That's too bad, Beardguy.

Download trillian, it is an all in one message client, It supports AIM, Yahoo, MSN, ICQ, IRC

PLEASE join us Beardguy. itll be FUN!

Cool, PJP.

COOL!

Right now we are talking about Art in the chat room. A few of the members are artists. You will have alot to talk about with them Beardguy!

Cool! Love art....I ought to be drawing something..feel a need to do so..

Trillian

Does he have an AIM screen name?

His previous name was Moustacheboy.

I WANNA INVITE, DAMN IT!

I WANT A PONY!

I WANT A WORKING LIGHT SABER!

I WANT HEAD












































































From a women, Calm down g-man

Hey Rex, did you get the transc ript of last night's chat? Do you still do that?

I'm not doing that anymore, too much effort, and sometimes people post stuff that they don't want repeated.

yeah


and sometimes it's painful to hear your blabber more than once.

I wouldn't necessarily call what Harley says blabber.

she's gonna beat your ass for that rexers.

Hopefully.

I'm going first, Sloppy seconds aint my style

Hell, it's Harleykwin. I'll take sloppy fifths!

what have I done

But enough of this buh-labber! Let's get this show on the road!

Were gonna dumb this down till were #1 with people with down syndrome

TheElisaPrincess: there goes my rack

It was taken out of context darn it!

A good example of joining the chat at the wrong time:

You have just entered room "rkmbs."
UltimateJaburg53: is she well?
rqbumbershoot: Well, her hips aren't great. She falls down occasionally.
rqbumbershoot: But overall she's good.
UltimateJaburg53: thats good
rqbumbershoot: Has a tendency to poop inside though.
UltimateJaburg53: me too
rqbumbershoot: When she needs to pee, she goes to the door. But when she needs to poop, she just drops a log on the carpet.

DAMN

Hi Sneaky Bunny. And I thought I was the only one here that was up late!

eeerrr no, damn kids next door are keeping me up with their bloody hippidy hop crap.

I'm sorry to hear that! Hope they get tired and crash soon so that you can crash, Sneaky Bunny.

Well, I downloaded Trillian. Every time I tried to connect it to the 'net, either my computer froze , or after multiple tries, after filling and Re filling out their form, it failed to activate at all.

Attempts to activate Trillian lasted for several hours.

Termination and removal of program was performed at 12: 11 pm, est.

So , I am currently unable to join Rkmbs chat.
I do have yahoo messenger, but it is NOT the ticket to Rkmbs chat.......

Have you tried astro projection?

TheElisaPrincess: CJ?
TheElisaPrincess: whose that?
TheElisaPrincess: cowboy jack?
TheElisaPrincess: naw shes always busy/away when shes online
rexstardust99: he
A G Wednesday: yes.
TheElisaPrincess: cowboy jack is a girl........
A G Wednesday: now THAT's funny.
TheElisaPrincess: wait.......di di miss something?
rexstardust99: I'm saving this.
A G Wednesday: thank you.
TheElisaPrincess: was it cowgirl jack?
TheElisaPrincess: yeah that was it
TheElisaPrincess: my bad
TheElisaPrincess: she had a bikini pic...i swear shes a girl
A G Wednesday: this is good internet.
rexstardust99: Yes it was.
TheElisaPrincess: see i was close darn it
rexstardust99: She needs to post more.
TheElisaPrincess: a littl ehelp woulda been nice :P
XxStupid DoggxX: ...boobie pics!
TheElisaPrincess: darn it the arcade froze up
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* ive got a crush on you
XxStupid DoggxX: on cowboy jack?
rexstardust99: hehe
TheElisaPrincess: shutup stups :PO
rexstardust99: Some one needs to make that an alt id.
A G Wednesday: Cowboy Jack doesn't want to join us in chat?
XxStupid DoggxX: uh.........what's the O supposed to be?
rexstardust99: I guess not.
crawfordcrow33 has left the room.
A G Wednesday: Cowboy Jack was in here earlier today.
A G Wednesday: i guess we're not cool enough for crawford, either.
rexstardust99: Fucking uschi http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/538112/an/0/page/0/gonew/1#UNREAD
A G Wednesday: that's gettin' moved.
A G Wednesday: i give it a half hour at most.
rexstardust99: Things were different back then.
A G Wednesday: yeah.
A G Wednesday: i understa---
A G Wednesday: WHAT!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: sorry my mom called
TheElisaPrincess: it was cowgirl jack ;P
A G Wednesday: your mom is cowgirl jack?
A G Wednesday: whoa.
TheElisaPrincess: lol wed wahtever ;p
rexstardust99: I'm really confused now.
A G Wednesday: princess elisa is cowgirl jack's daughter, apparently
A G Wednesday: making cowgirl jack KING cowgirl jack.
A G Wednesday: or queen.
TheElisaPrincess: wahtever wed
A G Wednesday: or...
TheElisaPrincess: now cj is a college student girl
TheElisaPrincess: that occasionally visit shte boards
A G Wednesday: no she isn't.
A G Wednesday: Cowgirl Jack is in her 40s, Elisa.
A G Wednesday: how old are you?
TheElisaPrincess: no way??????
TheElisaPrincess: 25
TheElisaPrincess: she is not
TheElisaPrincess: shes like 21
TheElisaPrincess: my parents are in their fifties
TheElisaPrincess: i knew batwoman was older but now cj
A G Wednesday: you could be her daughter if she married young.
TheElisaPrincess: you saw that picture of her........shes far too young looking to be that old
A G Wednesday: how old is Batwoman?
TheElisaPrincess: noooooooo
TheElisaPrincess: like middle to late thirties
A G Wednesday: wow
A G Wednesday: that's kinda sad.
rexstardust99: This is great.
A G Wednesday: what is, rex?
TheElisaPrincess: kinda sad? i dont know for sure wed
rexstardust99: I'm watching something really good on TV.
TheElisaPrincess: i dont wanna go to the gym.........grrrrrrrr
A G Wednesday: great!
rexstardust99: O:-)
A G Wednesday: go to the gym, elisa.
XxStupid DoggxX: go to the gym, elisa.
A G Wednesday: i don't want no fat future-ex-wife.
XxStupid DoggxX: I went today and ran a couple miles. It'll do you good.
rexstardust99: yes, that way we can talk about you behind your back.
TheElisaPrincess: oh i gotta do benefits i forgot
A G Wednesday: go to the gym, elisa.
TheElisaPrincess: i will stups........after i make a phone call
XxStupid DoggxX: go to the gym, elisa.
rexstardust99: To your mother?
XxStupid DoggxX: I want your stamina strong when I visit texas.
TheElisaPrincess: to the benefit people
A G Wednesday: yeah.
A G Wednesday: go to the gym, elisa.
XxStupid DoggxX: go to the gym, elisa.
TheElisaPrincess: why would i not?
TheElisaPrincess: yall know i like to gripe
A G Wednesday: you said you didn't want to.
TheElisaPrincess: stamina strong when i visit texas hehehhe
A G Wednesday: i thought you wouldn't.
TheElisaPrincess: wed i go even when i dont ;-)
A G Wednesday: i wanna make sure you do.
TheElisaPrincess: no..just like i dont feel like going to work every day but i do ;p
A G Wednesday: so...
A G Wednesday: go to the gym, elisa.
TheElisaPrincess: wed i gotta call and get insurance first ;P todays the last day
A G Wednesday: but afterwards.
XxStupid DoggxX: what's insurance gonna do for you? nothing. You're in Texas. It's too hot to get sick.
XxStupid DoggxX: go to the gym, elisa.
TheElisaPrincess: whatever SD :P I work in the hood remember?
A G Wednesday: that's true.
TheElisaPrincess: do you boys want time a long or something ;-)
A G Wednesday: go to the gym, elisa.
rexstardust99: go to the gym, elisa.
XxStupid DoggxX: the hood?
XxStupid DoggxX: with black children?
TheElisaPrincess: yeah metal detetors and everything
XxStupid DoggxX: that's racist to call it the hood.
A G Wednesday: holy crap!
XxStupid DoggxX: they call it "projects" now.
A G Wednesday: yeah!
A G Wednesday: IN MY PROJECTS!
TheElisaPrincess: its predominatantly 97 percent hispanic stups :P
rexstardust99: Elisa, do yourself a favor and leave.
TheElisaPrincess: so therefore its not racist ;P
A G Wednesday: (it's a song)
A G Wednesday: you can be racist against hispanics, elisa.
XxStupid DoggxX: yes, because wetbacks don't get offended either.
A G Wednesday: yeah!
A G Wednesday: whu?
XxStupid DoggxX: err.........
XxStupid DoggxX: hey look at that!
XxStupid DoggxX has left the room.
A G Wednesday: :O
A G Wednesday: go to the gym, elisa.
rexstardust99: uschi's on a roll tonight.
XxStupid DoggxX has entered the room.
A G Wednesday: :-o
XxStupid DoggxX: :-!
rexstardust99: >:o
XxStupid DoggxX: =-O
XxStupid DoggxX: you little rat bastard!
TheElisaPrincess: whatever rex :P
TheElisaPrincess: uschi on the boards? she hadnt posted
TheElisaPrincess: not as of a few minutes ago
rexstardust99: uschi=pit pat.
XxStupid DoggxX: uschi is pit pat
XxStupid DoggxX: yeah
TheElisaPrincess: no way?
rexstardust99: duh
TheElisaPrincess: i had no idea
rexstardust99: Its kinda obvious.
rexstardust99: The nazi obsession and everything.
XxStupid DoggxX: I've noticed that you haven't debunked Uschi's claim yet, Rex.
XxStupid DoggxX: mayhaps it rings true...
rexstardust99: I said things were different back then.
XxStupid DoggxX: yeah. here. but not on the boards.
XxStupid DoggxX: right now everything things your a fucking redneck racist, but that isn't what you are anymore.
rexstardust99: I gotta go eat. I'll be back later.
TheElisaPrincess: one sec
XxStupid DoggxX: goddamit. that should read "right now everyONE THINKS..."
TheElisaPrincess: i have insurance *yeahs*
TheElisaPrincess: im so excite d:P
TheElisaPrincess: i can get new glasses *yeah*
TheElisaPrincess: ok im over it...........
TheElisaPrincess: yeahs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XxStupid DoggxX: You should get contacts.
XxStupid DoggxX: contacts are teh sexxy
rexstardust99: You know whats sexy?
TheElisaPrincess: yeah but....im afraid ill take my eye out or something
rexstardust99: Boobies.
TheElisaPrincess: mk boys im going to the gym ;-)
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.

