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i haven't yet earned 12 million dollars or reached a height of 6'.
but there's still time.
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You're still only in your 20s?
Geez. I figured you were at least thirty.
How old ARE you, Rob?
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Thirty was a rough year for me.
Friends started to move away.
Lost some hair.
Gained some weight.
Started having some really horrible panic attacks.
However my cock still gets as hard as a rock and I'm lasting longer during intercourse.
Even having regular sex I'm still rubing one out once a day.
This year my GI Joe collection got really respectable.
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Thirty didn't bother me in the least.
For some reason, thirty-five did.
It meant I was squarely "thirty-something" and on the road to 40.
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The anxiety is in the family. Both sides.
I grew up with it.
It just got out of hand.
However my OCD is a family first.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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Ouch. Sorry about the bingo joke. I was watching TV and took my eye off the ball.
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25 was an aweful year for me.
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30 was depressing as hell for me. "Friends" stood me up that night because of their drama. Had a friend that I knew for years go psycho on me for no reason. Got fired from the only long term job I've had here because some bitch kept spreading rumors about me to the boss, who was a fucking cunt. My brother who was also my roommate told on on that day that he quit his job and was out of money. Lost my apartment a couple weeks later.
Yeah, all that sucked for me.
That's one of the reasons I only care about birthdays if they are 21 and under. Once you hit that number there's nothing more to look forward to.
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Wow, thank you Strong Sad.
30 is in a year and a half for me and a girlfriend of mine. She has her plans for the actual day...I don't yet, but I need to meet new people. We're planning a trip to Ireland for that summer. Yep.
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i turn thirty on the 24th. 22 hours from now, give or take.
the number doesn't bother me at all, cuz i'll always look like i'm a kid and/or a shit head. plus, the number really never comes up in conversation. its not like people're still asking me how old i am, and i gotta tell'em i'm 9 and a half, or whatever. its just a number no one would ever know or think of unless i told'em. i also don't really give a fuck about birthdays. y'wanna drink with me, thats awesome. doesn't matter what day it is.
i'll give you this, though; it certainly sounds weird to say i'll be in my 30s. for my math, i dont think i've changed at all mentally since i was 13 or 14.
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REALLY?! How SHOCKING, Robert! I'm SHOCKED!
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Fuck you up the shut? I'm not gay, Robert!
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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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how how HOW CAN A HERMAPHRODITE BE GAY?!
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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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For me, 30 was... oh wait, I'm nowhere near 30! OH MY GOD I'M SO YOUNG! What will I do with all this youth? 
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thats only because the dollar is now so weak down there. a few years ago, you were well into your 40s.
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Rob,you're turning into a cranky old man.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
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so is 9/11, but that number is important. support the troops, pjp. another number is 1776. bet you hate that number too, comrade.
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It's what the Proletariat expects of me.
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no, mr. bond. i expect you to die. 
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When you turn 30, you realise you're probably older than Batman.
I was pretty bothered by 29. 30 was ok.
This year I turn 39. Motherfucker.
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30 bothered me 35 did not.
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The day I turned 30, I discovered gray hairs in my temples. I was fine with it...actually, I was happy to see them. Grey hair + no bald spot = distinguished look when I get even older. I don't quite remember what my friends and I did - I think we went out for dinner and to a comedy show - but we had a blast. Frankly, I'm enjoying my 30s far more than I enjoyed my 20s. I make good money, own a house, have a good gal who I'll end up marrying sooner rather than later, and generally enjoy myself more. I turn 34 on the 31st, and plan to spend it and the rest of Labor day weekend loafing around, relaxing, and laughing at the Tyson Chicken people.
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I had some chick call me "sir" a couple days before my 30th birthday. That made me feel really old.
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30 is in a year and a half for me and a girlfriend of mine. I would just like to point out that no one says 'a girlfriend of mine' and means the chick that you may be dating and/or banging. It's also important to note that the only people who use that term are chicks and gays.
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I only have four years and one month to go and I'm only now starting my master's. back in undergrad I promised myself I'd finish my dma by thirty. looks like I may miss that by a semester or two.
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30 is in a year and a half for me and a girlfriend of mine. I would just like to point out that no one says 'a girlfriend of mine' and means the chick that you may be dating and/or banging. It's also important to note that the only people who use that term are chicks and gays. He's a CHICK!
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i turn thirty on the 24th. 22 hours from now, give or take.
the number doesn't bother me at all, cuz i'll always look like i'm a kid and/or a shit head. plus, the number really never comes up in conversation. its not like people're still asking me how old i am, and i gotta tell'em i'm 9 and a half, or whatever. its just a number no one would ever know or think of unless i told'em. i also don't really give a fuck about birthdays. y'wanna drink with me, thats awesome. doesn't matter what day it is.
i'll give you this, though; it certainly sounds weird to say i'll be in my 30s. for my math, i dont think i've changed at all mentally since i was 13 or 14. I've got a bit of a babyface meself. Even though I turned 30 this year, people tend to think I'm about 26 or so; and that's with a full beard. It wasn't until about two or so years ago that I stopped getting carded whenever I went into a store to buy beer or hard liquor. Never let them know your real age, Bobo. People tend to be more forgiving if they think you're young and stupid rather than old and stupid.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I only have four years and one month to go and I'm only now starting my master's. back in undergrad I promised myself I'd finish my dma by thirty. looks like I may miss that by a semester or two. No one cares but you.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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For whatever reason people think I'm younger as well. Then they find out how bitter I am and think I'm older.
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For whatever reason people think I'm younger as well. Well, in your case, retards generally look younger than they really are. I think it's the drooling and smell of crayon mixed with poo.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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The helmet covers a good part of my face. That might be another reason.
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