RDCW 2007? - RKMBs

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Jeremy said:
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Grimm said:
get to it, Germy!

Sorry! I was gone all weekend. I'll work on it at work Monday. Wednesday at the lattest...

aight, I've done my bit (except for promo). now it's up to the rest of you to keep things going.

Battle of the Tits? The hell?

Yeah...?

It's "Battle of the Titans" with an RDCW twist!

It's not a "Meeko on a Pole Match" is it? 'Cause I thought we put the kibosh on that angle.

No. You're just two of the biggest boobs in the RDCW.

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thedoctor said:
No. You're just two of the biggest boobs in the RDCW.

the truth revealed...finally

thanks to Retard for adding the FR/LLawller pic. little touches like that help a lot. little touches like the one LLawller gave FR, are just creepy.

yet funny.

but mostly creepy.

still need profile posts from the following:
Germys
TK-069
down to two. not bad.

now it's time for promos. when you get your promos up, you can start working on your recaps. you got two weeks before recaps are due. that should be plenty of time for everyone.

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Grimm said:
thanks to Retard for adding the FR/LLawller pic. little touches like that help a lot. little touches like the one LLawller gave FR, are just creepy.

Just for the record, JRs music is Boomer Sooner, FRs music is Boners Sooner!

I got a night off??? Oh, this does NOT sit well with me! Where's the damn commissioner 'round here???

Grimm cant book you until you can fit through the doors of the Cheesedome again!

You stop making delicious nachos and I'll stop eating them, concession boy!

Now where did I put your contract again?
Oh yeah, in the lavatory, but you would already have seen that while you was cleaning the urinals with your tongue!

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Nowhereman said:
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Grimm said:
thanks to Retard for adding the FR/LLawller pic. little touches like that help a lot. little touches like the one LLawller gave FR, are just creepy.

Just for the record, JRs music is Boomer Sooner, FRs music is Boners Sooner!

still need profile posts from the following:
Germys
TK-069
down to two. not bad.

need promos from:
Masked Avengers
Sammitch (for Sammitch's match)
Snarf
BPT
Ghost Hog
Grimm

or perhaps you'd rather see PJP's gardening forum here.

its a shame when the new guy has to try to save the place...

PJP's Home and Garden coming soon...

If anyone is curious what that weird post with the spaceship could have lead to, you can see a sample here.

I was kinda drunk when i wrote mine-could you tell????

not at all!

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Pig Iran said:
I was kinda drunk when i wrote mine-could you tell????

would we have it any other way...

Sammitch wrote an EPIC promo...!

Captain Sammitch is the master of no-selling the no-sell.

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_{Y'know, when he's not horribly and obscenely late writing his own promos and match recaps...}

As someone who used to be heavily involved with the behind the scenes work of the RDCW, here is what I think of Snarf's latest work.

This:

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King Snarf said:
We come back from commercial to see King Snarf standing in the ring!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! It's great to be back! Now, tonight, I'm sure you want to see some slam bang action between me and Sammitch! You want to see high spots, stiff shots, and, to be precise a flat out brawl! *pop from the audience* Well, one thing I can promise you is that tonight, unlike those other wrestling shows, you'll see a decisive winner! No bullshit endings like the ref throwing the match out. No, you'll see a undisputed winner, I promise you! And I can guaran-damn-tee that, because tonight... I forfeit. *crowd boos* My reasons are my own. So Sammitch, enjoy the victory! *King Snarf winks at the camera with faux sincerity.* And just to reiterate, you fans do NOT get the privilege of seeing me wrestle tonight, and if you're not down with that, I got two words for ya....

That's unfortunate.

Marcum: Jeez Louise! He can't even end it in a catchy fashion!

*King Snarf leaves the Cheesedome amidst crowd boos*

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Could have been brilliant. It was the perfect promo for Snarf's character, and his angle. There is no denying that. The problem is that it appears this was not what he and Sammitch had worked out for their match. If it was, then Paragon should not have stepped in, but I doubt he would have because someone would have told him this was the angle. Obviously, what happened here was a severe lack of communication by Snarf to his match partner, and that is the real insult.

Snarf, if this is how you want to play a feud with Sammitch, you've got to tell him this is how you want to play it, and you have to tell him how long and how far you want to take it before you finally have the big match (I'm guessing at the PPV). Since you did not respect Sammitch and his character, you got screwed with the same disrespect for your own character, and beaten down by your opponent in the war of promos. Now, you'll probably get squashed in the match, and thrown out of the RDCW. All you'll be left with is posting promos no one cares about because you have no one left to care.

actually Snarf's first post was well done and a part of his character's stated "mission" to make the RDCW lame. the post was left open ended enough for someone to step in and "force" Snarf into the match. (that's called playing the game, people.)

it was the second post where he screwed up with the silly "snarf lookalike" premise, when he could have found a much better idea with just a little effort.

but it lead to sammitch's EPIC promo posting, bringing Snarf back to the cheesedome. again people, that's how you play the game. it's all about the back and forth and matching wits with your partner/opponent.

some people prefer to do it through PMs, some prefer to just let it fly off the cuff, and sometimes the GM (

) has to help things along with a little direction.