Damn, the chat really looks like fun....Too bad I can't get into it.

At least I can read the re caps.

Elisa really needs to be more aware of what she types.

Tha' fookin' hateful hoor! Blessed be the Lord above shay didnae talk aboot tha Irish. Thar'd be a boot up 'er arse, rightly!

Can someone quote the funny part? I tried reading it and my head almost breaks my keyboard.

you think?

Shutup Pjs......course I think. I'm a math person...I just can't articulate worth anything!

INVITE ME, FUCKERS!!!

Whats your AIM?

rqbumbershoot: Have cyber sex with me, sneaks!

CHEATER!!!!!! :P

Huh, it keeps kicking everyone out. It doesnt show you entering, but it shows you all leaving. Chewy and Rex and Elisa keep trying. I can see you all trying, for some reason I'm able.

I see rex, chewy and JLA tryin'. I exited and was able to get back in, but it is acting like someone else is in there or else I'd have owned the room.

This is what it looks like to me.





OnlineHost: *** You are in "rkmbs". ***
OnlineHost: Now you can chat privately with AOL and Internet users.
OnlineHost: rexstardust99 has left the room.
OnlineHost: BooBerryFanatic has left the room.
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OnlineHost: *** You are in "rkmbs". ***
OnlineHost: Now you can chat privately with AOL and Internet users.
OnlineHost: BooBerryFanatic has left the room.
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OnlineHost: rexstardust99 has left the room.
OnlineHost: DECTECTlVE BUNNY has left the room.
OnlineHost: *** You are in "rkmbs". ***
OnlineHost: Now you can chat privately with AOL and Internet users.
OnlineHost: rexstardust99 has left the room.
OnlineHost: DECTECTlVE BUNNY has left the room.
OnlineHost: rexstardust99 has left the room.

I'm gonna reboot and try again, we might have to get everyone to exit the room and try again.

Maybe it is the room try rkmbss

The rkmbs room is working again, thats where I am.

Yes, but you're not writing anything.

I've gotta be online more, this shit is gold.

Its been a hot bed of activity since it re-opened.


You have just entered room "rkmbs."
FirstAmongstDave has entered the room.
FirstAmongstDave: Ello Rexie.
FirstAmongstDave: Not really here, eh?
FirstAmongstDave: Ah well.
FirstAmongstDave has left the room.
UltimateJaburg53 has entered the room.
UltimateJaburg53: Howdy rex
UltimateJaburg53: Night rex
klinton 77 has entered the room.
klinton 77: wow....busy place
klinton 77 has left the room.

That's a shame.

Today's topics:
Books, War of the Worlds trailers and JLA being gay.

