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Cobras shed their skin, like sunburnt Norwegians.
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The Pilgrims did not land on Plymouth Rock, opting instead to stop at McDonald's first.
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La Rana es hombre para los Estados Unidos.
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Shiela learned the hard way that "I watch the rivers run red with the blood of the non-believers" was not the best response to "Occupation" on her loan paperwork.
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El gato dice " Donde esta el cuarto de bano?"
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Dude, I am 47 years old and have had psoriasis since I was in 8th grade.
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He was determined to capture her heart with the hynoptic, erotic power of tap.
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Do you know that she actually had herself committed to an insane asylum as a patient in order to get an undercover story on the conditions within? She was stuck in there for months.
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She spent days in that field with the horseshoe magnet, and didn't find one metal bean.
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Thomas doubted the good faith language in the contract when he noticed the lawyer laughing maniacally and strapping on a dildo.
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Having said her prayers and tidied her belongings, she bravely stepped into the car that would take her to the Rob Schneider movie.
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What has a gravy ladle got to do with sex? Ask your mother.
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That cow has saved more marraiges than an unexpected baby.
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i ate the shat then flushed rob.
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Mark my words, that penguin is a remorseless sexual predator and, unless we do something now, it will strike again.
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In the shout box, no one can hear you scream.
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The ego sat and thought: no pocket protectors would die that night.
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In screams, no one can hear your space
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If you expect me to apologize for that souffle, you've got a hairy fistful of comeuppance skipping your way, sunshine.
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October is a good month to harvest ripe souls. They sour after November 1, though...
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The Dean of fright howled in the night - his rage was due to be multiplied by two when by the moons and stars, he was indeed betrayed...and the deafening silence was all that was left of him, though all traces of him were gone..
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Tonight your ghost will ask my ghost, "Who put these bodies between us?"
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Surely, the zombies of truth walk the endless night in search of the perfect banana split.
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Then he told me the robes would fly open and the gray squirrel of justice would swoop forth. That's when I knew that he wasn't really "Burger King material".
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We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl.
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Jack had had enough of the planet Earth and thusly transformed into a being of pure energy and flew off into space at 3 times the speed of light..... in search of adventure and the prospect of love.
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It was on that cold summer's day, on the banks of the Seine, where I discovered just how erotic gargling could be.
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The parakeets parallel parked in December did Johnny alight.
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A good, strong, designing, despicable villain, or even villainess, a fair start, a stout fight, an artistic overthrow, and triumphant Virtue smiling modestly beneath her orange blossoms -- shall we ever be too old and world-worn to love these old and world-worn things?
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Spatula of dreams, field of cold hard death..calgon took it all away.
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Clearly, the lapel unraveled itself to Ravel's Bolero.
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The abominal snowman had to be operated on for pain in his abdomen.
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Heaven is inside your navel.
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Geuss you had a chill, because the time that was left, you had to fill with ice.
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I placed my hands on her sides, feeling her warmth through the loose cotton, and gazed deep into her questioning eyes with a remorse that told her I knew exactly who cut my hair and why.
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Crime doesn't pay, but - at least in this town, he discovered - it does validate parking.
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Thank you so much for watching, and I hope to see you tomorrow night.
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and the test pattern came up on the RKMBs until the next morning when, once again, it would be Howdy Doody time.
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