I agree. That is the danger of leaving a post open ended. Like I said, if Snarf really wanted to play it like he promoted it he should have made it clear to the GM and his opponent.

This really says it all, though:

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King Snarf said:
Good bit there, Chris Oakley.

here's the thing, Snarf hasn't done anything wrong here and it's not your place to come out here and tell him that he has.

your little outburst, mr. lee, as well as your complete and utter failure to comprehend the concept of "roleplaying" has cost not only the masked avengers their tag match, but it has also cost sammitch his match with snarf.

now in the future perhaps you will think a little more before you speak out of turn. or it will be you that is asked to leave the rdcw.

now you will all have the chance to sort things out next week when Sammitch, Chewy, and KC face Snarf and Masked Avengers in a six man tag match.

the new regime is in control

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Grimm said:
here's the thing, Snarf hasn't done anything wrong here and it's not your place to come out here and tell him that he has.

your little outburst, mr. lee, as well as your complete and utter failure to comprehend the concept of "roleplaying" has cost not only the masked avengers their tag match, but it has also cost sammitch his match with snarf.

now in the future perhaps you will think a little more before you speak out of turn. or it will be you that is asked to leave the rdcw.

now you will all have the chance to sort things out next week when Sammitch, Chewy, and KC face Snarf and Masked Avengers in a six man tag match.

My apologies. I was wrong. If my outburst outside of the actual thread is a problem, then I will simply not be a problem and bow out of the RDCW without further incident. We used to have a thread where we could iron these things out without incident, and where people could be wrong and informed as such without messing up the main threads, but I guess there is no longer a room to break kayfabee around here.

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Brad Lee said:
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Grimm said:
here's the thing, Snarf hasn't done anything wrong here and it's not your place to come out here and tell him that he has.

your little outburst, mr. lee, as well as your complete and utter failure to comprehend the concept of "roleplaying" has cost not only the masked avengers their tag match, but it has also cost sammitch his match with snarf.

now in the future perhaps you will think a little more before you speak out of turn. or it will be you that is asked to leave the rdcw.

now you will all have the chance to sort things out next week when Sammitch, Chewy, and KC face Snarf and Masked Avengers in a six man tag match.

My apologies. I was wrong. If my outburst outside of the actual thread is a problem, then I will simply not be a problem and bow out of the RDCW without further incident. We used to have a thread where we could iron these things out without incident, and where people could be wrong and informed as such without messing up the main threads, but I guess there is no longer a room to break kayfabee around here.

there was nothing to "hammer out" until you took it upon yourself to go on a tirade. the situation was handled "instory." period. end of discussion.

if you cannot grasp such concepts, perhaps you should step aside. that's your decision.

My bad, again, it was my bad to begin with. You set me straight. That's all I have to say. Now I see how you want to handle things. But then to go and say I'm out of this Havoc because I fucked up out of story, I don't need to play that way.

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Brad Lee said:
My bad, again, it was my bad to begin with. You set me straight. That's all I have to say.

apparently it's not all you have to say.

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Now I see how you want to handle things.

and it's only taken several PMs, and multiple talk threads posts to get it into your head.

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But then to go and say I'm out of this Havoc because I fucked up out of story, I don't need to play that way.

then don't play. I've tried to deal with you several times in the past, Brad, and you just don't seem to learn. I'm handling things differently this time around. You don't like it, you can go.

I like it fine, but I don't need to be where I'm not wanted, and I'm clearly not wanted.

Yipes.

Good!
Now fuck off!

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Brad Lee said:
That is the danger of leaving a post open ended.

Grimm's pretty much said everything that needed to be said, but I am curious as to how you think "King Snarf leaves the Cheesedome" is open-ended?

don't start him up again, just let it die so we can move on.

Sorry.

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Grimm said:
don't start him up again, just let him die so we can move on.

all right, peoples. new Havok tomorrow. need them recaps. . .

Typing madly as we speak...

gonna start finishing mine round midnight.

If any need doing I'm volunteering to write them.

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Captain Sammitch said:
Typing madly as we speak...

The streak continues!!!

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thedoctor said:
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Captain Sammitch said:
Typing madly as we speak...

The streak continues!!!

Fuck off. I PMed Grimm last night.

Maybe next time I should just be like "Nope. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent," and just pleasantly surprise everyone.

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Captain Sammitch said:
Maybe next time I should just be like "Nope. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent," and just pleasantly surprise everyone.

Dude, if you're going to meltdown so easily, please have a video camera recording and upload it to YouTube later.

Never gets old.

My meltdowns aren't worth recording. They're kinda boring.

And thank you so much for ignoring my amusing Dana Carvey reference.

P.S.: I sent you a copy since you are posting right now and Grimmers isn't.

you know, that's not a bad idea, except i didn't save what i sent grimm.
crap

I wrote a promo for a match I was in two years ago!

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big_pimp_tim said:
you know, that's not a bad idea, except i didn't save what i sent grimm.
crap

I can get that back to you.

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thedoctor said:
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Captain Sammitch said:
Typing madly as we speak...

