Sweetie, I can only help hetero men better woo hetero women.

Even if I could identify what species could possibley be attracted to you, I'm sure I don't speak it's language...

Oderint, dum metuant.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
-USCHI showin' some love