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You think so huh?

And I wouldn't say I've followed your instructions so much as I haven't felt like breaking them yet.

I'll let you know when I've made my dedision.

What is a dedision, anyway?

Seriously, Halo, it is called proof reading. A little bit of time doing that will save countless hours in being called an idiot.

yes. thats why i said those things with those words. its in the posts, above.



oh, please, by all means. we can all revel in your continued lowering!





heh.

Proof read for these assholes? Why? They're gonna find an excuse to call me shit anyway. Please tell them to stop!

Yeah, you'd like to think I'd eventually come down to the level of you assholes, wouldn't you? Don't hold your breathe.

I called Nowhereman a pervert and accused him of incest (link)

yeah, you tell'em, w&c! keep it classy!



aw man... how long did i hold my "breathe?"

hey dumbshit where'd your huge-ass signature images go? ever since I installed this crazy adblock thing I just can't see them anymore!

that was my secret weapon!

attention whoring to rob now

Wank and Cry User aka Halo82
3000+ posts 06/16/08 09:33 PM Making a new reply
Forum: Random Chat - sponsored by PJP
Thread: Re: To sig or not to sig

he's insatiable!

the obsession continues!

he can't get enough of me!

love me!

Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handey)

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go,
because, man, they're gone.
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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them
down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
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To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when
you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a
hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going
to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but
decided to go home instead.
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I
bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it
shoot farther?" "No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots."
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo,
flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a
beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful
painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
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children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
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thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the
mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
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instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she
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don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with
some good ideas.
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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons
(maybe by shoving them down his throat).
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that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because
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And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real
quick and hand it to him.
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itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
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guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there,
rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
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again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a
bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
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my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but
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in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
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and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get
drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park
and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go
to sleep.
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a regular window.
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the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and
started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
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whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger
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bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled
off the paint.
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anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any
extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and
take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy
garbage guy.
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talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
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a magazine.
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the vulture.
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you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on
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with a wooden stake.
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it's not.
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dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look
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here, looking through your stuff.
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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add
a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?