Too good to go to waste:

AGWednesday: ELISA!
AGWednesday: She's come back to me!
MtotheJLA: yeah
Princess Elisa has joined the chat
AGWednesday: ummmshe should be here any moment
AGWednesday: THERE SHE IS!
AGWednesday: wooooo
MtotheJLA: :love
Princess Elisa: whats up???? and i was supposed to be workin on something :P
Princess Elisa: hey wed!!!!!!!!
Princess Elisa: how are you guys doing?
AGWednesday: hey elisas!!!!!!!!
MtotheJLA: fine, now that you're here!
MtotheJLA: ;love
Princess Elisa: woahi feel loved
AGWednesday: w00t!
Princess Elisa: rooms kinda lagging :P
AGWednesday: Elisa and I are getting married
Princess Elisa: totally
Princess Elisa: we just havent set a date
sneaky bunny has joined the chat
AGWednesday: yeah
AGWednesday: soon, though
Princess Elisa: Course I'll have to divorce rob but he wont care :P
Princess Elisa: hiya sneaks
AGWednesday: SNEAKY!
MtotheJLA: hi bunny
Princess Elisa: shes probably working too ;P
sneaky bunny: sorry can't stay heading out to the boyfriends
sneaky bunny has left the chat
AGWednesday: good afternoon, sneaky bunny
Princess Elisa: i didnt know she had a bf
AGWednesday: she has more than one?
Princess Elisa: cool
Princess Elisa: shutup wed :P
MtotheJLA: and just like tha, she is gone
AGWednesday: what?
Princess Elisa: nojust the one
Princess Elisa: i forgot
MtotheJLA: that
AGWednesday: she said "boyfriends"
AGWednesday: why did she sign on then?
MtotheJLA: plural form
AGWednesday: yeah
AGWednesday: she's very busy
MtotheJLA: she's a chat tease
Princess Elisa: boyfriends place guys
AGWednesday: yeah
Princess Elisa: boyfriend's she means
AGWednesday: yes
Princess Elisa: you know it
MtotheJLA: she signs on, but won't finish
Princess Elisa: lol@chat teasei thought that was harley
AGWednesday: if she meant boyfriend's, she would have said boyfriend's
MtotheJLA: exactly
Princess Elisa: LOL Jlathat was funny
Princess Elisa: no wed it requires an apostrophe so she wouldnta
MtotheJLA: she leaves us all hanging
AGWednesday: are you saying she's unable to apostrophe?
MtotheJLA: literally
AGWednesday: i know i am!
AGWednesday: hanging, i mean
AGWednesday: becauseyou know
AGWednesday: yeah
MtotheJLA: no happy endings to this story
MtotheJLA: happy endings
AGWednesday: didn't get to ring the bell that time
AGWednesday: ha!
MtotheJLA: just a lot of tension
AGWednesday: built up
AGWednesday: ELISA!
MtotheJLA: brimming to the top
MtotheJLA: ready to explode
MtotheJLA: and then, she pulls back
AGWednesday: Elisa, are you writing all of this down?
AGWednesday: DAMN HER!
AGWednesday: not you, Elisa
AGWednesday: the puller backer
Princess Elisa: sorry guys
Princess Elisa: had to email a prof
MtotheJLA: we have to take matters into our own hands
Princess Elisa: im here honestly :P
Princess Elisa: i love happy endings
AGWednesday: i know you do, Elisa
MtotheJLA: oh man
MtotheJLA: hahahaha
AGWednesday: that's going in the books
FUS3D has left the chat
FUS3D has joined the chat
Princess Elisa: Lol Wedwhich one?
Princess Elisa: hiya beardsy
AGWednesday: beardsy?
Princess Elisa: youve started some sweeeet topic btw
Princess Elisa: i thought fused was beardsy
Princess Elisa: did i miss something?
AGWednesday: you think fus3d is beardguy?
Princess Elisa: dont mess with me wed
MtotheJLA: happy endings are good for everyone!
Princess Elisa: ill break up with you :P
AGWednesday: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MtotheJLA: weds just had a few at a pool party!
AGWednesday: i'm sorry, but
AGWednesday: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AGWednesday: yeah
AGWednesday: it was nice
AGWednesday: everyone was NAKED!
Princess Elisa: Noooooooo he went to a naked pool party?
Princess Elisa: without me :P
MtotheJLA: and the night finished off well?
AGWednesday: actually, a bunch of us got naked at a pool about two weeks ago
MtotheJLA: finished
AGWednesday: that was great!
AGWednesday: i mean
AGWednesday: we didn't
AGWednesday: ummmmmmmmm
AGWednesday: yeah
MtotheJLA: weds finished his business E
AGWednesday: sings you are the light of my life
MtotheJLA: do you help with that E?
AGWednesday: Elisa, I hope we can have a happy ending
Princess Elisa: mhrmwhatever wed :P dont try to make excuses :P
Princess Elisa: Lol nice touch wed
Princess Elisa: its okaya guy friend of mine went to a hippy party that was buck naked, he said it was a riot
AGWednesday: hippies are evil
Princess Elisa: light of my lifeawesome :P
Princess Elisa: jla should rack you :P
MtotheJLA: did you let him finish his story, e?
Princess Elisa: nooooooo did i miss something jla?
MtotheJLA: that was mean of you
AGWednesday: that's messed up, Elisa
FUS3D: man i totally let the nazis win
Princess Elisa: Remember you love me no matter what :P
MtotheJLA: So you let him get to that point, but with no happy ending?
MtotheJLA: I hate that when it happens'
AGWednesday: that's what happens, Fus33d
FUS3D: mm the chatbox is filled with pink
AGWednesday: i also hate it when that happens
Princess Elisa: one sec
AGWednesday: Princess Pink
Princess Elisa: mom\
FUS3D: guess lisas here
MtotheJLA: pink on the inside
Princess Elisa: phone
MtotheJLA: of the chat room
FUS3D: lol
AGWednesday: sings you are the light of my life!
FUS3D: pink on the inside
MtotheJLA: yes
AGWednesday: yeah
FUS3D: thats awesome
MtotheJLA: aweshome
AGWednesday: indubitably
FUS3D: pink and viscous
MtotheJLA: you shouldn't see red
FUS3D: eww
AGWednesday: <vomit>
MtotheJLA: that's generally a bad sign
MtotheJLA: pink is much better
Princess Elisa: sorry mom called
MtotheJLA: right, E?
AGWednesday: bad omen
Princess Elisa: where was i?
AGWednesday: yeah
Princess Elisa: yeah speaking of love :P
MtotheJLA: Pink or red, E?
FUS3D: umm how bout the reds
Princess Elisa: wheres the love mani never meet your friends wed :P
AGWednesday: i'm guessing you were in your chair, E
Princess Elisa: pink jla
FUS3D: reds Do'h
Princess Elisa: does it look red to you?
MtotheJLA: Thanks you
Princess Elisa: yeah wedshe called my cell
FUS3D: i hope not
AGWednesday: ha!
FUS3D: how would jla know
MtotheJLA: no, it looks nice and pink
MtotheJLA: from here
AGWednesday: Pink
FUS3D: and viscous
AGWednesday: closer examination
MtotheJLA: keep it pink, E
MtotheJLA: don't change it to red
Princess Elisa: wed had blue yesterday
AGWednesday: WHOA!
Princess Elisa: he changed it sniffs
FUS3D: sounds like some alien shit
MtotheJLA: YIKES!
Princess Elisa: lol fusedjust playin around
Princess Elisa: hows your day been?
FUS3D: mmm aight
MtotheJLA: is everything OK, weds?
MtotheJLA: I mean really, blue?
AGWednesday: it is now
Princess Elisa: blue font color guys
MtotheJLA: you should take a break
Princess Elisa: i cant see it wedits alright babe dont have to change it for me
AGWednesday: it
AGWednesday: hurt
AGWednesday: so
AGWednesday: much
MtotheJLA: she can't see it Weds
Princess Elisa: what hurt so much? the color hurt your eyes?
FUS3D: blueballs?
Princess Elisa: i
Princess Elisa: cant
Princess Elisa: see
Princess Elisa: it
Princess Elisa: :P
MtotheJLA: WHOA!
Princess Elisa: JLA i meant blue :P
FUS3D: 'lisa is pink on the inside, and wed has blueballs
MtotheJLA: JEEPERS!
AGWednesday: then we'll just have to increase the size, Elisa
AGWednesday: jinkies!
Princess Elisa: I see it
Princess Elisa: yeahs
MtotheJLA: DAY-UM!
Princess Elisa: its beautiful!
AGWednesday: damn right you do
FUS3D: those some big blueballs
AGWednesday: damn right it is
Princess Elisa: lolok all is forgiven
Princess Elisa: you know what they sayblue and pink make :P
MtotheJLA: oh jeez
AGWednesday: whoa!
AGWednesday: jinkies!
FUS3D: i havent eated today
AGWednesday: i've got nothing to add
MtotheJLA: yeah
Princess Elisa: ok ok ill be good, pinky promise
FUS3D: so much pink
MtotheJLA: nice and pink
AGWednesday: jinkies!
FUS3D: and wet
AGWednesday: pool
AGWednesday: it's a veritable forest down there
MtotheJLA: HOLY SCHNIKES!
Princess Elisa: sings every word hes promised is true

