World Tag Team Championship Gauntlet for the Gold <The applause builds throughout the Cheesedome as the crowd awaits the start of the Gauntlet...>Marcum: Here we go! I wonder who they’ll send out first?
To the surprise of just about everyone in the building, "Ode to Joy" begins to play as Doc Paragon walks down to the ring, carrying the brand new RDCW World Tag Team Championship belts. He climbs into the ring and hands the belts to Senior RDCW Official Lothar who holdsl up the belts for the fans to see. Paragon takes the mic from James White.DP: Thank you, thank you. Before we begin here tonight, I would like to annnounce a surprise entrant into this match. Now it is against my better judgment to let these men compete here tonight in their condition, but after speaking with them and their management team and being assured that they would not hold the RDCW accountable for any aggravated injuries that may occur, I have agreed to let them participate in the match. I believe you fans already know and appreciate them. So I'll step aside and let you enjoy the match!
Paragon leaves the ring as ‘TNT’ blares over the speakers and Chewy Walrus and Killconey appear at the top of the ramp, accompanied by Sweet Marlene!Marcum: Hey! They’re not in this match!
Monroe: They are now! You heard Paragon!
The crowd cheers as the trio makes their way to the ring. Both Chewy and Killconey look eager for the match, but as they continue down the ramp the extent of their injuries becomes more apparent. Killconey still has an orthopedic wrap around his left knee, and Chewy Walrus appears to be nursing bruised ribs and his head is heavily bandaged. Monroe: An apparent late entry to this match, but I gotta be honest – neither Chewy Walrus nor Killconey appear to be anywhere near one hundred percent tonight.
Marcum: Would you be if Balls Nasty handed your ass to you on several occasions?
Chewy and Killconey enter the ring as Sweet Marlene makes her way to the announcers’ table, where Madman Marcum pulls out a chair for her...Monroe: And we’d like to say good evening to Sweet Marlene. How are you feeling about tonight’s Gauntlet for the Gold?
Sweet Marlene: Thank you, and I’m looking forward to it, Mike. The boys really wanted to get back in the ring, and we feel we owe it to the fans to show that we’re still alive and well after everything that’s happened.
Marcum: You mean after Balls Nasty putting them both in the hospital or after your number one wrestler leaving the business?
SM:
Marcum:
Monroe:
Before Sweet Marlene can castrate Marcum with her Look of Death™, the Otaku’s entrance music plays and the crowd cheers as Hiro and Big Fat Elvis make their way down the ramp, accompanied by Ariel. Not one to waste any time, Hiro slips between the ropes, charges at Chewy, and delivers a flying double kick to the bigger man’s injured ribs! James White rings the bell...Monroe: Here we go!
Hiro tags in BFE, who moves in to try and keep Chewy off balance. The two big men battle it out as Hiro and Killconey eye each other across the ring...Monroe: These two teams are very similar – a really big heavy-hitter and a smaller, quicker high-flyer. In theory they’re just about evenly matched...
MarcuM: But The Otaku have one advantage! They can communicate with each other in Japanese!
Monroe: How do you know? Hiro never speaks and Big Fat Elvis is always eating something!
MarcuM: Johnny Evil told me!
BFE is keeping Chewy on the ropes with a combination of low blows and shots to Chewy’s injured ribs, but when he goes to lock him up for the Teddy Bear, Chewy reverses the hold, locks BFE up, and delivers the Big Let-Down (Russian back drop). Chewy hops up and manages to tag Killconey in, but is clearly winded from the confrontation and the back drop...[i]
Monroe: Chewy Walrus appears to have aggravated the injuries to his rib cage. How long has he been in this kind of pain?
SM: That would be telling.
Marcum: Well it’s pretty obvious to me that he’s not on top of his game. And now Killconey’s gonna get worked over by Hiro!
[i]Killconey and Hiro square off in their respective corners, but before either man can make a move, ‘Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight’ blares throughout the Cheesedome and Chevy Nova and ZOD rush down the ramp to the ring followed by Syxxty-Nine...SM: Looks like the mWo has other plans...
ZOD enters the ring as Chevy Nova poses on the apron shouting “BROTHERDADDYDUUUUUUUUDE!!!” and takes a swipe at Hiro, who counters with Heavyarms. Killconey backs off as the two begin battling it out, then seizes his opportunity and hits an off-balance ZOD with The Dragon Reborn (Dragonrana). He’s visibly staggered by the move, though, and before he can recover, Hiro executes a high-flying move of his own and lands a Shenlong (flying hurricanrana) on him! As Killconey lies on the mat clutching at his injured knee, Hiro tags BFE back in...Marcum: Looks like we’re about to see our first elimination!
Monroe: But who’s gonna be eliminated first? Killconey and ZOD are both down!
In the ring, BFE is trying to make up his mind. ZOD manages to tumble out of the ring, barely tagging Chevy Nova on the way out, but Chevy is slow to enter the ring, and BFE decides to go after Killconey, who is limping slowly toward the ropes...Marcum: This could be it for Chewy and Killconey!
SM: You know, whenever you open your mouth and say something like that, you’re almost always wrong...
Sure enough, just as BFE starts toward Killconey to set up for the Abeno Bash, he is intercepted by...Monroe: BUHGAWB! Walrus Tusk!
The impact of the two huge men resonates throughout the arena. Chewy and BFE are both out in the middle of the ring. Chevy Nova dashes in and starts running the ropes before hitting the big legdrop for the cover and the pin on Big Fat Elvis!Marcum: The Otaku are history!
Chevy Nova celebrates in the ring, striking a pose for the fans and shouting “Yeahhhhhhhbrotherbrotherdaddybrotherdude!!! Novamania's runnin wild!” Chevy continues posing so much that he doesn’t notice Chewy Walrus until it’s too late, and Chewy leg-sweeps him to the mat, then goes for the Wrecking Ball (Samoan leg drop) and then the cover, pinning Chevy Nova!Monroe: The mWo is eliminated! Chewy Walrus and Killconey are taking no prisoners!
SM: That’s it, boys!!! Keep it up!
Killconey makes his way back to his corner, and Chewy checks to make sure he’s okay. Killconey nods, then asks Chewy the same question. The two wrestlers take advantage of the momentary reprieve to catch their breath and try to shake off the pain that is obviously lingering with both of them...Marcum: They both look pretty shaken up! It doesn’t look like they can hold out much longer!
’Money for Nothing’ plays as the English Bastards trot down the ramp to the ring, with Grace following behind...Monroe: We’re about to find out! The match continues... right after this!!!
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