Just a heads-up for everyone at the RKMBs.

Beta testing for AIDS v5.0 has entered its final stages. We expect to have a stable version up and running by June at the latest. In order to maintain our current high standards of customer care, we will be ending technical support for AIDS v3.0 as of 31st March, 2008 and diverting manpower to dealing with the issues raised by the new edition.

We also have good news for everyone on the RKMBS. As early up-takers of the original AIDS, you are entitled to a free copy of the latest version. Check out some of our great new features:


  • SIV emulator! Now you can have the Simian Immunodeficiency Virus, just like our monkey cousins!


  • Virtual ArcAIDS! Indulge in a little retro nostalgia with these faithful reproductions of old versions of the HIV virus.


  • AIDS genealogy! – It’s never been easier to find out whether your strain of HIV is related to the strain that killed Freddie Mercury.


  • Tabbed AIDS! Running several different types of AIDS at once has never been easier.



A CLARIFICATION

AIDS is not a malicious virus, as is being reported in some quarters of the internet. AIDS is an immune system management suite. Spread the word or the people from different cultures and religions to our own will win.


"Season three of The Wire opens with two towers being blown up. This initiates a dumb and protracted war. Now people will come to me and ask, 'Is there a metaphor here?' Well what the fuck do you think?"

- David Simon