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Posted By: Grimm RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-25 3:44 AM
*Our show opens with a shot of the throngs of screaming RDCW fans who've packed the Cheesedome to see the return of their beloved home federation and it's stars!

"Boners Sooner" starts to play as Fat Retard makes his way down to the commentary area. "SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!!! POWERBOMB!!!!!!! THE STERNUM!!!!!!!!!"

Then as "Don'tcha" begins to play, LLarry "The Queen" LLawller joins Fat Retard at the booth and cops a cheap feel!


FR: "STERNUM!!!!!!!!"

LL: "Damn near killed 'em!"

*Then ZZ Top's "La Grange" cues up as Mike "The Mouth" Monroe heads down to the ring.

MM: "Fans, thanks for coming back and being here with us tonight. We've missed you while we were gone, and we couldn't have come back without you! So as a special treat, you've asked for it. . .you've demanded it. . .and we're going to give it to you! The return of. . .MADMAN MARCUM!!!!!!!!!!!


*The fans go even wilder as Primus' "Anti-pop" plays and MarcuM joins Monroe at their usual position at ringside.

MarcuM: It's good to be back and Mike Monroe, there's just one thing I want to say!

Monroe: What's that, Madman?

MarcuM: Damn, I look good!

Monroe: I'm a litle confused though, didn't you already come back last year when MisterJLA bought out the promotion?

MarcuM: No, that wasn't me! JLA tried to use mine and several other former RDCW star's names and likenesses without permission. So we filed a class action lawsuit against him! Don't be fooled by cheap imitations!


Monroe: It's great to have you back!
Fans, for the last couple of months, a war has been brewing. Several families have been brawling with each other all over Roboken. Well, tonight, in this very ring, we're going to attempt to settle things with a Family Feud Battle Royal!!!!!!!

James White, take it away!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Grimm Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-25 3:48 AM
Tag Team Match

The Masked Avengers (The Archer & Brad Lee)
VS.
Chewy Walrus & Killconey


Battle of the Tits!
King Snarf
VS.
Captain Sammitch

Singles Encounter
Big Pimp Tim w/West Side Rollers
VS.
Ghost Hog w/Heidi Schwarz

Special Challenge
Krazed w/West Side Rollers
VS.
Grimm
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-25 6:09 AM
We cut to backstage. Krazed is pacing around. A very scantily clad woman with a microphone aproaches him:

Robin Lucious:Excuse me mister...Krazed is it?

Krazed:Yes ma'am.

RL:Just a few words if you dont mind.

Krazed:Sure thing.

RL:How do you feel tonight? This is you're first ever RDCW match isn't it?

Krazed:Yeah. I feel good. Im just ready to get it started.

RL:I was told you called out Grimm personally. What would make you do something like that?

Krazed: Well, I know he's considered one of the so called "badasses" around here. I figure what better way to make a name for myself than to kick some tough guy ass.

RL: I see. What about your involvement with this new faction here at the RDCW? What do you call yourselves?

Krazed: The West Side Rollers baby! We're here to help bring some life to this place. Give the people some real wrestling to scream about . My boy Big Pimp Tim's gonna take somebodies punkass over the top rope and Jeremy gonna....uh...bring the soda's! Yeah . Cause thats just how we roll on the westside baby...:woo:

Krazed runs down the hall chanting and screaming....

Lucious looks at the camera: Well I guess that ends the interview...
Posted By: notwedge Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-25 8:24 AM
EVIL NEVER DIES
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-25 8:12 PM
No, it just flies away in spaceships...
<The lights in the Cheesedome fade for a moment, after which AC/DC's 'TNT' blares and the lights come up to reveal the ever-impressive Chewy Walrus making his way down the ramp, followed by Killconey. The two are, once again, dressed as Jay and Silent Bob:



The crowd cheers wildly as the duo enters the ring. Killconey picks up a microphone on the way up the steps while Chewy strolls casually around the ring...>


KC: What up, bitches? <Pops from the crowd...> Welcome back to the Dome O' Cheese, where yours truly and this beefy bastard are gonna lay some smack down!

<Chewy, still in character, nods nonchalantly...>

KC: Tonight in this ring, we are gonna be takin' on the Masked Avengers, and... <Killconey pauses and looks around...> Who the fuck are the Masked Avengers?

<Chewy shrugs. Laughs from the crowd...>

KC: That blows. We gotta fight some campy losers when I could be backstage with my lady, and... yeah, you know the rest.

CW:

KC: The Masked Avengers, huh? I hear they also go by the name Golden Age Grapplers. GAG for short. Well, they'll probably make for a good gag in the ring tonight. Also making an appearance tonight, the man himself, the good Captain... <Chewy salutes> the most dangerous man in the RDCW, Captain Sammitch!

<Huge pops at the mention of Sammitch...>

KC: Apparently he'll be takin' on that whiny little bitch of a virgin who somehow managed to get his manicured little mitts on the title belt once upon a time. Yeah, you know who I'm talkin' about. <Laughs from the crowd...> Lemme see here...

