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I have no beer. shall I destroy Joey to assuage my anger?
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Grimm said: I have no beer. shall I destroy Joey to assuage my anger?
No, learn to drink whiskey instead.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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whiskey makes me smell bad the next day. well, not bad, but not good. regardless of a shower.
beer gives beer-shits. that's stinky but only for limited timeframe and doesn't follow a person around.
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Uschi said: whiskey makes me smell bad the next day. well, not bad, but not good. regardless of a shower.
whiskey is liquid ambrosia from the gods.
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beer gives beer-shits. that's stinky but only for limited timeframe and doesn't follow a person around.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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And THAT, friends, is why Harley and Uschi are a perfect sex-match. At least, they are in my mind...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joe Mama said: And THAT, friends, is why Harley and Uschi are a perfect sex-match. At least, they are in my mind...
You need help...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Joe Mama said: And THAT, friends, is why Harley and Uschi are a perfect sex-match. At least, they are in my mind...
You need help...
Yes I do...pictures would do the trick.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'm just keepin' it real.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Yeah, real stinky!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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oh you know its true. whisky and other hard liquor cause temporary chemical changes in a person's sweat and stuff. I like whiskey, but when I get hammered off of it I dislike my smell the next day. It isn't a strong odor or anything, but every person has a smell and whiskey smell isn't the most pleasant.
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its called soap
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Yeah, real stinky!
please leave your shit fetish to yourself!
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I'm just keepin' it real.
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please leave your shit fetish to yourself!
Then who would you talk to?
PS: Wrong Dave...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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No, learn to drink whiskey instead.
I save that for special occasions. like Drunken*Con.
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No, learn to drink whiskey instead.
I save that for special occasions. like Drunken*Con.
And Christmas. And Easter. Thanksgiving. St. Paddy's Day. Most days ending in a "Y".
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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No, learn to drink whiskey instead.
I save that for special occasions. like Drunken*Con.
And Christmas. And Easter. Thanksgiving. St. Paddy's Day. Most days ending in a "Y".
*giggle*
Too bad he feels the need to water sweet, sweet whiskey down with piss water beer...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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The vast majority. There are, however, some days where he doesn't. Generally when he's in an alcohol-induced coma...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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but doesnt he have that alcohol IV for those cases...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Yeah, real stinky!
please leave your shit fetish to yourself!
Then who would you talk to?
the same people I do now!
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PS: Wrong Dave...
I just checked. . .nope! you're the one going "Stinky!" and making heart eyes. maybe Sneaky should change her name to Stinky Bunny to win your affections back.
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she had his affections in the first place...?
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Grimm said: I have no beer. shall I destroy Joey to assuage my anger?
No, learn to drink whiskey instead.
I save that for special occasions. like Drunken*Con.
And Christmas. And Easter. Thanksgiving. St. Paddy's Day. Most days ending in a "Y".
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No, learn to drink whiskey instead.
I save that for special occasions. like Drunken*Con.
And Christmas. And Easter. Thanksgiving. St. Paddy's Day. Most days ending in a "Y".
*giggle*
Too bad he feels the need to water sweet, sweet whiskey down with piss water beer...
I don't touch Budweiser!
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she was being nice. shh, don't tell him.
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gotcha...the secret is safe with me...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Yeah, sorry about that. Josh and Beaux showed up and only brought Pissweiser. I had to drink the good stuff.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Yeah, sorry about that. Josh and Beaux showed up and only brought Pissweiser. I had to drink the good stuff.
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Whozzis now?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Yeah, sorry about that. Josh and Beaux showed up and only brought Pissweiser. I had to drink the good stuff.
those bastards need to upgrade!
And you said you didn't drink Bud... *snicker*
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yeah, sorry about that. Josh and Beaux showed up and only brought Pissweiser. I had to drink the good stuff.
those bastards need to upgrade!
And you said you didn't drink Bud... *snicker*
He'd drink milk from a female dog if it had an alcohol content.
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Yeah, sorry about that. Josh and Beaux showed up and only brought Pissweiser. I had to drink the good stuff.
those bastards need to upgrade!
And you said you didn't drink Bud... *snicker*
He'd drink milk from a female dog if it had an alcohol content.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yeah, sorry about that. Josh and Beaux showed up and only brought Pissweiser. I had to drink the good stuff.
those bastards need to upgrade!
And you said you didn't drink Bud... *snicker*
I don't. I was at work.
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those bastards need to upgrade!
And you said you didn't drink Bud... *snicker*
He'd drink milk from a female dog if it had an alcohol content.
no, I leave that for guinea pigs such as yourself. I know how you love your chowdah.
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