb: nooooooooo
rexstardust99: get one
pigirondb: whyyyyyyyyyyy
SneakyBunny52: because
rexstardust99: So you could voice chat with us.
jaclynangelo: later
jaclynangelo has left the room.
pigirondb: voice stuff?
rexstardust99: later
rexstardust99: voice chat.
pigirondb: too late
captainsammitch: nooooooooooooooOOooooooooooooooooO
SneakyBunny52: we need you to sex up elisa
pigirondb: oh
pigirondb: i like tex mex
pigirondb: ohhhh
pigirondb: hmmm maybe next week after i getbroadband back anbd i'll use sneaky's tutor course...is that still valid?
SneakyBunny52: for the most part
pigirondb: hmmmm
rexstardust99: Just make sure you have the latest version of Yahoo.
SneakyBunny52 has left the room.
pigirondb: ok later rex
pigirondb: and mitch
captainsammitch: peace
pigirondb: nightn night
pigirondb has left the room.
captainsammitch: last one out closes the door!
captainsammitch has left the room.
rexstardust99: yeah
UltimateJaburg53 has left the room.
SneakyBunny52 has entered the room.
SneakyBunny52 has left the room.

Pariah186(10:37:05 PM): Hey Burg. Are you gonna get the PS3
UltimateJaburg53(10:37:14 PM): /hell no
Pariah186(10:37:14 PM): so we can be online buddies
Pariah186(10:37:21 PM): gamer friends
Pariah186(10:37:27 PM): you know....Gay lovers.
UltimateJaburg53(10:37:28 PM): I can barely keep my cable on
Pariah186(10:37:42 PM): Wait a minute....Are you on dial up?
UltimateJaburg53(10:37:50 PM): no
Pariah186(10:37:54 PM): oh, you mean the bill
Pariah186(10:38:02 PM): .....What if I bought it for you?
UltimateJaburg53(10:38:05 PM): yeah
UltimateJaburg53(10:38:37 PM): then a solid maybe
Pariah186(10:38:43 PM): Hooray!

How'd that work out?

pretty much.

Pariah186 has entered the room.
Pariah186: SHUT UP!
rexstardust99: no
Pariah186: YES!!
rexstardust99: Your still here?
Pariah186: yes?
rexstardust99: owner of a lonely heart!
Pariah186: AAAHHH!!
Pariah186 has left the room.

Nothing happened beforehand?

Should there have been?

I just felt underwhelmed is all.

Remember this?

cue rex with a bright-going-nowhere-idea to have one this week.

yeah

Crabsticks!

that'd be a fantastic idea!

i bet rex sits in the room still all alone talking to himself.

lollz!

raxifnalcinioucious or what ever the fuck his name is shows up every once in a while.


Actually I was in it yesterday when the boards were down. Other than that I haven't been in in months.