<Killconey reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tape measure, which he proceeds to start wrapping around his waist. Chewy looks at him, puzzled...>

KC: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm gettin' sized for the belt. If they'll give it to Queen Snarf they'll give it to anyone! <Laughs. Chewy pantomimes Snarf's signature headlock, drawing more laughs...> Anyway, all y'alls get comfy out there, and we'll smell ya later. Poice!

<Chewy and Killconey reenact the dance scene from Clerks as the beat blares throughout the Cheesedome. Fade to black...>
Posted By: banditoshu . Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-28 12:18 AM
strange music hits.
nobody knows what the fuck it is, and i am too much of an asshole to tell you.

out walks the baddest of the baddest drug pimpin board bots known to man.

"ok, so i have been coerced into this fucking match against all these cock suckers, so i thought i would take the time to tell all you losers something."

the crowd is obviously awed with this fine straight talker.

"firstly murtazin, you suck cock. secondly, oakley, you take cock. thirdly, mopius, can i have the money for those sleeping pills i sold you?"

the crowd continues to listen.

"ah fuckit, i can't be bothered with all this crap"

banditoshu starts to walk out of the arena

"oh, I almost forgot...
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Glad to meet you"
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-28 12:24 AM
Posted By: Pig Iran Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-28 5:58 AM
Ya know, I really don't wanna do this. I really wanna bust some heads like in UFC not pussy RDCW. Only Grimm and maybe Howdy can really rock your world. I wanna abuse some petty motherfuckin' ass. I really want Jeremy or Sammitch. Fuck Big Pimp TIm..Maybe he'll win...I doubt It. I want some hard core shit. I'm back from the dead. I want satisfaction. Win or lose I want something, besides that lame ass boy toy shit that pleases most. Come Tim..come get beaten I want the serious meat... Win or lose I will not stop until I defeat everyone..................Everyone.
<Cut to a shot from inside the former SDC's locker room. The crowd cheers thunderously as Captain Sammitch comes into view, but Sammitch doesn't do or say anything right away. His hands are wrapped for a fight and he is leaning forward in his chair, watching film of past matches intently. After a moment Sweet Marlene walks by...>

SM: Hey.

CS: <without looking up> Hey. Your husband and Chewy made quite a commotion out there a few minutes ago.

SM: I know. You should've been out there with 'em.

CS: Maybe.

SM: Maybe?

CS: I love the fans, and you know that. But I can't just half-ass prepping for the match just to go out there and taunt people.

SM: Are you studying up for the match?

CS: Yeah. Why?

SM: Because it's King Snarf!

CS: That's true. But don't forget - he has won the big belt, regardless of how. And that's something I haven't done... yet.

SM: Just relax. You're gonna kick his ass out there.

<The door opens and Chewy and Killconey enter, still in character...>

CS: Probably. I've studied what little strategy he's got, and I think I've got the answer for him. But one can never be too careful.

SM: You've changed in that time off, you know. You used to just sit back here and think of new ways to make the other guys look stupid.

KC: <in character> What's up, baby?

SM: You're such a goof. Go get changed.

<Killconey continues dancing and breaks into Jay's Rap from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back as he heads for his locker...>

CS: Oh, I'm still figuring out ways to make the other guy look stupid. It's just that I'm gonna try and save it for the ring. Not everyone is a King Snarf. Joe's still out there. Grimm's back. And we don't even have a name. I gotta get serious about winning. I owe it to the fans.

CW:

CS: And to you guys.

SM: But what about the mind games? The psychological warfare?

CW: <in character> Denying your opponent the opportunity to look into your eyes and try and read what's written there, that is the most powerful form of psychological warfare you can play.

CS: Dude, you're really good at this Silent Bob thing.

CW:

<Fade to black...>
Posted By: big_pimp_tim Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-28 9:38 AM
<cut to the concessions where bpt is standing against the wall. krazed standing besides him both speaking>

krazed: you hear that bullshit? i know you did.

bpt: yeah, i heard it?all talk. the man left himself a way out already. IF i win. then a whole lot of crap after that. he already has doubt.

krazed: that's what i'm talkin bout.

bpt: he's wanting all this MEAT? fuck that, but i will have him screaming in the bitch maker, then i'll just toss his punk ass over the top rope.

<jeremy walks up>

jeremy: got your beer bpt.

<draining the beer and tossing it aside>
bpt: let's go get ready. we got shit to do tonight.
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-28 6:06 PM
Posted By: Brad Lee Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-29 4:43 AM
Backstage-

BL: Well, here we go again, Archer. Another run at greatness in the revamped RDCW!

A: Yeah, but how long do you think it will last this time? Will we have a chance to go all bad ass out there like we planned in the beginning? Will we become the greatest tag team to ever enter the ring of the Cheesedome? Will we even have time to add our lovely valet to the mix, just so the fans have a really hot chick to look at while we go about our business of breaking the rules and anything else that gets in our way?

