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Joe Mama said:

I caught the tail-end of yesterday's game (6th inning on). I don't care how hot A-Rod's season been so far, Jeter's the player that worries me every time he comes up to bat.




Really? Jeter is a phenomenal player, and my fave, but given A-Rod's streak this season, I'm surprised he's not the one making you worry.


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By the way, is it just me or does Abreu look like LL Cool J with mild retardation?




Now, that's just mean...




Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi