Quote: Knutreturns said: oh but i do have reason....You see when i was but a lad my father decided to take me to my first ever playoff game(of any sport). We got tickets to Game 3 of the 2001 ALDS...im sure all you yankee bastards remember that game (and that particular play) against my A's. So because the yanks ruined my first ever playoff experience...i hate them. Hell, even if we had one that series i still would hate them just because of that game.
Ok, so you're jealous that the Yankees are better than your team. Got it.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