BL: I guess we find that out tonight, Archer, facing off in the ring against Jay and Silent Bob. At least, I think that's who they are, although they are listed as Killconey and Chewy Walrus.

A: Then it's settled. Tonight, we kill coney and have walrus for dinner!

BL: Now you're talking. Let's go find our valet before we're late to the match!
Posted By: Grimm Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-29 8:38 PM
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Posted By: Grimm Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-29 10:35 PM
The Mopius' have come out in force to support their family and the RDCW!
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Posted By: King Snarf Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-30 1:33 AM
We come back from commercial to see King Snarf standing in the ring!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! It's great to be back! Now, tonight, I'm sure you want to see some slam bang action between me and Sammitch! You want to see high spots, stiff shots, and, to be precise a flat out brawl! *pop from the audience* Well, one thing I can promise you is that tonight, unlike those other wrestling shows, you'll see a decisive winner! No bullshit endings like the ref throwing the match out. No, you'll see a undisputed winner, I promise you! And I can guaran-damn-tee that, because tonight... I forfeit. *crowd boos* My reasons are my own. So Sammitch, enjoy the victory! *King Snarf winks at the camera with faux sincerity.* And just to reiterate, you fans do NOT get the privilege of seeing me wrestle tonight, and if you're not down with that, I got two words for ya....














That's unfortunate.

Marcum: Jeez Louise! He can't even end it in a catchy fashion!

*King Snarf leaves the Cheesedome amidst crowd boos*

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Posted By: Johnny Evil Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-30 2:28 AM
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Posted By: Doc Paragon Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-04-30 10:34 PM
*King Snarf heads for the doors, but finds his way blocked by security.

Snarf: What is this piffle? I demand that you step aside!

Security Guard: Sorry, pal. We're under orders that you are not to leave the Cheesedome until after your match.

Snarf: Orders? What orders? From whom?

Security Guard: From the new GM.

Snarf: New GM?

*as if on cue , Dr. William Paragon walks into the frame.

Paragon: That's right, my boy. The new general manager of the RDCW. . .Me. Dr. William Paragon. Now not only are you NOT forfeiting your match against Captain Sammitch, you are NOT leaving the Cheesedome until after said match! Guards, escort Queen Snarf to his locker room and keep him there until match time!

*Two of the guards grab Snarf by the arms and begin marching him away. Snarf doesn't resist in keeping with his attempts to be as lame as possible.

Snarf: This is not over, Paragon. I will ruin the RDCW. Oh yes, I will. . .
Posted By: King Snarf Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-01 6:42 AM
*We come back from commercial to see King Snarf proceeding through an exit.*

Monroe: What?!? I thought he was escorted to the locker rooms?!?

*King Snarf is approached by someone who looks like Jimmy Olsen.*

Random Jimmy Olsen doppleganger: Hiya King Snarf! That look-a-like you hired just got nabbed by some security mooks and the new head honcho.

King Snarf: Uh, thanks. Here's two bits, youngster. Go buy yourself some Bazooka Joe.

RJOD: Jeepers! Thanks, mister!

*King Snarf exits the Cheesedome, flags down a taxi, and leaves for the evening.*
<King Snarf relaxes in the back of the cab, rather pleased with himself...>

Cabbie: <without turning around, in heavy Pakistandianabic accent> Are you are paying to riding somewhere sir?

KS: Whaaaaaaaaaa?

Cabbie: My cab is not sofa sir! You get inside, you pay, I drive! This okay?

KS: Yeah, sure. Take me home.

Cabbie: Yes very well, sir!

<The cab begins to pull away and around the Cheesedome...>

KS: Those chumps thought they could tell me what to do. That's rich! Lookit these clothes! You think I let anyone tell me what to wear? Lookit!

<The cabbie doesn't turn, only nods...>

KS: Anyway, get on the turnpike and head... Hey! Aren't yo ugoing to pull out of the parking lot?

Cabbie: What are you saying sir? <In addition to his accent, the unimaginably bushy mustache and beard and ginormous aviators worn by the cab driver further obscure his speech, not to mention his face...>

KS: I didn't even tell you where to go yet! You're just driving in circles around the Cheesedome!

<no response...>

KS: I'm paying you money to drive me home!

<no response...>

KS: I'm PAYING YOU MONEY to... you know what? Screw this. You're creeping me out. I'll just take the bus. Let me out!

<Obligingly, the cabbie pulls the car up to a service entrance and stops. Snarf tries the handle but it won't open from the inside...>

KS: What the hell?

Cabbie: Very sorry sir! I am having child lock so people are not jumping out of my cab before they are paying me money fare! <unfastens seat belt...> I will come and let you out sir!

