Special Challenge Ghost Hog vs. Doc Paragon
Special Ref: Joe Mama "Faded" plays up as Joe Mama heads down to the ring to serve as special guest referee. JM climbs into the ring and just barely acknowledges the cheering crowd. He motions to the ring announcer to "get on with it."Marcum: Looks like someone's not too happy about reffing this match!
Monroe: As long as he calls it fairly.
Marcum: The question on everyone's mind: How large a role will Ghost Hog's new valet - the "lovely?" Tiffany - play?
Monroe:
"Ode to Joy" then begins as Doc Paragon heads back out to the ring, still angry. Paragon steps into the ring and calls for Ghost Hog. DP: Get your drunken, debauched ass down here, right now!
"Renegades of Funk" starts as Ghost Hog heads out onto the rampway. He paces back and forth a bit before looking backstage. He calls to someone in the back. He reaches back and pulls Penny out onto the rampway. Monroe: Ghost Hog has dressed Penny up like Schwartz!
MarcuM: He's lost his damn mind! What little mind he had!
Ghost Hog drags "Schwartz" down to the ring and places her at ringside before getting into the ring. As soon as Ghost Hog steps between the ropes, Paragon goes on the offensive, battering him with knife edge chops to the chest!
Paragon rakes Ghost Hog in the eyes and shoves him into a corner, continuing to chop away at him as the crowd unleashes a series of 
s. Ghost Hog retaliates with a low kick and and rips Paragon's shirt off of him, before attempting a running clothesline that takes Paragon down and also sideswipes Joe Mama. Ghost Hog stumbles back up to his feet and batters Paragon with a series of punches. Reaching back for a long punch, Hog accidently bats Joe Mama in the face. JM staggers back a bit as Ghost Hog sets up Paragon for a Pork U! He hits the Pork U and then seems to have a moment of clarity as he rushes to the ropes and delivers a Swine-A-Sault on Paragon's prone form!
Ghost Hog lies on top for the pin, but his feet inadvertently knocked Joe Mama flat on the way down and JM is unable to make the count. Frustrated and angry, Ghost Hog looks around the ring in confusion. Seeing Penny standing at the ring apron, he crawls over to her and drags her into the ring.
Penny backs up into a corner as Ghost Hog drops to his knees in front of her, pleading. Monroe: Ghost Hog's lost his mind! He thinks Penny is Schwartz and he's begging her to take him back!
MarcuM: He's completely flipped out, Monroe!
Monroe: We'll be back after this, our final commercial break!
