THE CHEESE-O-TRON SHOWS A MUFFLED DARKNESS UNTIL A CLOTH IS PULLED FROM THE CAMERA LENS. WE ARE OUTSIDE A PLAIN METAL DOOR LIKE ANY OTHER IN THE CHEESEDOME, BUT JOEY BILES FIDGETS NERVOUSLY OUTSIDE THIS ONE AS TWO BIG, DARK-SUITED KOREAN BOUNCERS ‘SUPERVISE’ HIM AND THE CAMERA CREW. THE DOOR FINALLY OPENS TO REVEAL A LARGE STORAGE ROOM ELABORATELY FURNISHED AS A MAKESHIFT DOJO.

JOEY BILES: Ummm... good... good evening, everyone. This is Joey Biles coming to you from... somewhere in the building. We’re here to speak with Jade Dragon... or at least with his interpreter. And here he is now. You’re... sorry, can’t pronounce it...

JIN: I am Jin Qing Zhi, and I speak for Jade Dragon.

JOEY: Yeah, we know. Is he still planning on fighting tonight? I mean, after seeing Balls Nasty learning all those fancy karate moves?

JIN: Is that what he was doing? Perhaps I could not see properly from camera angle.

JOEY: Yeah, aren’t you worried, man? Balls Nasty is tough!

THE CAMERA PANS TO THE LEFT TO REVEAL JADE DRAGON FACING OFF AGAINST A SPARRING PARTNER IN THE BACKGROUND.

JIN: Why should Jade Dragon be afraid? Balls Nasty is large and strong, correct. Balls Nasty has fighting experience... of sorts. But were you watching last week?

JOEY: Yeah, but we’re still not really sure what we saw.

JIN: With sharp enough axe, one only needs proper technique to cut down even mighty trees.

BEHIND JIN, JADE DRAGON AND HIS OPPONENT EXCHANGE A DIZZYING FLURRY OF LIGHTNING-QUICK MOVES AND COUNTER-MOVES.

JIN: The hands of Jade Dragon, the feet of Jade Dragon, these are like sharp axes. They are sharpened with years of training, devotion, and patience.

JOEY: Yeah, but this isn’t MMA fighting. This is wrestling. They’re not fighting for points or anything. What difference does all that stuff make in this setting?

JADE DRAGON SLIDES INTO A DIFFERENT STANCE, DUCKS UNDER A SPINNING KICK, AND UNLEASHES A SPINNING MOVE OF HIS OWN.

JIN: Sun Tzu say ‘Know your enemy’. If the fighter know his enemy and also himself, he can predict and counter anything. If this happen, size and brute strength and anger can work against a man, not for him. The greatest strength is not in the body.

JOEY: But dude, all Balls Nasty’s gotta do is kick him in the head and...

JIN: You have learned nothing.

JIN NODS TO THE BOUNCERS.

JIN: We are finished here. Goodbye, Mister Biles.

THE BOUNCERS ‘ESCORT’ JOEY AND THE CAMERA CREW TO THE DOOR AND BACK INTO THE HALLWAY BEFORE COVERING THE CAMERA LENS AGAIN.