<King Snarf waits impatiently as the rather large driver hops out and walks around to the door. The driver opens the door and offers a hand to help Snarf out, which he predictably refuses. Undeterred, the driver grabs a fistful of Snarf's shirt and yanks him bodily out of the cab...>

KS: Hey! What the? Do you have any idea who you're...

<The driver pins Snarf against the cab with one beefy arm and with the other, peels off the aviators and fake facial hair to reveal...>

KS: CHEWY WALRUS!!!

<The trunk inexplicably opens from the inside and Killconey emerges. Chewy secures Snarf's arms with his unwrapped turban as Killconey grabs the legs of the furious King Snarf...>

KS: You can't do this to me! I WAS THE GREATEST CHAMPION IN THE HISTORY OF THE RDCW!

<The pair make their way into the service entrance carrying Snarf...>

KS: If you think you can just manhandle me like this and make me wrestle, you've got another thing coming!

<Chewy and Killconey travel down the tunnel, through the backstage door, and into the arena to the cheers of the fans...>

Marcum: Lookit this! They got King Snarf!

Monroe: Snarf certainly doesn't look very regal at the moment!

<Still lugging King Snarf like so much luggage, Chewy and Killconey parade him down the ramp as AC/DC's TNT continues playing in the Cheesedome...>

Llawler: Well, I doubt he was ever master of his domain anyway! I can tell, you know!

Fat Retard: SLOBBERKNOCKER!

<Reaching the apron in front of the announcer's table, the pair finally unties King Snarf's hands and unceremoniously dumps him to the arena floor. Snarf looks at a rather expensive-looking pair of Italian shoes, then looks up to see Doc Paragon with a bemused smirk on his face...>

DP: Thank you, gentlemen. Excellent performance, Mister Walrus.

CW: Acting!

DP: Now, where were we? Oh, yes. I believe you have a match tonight! And while your repeated attempts to weasel out of said match are pathetically amusing, once you've booked an appointment, there's no cancellation policy in the Cheesedome!

<Huge pops from the crowd...>

DP: Now, thanks to the generosity of our commentators and these two enforcers, I believe you have a seat saved at the announcers' table here at ringside... where you will remain until such time as your match against Captain Sammitch is about to begin.

KS: But... but... what if I have to go???

Llawler: I gotta bottle with your name on it, big boy!

KS:

<Pops... music... fade... aweshome...>
Posted By: King Snarf Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-01 3:32 PM
Good bit there, Chris Oakley.
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Posted By: King Snarf Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 4:22 AM
Don't hate the King 'cause he broke up you and Meeko...
Posted By: Grimm Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 4:26 AM
Posted By: King Snarf Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 4:30 AM
Oh, so it's coincidence that they broke up just as we were cooking up a Sammitch/ Meeko/ Snarf love triangle storyline???











































































Actually, it probably is.
Posted By: Grimm Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 4:31 AM
who was cooking up that storyline? nobody ever said anything about it to me. . .
Posted By: King Snarf Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 4:33 AM
Oh, this was a while back.... I think PenWing may've been the one to suggest it first.
Posted By: Grimm Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 4:34 AM
huh. weird.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 4:37 AM
PenWing is a cunt!
Posted By: King Snarf Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 4:43 AM
He wasn't always... I think he's nursing a broken heart. He was never the same after you toyed with his emotions, Nowie.....
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 5:12 AM
While I am insulting him, I'm leaving you alone so you are better off staying quiet on the subject!
Posted By: King Snarf Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 5:14 AM
Shuttin' up now.
Posted By: Meeko Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 11:19 AM
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King Snarf said:
Oh, so it's coincidence that they broke up just as we were cooking up a Sammitch/ Meeko/ Snarf love triangle storyline???











































































Actually, it probably is.



Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 2:43 PM
Fuck off!
Posted By: King Snarf Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 7:53 PM
Quote:

Meeko said:
Quote:

King Snarf said:
Oh, so it's coincidence that they broke up just as we were cooking up a Sammitch/ Meeko/ Snarf love triangle storyline???










Actually, it probably is.








Notice she neither confirms nor denies it....
Posted By: thedoctor Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 9:02 PM
She's a woman, Snarf; so it is automatically understood that there is no romantic or sexual interest in you.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-02 9:34 PM
Plus she is only really interested in herself!
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thedoctor said:
She's a woman, Snarf; so it is automatically understood that there is no romantic or sexual interest in you.




and !!!

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Nowhereman said:
Plus she is only really interested in herself!




I don't think that is a fair assessment; she did put up with me you know!
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-03 1:31 AM
"Did" being the operative word here!
Posted By: Grimm Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-04 12:38 AM
Family Feud Battle Royal

Banditoshu, his wife, Chris Oakley, Nuriko, and Letrienne were all eliminated from this bout early on as the Oakleys, Mopius', and Murtazins fought for control!

The Murtazins would not make it however, as Banditoshu continued his shenanigans at ringside, eliminating them one by one, until Murtazin had enough and did a suicide dive on his nemesis! Murtazin and Banditoshu brawled up the rampway and Murtazin challenged Banditoshu to a one on one bout next week!

