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Posted By: the G-man Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-18 6:24 PM
Will Smith: Suicide, Career and Otherwise
  • "Seven Pounds," Will Smith’s holiday offering, is a relentlessly depressing, strange piece of cinema that really has no business being released at Christmas, if ever.

    What you will see: a gaunt looking Smith, morose and ponderous, self righteous and self pitying, playing a man who’s planning his own suicide. That he carries it out at the end of the film is not so much of a surprise. (In the opening scene, he calls in his own suicide to 911.) It’s so graphic and elaborate all the scene is missing is a fat lady singing opera on the soundtrack.

    The premise of "Seven Pounds" is that Smith’s character, Ben Thomas, has caused the deaths of seven people including his beloved wife in an auto accident. He can’t live with himself, so he plots a way to commit suicide and at the same time save the lives of seven strangers. This will be his redemption.

    Among the seven strangers is a blind piano player, a young woman with a heart condition, an older woman who needs a liver transplant, and an abused woman and her children.

    "Seven Pounds" weighs a lot more than the title would indicate, more like seven tons. In the audience you will hear weeping, and many hankies are pulled from sleeves and handbags as the multiple "surprise" endings and "twists" are revealed. Rarely has there been a more portentous movie — ominous melancholy music is as ceaseless as the movie is grim, and the look on Smith’s face never lets you forget it.

    If the recession, Bernie Madoff, and two wars isn’t enough to depress you this Christmas, "Seven Pounds" should do the trick. Not since Jim Carrey nosedived in "The Cable Guy" have I seen a more misguided star vehicle. To be in a Will Smith movie and not have one laugh for 90 minutes, and then a rueful one of foreshadowing, is really jaw dropping.

    You could call "Seven Pounds" a courageous move for Smith, a bold choice, a way to stretch. [But] "Seven Pounds" is just gruesome, a horrid misfire by a well intentioned actor who will definitely be able to bounce back. I hope.


Geez. Don't hold back, Mr. Critic, tell us how you really feel.

I have no idea if this film is good or bad but the critic would have a lot more credibility if he didn't go on about how surprised he is that Will Smith would star in a "serious" movie. What about "I Am Legend," "The Pursuit of Happyness," "Ali," "the Legend of Bagger Vance" or "Six Degrees of Separation," none of which were laugh riots?
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-18 6:34 PM
why does he think it's a misfire?

The way he described the movie made me feel like it's a very effective one.
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-18 6:44 PM
Will we get to see Rosario Dawson nude? Because that's really the only thing that would get me to see this flick. I'm boycotting all future Will Smith (and Steven Spielberg) flicks due to their insistence to "remake" Oldboy.
Posted By: the G-man Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-18 6:54 PM
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
why does he think it's a misfire?

The way he described the movie made me feel like it's a very effective one.


Beyond the fact that the critic seems to think that Will Smith isn't allowed to do a dramatic film, he seems to believe that the performances and plot aren't convincing.

He may be right, but the fact he seems almost "insulted" that Smith decided not to make a comedy tends to diminish his credibility.
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-18 7:09 PM
Maybe he's getting impatient for the "Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" reunion.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-18 7:22 PM
The Cable Guy was a brilliant movie. It's a shame critics like this asshole killed it in the press.
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-18 8:23 PM
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Maybe he's getting impatient for the "Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" reunion.



I can dream \:\(
Posted By: King Snarf Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-18 9:46 PM
 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
why does he think it's a misfire?

The way he described the movie made me feel like it's a very effective one.


Beyond the fact that the critic seems to think that Will Smith isn't allowed to do a dramatic film, he seems to believe that the performances and plot aren't convincing.

He may be right, but the fact he seems almost "insulted" that Smith decided not to make a comedy tends to diminish his credibility.


I don't think the critic is upset about it being a drama, but that the film sounds like it makes Hamlet look cheerful by comparison. Most dramas have at least one light moment to balance the heavy stuff.
Posted By: King Snarf Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-18 9:46 PM
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
The Cable Guy was a brilliant movie. It's a shame critics like this asshole killed it in the press.


"I don't thee what the fuss was all about; that movie ruled!
Posted By: the G-man Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-18 10:21 PM
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Most dramas have at least one light moment to balance the heavy stuff.


Posted By: King Snarf Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-18 10:29 PM
Don't mistake me, I'm not suggesting it'a "Bwa-ha-haa" moment, but there's at least something that helps lift things up, a moment of cheeriness or something.
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Will we get to see Rosario Dawson nude? Because that's really the only thing that would get me to see this flick. I'm boycotting all future Will Smith (and Steven Spielberg) flicks due to their insistence to "remake" Oldboy.

the why do you care? Honestly, it's a different movie. Does it upset you this bad when a movie that isn't a remake sucks?
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-19 3:32 AM
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Will we get to see Rosario Dawson nude? Because that's really the only thing that would get me to see this flick. I'm boycotting all future Will Smith (and Steven Spielberg) flicks due to their insistence to "remake" Oldboy.

the why do you care? Honestly, it's a different movie. Does it upset you this bad when a movie that isn't a remake sucks?


I can because I wants to see Rosario Dawson nude. Jeez, Lothar, try and keep up!!!
Posted By: Anonymous One Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-19 2:31 PM
WTF? Who the hell do you think you are ruining a movie right on the portal page? Seriously the hell...
Posted By: rex Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-19 2:33 PM
That's why you don't use the portal page.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-19 2:46 PM
What's a portal page?
Posted By: rex Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-19 3:04 PM
Its where jeremy puts all the cocks he steals.
Posted By: the G-man Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-19 3:33 PM
 Originally Posted By: Anonymous One
WTF? Who the hell do you think you are ruining a movie right on the portal page? Seriously the hell...


Oh,yeah....spoilers.

It's a joke, dude. That scene doesn't really happen in the movie. It's not a Fresh Prince sequel.
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-19 5:34 PM
\:lol\:
Posted By: Frank Burns Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-20 5:58 AM
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Will we get to see Rosario Dawson nude? Because that's really the only thing that would get me to see this flick. I'm boycotting all future Will Smith (and Steven Spielberg) flicks due to their insistence to "remake" Oldboy.

the why do you care? Honestly, it's a different movie. Does it upset you this bad when a movie that isn't a remake sucks?


I can because I wants to see Rosario Dawson nude. Jeez, Lothar, try and keep up!!!


Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-20 6:00 AM
Frank, did I ever mention that you are arguably the greatest alt on these boards? What about that you're easily my favorite alt on these boards?
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-20 6:32 AM
Those are some fine udders on that woman, Frank.
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: Will Smith: Seven Pounds - 2008-12-24 11:03 PM
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
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