The streak continues!!!

he's actually on time!

the only person I haven't heard from is. . .Knut.

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Captain Sammitch said:
And thank you so much for ignoring my amusing Dana Carvey reference.

I do not deny that there was a Dana Carvey reference.

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Grimm said:
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big_pimp_tim said:
you know, that's not a bad idea, except i didn't save what i sent grimm.
crap

I can get that back to you.

If he sent it to you via PM here, it should still be in his sent folder!

it was, he sent, all is good.

so, just waiting for that one so I can post grimm/krazed and put up this week's show.

I think it's done now...

sent grimm. sorry

no prob. I figure with the boards gettin mucked up yesterday afternoon, we'd be delayed anyway.

ok, first show's done and I think it came out pretty well.

next show will be up in a little while.

Holy Snarf!!!

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Grimm said:

Grudge Match
Ghost Hog

vs.
J w/West Side Rollers

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Pig Iran said:
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Grimm said:

Grudge Match
Ghost Hog

vs.
J w/West Side Rollers

you. . .asked for that match last week in your promo. . .

I just said holy snarf. But it was in reference to that.

promo time again!

snarf
sammitch
spamm
ghost hog
jermys
bpt
knut
joe mama

Tonight. Uh...tuesday by the latest??

I never thought you would Sammitch on us, Knut.

wtg knute, wtg

He'll return.

Just got back from Kansas City. Gonna type one up within the next hour.

no sammitch for me damnit! i got my promo in.

heh, it was my fault it took this long.

gobdamn golden state fan deserves all he gets though

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Captain Sammitch said:
Just got back from Kansas City. Gonna type one up within the next hour.

Which hour was that?

The hour in which my computer crashed and I said 'fuck it, I'll type it over tomorrow.'

Whoops....

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Captain Sammitch said:
The hour in which my computer crashed and I said 'fuck it, I'll type it over tomorrow.'

Sure JQ, sure!

Yeah, the first time I typed that promo, I was still at my mother's house, having just gotten in from KC. Of course her computer is a steaming piece of crap, but my dumb ass doesn't bother to make a backup copy of what I had - and it was better than what I ended up typing.

Sure JQ, sure!

promo time again!

snarf
spamm
ghost hog
jermys
bpt

participation is kinda the idea here, folks. also might wanna start workin on them recaps.

oh, me n knute did ours kinda together.

Spoilers.

yes!!!! i'm a real asshole now!

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big_pimp_tim said:
oh, me n knute did ours kinda together.

it's kinda hard to tell cuz while it was really good, it really only covered Knut's character/feud. BPT and J were kinda just in the background.

eh, it was a team effort thing. i let knute do the talkin, since we're a team, i figured havin 2 would be kinda wierd. though i suppose if you like i could get it edited to add some in their addressing joe momma some

yeah, that'd work. a little bit for JM. a little bit for Ghost Hog.

you guys can also work out "backstage bits" as well. if you wana jump somebody, PM that person and work something out.

don't feel limited to the in rings.

Big Pimple Tom is a specialist of "in Ring" work, and Kuntreturns loves his technique!

cunt!

That was not a denial!

gonna move Havok to wednesdays, because that's when I'm off. so I have more time. (no, Sammitch, that does mean you can turn in your recaps on Thursday)

recaps due. on Wednesday.

BPT, Knut, JM send me your ideas for the tag match. (provided you have any

)

also, next show will have a very, very special main event match.

heh.

I sent my contribution for the recap to Sammitch.

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King Snarf said:
I sent my contribution for the recap to Sammitch.

so why no promo this week?

probably sent that to sammitch too. which means we'll see it some time in 2008...

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Grimm said:
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King Snarf said:
I sent my contribution for the recap to Sammitch.

so why no promo this week?

Busy with work and a major head cold being the two major reasons. Most of the major points I was gonna cover in the promo I covered in the recap anyway.

Nicely done, Mister Grimmonowski.

Was I the only one besides you and Joe that got my stuff in on time?

well, I had talked with Joe, Knut, and Tim about the tag match. Other than that, you're the only one who sent anything in. Well, I guess Snarf counts since he helped with yours. But yeah.

my punk ass went over the top rope...

but you didn't lose!

true. true...

yes!!!!! we kick ass knute.

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big_pimp_tim said:
yes!!!!! we kick ass knute.

I sent your punk ass over the top rope.

I can't post any promo's to the havoc thread. I've tried a few times, and it ain't happening. IS anybody else having that problem?

send 'em to me and I'll post 'em.

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SpandexMonkeyMan said:
I can't post any promo's to the havoc thread. I've tried a few times, and it ain't happening. IS anybody else having that problem?

Sure Beardguy, sure!

proooooomooooooos????

you know, it kinda defeats the purpose when I have to continually remind you guys to post. . .

I didn't wanna go first.

Typing now...

for three hours? must be a helluva promo.

I'll leave that up to you. I got bored in the middle and went to get some leftovers from the cookout. But yeah, it's up now.

By the way, 22 pages later, in a thread originally concerned with asking whether we should restart the RDCW? Is it time for Kayfabe Room 2.0 yet?

why? I figure this thread's working fine so far. am I wrong?

I don't see the need to start a new thread just for a title change. let's see some more enthusiam from our posters and a little more faster paced responses. that's what I'm concerned with.

Feh! I betcha a new kayfabe thread would go to ten pages by the end of the week!

It wouldn't get promos in any quicker, but imagine the post-count-padding opportunities!

yeah, see, that's not the answer I want.

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Captain Sammitch said:
Feh! I betcha a new kayfabe thread would go to ten pages by the end of the week!

It wouldn't get promos in any quicker, but imagine the post-count-padding opportunities!

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Grimm said:
yeah, see, that's not the answer I want.

You're talking to the only one besides you who's posted anything.

_{Also one of the only ones on time last time...}

so I should start another thread for just three people to post in? not a good argument there.

besides you still haven't picked a winner in the NAME SAMMITCH'S FACTION contest.

It's too difficult!!!

I figured there'd be more entrants. I forgot to check which forum this is first.

The Cheapion Connection...

OOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Only problem is that the characters use nowhere near as much cheap heat as the posters.

Sammitch's Super Stable

The Sammitch Makers (?)

I don't know.

JLA For Mod?

How about Castle of Blog?

Kevin Costner- The Guardian

Baconfuck?

Yes.

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Nowhereman said:

I'm sorry, but the correct response is "Owner of a Lonely Heart"....

how's that promo coming, Snarf?

...........

so who's for bringing back the tag titles?

How many "team players" are there?

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Grimm said:
Once you've sold your soul to the devil, you can't buy it back.

Gimmick infringement!

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Grimm said:
so who's for bringing back the tag titles?

That would be cool, since I seem to be in a pattern of spending more time writing Chewy and Killconey than writing my own character. Right now it's just easier to write them for some reason.

MAybe its cause they are interesting!
Well, more interesting than you at least!

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thedoctor said:
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Grimm said:
Once you've sold your soul to the devil, you can't buy it back.

Gimmick infringement!

I like to think of it as "homage" to a fallen superstar.

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Pig Iran said:
How many "team players" are there?

well, right now looking at it, we have:

Chewy & KC
West Side Rollers
MWO
plus one more I can't mention yet.

I'd like to have at least one or two more teams, whether actual posters teaming up or NPCs. I'd prefer the former, but I'll take the latter.

I'm not sure me and Grimm are gonna last long enough to make a run. Which suits me fine - I like to keep my workload simple. And I don't have time to come up with my own NPC team.

*SPOILERS*

I've put together a team, for a title run or whatever. I'm just mosying over to the promo thread to intro them properly

hurm? suddentuesdayrebelrockerconnectionexpress?

Ryan. . .Fantastic???

I thought his name was Ryan Brusts!

that name was trademarked!

Just wanted to say, I think I've figured out why my promo wouldn't post, so I'll probably have a modified version of it up sometime tomorrow.

Translation

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This week, the part of Captain Samitch will be played by Spandex Monkey Man (which is kinda ironic, cos Sammitch got his promo up in good time).

Sammitch has been getting his stuff in.

I think Snarf might be turning into the new Sammitch. Or, the old Snarf.

ok, just a reminder, need the recaps by wednesday.

for the stairway match, I've already talked to a couple of you. bpt, charlie, piggie, if you've got anything you want in the match, get it to me asap.

I apologize. Things have been busy as of late with home stuff and work stuff (one of our guys just quit, which is kinda good, as I didn't really care for the douchebag). I shall endeavor to make amends with the next show!

Just post something and then send Grimm a recap, or an attempt at a recap, or something. My job is shit too, but if I can keep up with this any idiot can. Thank you for your cooperation.

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King Snarf said:
I apologize. Things have been busy as of late with home stuff and work stuff (one of our guys just quit, which is kinda good, as I didn't really care for the douchebag). I shall endeavor to make amends with the next show!

spoken like the true greatest RDCW champ...

never!!!!!!

damn, that was a motherfucker to write.

if you want to do something specific for Scammiversary, please let me know so that we can coordinate our efforts.

turned out damn good.
damn you sammitch!

Charlie, make sure you check your pm box.

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big_pimp_tim said:
turned out damn good.
damn you sammitch!

great job, Charlie.

Are you having a laugh?!

por que?

got another one for you, Charlie.

still need promos for/from

Fantastic Bros.
Killconey
Ghost Hog
Big Pimp Tim
Joe Mama

okay, so right now, the tag team scene looks like this:

Chewy & KC
West Side Rollers
MWO
The Otaku
The Fantastic Bros.
English Bastards

I think we can start working on reviving the tag titles if you guys are interested.

done..

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Grimm said:
The Fantastic Bros.

Are they plumbers?

Joe can work that cheap heat.......

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Pig Iran said:
Joe can work that cheap heat.......

Yeah...

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Pig Iran said:
done..

Corn...aweshome...

Tonight, the fans will believe a Pimp can fly!!!

epic joe!

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Nowhereman said:
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Grimm said:
The Fantastic Bros.

Are they plumbers?

I don't think they're italian, perhaps we'll find out!

so if they're plumbers they must be italian? RACIST!

that's "rascist"! pay attention, reax!

great work, guys. we've got some good angles going here.

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Grimm said:
that's "rascist"! pay attention, reax!

served by my mentor...

that's what mentors are for. learn from this experience.

yes sensei...

Piggie, Notwedge, clean out your "private topics". "private topics". . . $\:nono\:$

Is that like a PM...I just deleted about 30?

apparently that's the new PM thing. . .

Originally Posted By: Pig Iran

Is that like a PM...I just deleted about 30?

apparently you're still over your limit. $\:\?\!\:$

Apparently I just had 15 pages of old messages that somehow populated my profile--even though I had deleted said messages that went all the way back to 2003. Fucking 15 pages I just deleted...shite...

The board upgrade vomited up old PMs including ones sent out even if they'd been previously deleted.

Originally Posted By: thedoctor

The board upgrade vomited up

now Pariah's gonna want to post here again. $\:sigh\:$

Is this fucking place for real...jeez?

piggie's gone french again!

Who? You guys still think that's me...hah.

I've deleted that which was formerly known as PMs

k. y'all know the drill. recaps in by wednesday. if we haven't talked already, PM me.

But that's tomorrow!

. . .yeah. . . $\:izzatso\:$

Now it's today!

Charlie???

Originally Posted By: Pig Iran

Charlie???

no response, huh?

$\:\($

so Charlie and Joe Mama are basically draggin their heels here.

Not really. I'm writing up the recap, then I'll send it to BPT for adding/editing. Then one of us will get it to you for posting.

so you gonna get that out by what. . .thursday at the latest?

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Not really. I'm writing up the recap, then I'll send it to BPT for adding/editing. Then one of us will get it to you for posting.

you know, I expect it from Charlie. . .

Originally Posted By: Grimm

so you gonna get that out by what. . .thursday at the latest?

He would be dabbling in an art form only I have truly mastered.

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

Originally Posted By: Grimm

so you gonna get that out by what. . .thursday at the latest?

He would be dabbling in an art form only I have truly mastered.

thats right. and whats with this thursday stuff. in sammitchs day it was wenesday at the lattest damnit!

So, yeah, I totally dropped the ball this week. Between the boards going down, which stole days that could've been spent working with BPT on our match, my own failure to develop a pretty neat idea I had, and the distraction of having my boss make a surprise appearance at work on Thursday, I could pull my proverbial shit together long enough to write the recap that you all - especially BPT - deserve. Anyone who's been following the RDCW from the beginning knows that this isn't the norm with me. All I can do is apologize and offer to work with BPT again in the near future so I can make it up to him.

For those of you who are wondering, he beat me clean. I attempted to keep the tempo of the match slow to frustrate BPT and force him to make a mistake. Once it became clear that the strategy wasn't going to work, the match because a pure brawl. There were several near misses as we almost got each other over the top rope. Finally, I had the advantage long enough that it looked like Tim was - once again - going over. But Tim had the good sense to grab a hold of me and we both went over. We each had a hold of the top rope and were struggling to keep our feet of the floor. Tim recovered enough so that his kicks to my ribs and gut were enough to make me let go. As Tim celebrated in the ring, and the commentators wondered what this would mean in my match against Captain Sammitch, and Don West tried to sell Barry Bonds cards to a ten-year-old in the stands, I took a moment to show my respect and then left the ring area.

And then there was a dark match. Uschi vs PJP. She threw his punk ass over the top rope.

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

don't let the pics fool you.....after the match she received the beating of a lifetime....and hasn't been heard from since.

Originally Posted By: PJP

don't let the pics fool you.....after the match she received the beating of a lifetime....and hasn't been heard from since.

I'll beat she took a beating...IN THE ASS!!!

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

this is the best RDCW Havok review EVAR!!!!!!!!!

10,000 points!

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

this is the best RDCW Havok review EVAR!!!!!!!!!

10,000 points!

Awwwwwwwwww, shucks! $\:P$

it just needs a little something extra at the end. . .

Sorry I didn't post. Didn't realise the boards had come back (my bookmarks had mucked up, so I was basically just loading a Kamphausen 404 page).

I doubt I'll be able to post anything this week, and honestly I don't expect anyone else to either.

but if you want to, go ahead.

but I'm taking a week off from this.

i forgot who if anyone i was in a match with, was it sammitch?

yeah, Sammitch.

that punk ass is goin over the top rope!

ahhh, promo done, like it just writes itself! $B\)$

$\:lol\:$

$\:D$

You amuse me sometimes.

$\:grumble\:$

BPT, you're over your PM limit.

Snarf, you are as well.

k, deletin

is there anybody who needs to know what's up for this week's recaps? if not, get in touch with me.

please make sure you've got room in your PM box.

JLA actually posted. and just when I thought he'd lost all interest. $\:D$

$\:\)$

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Snarf, you are as well.

Why hasn't anyone PM'd me to let me know???

Great work with the JLA/Evil recap, Grimm and notwedge!

thanks. more to come!

all right, I just need the main event and we can put this one to bed.

good stuff on havok fellas...