Back in the ring the Oakleys and Mopius' continued brawling but nothing was settled as both families fought out of the ring and through the Cheesedome crowd. Officials attempted to restore order to no avail. As they fought in the crowd, the backstage area, the locker rooms, and the parking lot.

Senior official Lothar was forced to rule the bout a no contest. New GM Doc Paragon then declared that the Oakleys and Mopius' would do battle again next week in a Hardcore Family Feud match!
Posted By: banditoshu . Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-04 1:24 AM
Damn fucking skippy.
That Murtazin homo is gonna get whats coming to him.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-04 3:06 AM
Banitoshu is a badass mofo!
Posted By: Meeko Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-06 4:44 AM
Yeah.

women.
Posted By: King Snarf Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-06 5:35 AM
Que?
Posted By: Meeko Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-06 6:48 AM
always keep you guessing
Posted By: King Snarf Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-06 9:24 AM
37?
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-06 3:54 PM
Fuck off!
Posted By: notwedge Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-06 6:58 PM
Quote:

King Snarf said:
37?




In a row?
Posted By: Dabney Donovan Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-06 8:05 PM
In the ass!
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-06 9:50 PM
Posted By: King Snarf Re: RDCW Havok: The Return!!!!!!!!!!! - 2007-05-07 9:38 AM
Quote:

notwedge said:
Quote:

King Snarf said:
37?




In a row?




And he knocks that one out of the park!
Posted By: Grimm Masked Avengers vs. Chewy & KC - 2007-05-08 9:35 PM
Tag Team Match – Masked Avengers vs. Chewy Walrus and Killconey


<The lights in the Cheesedome come up and the Masked Avengers make their way to the ring…>

Monroe: Well, here we go! We’re about to find out who’s rusty after all that down time and who’s ready to wrestle!

Marcum: These guys look pretty ready to me, Mike Monroe!

Llawler: You can say that again!

Fat Retard: Alacrity!

Marcum: Did he just say alacrity???

Monroe: Let it go…

King Snarf: I wanna go home…

<AC/DC’s ‘TNT’ blares throughout the Cheesedome, and the crowd leaps to their feet as Chewy Walrus and Killconey make their way to the ring, accompanied by Sweet Marlene…>

Monroe: Looks like the crowd has been looking forward to these guys!

Snarf: Yeah, we’ll see how loud they’re cheering after the match…

<James White rings the bell to start the match. Brad Lee starts off against Chewy Walrus and puts up a pretty good fight, but before long Chewy wears him down with close-range poundings and tags Killconey in. Brad handles Killconey a little more easily and gets him on the ropes early, but when he tries to grapple him for The Three Deaths, Killconey manages to escape and tags Chewy back in. Assessing the situation, Brad returns to his corner and tags in Archer…>

Monroe: Looks like a pretty even match so far…

Fat Retard: Parsimonious!

Llawler: And I didn’t even know I could be creeped out!

Snarf: This match is boring! Not a cheap shot or low blow to be seen anywhere! <Snarf gets out of his seat and starts to head for the ramp but finds it blocked off by Paragon’s security detail. He looks around the perimeter of the floor and sees security blocking off all the exits…> Damn! I suppose I’m stuck here…

<In the ring, Archer and Chewy Walrus are slugging it out pretty hard. Archer has a speed advantage over the bigger Chewy, so Chewy attempts to back Archer into a corner. Brad Lee is standing on the apron watching intently until Snarf sneaks up from behind and yanks Brad down by one leg. Brad tumbles to the arena floor as Snarf bounds away, cackling with glee. He makes it about halfway down the ring before bumping into Killconey, and the two fall over in a tangle of limbs. Slow to get up, Brad Lee doesn’t see Snarf right away, and assumes it was Killconey who yanked him off the apron. He charges over and starts duking it out with the smaller Killconey as Snarf slinks away…>

Monroe: And we’ve got some commotion at ringside! Killconey and Brad Lee are fighting outside the ring while Chewy Walrus and Archer are battling it out in the ring!

<Snarf, looking very pleased with himself, turns his attention to the action in the ring. Chewy flings Archer into the ropes, but Archer manages to duck under the Walrus Wallop and regroups in his corner. Catching his breath, he doesn’t notice Snarf sneaking up behind him in an attempt to pull him out of the ring until Snarf gets ahold of one of Archer’s feet. Archer spins around and kicks his leg free, even managing to kick Snarf in the chest and knock him back. Distracted, he turns around just in time to be caught off balance by the Walrus Tusk!>

Monroe: BUHGAWB!

<Caught off guard and unable to catch the ropes to break his fall, Archer slams into the post behind him, the back of his head rebounding sharply off it. As Chewy gets to his feet, Archer rolls over, clearly concussed. He attempts to get to his feet but collapses and tumbles out of the ring…>

Marcum: He could be out cold!

Llawler: Just the way I like ‘em!

<Chewy turns around and sees Brad Lee pummeling Killconey outside the ring. He heads that way to intervene, but Snarf intercepts him with a kidney punch from behind! The shot barely fazes Chewy, though, who spins around and shoves Snarf back, then comes after him…>

Monroe: And we’ve got mayhem at ringside!

<Chewy and Snarf slug it out as Killconey attempts to defend himself from Brad’s onslaught, while the apparently unconscious Archer lies just outside the ring, unmoving. Lothar starts counting to ten…>

Marcum: There’s nobody even in the ring!

<Sure enough, Lothar gets all the way to ten and signals for the bell!>

James White: Ladies and gentlemen, the match has been declared a draw due to a double ring-out.

<The crowd boos, clearly unhappy with the derailment of the match…>

Marcum: King Snarf did it! He busted up the match!

Monroe: The former heavyweight champion could be following through on his promise to ‘make the RDCW lame’!

<Security breaks up the fighting at ringside and hauls Snarf back to his seat between Llawler and Fat Retard. Brad Lee goes to check on Archer, who seems to be coming to. Chewy Walrus and Killconey angrily storm up the ramp and out of the arena. King Snarf simply looks on, beaming with pride at his handiwork…>

Monroe: A pitched tag battle erupts into ringside brawling and ends in a double-disqualification! How will these four men settle what has to be some serious bad blood between them? Stay tuned!

<Fade to black…>
Posted By: Grimm Snarf vs. Sammitch - 2007-05-08 9:51 PM
Heavyweight Match: King Snarf vs. Captain Sammitch


King Snarf: Finally!

Llawler: But we were having so much fun!

KS: Yeah, whatever. It’s go time!

<Without music or announcement, Snarf makes his way to the ring amid boos from almost the entire crowd. He drinks in the hatred and smiles as he takes a bow…>

Monroe: This crowd is not very happy with King Snarf since he interfered with the tag match just before the ad break!

Marcum: He’s just doing what he does best! That’s why he’s gonna be champion again before too long!

<The lights in the Cheesedome dim and the music starts, very faintly. As it grows into the guitar hook from Boston’s Peace of Mind, Captain Sammitch appears at the top of the ramp and the crowd goes ballistic…>

Monroe: And making his first appearance in the new RDCW, it’s none other than Captain Sammitch!

<Sammitch makes his way down the ramp and acknowledges the crowd. He steps into the ring and eyes King Snarf coldly. James White rings the bell, and the match begins…>

Marcum: Here we go!

Fat Retard: Resplendent!

Monroe:

<The wrestlers circle the ring. Captain Sammitch is watching intently for King Snarf to make the first move. But King Snarf seems to just be idly circling the ring, almost taunting him, refusing to rush in for the opening lock-up…>

Marcum: Looks like Snarf doesn’t wanna wrestle!

Llawler: He’s a lover, not a fighter!

Monroe: Earlier tonight, King Snarf attempted to leave the building and ditch out on this match. It took Chewy Walrus and Killconey bodily dragging him back into the arena to even get him into the ring. But it might be just as hard to get him to wrestle now that he’s in there!

<Sure enough, Chewy Walrus and Killconey appear at the top of the ramp and make their way to the ring. Snarf sees them out of the corner of his eye and tenses. Finally he charges at Sammitch and attempts to lock him up…>

Monroe: Thank. You!

<Sammitch breaks Snarf’s initial grapple before Snarf can apply the headlock. When Snarf locks Sammitch up again, Sammitch reverses and delivers two Sammitch Suplexes before getting back to his feet. As the combatants continue fighting, Sammitch keeps Snarf at arm’s length with quick, sharp martial-arts strikes…>

Marcum: Sammitch doesn’t want the headlock!

Monroe: Captain Sammitch is adjusting his game plan and forcing Snarf to use some actual moves!

<Snarf still won’t crack. He keeps angling for the headlock until Sammitch leg-sweeps him to the mat. Something seems to snap, and Snarf jumps to his feet and comes out swinging!>

Marcum: Lookit this!

<Reverting to his old moveset, Snarf puts a surprised Captain Sammitch on the ropes with some old-fashioned brawling. Sammitch fights his way out of the corner, and the two commence beating the crap out of each other…>

Monroe: I don’t think anybody expected to see this!

<Suddenly, Brad Lee appears at the top of the ramp and rushes down toward the ring. Shoving security aside, he tries to slip past Killconey and Chewy Walrus…>

Marcum: What’s this? What’s Brad Lee doing back out here?

<In the ring, King Snarf and Captain Sammitch are almost evenly matched. Sammitch gets in another leg-sweep, but Snarf rolls away and hops up across the ring against the ropes. But before Sammitch can come after him, Snarf is yanked out of the ring from behind by Brad Lee!>

Monroe: Brad Lee is attempting to exact some revenge!

<Doc Paragon, flanked by additional security, charges down the ramp. He signals for the bell, and James White obligingly rings it…>

James White: Ladies and gentlemen, the match has been declared a draw due to a double disqualification!

Monroe: Buhgawb!

Marcum: Another no-decision?!?

<Paragon, clearly furious, takes the mic from James White and proceeds to speak. . .>

DP: "Now all night long, I've had to keep an eye on Snarf's shenanigans just to ensure that the RDCW delivered on it's promised matchups to the fans! Now not only have we not had a winner in our opening tag match, but the participants in that match have seen fit to make their way down and involve themselves in this match as well!

Gentlemen, since the six of you can't seem to stay separate from each other, we're going to settle this the way we did it in my day! Next week on Havok, it's going to be a six man tag match! King Snarf and the Masked Avengers vs. Captain Sammitch, Chewy Walrus, and Killconey!"

The crowd erupts as Snarf and Brad eye each other warily. Sammich, Chewy, & KC are pumped, and high five each other as they head up the rampway to the back.

DP: "Oh, and one more thing, gentlemen. If any of you are considering not showing up for next week's match, you will be considered in breach of contract, and not only will you be terminated, but you will also find yourselves on the wrong side of a lawsuit!"

Paragon leaves the ring as the crowd erupts again. Snarf and Brad Lee slowly make separate exits, watching each other closely.
Posted By: Grimm BPT vs. Ghost Hog - 2007-05-09 11:31 PM
*suicidal tendancies blares thru the cheesedome*



*ghost hog starts to walk slowly to the ring, white hooded robe pulled down over his face* making his way to the ring slowly*



fr: sternum!!!!!! slobberknocker and sternum!!!!!!!!!





mouth: this is going to look good marcum, ghost hog, we all remember pig iron, but is this ghost hog going to have the same mentality, what is he going to do, is he going over the top rope tonight, most important fat retard is drooling over there, can we get his fat ass a bib?



marcuM: we'll have to wait n see mouth, can't wait to see how this match plays out. Most importantly, where's Schwarz? We need some good ol' RDCW Hottie action!



*ghost hog makes it to the ring and rolls in signaling for a mic*



GH: " BPT. I think I know what that stands for. yeah, I'm not a genius, but I'm pretty damn smart. It's not big is it? Nah, wait yeah-he's a big one. The T, yeah I think that's Tim. The P though, Hmmmm. P is for punk, nah that's too anarchist. P, hmmm, Poetic, nahhhh that's too Maudlin. P, P, pain in the ass-nah, that's too straight-forward. Wait, I know...meowwwwwww, the P stands for ...."



*another one bites the dust starts to play, cutting thru whatever ghost was saying,

ghost hog gets ready seeing bpt running straight to the ring*



fr: buh gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



mouth: looks like bpt is ready to get this one going



marcuM: that's right, LOOK!



*ghost hog and bpt are trading big right hands, back and forth with the crowd reacting to each closed fist.*



mouth: look at those right hands, that's how you start a match!



*ghost hog drops to a knee after bpt last right hand, after a few more shots to the face ghost hog low blows bpt dropping him to the canvas*



marcuM: that's why ghost hog is going to win this.



*ghost hog is stomping on bpt then goes to the top rope*



mouth: it seems a little early for the top, the slaughterhouse could end it early.



*bpt is up and running to the ropes dropping ghost hog down and then to the floor outside, bpt follows him out and picks up a steel chair, folding it and then nailing ghost hog in the face as he is standing up*



marcuM: it's over, ghost hog wins, i told you he would.

mouth: ghost hog may have won, but it looks like it's not over.



*bpt hits ghost hog again as krazed and j run to the down into the cheesedome. bpt tossing gh into the ring and continuing to go after a gh*



mouth: he's busted open marcum, this is. . .where did this come from?

marcuM: ghost hog is trying to fight back, look!



*gh throws a few weak punches but is knocked flat when j and krazed start to stomp him down with bpt, krazed picks him up throwing him to the ropes where j catches him with the ridgesword!!!*



mouth: look, it's shwartz, she shouldn't be here for this!

marcum: fat retard's drooling again!

Monroe: His ass fell asleep!



*bpt immediatly corners her as she gets into the ring taunting her, looking her up and down, while she looks at gh. watching j set gh up for the klincher. krazed hits it when bpt. bpt lets shwartz watch as he picks up gh and tosses him over the top rope, barely able to hear him saying bitch...top rope over the crowd roaring*





mouth: he threw him over the top rope. gh back, and thrown over the top rope like a bitch in his first match.



marcuM: i don't think he'll like that much.



*krazed and j leave, bpt stopping long enough to give shwatz a slap on the ass, and gesturing to come with them. she looks frightened, looking down at ghost hog, but watches as the west side rollers leave *

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Posted By: Grimm Grimm vs. Krazed - 2007-05-09 11:59 PM
We return from break as “Come with me” is playing and Krazed walks back out onto the ramp way, followed by BPT and J. Krazed lifts up a steel folding chair with a large X and Grimm’s name spray painted on it. The WSR head down to ringside and Krazed enters the ring, but Lothar sends BPT and J to the back.

