Backstage-

BL: Well, here we go again, Archer. Another run at greatness in the revamped RDCW!

A: Yeah, but how long do you think it will last this time? Will we have a chance to go all bad ass out there like we planned in the beginning? Will we become the greatest tag team to ever enter the ring of the Cheesedome? Will we even have time to add our lovely valet to the mix, just so the fans have a really hot chick to look at while we go about our business of breaking the rules and anything else that gets in our way?

BL: I guess we find that out tonight, Archer, facing off in the ring against Jay and Silent Bob. At least, I think that's who they are, although they are listed as Killconey and Chewy Walrus.

A: Then it's settled. Tonight, we kill coney and have walrus for dinner!

BL: Now you're talking. Let's go find our valet before we're late to the match!