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actual 911 dispatch transcript... #961631 2008-06-07 2:46 AM
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Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh	DISPATCH: 911, emergency? CALLER: you gotta help me! these evil fascist fuckers on this message board are threatening my family! DISPATCH: one moment, please. DISPATCH: precinct, we've got another 1337 on the rkmbs. PRECINCT: are you shitting me? DISPATCH: affirm, precinct, that's a 1337, rkmbs. CALLER: are you still there? hello? I haven't been this scared since the bus incident! DISPATCH: please remain on the line, sir. what's your address? CALLER: it's [omitted]. DISPATCH: caller is at [omitted]. PRECINCT: wait, wait. please repeat? [omitted] at the corner of [omitted] and [omitted]? DISPATCH: that's an affirm. PRECINCT: DISPATCH: precinct, did you copy? CALLER: is anyone there? fuck! I'd be better off calling FEMA for help! DISPATCH: we are in contact with precinct at this time, sir. CALLER: dammit, tommy! I didn't say stop! DISPATCH: I'm sorry, sir? CALLER: $\:-\[$ sorry, that wasn't for you. PRECINCT: dispatch, are you still on with that caller? DISPATCH: that's an affirm. PRECINCT: CALLER: dammit, sonia, you fucking cow! can't you see I'm busy? and who told you to take my olbermann photos from under the mattress? PRECINCT: I hope you're recording this! DISPATCH: is something the matter, precinct? PRECINCT: that dumbshit's called us more times than his wife has! DISPATCH: should I route units to the address? PRECINCT: nah, let's just fuck around with the poor bastard a little longer. disconnect him. don't worry, he'll call back. CALLER: are you there? fucking pigs! I shoulda known... fucking neocons... wingnut pieces of sh... hello? hello? go. ᴚ ᴀ ᴐ ᴋ ᴊ ᴌ ᴧ ಠ_ಠ

Re: actual 911 dispatch transcript... Captain Sammitch #961649 2008-06-07 3:03 AM
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Re: actual 911 dispatch transcript... Joe Mama #961650 2008-06-07 3:03 AM
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Re: actual 911 dispatch transcript... rex #961762 2008-06-07 12:19 PM
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Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse	its rex stardust!

Re: actual 911 dispatch transcript... Irwin Schwab #1026076 2008-11-16 2:28 PM
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