Monroe: Finally! Lothar’s taking some control!

MarcuM: That’s not his job! If the West Side Rollers want to be at ringside, they should be allowed!

Monroe: How can you say that after what they did to Ghost Hog earlier?

MarcuM: He got in their way! That’s what happens! If Grimm’s not careful, he’ll get the same lesson!

The lights darken and turn blue as mist fills the Cheesedome. “Lords of Salem” begins to play as the RDCW fans welcome Grimm back after his long hiatus. Grimm silently makes his way to the ring, as Krazed watches readily.

Monroe: These two have been engaged in a war of words for several weeks leading up to this match, Madman! You can feel the intensity!

MarcuM: That’s right. Krazed said he had a steel chair with Grimm’s name on it and he does!

Grimm hit’s the ring and the two begin to trade punches. Grimm begins to get the better of the smaller Krazed and irish whips him into the ropes. Krazed ducks under a clothesline and rebounds off the ropes hitting Grimm with a spinning leg lariat!

Krazed goes for the chair, but Lothar takes it from him as Grimm recovers and hits an over head belly to back suplex.

Monroe: Grimmplex!

Fat Retard: STERNUM!!!!!!

Monroe: Oh, gob, he’s awake again. . .

Grimm begins punching away at Krazed’s forehead, busting him open. Grimm picks him up and sets him on top of the turnbuckle, signaling for the Kobe Special, but Krazed kicks him away and delivers a Knight, Knight!

MarcuM: Krazed has got this one sewn up! WSR-2, RDCW-0, baby!

Krazed applies the Klincher, and goes for the submission, but Grimm slowly makes his way over the bottom rope, placing his hand on it.

Krazed releases the hold as Lothar admonishes him, allowing Grimm time to hit an inverted ddt on his foe. Grimm points to the chair as the fans erupt! He places the chair in mid-ring and prepares to hit the 138 on Krazed!

Monroe: 138! If he hits this, it’s over!

MarcuM: That’s not right! He should get his own chair!

Grimm goes for the move, but J appears on the ring apron, distracting him. Grimm drops Krazed and nails J with a clothesline, dropping him to the floor! BPT is on the other side of the ring, keeping Lothar busy while this happens.

Grimm turns just in time to get nailed with a chair shot from Krazed! Krazed places the chair on top of Grimm and goes up to the top rope and delivers a devastating Kaos!

Monroe: OH MY GOB!!!!!!!

Retard: POWERBOMB!!!!!

Krazed tosses the chair to the outside as BPT releases Lothar and points into the ring. Lothar turns and makes the three count, lifting Krazed’s hand as “Come With Me” plays again.

MarcuM: They did it! They beat Grimm!

J and BPT climb into the ring and begin putting the boots to Grimm. Lothar tries to stop them, but BPT grabs him and tosses him over the top rope!

BPT: Bitch, you gots to go!

Monroe: He just tossed Lothar over the top rope!

MarcuM: He’s lucky he didn’t get put in the Punkmaker!

The West Side Rollers are ganging up on Grimm in the ring. They each take turns hitting him with chair shots and using their respective finishers on him.

Monroe: There’s no call for this! This is another mugging! Same as what happened to Ghost Hog earlier tonight!

MarcuM: Hey, you cross the Rollers, you get what’s coming to you!

BPT and Jeremy hold Grimm while Krazed measures him for another chair shot. As he starts to swing, familiar music begins to play in the Cheesedome.

Monroe: I know that music!

MarcuM: So do I.

Ben Harper’s “Faded” gears up as the RDCW World Champion Joe Mama runs down to ringside, Loosy in his hands!

JM hits the ring and nails Krazed in the gut with Loosy! Krazed takes another shot as Jeremy attempts to get a shot in only to get hit with Loosie as well! BPT starts in and JM readies another swing, but BPT pulls up short and rolls out of the ring! The West Side Rollers collect themselves on the outside as JM waves them off, threatening more shots from Loosy.

Battered and bloodied, Grimm has made his way to his feet, and JM turns around and the two are standing face to face! Grimm raises his fists and JM stands in a batting stance with Loosy. As the crowd cheers, though, JM puts Loosy down and points to the Cheese-O-Tron.

Grimm looks up and sees the footage of JM saving him from the West Side Rollers beat down. Grimm is a little unsure of what’s going on. Grimm looks around, a little confused. He looks at the cheering audience. JM offers his hand.

Grimm looks at the hand. He looks back at the crowd.

Monroe: Shake his hand!

MarcuM: Stop cheerleading!

JM steps forward, still holding his hand out. Finally, Grimm shakes the hand and the Cheesedome erupts as JM raises his hand. The screen fades out as Monroe says “Fans, we’ll see you next we. . .”

End.
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