Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I agree with Harley, but would do so much more strongly if she sent me pics of herself.


Hey! Isn't it enough that I have disowned ARod?


No, because we both know that you're disowning him because he fucked over the Yankees after underachieving for them in every postseason since Game 4, 2004. That's a natural reaction, of course, but not one that'll earn you pookie points.

Sexy pics would, though. Hell, I'd probably never refer to you as "Harley" again, and I'd even throw in those lovey faces for the O's in the word.


"p kie"?



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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Seriously, that shit he pulled by making his announcement during the WS was too much. You know I have no love for the Red Sox, but he couldn't wait 24 hours to make his announcement? He just had to do it during the Series... Ridiculous.


I'm sorry, but this basically read to me as "Blah blah blah, blah blah-blah-blah, blah Red Sox blah blah blah, blah...blah."


I lost you with "no love for the Red Sox" didn't I?

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
He gambled and lost and now he's back with his tail between his legs. I seriously cannot believe that the Yanks are still talking to him.


But they are, to the tune of 10 years, $275 Million. Be proud, Yankees fans, your ownership has no balls. I bet ol' Puddin'head Georgie wouldn't put up with this shit.


Oh, shut up, you...

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
All that should be enough for you to agree with me, boobies or no.


Oh, I agree with you. 100%. I'd just agree more strongly and enthusiastically if sexy pics were involved. If'n you're shy, send some of Southie. That works, too. Confidential;ity agreements would still apply.


You just want to see her tattoo...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi