I don't need help. Thank you, but I'm fine. I know how to write, I've made a ten-page bullshit history paper and got an 'A' on it (in a class with a History Nut -- he almost never gives As according to my sister with half a masters in history in his department).

I'm good at school.

School is my talent.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"