The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.
I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else....
Of course you see no irony. You're a Yankees fan. You think irony is what your Chinese laundry does after they washee your shirtee.
(You're right, though. I wouldn't date it. I'd just fuck it with your cock and Bunny pushing. Yeah, I just said you had a cock. Call it just another statement that you can neither confirm nor deny. How's that mic working for you?)
(PS: This surly post was brought to you by the graemlins and , and the number )
in all fairness, we can't confirm or deny whether JM has a cock either.