TheElisaPrincess: anybody gotta handy dandy wdebsite for math teachers anywhere :P
rexstardust99: www,freeones.com
rexstardust99: www.freeones.com
MtotheJLA: that's a great site
FUS3D: for math
rexstardust99: Thats a pretty good math site.
MtotheJLA: because it's free
rexstardust99: yes
FUS3D: one being an integer n all
FUS3D: freeones
rexstardust99: Or, there's a woman named jolene who runs her own site, its called www.asklolene.com
TheElisaPrincess: darn it....note to self do not rub eye when eyeliners on
MtotheJLA: why did you need to run your eye?
MtotheJLA: rub
FUS3D: dont stab eye with icepick either
rexstardust99: You can ask her math questions.
MtotheJLA: something get in your eye?
TheElisaPrincess: you guys.....stupid idiots giving me a porn site

*** PenWing424 has joined the chat.
MtotheJLA: What's the point, then?
MtotheJLA: Hi Pens!
AGWednesday: EXACTLY!!!
Princess Elisa: that was totally cute
Princess Elisa: hey pen
PenWing424: i see i missed some funny stuff
AGWednesday: hey, Penys!
rex: Hey penis!
rex: shit!
MtotheJLA: I thought it was Pens
AGWednesday: i'm glad someone finally caught that.
rex: I think I spelled that wrong.
PenWing424: you're just jealous, rex
MtotheJLA: What is this "Penys" business?
AGWednesday: it's Pens. I just misspelled.
AGWednesday: i'm....i'm sorry.
MtotheJLA: oh good
MtotheJLA: I thought I missed something
Princess Elisa: penys sounds cute :P
AGWednesday: Pensyses!
MtotheJLA: dang!
Princess Elisa: long y sound
AGWednesday: HA!
AGWednesday: AWESOME!
Princess Elisa: not short i
Princess Elisa: theres a difference
rex: TheElisaPrincess: penis sounds cute :P
AGWednesday: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AGWednesday: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TheElisaPrincess: yawns......i .......want.........sleep ;p
A G Wednesday: too bad.
rexstardust99: If you can't sleep, try masturbating. That always helps me.
MtotheJLA: ewwwwwwwwwww
TheElisaPrincess: heh i got invited to myspace
A G Wednesday: i wish i'd seen sneaky's
TheElisaPrincess: yeah rex.........then it gets ya all hot and bothered and you cant sleep ;p
A G Wednesday: at least once
rexstardust99: WHOA!
TheElisaPrincess: doesnt work for girls anyways
MtotheJLA: JEEPERS
A G Wednesday: wha!
MtotheJLA: tell us more, Elisa
rexstardust99: Elisa is all hot and bothered!
rexstardust99: I am so turned on right now.
TheElisaPrincess: you boys are pathetic :P
A G Wednesday: i want details!
rexstardust99: Where's a sock?
A G Wednesday: WHOA!
MtotheJLA: Finish this adventure, Elisa
TheElisaPrincess: jla whats to finish?
MtotheJLA: the happy ending
A G Wednesday: A WHOLE LOT!
A G Wednesday: YEAH
A G Wednesday: there'd better be a happy ending.
TheElisaPrincess: the happy ending? gimme a break ;p
rexstardust99: Elaborate on being all hot and bothered.
TheElisaPrincess: i see how you are.......use and abuse me
rexstardust99: Are you sweaty?
MtotheJLA: why not?
A G Wednesday: elisa, i need a happy ending here.
TheElisaPrincess: rex now??? no.......i just told you why girls cant get off before they TRY to sleep
MtotheJLA: Me too. Why don't you believe in finishing?
rexstardust99: HOT
TheElisaPrincess: laughs.........oh yall are funny
Glacier16 has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: i say one thing to silence you and ya'll think i wanna cyber
TheElisaPrincess: GLACYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rexstardust99: Were not being funny were being serious.
A G Wednesday: Elisa, you can't do this.
TheElisaPrincess: mrhm.......so i figured ;-)
MtotheJLA: You never told us why, Elisa. Please finish
A G Wednesday: I'm very serious about this, Elisa.
TheElisaPrincess: LOl i cant do this huh!?!?
rexstardust99: Yes you can.
TheElisaPrincess: i bet you are :P
Glacier16: do what now?
A G Wednesday: Glacys!
rexstardust99: Are you laying in bed or naked in front of the mirror?
TheElisaPrincess: glacys...........rex says i should masturbate before i tak ea nap cuz itll make me sleep
Glacier16: lol
TheElisaPrincess: and i told him girls cant do that or they get hot and bothered
MtotheJLA: Finish that thought....
TheElisaPrincess: now they want me to elaborate :P
A G Wednesday: and then what?
A G Wednesday: DETAILS!
rexstardust99: rexstardust99: Are you laying in bed or naked in front of the mirror?
MtotheJLA: So where's the happy ending to the story?
Glacier16: ahh, thanks. I needed that laugh
TheElisaPrincess: oh come on.........rex im at my computer in my living room fully clothed......relax babe
TheElisaPrincess: lol glacys no kidding!
MtotheJLA: I can never sleep, unless I get a happy ending
A G Wednesday: same here.
MtotheJLA: It's practically impossible
TheElisaPrincess: seriously? You guys must have to change your sheets an awful lot ;-)
MtotheJLA: becuase it will mess with my mind all night
A G Wednesday: i hear ya.
TheElisaPrincess: me messing with your minds? I thought harley did that )
MtotheJLA: "What did I miss" "Where did it all go wrong" Things like that
The Time Trust: This is the best chat ever.
MtotheJLA: Yeah
rexstardust99: yes
A G Wednesday: then you're stuck reviewing parts of the story in your head.
rexstardust99: Are you thinking of harley during this?
A G Wednesday: looking
MtotheJLA: You are soooo correct, Weds
rexstardust99: Elisa?
TheElisaPrincess: id better leave before you guys get worked up over nothing.......besides its gym time *yeahs*
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
MtotheJLA: "If only I could go back, and see if I could find the happy ending"
rexstardust99: DAMNIT
A G Wednesday: ahhhh
rexstardust99: I think I need a nap.
A G Wednesday: now i'll be stuck all night.
A G Wednesday: damn.
MtotheJLA: I need a sandwich
A G Wednesday: i need a woman on my lap.
MtotheJLA: and a shower
A G Wednesday: but a sandwich will do.
MtotheJLA: Princess Elisa roxs!
A G Wednesday: Princess Elisa is the greatest poster ever!
MtotheJLA: Even though though she didn't finish...
rexstardust99: yes