$\:woo\:$

Originally Posted By: Grimm

$\:woo\:$

dont get to excited grimm. ur punk ass is going over the chained top rope for what u did to jeremey...

you should pay attention to what happened to germemys, because you're going to be experiencing much worse! $\:woo\:$

Originally Posted By: Grimm

you should pay attention to what happened to germemys, because you're going to be experiencing much worse! $\:woo\:$

we shall see...well maybe u wont considering ur ass will probably be knocked out! $\:woo\:$

yeah? speaking of knocked out, maybe you should see if you can wake germys up and ask him about it!

heh touche

Originally Posted By: Grimm

all right, I just need the main event and we can put this one to bed.

time's up.

i am used to getting a pm. i lose track of who i am against. if it was even me your reffering to, but i did send you one askin.... $\:x$

partly you. partly JM. partly Sammitch.

. . .mostly Sammitch. $;\)$

$\:woo\:$

wtg sammitch, muckin it up again!

Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim

$\:woo\:$

wtg sammitch, muckin it up again!

$\:lol\:$

I'm here, y'know...maybe we could team up for this match and teach Sammitch a lesson...

long as his punk ass goes over!!!!!

You know, this is the first time I've even been able to turn my computer ON in three days. I should have just asked for this week off, but I didn't anticipate a few things surrounding the move.

$\:lol\:$

you still won,
but you went over the top rope!!!

$\:damntrue\:$

Oh, the humanity! What will I do with myself? Surely my career is over now! $\:rollseyes$

Dude, you should really consider expanding your repertoire.

nah, i'm happy. who needs belts.

besides, storywise to my character, going over is worse than losing.
so we both got what we wanted

Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim

Edit Reason: over the top woooooo

$\:lol\:$ $\:lol\:$ $\:lol\:$ Awesome!

$\:D$

Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim

nah, i'm happy. who needs belts.

besides, storywise to my character, going over is worse than losing.
so we both got what we wanted

$\:damntrue\:$

I can only remember winning one match....I'm so used to losing it's like ...well, normal. Losing is the new winning.

you beat Charlie last week. and you beat somebody to win the Hardcore belt. I'm sure you probably beat Sammitch once or twice, too.

I remember at least once. Could've been twice. I think it was either Piggo or Charlie who won the hardcore belt from me.

he also beat Darth in that gobawful hot coals match or whatever it was. terrible idea. $\:nono\:$

but what's more important to me is that Piggie's posts are creative and unique, and he's willing to work with anybody and do his bit.

All true. Piggo is aweshome. $\:woo\:$

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

All true. Piggo is aweshome. $\:woo\:$

yeah. even though hes drunk all the time...

that's part of his charm.

true, true.

Yeah..I think the sammitch match was my best with spandex monkey man....I liked the buffet table and banana bit. the promo where we met schwarz was another highlight.

I'm still trying to figure ghost hog out...trying to make him different than pig iron.

payyyyyyyy per vieewwwwww????? paaayyyyyy peeerrrrr viiieeeewwwwww. . .

$o\:\)$

I got at least a third of mine to you already. If work today hadn't been so shitty, I'd have finished it. You'll definitely get the rest by Thursday. What's the C.A.T.C.H? So far only Grimm knows!!!!

promos? prrrooooomoooooossssss??????

on it mentor...

Tonight.

I hear there are rumors of a "Hall of Fame", a "Legends Appreciation Night", and some dvds in the works.

WoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!

JM seems a tad excited....

But just a tad.

cant overdo it...

Nope. Wouldn't be right.

even though he really wants to.

Yeah...

Watch me! I got it! HEAAYYYHHH!!!!!!

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Tonight.

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Watch me! I got it! HEAAYYYHHH!!!!!!

now thats overdoing it...

It is finished. Pleasant dreams, Sammitch.

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Watch me! I got it! HEAAYYYHHH!!!!!!

now thats overdoing it...

who are you to question the Godfather of Soul? $\:izzatso\:$

uh....im one of his illegitimate grand children....?

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

It is finished. Pleasant dreams, Sammitch.

One of the best in-rings I've ever read. Just got back in town; will have (hopefully) a worthy reply by the end of the day. Probably a PM or two for planning shite out as well.

yours was very good as well sammitch...

That was so good, I had to respond to it.

Of course you did.

all right. if the other Hall of Famers will post, we can start puttin up the recaps.

$\:woo\:$

Gotta give the devil his due, that was a nice little Hall of Fame speech that Nowie gave.

well done nowie!

it was touching. and not in the way your traumatic childhood memories from Camp Robhausen were.

Warning, Spoiler:

very nice, CC.

still waiting on Doc's and SoM's.

cheers for doc!

Indeed!

now if Son of Mxy will post his, we can start putting up recaps.

Great job to both Nowhereman and Doc. There's no denying that, without those two, the RDCW would never have been able to be what it is.

today's the day. need everything in by tonight.

You gots mine! I envy all you people; you have no idea what the C.A.T.C.H. is, but you shall thrill to this, the most innovative concept match EVAH, very, very shortly.

The main event is in. I think it needs a touch of fine-tuning, but it's pretty durned good. With that, I'm going to bed!

