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y'can't cheap heat pine to peejus until he's back from his trip.

at least appeal to someone here, like jla or bsams.

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Wankies and A's series starts tonight....


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I swear this game is taking freakin forever...


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arod just hit his 10th HR and 2nd walkoff HR of the season to beat the Indians.....they were losing 6-2 with 2 outs in the 9th and kept fighting!

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down to the final strike 3 times! very fun game.


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Six in the 9th and A-Rod's 10th caps Yanks' comeback
By Bryan Hoch / MLB.com


    Alex Rodriguez's second walk-off home run of the season capped a ninth-inning rally against Joe Borowski as the Yankees pulled out a 8-6 victory over the Indians on Thursday, completing a series sweep.

    Borowski got the first two outs of the inning before Josh Phelps slugged his first home run as a Yankee, a solo shot over the left-field wall. Jorge Posada singled and Johnny Damon walked before Derek Jeter singled to draw the Yankees within three runs.

    Bobby Abreu singled home a run before Rodriguez connected with a game-winning three-run blast over the center-field wall, just to the left of the spot where his grand slam had landed in an earlier game against the Baltimore Orioles.

    The Yankees bailed out ineffective reliever Luis Vizcaino, who had surrendered the advantage as Cleveland put up four runs in the seventh, tying the game as Jason Michaels walked and came around to score on an infield groundout and serving up a three-run homer to Victor Martinez.

    Abreu had a run-scoring single in the first inning -- one of four hits for the outfielder -- and Jason Giambi slugged his second home run in as many games in the sixth inning.

    The Yankees' designated hitter pounced on an offering from Cleveland starter Fausto Carmona, slugging a solo shot into the right-field seats, Giambi's fourth homer. The right-handed Carmona allowed two runs and six hits in six innings, walking one and striking out two.

    Right-hander Darrell Rasner started for the Yankees, following starts from Chase Wright and Kei Igawa to mark the first time since 1991 that the club had started three rookies in a series. Rasner surrendered a solo home run to David Dellucci in the fourth inning but limited the Indians to four hits, walking one and striking out three.

    The Indians twice left the bases loaded, with Rasner pitching out of a one-out jam in the fourth and Brian Bruney escaping a none-out situation in the sixth.


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i was sposda go to tuesday or wednesday's game, but all that fell through. mebbe after this road trip.

we should all meet up and get seats! drink some beers and throw shit around at people in mets hats.


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i was sposda go to tuesday or wednesday's game, but all that fell through. mebbe after this road trip.

we should all meet up and get seats! drink some beers and throw shit around at people in mets hats.




I'd go, but I'd just end up beaning Yankees and Mets fans, cuz you all look the same to me.


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actually the yankees fans sniff each others butts a little more than the mets fans do. thats how you tell the difference...


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awwww....you'll win a playoff series again someday.

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just like im sure you'll try and buy another championship. hows that been working out for you lately?


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We've had a chance to win every year....that's all a fan can ask for.

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i was sposda go to tuesday or wednesday's game, but all that fell through. mebbe after this road trip.

we should all meet up and get seats! drink some beers and throw shit around at people in mets hats.




I'd go, but I'd just end up beaning Yankees and Mets fans, cuz you all look the same to me.




We're comin' to get you, Boston!!!

Heh. Admit it, you thought - was gonna say "Barbara" dintcha?

A-Rod is a god.



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i was sposda go to tuesday or wednesday's game, but all that fell through. mebbe after this road trip.

we should all meet up and get seats! drink some beers and throw shit around at people in mets hats.




I'd go, but I'd just end up beaning Yankees and Mets fans, cuz you all look the same to me.




We're comin' to get you, Boston!!!




I hope so. It'd be kinda silly if they didn't. Since Boston is their next scheduled opponent and they'd be forfeiting those games by not showing up. Which would be kinda silly.

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No. Not really. Didn't realize you were trying to make with the funny. Maybe if you sent me nekkid pics of yourself, I'd be inclined to laugh at this little joke. I dunno, what were we talking about again?

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BLASPHEMY!!!

(Blas-phe-yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuu...Eddie Izzard makes me laugh...)

There is only one GOD!!! And He is MisterJLA!!! Recognize!!!

(This no-selling of Harley's post has been brought to you by the letters J, M, and the number 13...)


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We're comin' to get you, Boston!!!




I hope so. It'd be kinda silly if they didn't. Since Boston is their next scheduled opponent and they'd be forfeiting those games by not showing up. Which would be kinda silly.





No, you're silly...

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No. Not really. Didn't realize you were trying to make with the funny.






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Maybe if you sent me nekkid pics of yourself, I'd be inclined to laugh at this little joke. I dunno, what were we talking about again?






