#1 Bestseller for over 2000 years now! Truth be told though, I got fucked out of the big bucks. I was young and naive and still a little woozy from the Cross when they got me to sign the rights away. Sure I got a big advance (Gold, wheat, farm animals) but Noah and Moses are making the big bucks they own the rights to the story. They said they would offer me fair representation.....never trust a Jewish Agent. Now I know how Paul Mcartney and John Foggerty feel.
My Dad can beat up your Dad!
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"That boy has abs like Brian A. Ortiz." - Virtually everyone who's seen my midsection