I just need the Ghost Hog/BPT match.

heh. SOM would have wanted it that way...

C.A.T.C.H

heh.

aight. the rest'll go up tomorrow.

I hereby proclaim the C.A.T.C.H. featuring myself and Johnathan Q. Evil to have been the grandest spectacle in all of sports entertainment!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

It was so terrible that I couldn't even read the whole thing.

Seriously.

I'll try to get that today or tonight.

Originally Posted By: thedoctor

It was so terrible that I couldn't even read the whole thing.

Seriously.

spoken like a true hall of famer...

Originally Posted By: thedoctor

It was so terrible that I couldn't even read the whole thing.

Seriously.

Man...

I have since built a time machine, traveled to the past, and prevented myself from reading it, that's how absolutely horrendous it was.

Unfortunately, since the only reason for me building the time machine was for the sole purpose of not reading Snarf's recap, creating a new past where I hadn't read the post means I had no reason to create the time machine in the first place, negating me traveling back in the past to change that point, and creating a paradox.

It was so awful, time and space have been altered forEVAR!

may da Schwartz be with you!

Originally Posted By: thedoctor

It was so terrible that I couldn't even read the whole thing.

Originally Posted By: Grimm

may da Schwartz be with you!

it was certainly with BPT...

Yeah....poor Schwartz...

$\:\($

hoooray shwartz!

Quote:

Grimm said:
MarcuM: The cheap heat quotient has seriously dropped in the Cheesedome this week!

Monroe: Well, I'm sure King Snarf will do his best to bring it back up again!

promos? bueller?

im on vacation. i trust in BPT to write one up and include me in it...

oh, you bastard!

hey at least i didnt ask for a soda...

of course not. why we have j.

Posted my promo...where's everyone else's?

i would have mine down, but it's rough with k-nute ridin my coat tails.... grrs, lol

i'll do it later tonight.

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Posted my promo...where's everyone else's?

That was vintage Joe Mama, man.

As good as the glory days when The IV ruled the roost...

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Posted my promo...where's everyone else's?

That was vintage Joe Mama, man.

As good as the glory days when The Bastardo Family ruled the roost...

fixed.

Him too!

Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim

i would have mine down, but it's rough with k-nute ridin my coat tails.... grrs, lol

i'll do it later tonight.

by later tonight i meant tomorrow

Tim. . .it is tomorrow.

It's even later tomorrow in numerous countries.

We're well into tomorrow...still no promo. $\:\($

Man...

Good thing I didn't hold my breath waiting. Big Pimp Tim is a Punk Ass Busta.

snap!

tomorrow is in fact, now over, and it is the day after tomorrow.

guess I'm carrying Notwedge this week.

sorry, cable went down yesterday. somthing bout replacing a part caused another part to go, yip yap yip yap

it will be done tonight. unless the cab;e company decided to upgrade anything again, and blow somnthing else up

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Good thing I didn't hold my breath waiting. Big Pimp Tim is a Punk Ass Busta.

don't be jealous cause pimps can fly!

Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Good thing I didn't hold my breath waiting. Big Pimp Tim is a Punk Ass Busta.

don't be jealous cause pimps can fly!

BPT is the new Captain Sammitch!

$\:\($

i would have a snappy come back, but the cable has already gone down again and come back since that post...

RAGTAG HEROES: COMING SOON

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

RAGTAG HEROES: COMING SOON

Ok Guys, I'm gonna have to take a while off from this (liek I haven't been doing so already). I just don't have many ideas for promo's at the mo, and other stuff on and whatnot is preventing me from devoting the time I'd like to to coming up with what I'd like to re: said promo's. Hopefully I'll be back soonish with more ideas, and better ones, but for now I need a break.

so anybody else gonna post or should we just end the whole thing?

i got one comming mentor. just waiting on tims confirmation...

we're on it!

I've got a promo lined up for tomorrow, time permitting.

RAGTAG HEROES: COMING SOON!

I'm writing a promo for the last match I was in!

Can anyone remind me what show it was?

Originally Posted By: Nowhereman

I'm writing a promo for the last match I was in!

Can anyone remind me what show it was?

It was probably something from Gayboy Championship Wrestling. Were you tusslin' with Rob, y'big Ginger poof?

based on Nasty's post, I think we need to have some "tryout" matches over the next few shows.

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: Nowhereman

I'm writing a promo for the last match I was in!

Can anyone remind me what show it was?

It was probably something from Gayboy Championship Wrestling. Were you tusslin' with Rob, y'big Ginger poof?

I have never wrestled in GBW (get it right fucknut), as the ring they wrestle in moves everytime you fart!

And just a whiff of my arse makes you too hot to wrassle.

Hot is not defined in the dictionary as being the same word as unconcious!

all right, get your promos in and start on your recaps. I wanna wrap this one up sunday if possible so the new show can go up on time.

just had to take it to elvis didnt ya grimm

Hey now! Grimm had some assistance writing that promo!

$\:\($

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

just had to take it to elvis didnt ya grimm

that was all JM. but wait for the recap.

