Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
Add an escalator to his contract that says if you win the MVP in the same year that the team wins the World Series, your contract immmediately balloons to $30M/year.


The problem with this is that teams are prohibited from this sort of thing - you can't have payments hinge on personal stats. It's probably why the current offer hasn't been finalized yet - the Yankees want to add a provision that pays A-Rod X amount of dollars if he breaks the home run record...

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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