captainsammitch: Korina are you happy with your new DVD or are you still having second thoughts?
PJPGYRO: is it porn
rexstardust99: PORN!
MsKorina29: heck yes
MsKorina29: it's awesome

Too bad I can't get into the chat. I have an earache and I could complain about it. Wouldn't that be special.

Yes....come join us.Install Aim the room is rkmbs

Hi PJP - hope you had a good weekend.

AQUAMANvsJESUS (10:40:25 PM): I don't disagree with you.
Pariah186 (10:40:30 PM): Oh!
AQUAMANvsJESUS (10:40:33 PM): it's all very valid.
Pariah186 (10:40:38 PM): coo'
AQUAMANvsJESUS (10:40:42 PM): I'm just too big a fan of Bale.
Pariah186 (10:40:52 PM): speaking of which
Pariah186 (10:40:58 PM): I saw the Machinist the other day
Pariah186 (10:41:00 PM): See it
AQUAMANvsJESUS (10:41:15 PM): so...it was good.
DoctorWeeTodd (10:41:17 PM): Christian Bale got robbed of an Oscar nomination.
Pariah186 (10:41:24 PM): And while I'm on movies: Suspect 0 was good as well
Pariah186 (10:41:27 PM): actually
Pariah186 (10:41:28 PM): it rocked
Pariah186 (10:41:37 PM): it made me consider taking up criminology
Pariah186 (10:41:46 PM): Eh?
Pariah186 (10:41:49 PM): for what?
DoctorWeeTodd (10:42:04 PM): The Machinist of course.
Pariah186 (10:42:34 PM): oh
Pariah186 (10:42:36 PM): heh
Pariah186 (10:42:37 PM): yeah
Pariah186 (10:42:44 PM): he starves himself for four months
Pariah186 (10:42:49 PM): and doesn't get shit
Pariah186 (10:42:57 PM): still. Good movie
DoctorWeeTodd (10:42:58 PM): Yeah...that was some dedication to his work.
Pariah186 (10:43:08 PM): A bit too much IMO
DoctorWeeTodd (10:43:12 PM): And he just buffed right back up for Batman.
AQUAMANvsJESUS (10:43:14 PM): and then gains it all back over a six month period to play batman.
AQUAMANvsJESUS (10:43:18 PM): that guy's unbeatable!
Pariah186 (10:43:26 PM): *nods*
Pariah186 (10:43:31 PM): he is wuite the characters
Pariah186 (10:43:34 PM): *character
DoctorWeeTodd (10:43:34 PM): He didn't even have enough prep time!
Pariah186 (10:43:40 PM): heh
DoctorWeeTodd (10:43:42 PM): :-D
AQUAMANvsJESUS (10:43:43 PM): lol

klinton 77: yes, more for you.
klinton 77: do you want some of my spagetti sauce?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh maybe
BooBerryFanatic has left the room.
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The Time Trust: I win!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no i do!
The Time Trust: Nuh-uh!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh huh!

I smell conspiracy.

It was the man with the umbrella.

Someone get in the now. I'm stuck in there alone with Elisa.

The room is now a elisa-jeremy make fuck room.
Enter at your own risk.

goddamn i'm glad i missed that

Someone invites me!!

add yourself to you damn list and invite yourself

me too, but it'd be entertaining now

work can kiss my ass, i'm leaving earily

(11:31:10 AM) PJPGYRO has entered the room.
PJPGYRO (11:31:23 AM): how are my favorite ham and eggers doing?
PJPGYRO (11:32:04 AM): don't make me raise my voice
PJPGYRO (11:32:17 AM): was she a great bid fat girl?
PJPGYRO (11:32:52 AM): I have been without home internet service for 24 hours
PJPGYRO (11:32:56 AM): just got it back
PJPGYRO (11:33:11 AM): thank god I have internet at work
PJPGYRO (11:34:21 AM): the people next door moved out yesterday and the idiots turned my cable off instead of the next door neibors
PJPGYRO (11:34:32 AM): the neighbors too
PJPGYRO (11:34:50 AM): anyhoo you guys can all go screw yourselves
PJPGYRO (11:35:03 AM): without lube
(11:35:06 AM) PJPGYRO has left the room.
(11:43:57 AM) PJPGYRO has entered the room.
PJPGYRO (11:44:07 AM): hey fuckers
PJPGYRO (11:44:10 AM): I'm back
PJPGYRO (11:44:15 AM): yeah
PJPGYRO (11:44:18 AM): fuck you too
PJPGYRO (11:44:41 AM): write that in your notebook Chewy
PJPGYRO (11:44:58 AM): Rex is really a woman
PJPGYRO (11:45:00 AM): ??
PJPGYRO (11:45:03 AM): what?
PJPGYRO (11:45:14 AM): I could see that
PJPGYRO (11:45:32 AM): Im going to go park a bus
PJPGYRO (11:45:41 AM): see you humanoids later
(11:45:53 AM) PJPGYRO has left the room.
(12:06:40 PM) PJPGYRO has entered the room.
PJPGYRO (12:07:04 PM): where are you motherfuckers?
PJPGYRO (12:07:27 PM): Im going to Home Depot so i can be ignored by professionals
PJPGYRO (12:07:44 PM): I work in every department my ass
PJPGYRO (12:07:48 PM): see ya
(12:07:53 PM) PJPGYRO has left the room.