Yankee greatness, honey...

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A-Rod is a god.




BLASPHEMY!!!

(Blas-phe-yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuu...Eddie Izzard makes me laugh...)





Heh. Trying to ignore the truth doesn't make it any less true!

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Bah! Not until he posts nekkid pics of Gerard Butler!

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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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No, you're silly...




Yeah...

No, wait...YEAH!

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JM said:Maybe if you sent me nekkid pics of yourself, I'd be inclined to laugh at this little joke. I dunno, what were we talking about again?






Me gettin' buck nekkid for YOU, honey...










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MisterJLA is GOD. Heh. Trying to ignore the truth doesn't make it any less true!




I fixed this post for you as not to invoke the wrath of the one true GOD. You're welcome in advance.

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You keep talking like that and I'll have you..."have you", tee hee!...as Prairie Dawn!!!


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A-Rod is a god.




im glad i dont believe in idol worship then...


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damn boston. those are some ugly-ass uniforms u got on there...


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they must be ugly enough to distract Rivera...cause he is fucking up...


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FUCK Gay-Rod.





Oh, and Harley is hawt.


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there is no other alternative...i must roll with captain samitch on this one...


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i think i'm gonna have to roll with knute on this one

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they must be ugly enough to distract Rivera...cause he is fucking up...


Rivera is a piece of shit Panamanian scumbag. Never liked the fucker. Torre should stop trusting that douche so much. Anyways hats off to Boston....good win for them.

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A-Rod is a god.




FUCK Gay-Rod.






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Oh, and Harley is hawt.




...and then you go and say something nice making me like you again...

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there is no other alternative...i must roll with captain samitch on this one...



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i think i'm gonna have to roll with knute on this one




So many Yankees haters... well, like Katt Williams says, at least y'all are doin' your job...

Shit, we were ahead for most of the game and then it went ka-plooey. Fuck.

What was with the icky green costumes? I mean, I get that Boston is filled with drunk Irish people, but...

Seriously, what was up with the green? That shit was fug.



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ok, according to the NYT, the green was for:

"The Red Sox wore green uniforms and caps in honor of Red Auerbach, the architect of the Celtics."

hm.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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they must be ugly enough to distract Rivera...cause he is fucking up...


Rivera is a piece of shit Panamanian scumbag. Never liked the fucker. Torre should stop trusting that douche so much.






honestly, i can sorta agree -- at least against boston.

the yankees play the bosox 85 times a year, and have for the past 10 years. mo pitches in almost every game there. that means mariano is no longer "the secret weapon," he's an open book... who keeps getting open..er!

to his credit and skill, he is still able to dominate often in that scenario. but its no longer an automatic, all the time kinda thing. its time to start realizing that and not depending on it so much.


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damn boston. those are some ugly-ass uniforms u got on there...




Yeah, who'd ever want to see their baseball team in ugly fucking green uniforms?


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dont change the subject...even U gotta admit those things were ugly...


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dont change the subject...even U gotta admit those things were ugly...




Would I buy one to wear? No. But they're okay for St. Paddy's Day and in memory of Red Auerbach. And don't you shush me when I'm zinging your Athletics-supporting arse.


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all i know is if i was dead and i found out that they were gonna honor me with those uniforms...id have to come back and haunt someone. And your damn right im gonna sush you!


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all i know is if i was dead and i found out that they were gonna honor me with those uniforms...id have to come back and haunt someone. And your damn right im gonna sush you!




That's the point. Zombie Auerbach could lead the Celtics back into respectability far easier than Danny Ainge. I called you an Athletic supporter...tee hee!!!


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well i cant hate on you guys today...you did beat the wanks again...


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heh.

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Zombie Auerbach could lead the Celtics back into respectability far easier than Danny Ainge.




and heh!


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damn boston. those are some ugly-ass uniforms u got on there...




Yeah, who'd ever want to see their baseball team in ugly fucking green uniforms?




heh.



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dont change the subject...even U gotta admit those things were ugly...




Would I buy one to wear? No. But they're okay for St. Paddy's Day and in memory of Red Auerbach. And don't you shush me when I'm zinging your Athletics-supporting arse.




ok, this is what I first thought I saw you say:

And don't you shush me when I'm zinging up your Athletics-supporting arse.



Seriously, this is what happens when I read things without having had a morning cup of coffee first...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I thought they said, "zipping up"!

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Ha!

I still need coffee...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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PJP said:
I thought they said, "zipping up"!




Of course you did. Chalk it up to wishful thinking.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Okijawa looks fucking aweshome! If papelbon's arm falls off at least you'll still have him.

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