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Dear ROY,

What are your throughts on Victoria Paris? Any trivia answers you'd like to share with the class?

Best. thread. this week.

Do you prefer Belamy or Colt?

...... before my time! Sorry!

ROY, why do Jewish girls put out so much more?

Yes it was my Barmitzvah but I was faking, damn you! But you looked so sweet! I coulda married you there and then - such a shame about Vegas!

Roy, will you ever join the RDCW?

i don't think i wanna know how that is porn related.

he's our very own Val Venis! um, maybe not.

Steamy Windows was an old school Ashlyn Gere movie.

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very brightly, Roy.

Also, Roy, can you do my taxes?

I keep threatening to start posting regularly then some gayness happens - so, maybe!

It's also a name of a Tina Turner track.

Give me life, Fucker!

For an extra fee, I can do your Taxes with my clothes on. For another extra fee, you can watch!

So ROY, what do you have against Vivid and Adam and Eve movies?

They're shit! The best thing they do and what seems to be what they put most money into - is the covers!

They always stand out. You always think, hmmmmm, this looks really good. You hire/buy it and are bitterly disappointed for the the get go!

Poor production values - some dingey motel in the middle of whogivesafuck, doesn't set the scene. Some ugly hooker that I wouldn't 'do' in the opening scene!

They seem to employ the skankiest looking birds in the industry and sometimes out of it, to make their contract girl look so much better!

The sex is often generic.

And the biggest factor of why I hate them and why they seem to be goin gout of fashion is that their stars - before they were signed were good performers but as soon as they sign, they stop giving themselves and just lie down and take it!

Jenna Haze at JKP, used to be one of the best!
Sunrise at Vivid, Started at the same time as Haze, shit hot until she signed with vivid and got a boob job!
Taylor Hayes, before she signed with Vivid, she could take on Rocco now she'd be lucky to take on Ed Powers!

Adam and Eve - feh! Their contract girls always sucked. I used to love Asia Carrera and she did a lot of work for them, as a fan, I would never pick up her A&E work!

Having said that, Wicked girls still seem to keep it!

I have to say that I have almost completely given up on features and only watch stuff from Evil Angel, Red Light, and Diaboliv/Anabolic!

I could learn a lot from you!

I did notice that about the girls in the opening scene in Vivid flics...they have no business FUCKING in a feature movie!

The stars like Briana Banks, Ashlyn Gere (old school), Jenna J, and Tawny Roberts still know how to FUCK, though.

I never noticed problems with the production values, however...

Red Light...

I'd also like to add that the sex seems secondary and this seems to be because that the girls think they are more then porn stars. Seeing the poor bitches crave the AVN best actree award is quite sad, you can see that some of the other girls and rest of the audience want to remind the girl that she is sucking cock for a living - which is not a problem but they need to realise this!

Because the sex is secondary, the scenes are often short, real short and extremely badly edited - I hate seeing a girl giving a guy a bj and then in the next cut, she's getting it in the chuff!

Dear MisterJLA, I always follow porn starlets rather then the companies or the newest fad of films. From seeing how Vivid work, let's say a starlet is contracted to make 8 films a year, 1 of them will have some money put into it but the other 7 will be rush filmed with no money whatsoever put into it.

I stand corrected about Adam and Eve, as they do put money into their films but the sex is even worse than Vivid movies and the contract girls are crap!

Wicked also puts money in and I like their girls but I guess I need more from my porn.

I don't like Brianna very much but she is a good performer!

And I'm a big fan of Ashlyn Gere!

I got into US porn in 1990, before that I was just getting english mags which were tamer than their US counterparts but I felt european girls were better than the American girls - this is only in the porn world, as I felt the US girls fell into that porn stereotype that ignorant people still believe - big hair, flase tits etc. Funny, because the US has the greatest porn wimmens in the world and England, the very worse! These dirty bitches give us a bad name - I've met a lot of Americans who think English birds are all ugly because the ones that do porn are!

I'm going home now, I have some more porn musings when I get back!

Just quickly, Tawny isn't as good as she was before she went to Vivid and her boyfriend is one weird Mother! His eyes are too close together!

I see. I get it now.

*scribbles furiously in notepad*

Random musings....

I like the porn girlie - Cris Taliana. She's a great looking girl and a real trooper in the sex field!

Anyhoo, she seems to be doing all sorts of weird shit! I picked up a DVD of her called Pissmops. The 5 minute scene contains 5 guys pissing on her when she is naked! These arseholes keep telling her to keep her eyes open, promising not to piss in them, guess what - they piss right into her eyes!

In another film, Midnight Prowl, she has sex with what are supposed to guys in a adult shop. Obviously, the guys are plants but they are not woodsmen - fat, asian and tiny tiny cocks.

And finally, Meatballs, where the goal of the movie is to make wimmens gag and puke!

Not 1 erotic moment in any of these films. All these movies do is give ammunition to the people who want to ban porn as they are demeaning women, whcih these pricks think all porn are!

IT also shows the very real picture of porn, that they try to hide. In one scene of Pissmops, the girl is going thru a price list, $20 to piss in her eyes, $30 to piss in her mouth! She also says that they got to hurrry because she's got to get accross town to film a scene for another company!

I think I've seen her in something, but I can't remember what.

Good lad!

I should post some pics of her but it's against my religion!

ok, name another UK porn star that's hot? She is nice - even with the extra tyre she is carrying! Her husband is one of those twatty Rocco knockoffs, like TT Boy! They think their these big tough guys but they're just pretenders! What kind of name is Ben English?

HArpers is English work was poor but I really liked her scene in Service Animals! Like what I mentioned earlier, when she became a contract girl at Sin City, her scenes took a decline!

Here's an ultra tame shot of Cris.

HE's also bald!

I also like a scene she did with Mika Tan and some dude - they're wearing shoolgirl outfits!

Nowhereman.....sorry, MisterJLA, I'm not into Scat movies!

What about those Ben Dover UK movies I keep reading about? What's that all about? Acting, or, actual amateurs?

Ah Ben Dover, many happy memories!

These films come under the Pro-Am category - Professional Amateur.(sorry, if I sound condescending.)

A lot of the girls are first timers but the scene has been...rehearsed/talked thru beforehand.

Ben Dover was one of the first pornographers to film in what we now know as Gonzo, previously all movies were shot as features! John Buttman Stagliano was the first to do gonzo, actually went over to England(1989) to film one installment where he enlisted the services of Modelling agency owner Lindsay Honey(real name) to find some British talent that would fuck on camera. Honey was so inspired, he changed his name to Ben Dover and started his own series - exclusive to England wimmens only.

I have many happy memories, all the porn in the UK at the time were solo masturbation, leso or pissing. Ben starting making fuck films with girls that I would only see in the UK mags - which were mostly tame single girl pictorials, so it was perverse vouyerism to see them fuck!

Because of this, I can't really recommend them as most of the girls are quite plain, but having said that, the real US Pro-Am is much the same. If you really want to see real Amateurs, then maybe but remember - they're amateurs because they're not pretty enough to become Professionals.

I'd stick with Gonzo, I'd really recommend the first 4 Flesh Hunters by Evil Angel!

Excellent! Thanks father.

BTW, have you heard of some porn actress named Savannah Samson? I saw on the Money channel where she's gotten into the wine making business, and exports some of it through a third party to the Vatican...no joke!

I saw that too....it was in our local paper this past Sunday.

You're my new hero...

Dearest Roy,

Would you officiate my wedding ceremony to Jewel D'Nyle?

Thanks.

Signed,

Jeff Glacier