Someones invites me!

Rack the Jers......still hasn't lost his touch

we all know she's dying to tell, she's just a wittle scared after telling us that she masturbates and gets all hot and bothered.

Rack sneaks...........very funny!

Um, nothing happened between Jers and I besides the usual "math is awesome" stuff! Honestly!

heh.

Just awesome........so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



It was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best retort ever!!

aweshome?

Rack PJs! ;p That was awesome!

LOLS ;P

this shit is gold

i should write a book.

(those were two independant thoughts)

TheElisaPrincess: lol uschi......doy ou hit on all the girls at the boards or just me?

PJPGYRO: Im a retard mute

heh......that was taken out of context......but funny nevertheless.

rexstardust99: I usually pee in the back yard.
rexstardust99: I go with the dogs.

PJPGYRO: me too
PJPGYRO: I like peeing outside

rqbumbershoot: I want to have nice abs for the upcoming karaoke contest.

PENISSA MAKES A BOOTY CALL!

You have just entered room "rkmbs."
ultimateradness: whut up bitches?
PenWing424: uschi, you should call that number
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: my fucking dick
PenWing424: whoa
ultimateradness: what number?
rexstardust99: >:o
PenWing424: the one the girls gave me
Glacier16: >:o
PenWing424: by the way, well done, rex
rexstardust99: heh
rexstardust99: I thought she was some kind of bot.
TheElisaPrincess: grrrrrrrrrrr
TheElisaPrincess: poor pen
PenWing424: poor pen? freaked out pen
PenWing424: pen had no idea what the hell was going on
X0Italianbabe90: hey im bored
rexstardust99: >:o
PenWing424: there are wierd people out there
Glacier16: like italianbabe
X0Italianbabe90: ????
X0Italianbabe90: stfu!
rexstardust99: Yup, oakley, sideways, mcgurk.
PenWing424: ibabe, you need to register with the boards
PenWing424: reallt
ultimateradness: can someone catch me up
PenWing424: really
ultimateradness: ?
rexstardust99: And post pics.
PenWing424: www.rkmbs.com
Glacier16: www.rkmbs.com Italianbabe
X0Italianbabe90: no
Glacier16: know your role
PenWing424: and shut your mouth
TheElisaPrincess: awwwwwwwww poor wings
ultimateradness: catch me up please
X0Italianbabe90: bc i dont want glacier seein me!
ultimateradness: ?????????
TheElisaPrincess: id call if i had a calling card
PenWing424: hang on
Glacier16: heh, I am the LEAST of your worries there
TheElisaPrincess: yeah glacys cool
PenWing424: http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/554206/an/0/page/0#554206
ultimateradness: I will call, tell me WHY and what number
PenWing424: click the link
X0Italianbabe90: i cant
Glacier16: so you are....slow?
X0Italianbabe90: NO!
X0Italianbabe90: stfu
X0Italianbabe90: brb
rexstardust99: I think she's foreign.
PenWing424: ibabe, do you have a web browser?
ultimateradness: ha ha ha!
ultimateradness: I invited her
PenWing424: oh no
ultimateradness: yes
ultimateradness: random invite
ultimateradness: the chat was dead
PenWing424: oh
PenWing424: right
PenWing424: you did
ultimateradness: remember?
ultimateradness: hours ago
TheElisaPrincess: this is gonna be awesome
TheElisaPrincess: you should record the convo usch
ultimateradness: so I should call, eh?
X0Italianbabe90: rex go n screw ur mom!
ultimateradness: I don't have a recorder
PenWing424: definately, uschi
ultimateradness: hmmm...
X0Italianbabe90: brb
ultimateradness: how can I keep track?
ultimateradness: notepad
rexstardust99: X0Italianbabe90: rex go n screw ur mom!
rexstardust99: OK mommy.
ultimateradness: gimme a couple good lines to start with
ultimateradness: hello?
ultimateradness: I dunno.
ultimateradness: I'll deepen my voice. Call myself penwing.
TheElisaPrincess: lol usch!
TheElisaPrincess: you should
ultimateradness: gimme some lines, folks!
PenWing424: uschi: "hi, i invited you to a chat today, and your friend IMed one of the people from the chat and gave your number, so I'm following up
X0Italianbabe90: ew@@@@
PenWing424: "
X0Italianbabe90: !!!!!!*
PenWing424: and don't even think of using my name
Glacier16: heh
PenWing424: in fact, don't even use your own name
X0Italianbabe90: rex no i no u wanna fuck me but 2 bad
PenWing424: just see if you can find out if it was really her friend or if it was her all along
ultimateradness: ok
PenWing424: ibabe, i think you would fit in with the rkmbs
X0Italianbabe90: kool
PenWing424: look, you've already made rex your bitch, and you didn't even have to try hard
PenWing424: well done
Glacier16: ooooooooooo
X0Italianbabe90: but idc i dont want ppl havein muh pic
PenWing424: it's cool
X0Italianbabe90: lol
PenWing424: you don't have to post a pic
X0Italianbabe90: o
ultimateradness: fool, yes you do!
X0Italianbabe90: idk i'll thynk bout it
PenWing424: uschi, if she joins the board, after a while, she'll probably post a pic
PenWing424: pcg is online
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i promise i won't say i'll eat her out..
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: every post that is
ultimateradness: calling
TheElisaPrincess: keep us posted usch
ultimateradness: eh
TheElisaPrincess: im betting the number isnt real
ultimateradness: wrong number?
ultimateradness: yeah
X0Italianbabe90: ew bunny
TheElisaPrincess: yeah!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: sides was wrong too
ultimateradness: some guy, great accent
TheElisaPrincess: ewwwwwww a guy hit on wing?\thats just wrong
X0Italianbabe90: DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i promise i won't say i'll eat her out..
ultimateradness: yeah, but GREAT accent
X0Italianbabe90: ok?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: problem?
ultimateradness: eat me out!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i did
PenWing424: um, could be a parent?
ultimateradness: oh... right.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: your sack got in the way
ultimateradness: my left nut
ultimateradness: Fused.
X0Italianbabe90: no wing im not a parent
TheElisaPrincess: wow................
TheElisaPrincess: poor wings
TheElisaPrincess: could be :P
ultimateradness: sounded like a youngish guy
TheElisaPrincess: dpeending on how young the kid was ;P
ultimateradness: maybe, I dunno 25?
X0Italianbabe90: brb
PenWing424: not you, ibabe, the person on the phone
X0Italianbabe90: ooo
PenWing424: maybe it's your dream guy, uschi
ultimateradness: he sounded hawt
TheElisaPrincess: 25??????? no way
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* you had me
TheElisaPrincess: thats scary :P
ultimateradness: call him!
ultimateradness: call him, Penissa!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
ultimateradness: do it!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: we hookin' you up!
PenWing424: go for it, princess
ultimateradness: get that ass!
TheElisaPrincess: me call him?
TheElisaPrincess: no way
ultimateradness: he's friendly.
Glacier16: ;p
TheElisaPrincess: what am is upposed to day?
PenWing424: you know, he could be an internet cop
ultimateradness: he was way cool when I was asking for Belaconda.
TheElisaPrincess: hes probably married, engaged, in a serious relationshipOR has issues
TheElisaPrincess: thats my luck as of late :P
ultimateradness: Say, "hi, is this dan?"
TheElisaPrincess: is that his name?
ultimateradness: and he'll be all "excuse me?"
TheElisaPrincess: you already talked to him?
ultimateradness: and you'll be all, "Dan... shoot, I think this says Dan..."
TheElisaPrincess: i do have voice ove rip so he cant trace teh number
ultimateradness: "my friend gave me this number
TheElisaPrincess: and said what? we'd be cute together :P
ultimateradness: "she said you wanted to meet me."
ultimateradness: and he's all, "no, that's not me. You must have the wrong number."
ultimateradness: and THERE's your IN!
TheElisaPrincess: you already tried this?
TheElisaPrincess: whatever usch........ive had enough calling strange internet guys :P
ultimateradness: "oh gosh! ha ha ha ha ha! how embarassing!
ultimateradness: oh man.... well, hi. My name's Ashley.
PenWing424: could be worse, princess
PenWing424: could be klinton
ultimateradness: do it!
ultimateradness: I wrote you a script!
PenWing424: it's a damn good script
ultimateradness: he sounds really hawt. smooth accent. he might be black.
ultimateradness: black guys have big penisesesess, Ash.
TheElisaPrincess: hey klint freakin rocks ;-)
PenWing424: sure
TheElisaPrincess: that boy is super fun to talk to
ultimateradness: BUT he's white and sticks the other team
PenWing424: he's gay, has a partner, and likes to flirt with women
TheElisaPrincess: shutup usch, im not into the getting pregnant and becoming a mother thing right now
ultimateradness: this guy has a nice accent.
ultimateradness: "oh man.... well, hi. My name's Ashley."
TheElisaPrincess: Usch you really want me to do this dont ya?!?
ultimateradness: I like your accent, where are you from?"
PenWing424: the scary thing about this
TheElisaPrincess: what if hes underage.........that could really screw me over
PenWing424: is that uschi could call
ultimateradness: I called, so what?