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

cant just be the better man and let your boy get some credit huh?

no for reals, great promo guys. I am one of those champloo kids though $\:\($

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

just had to take it to elvis didnt ya grimm

that was all JM. but wait for the recap.

ah i see. well then i take back my post above...

(except for JM doing this...

)

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

just had to take it to elvis didnt ya grimm

that was all JM. but wait for the recap.

I'm available for ideas. But if not, I'm just excited to see what you come up with.

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

cant just be the better man and let your boy get some credit huh?

no for reals, great promo guys. I am one of those champloo kids though $\:\($

No I can't. I never get no props. Never never never... $\:\($

It hurts, man. It hurts my soul!

As for the Champloo crack, I love that series almost as much as I love Bebop, Ninja Scroll, and a few other things. Champloo was the first thing I could pair with "nerds" for the desired effect. It's all love.

The crack about getting hit with a balsa sword is based on a true incident that happened to me. It's fun making a 14-year-old of Canadian/Asian descent crap his pants with a well-placed glare. Li'l pricks...

its the little things in life...

soooooo.....

. . .yes?

i didnt really have anything to add...

Quote:

JM began battering the sides of the porta potty with Loosie and screaming: "Are you dead yet?" at his trapped foe!

LOVE it!!!

Sammitched again, eh?

it was all I could think of. . .

JM with the porta potty/Loosie/"dead yet?" bit.

It was hilarious, dude. Seriously.

Sorry about the late recap, BTW.

s'cool. runnin a little behind myself. . .

It was beautiful, man.

Great job.

thanks. next show goin up shortly.

great show folks!

. . .and just because you might not have a match, that doesn't mean you can't (or shouldn't) post.

I just got back from Toronto. As soon as I'm settled in and relaxed, I'll post a promo. I have a couple of details to work out with Grimm, but I have a pretty good idea of what I'll be saying.

I'll have mine in by Tuesday. July at the latest.

Originally Posted By: thedoctor

I'll have mine in by Tuesday. July at the latest.

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: thedoctor

I'll have mine in by Tuesday. July at the latest.

all bad...

and ill have mine tonight...

results, etc. tomorrow night. send me whatever you got.

Grimm & Evil recap finished.

You know you can start posting when a new show goes up. . .like it did on Thursday. . .

BUHGAWB!

Sammitch, this is why I leave the thread with the question mark stickied.

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

BUHGAWB!

good show. everybody's done their promos and we still have a week to work on the recaps. well done.

new rankings for September. use them to help springboard your storylines.

AD!

EPYK Balls Nasty promo!!!

West Side Rollers? Ghost Hog? Johnny Evil? Qbert Johnson?

we're workin on it. by we i mean knute.

I agree. It's a very sad situation when you're a less dependable poster that Sammitch.

$\:-\[$

$\:\($

that's low man $\:\($

Grimmers does love the in-ring, you know...

grimmers loves the back and forth, people taking some initiative, putting stuff out there, you know playing the game.

there's a game?

a new one every two weeks. . .

Hot damn! How can I get in on this?

why it's real simple, Phil! just come to the RDCW forum and post a promo whenever a new Havok is posted!

Well shucks, Uncle Grimm, if it's that easy, why doesn't everybody do it?

maybe because we're stuck at the bottom of the boards and nobody wants to scroll that far down? hell, I dunno.

thats usually what does it for me. damn my laziness!

whoa,laziness....nevar!

speaking of which, recaps due Wednesday. . .

You leave Jason E. Perkins out of this!

he agreed to Da Rules, dammit!

okay, still waiting on a match and still finalizing the new show lineup. it will be the last show before the next ppv, Halloween Handjobs.

on it.

Sammitch brings some funny.

thankie

goddamnit! everybodys getting some lovin except me...

um........ i sent j to give you some carbonated love?

let's hope that's all he gives you!

that's what she said

well played...

Halloween Handjobs coming up!

thats what she said...

boy i hope she isn't lieing

come on shwartz!!!

I've been waiting to do that promo for months. I think it came out pretty damn well.

Great promo. That's all that need be said.

aweshome.

so. . .anyone else gonna post?

i'm on it. later. tonight. sometime...

this evening i plan on doing it after i get my son alseep

I will have one up by the end of the night.

I hate holiday hours.

oh yeah, still workin retail, huh? yeah, holiday hours is a bitch.

damn.

not gonna have it tonight, dood. apologies. too much built-up cheapions drama to work with.

sooo. . .Tuesday, Wednesday at the latest?

Okay, my computer's on the blink. Where are the rest of you? Seriously, this is supposed to be a PPV!

Sammitched again!

ok. gonna try to finish the ppv up this afternoon. been caught up with other stuff.

I hope so. You DID say "Wednesday the latest."

Originally Posted By: Captain Grimmitch

ok. gonna try to finish the ppv up this afternoon. been caught up with other stuff.

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

you've got nothing to laugh about. if I hadn't had to wait over a week for you to finish your recap, the ppv would've been finished weeks ago.

Yeah, I was going to participate, but Doc Paragon wisely took charge of the situation.

Good move.

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Yeah, I was going to participate, . . .Tuesday, Wednesday, at the latest. . .

you're still free to participate. I thought you'd lost interest.

He gave up.