PenWing424: do a princess impression
ultimateradness: people get wrong numbers all the tiome!
PenWing424: say her name is ashley
TheElisaPrincess: yeah usch........take your voice up two octaves and sound enthusiastic so youd sound like me
PenWing424: and be telling the truth
ultimateradness: hey now, my voice isn't THAT low...
TheElisaPrincess: i figured you for an alto sounding girl though
TheElisaPrincess: my bad!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hehe
ultimateradness: but I'm not bass!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: this is funny
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: this is how my stepdad got arrested
ultimateradness: ok
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: heh
PenWing424: someone should post this
ultimateradness: so I should call the guy again.
ultimateradness: tell him I liked his accent.
X0Italianbabe90: bak
ultimateradness: ask his name.
ultimateradness: what do you think?
PenWing424: does someone have this chat from when i signed on?
ultimateradness: should I hook a sista up?
PenWing424: cause the whole thing needs to be posted
Glacier16: rex might
ultimateradness: uh... do YOU have the chat from when YOU signed on?
PenWing424: no
ultimateradness: Ultimate Jaburg would!!!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh i might
X0Italianbabe90: i do
PenWing424: yeah?
X0Italianbabe90: i thynk
Glacier16: register at www.rkmbs.com italianbabe and post it
ultimateradness: ok, but the MOST important thing right now is, SHOULD I CALL BACK?
X0Italianbabe90: yea
PenWing424: i have from when uschi started her script
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YES
ultimateradness: and if so, what is your telephone number, Ash?
ultimateradness: I'll totally hook you up with the brotha!
X0Italianbabe90: diggy diggy diggy cant u see sumtymes ur words juss hypnotis me n i juss luv ur flashy ways!!!
Glacier16: ::nono::
ultimateradness: I think you're a sexxay wimmin too, Babe.
X0Italianbabe90: ?
ultimateradness: what the fuck else were you talking about?!
ultimateradness: ok, before I call, I gots to know:
X0Italianbabe90: a song
ultimateradness: ELISSA!
X0Italianbabe90: thnx bout the sexxay thyng
ultimateradness: DO YOU WANT THIS SEXORZ OR NOT?
ultimateradness: I'm just tryin' to get in your pants, Babe.
X0Italianbabe90: sexorz??
X0Italianbabe90: wtf
PenWing424: exactly
X0Italianbabe90: ur a gurl
PenWing424: she is
ultimateradness: sex + orz
X0Italianbabe90: n im a gurl
ultimateradness: = sex
ultimateradness: yeah, thus it would be lesbian
X0Italianbabe90: duh
ultimateradness: elissa pissed off
ultimateradness: do you think she called him herself?
PenWing424: maybe
ultimateradness: HA HA HA HA HA!
ultimateradness: AWESHOME!!!
X0Italianbabe90: no im not a lesabian
X0Italianbabe90: lesbian*
PenWing424: we need to post this chat
ultimateradness: neither am I, wetlips!
X0Italianbabe90: ew
ultimateradness: all in good time, Pen.
ultimateradness: oh, get over it Babe
DECTECTlVE BUNNY has left the room.
ultimateradness: don't fear your own equiptment
X0Italianbabe90: ok?
X0Italianbabe90: ew
ultimateradness: And Sneaks is calling zTOO
TheElisaPrincess: sorry yall was makin a sandwhich
X0Italianbabe90: stop
ultimateradness: Ashley.
ultimateradness: ashley!
ultimateradness: ASHLEYYY!
X0Italianbabe90: we dont care
ultimateradness: BEETLEJUICE!
TheElisaPrincess: usch call him back
ultimateradness: what is your number?
X0Italianbabe90: hoo the fuck is ashley?????
ultimateradness: IM it to me
ultimateradness: I am and Elisa is
Glacier16 has left the room.
X0Italianbabe90: oo
TheElisaPrincess: You so owe me pen
TheElisaPrincess: especially if he calls my cell
TheElisaPrincess: at least a phone convo!
PenWing424: i do?
PenWing424: one day
Glacier16 has entered the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY has entered the room.
Glacier16: hahaha, damnit mxy!
TheElisaPrincess: lol usch sounds lik eme.........freaky
ultimateradness: HA!
ultimateradness: ASHLEY IS CALLING THE DUDE!
Glacier16: which ashley?
TheElisaPrincess: me one sec though
ultimateradness: Elisa
Glacier16: =-O
ultimateradness: record it!1
ultimateradness: I called penissa, penissa calls the southern belle!
PenWing424: you two sound alike?
ultimateradness: ....................I'm on pins and needles!!!!!!!
ultimateradness: notsomuch
Glacier16: heh
ultimateradness: she sounds more popular than I do
PenWing424: oh
PenWing424: but you are popular
ultimateradness: only in my head, dearie
PenWing424: and online
TheElisaPrincess: i am so not a sb
ultimateradness: the popular kids poke fun at me
TheElisaPrincess: wish me luck
ultimateradness: gogogogogogo!
PenWing424: good luck
ultimateradness: .............. aweshome.
PenWing424: that may be, but uschi, you rule the internet
PenWing424: so fuck them
ultimateradness: buwahahahaha!
ultimateradness: yeah, actually some popular kids made fun of me today
ultimateradness: 'cause, you know, I look like a dyke
TheElisaPrincess: thats wrong usch
TheElisaPrincess: you dont sound like one!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: aww but your our dyke
PenWing424: they're just jealous because you are an individual who is not afraid to express her inner self
ultimateradness: so I was all, "I'm sorry my penis is bigger than yours... I can't help it.
PenWing424: lol
ultimateradness: then, laughing to myself I walked off.
ultimateradness: they kept yelling shit at me, but it wasn't so creative
ultimateradness: plus I have friends in the diamond business
ultimateradness: The Shayne Company
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its okay, when i order pizza they call me little girl....
ultimateradness: far south of denver on emporia street
PenWing424: serously, sneaks?
ultimateradness: one half mile east of I-25
ultimateradness: open weeknights 'till six, saturday and sunday 'till five.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah, either that or "dude get a 976 hotline job!"
PenWing424: cause if they saw you, they'd splurt
ultimateradness: ...they haven't changed that commercial in my whole life
TheElisaPrincess: the dude bought it
TheElisaPrincess: his dad anshwered
TheElisaPrincess: i asked for eric
TheElisaPrincess: its his 20 year old son
TheElisaPrincess: he wished me a happy fourth and everything
ultimateradness: 20, 25...
TheElisaPrincess: said his son needed a girlfriend
ultimateradness: ha ha ha!
TheElisaPrincess: and to have my gal cal him back cuz hes home the rest of tonight
Glacier16: whoa
ultimateradness: YEAH!
Glacier16: so they thought Pen would suffice?
TheElisaPrincess: i guessed eric too.......friend form hs
ultimateradness: YEAH YEAH!
TheElisaPrincess: you so freakin owe me pen ;-)]
ultimateradness: hawt accent, right!
TheElisaPrincess: his dad was all talk......didnt wanna hang up on me
TheElisaPrincess: yeah......sounded like he was my dads age though
PenWing424: whoa
Glacier16: rock on Elisa!
TheElisaPrincess: i scored!!!!
ultimateradness: dude!
ultimateradness: score!
TheElisaPrincess: i have one of those teacherish voices
PenWing424: whao
PenWing424: you did
TheElisaPrincess: anyways..........he also said his son likes computers
TheElisaPrincess: "always on the darn thing" he said
TheElisaPrincess: and i am so not a prank caller :P
ultimateradness: did you record the call?
TheElisaPrincess: naw..........unfortunately
TheElisaPrincess: i shoulda
ultimateradness: fucknut.
TheElisaPrincess: thats the stupidest thing ive ever done :PO
ultimateradness: still, this is the coolest chat EVER.
PenWing424: it is
Glacier16: it sure ranks up there
TheElisaPrincess: lol glacy :P
TheElisaPrincess: I have one of those trusty sounding voices i guess :P
TheElisaPrincess: he asked how old i was and everything....kinda lied and said 23
ultimateradness: suddenly..... suddenly I don't not like you anymore, Penissa....
ultimateradness: I think we can be friends.
TheElisaPrincess: Lol..........totally friends.....this is like stuff youd do in junior high
TheElisaPrincess: calling up peopel and testing out numbers
TheElisaPrincess: :P
ultimateradness: this is the greatest telephone talk ever.
ultimateradness: I need a beer to celebrate.
TheElisaPrincess: Lol usch..................would the dad not talk to you?
ultimateradness: uh, I'm no good at telephones
ultimateradness: sociopath through most my life
ultimateradness: never developed skillz, I got off asap
TheElisaPrincess: whatever uschi..........you have a good voice!
TheElisaPrincess: you could teach
ultimateradness: teach bomb school...
ultimateradness: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CLASSROOM YOU NASTY PUSTULES!
ultimateradness: I GOTS A FUCKIN' GRENADE, YEAH A *FUCKING* GRENADE
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cool
ultimateradness: AND IT'S GONNA FUCK YOU UP YOUR BLEEDIN' ASSHOLE IF YOU DON'T TAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SEAT!
TheElisaPrincess: lol............
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: italian babe fucked a firework earlier
TheElisaPrincess: itd so be nice to go off like that

Girls rule!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We got your back pen!

Rack the Ashley's!

You've got back's penis?

PenWing424: ibabe, have you registered yet?
ultimateradness: HEY BABE!
X0Italianbabe90: wats up??
X0Italianbabe90: no
ultimateradness: what's your e-mail address?
X0Italianbabe90: idk bout it yet
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh the babes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: back
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: time to hit on her!
ultimateradness: Babe, what'ss your e-mail address?
rexstardust77 has entered the room.
X0Italianbabe90: X0ItalianBabe90@aol.com
X0Italianbabe90: lol
ultimateradness: thanks!
X0Italianbabe90: bunny ur funny
Glacier16: hehe
Glacier16: rex77
PenWing424: fuck
rexstardust77: Hello
Glacier16: hello reaxes
rexstardust99: Hey clone!
TheElisaPrincess: glacys back
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: attack!!!
TheElisaPrincess: and pens upset?!? why?
Glacier16: never left
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhhhh
X0Italianbabe90: attack?
TheElisaPrincess: just lurked huh?
PenWing424: rex is playing with himself in public again
rexstardust99: yup
rexstardust77: yup
PenWing424: there are some things we just don't need to see
X0Italianbabe90: bunny y'd u say attack????
TheElisaPrincess: modeling clay may not work with popsicle sticks
X0Italianbabe90: huh??
Glacier16: 2nd that huh
ultimateradness: BABE!
rexstardust99: Yes?
ultimateradness: You are NOW registered.
ultimateradness: at RKMBs
Glacier16: hahahha
X0Italianbabe90: NO!!!!!
Glacier16: noice!
X0Italianbabe90: AH!

ultimateradness: REAX! ORGASMED AGAIN!

You have just entered room
ultimateradness: excellent.
ultimateradness: now we wait for teach
rexstardust99: Is this our secret sex room for tonight?
ultimateradness: and smack her on the rounded buttoks
ultimateradness: yes.
ultimateradness: yes it is.
rexstardust99: Let me get my sock.
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: whyd we switch rooms?\
ultimateradness: suck it bitch!
rexstardust99: I like this.
rexstardust99: Just the three of us.
ultimateradness: I invited bunny too
rexstardust99: Who's first?
ultimateradness: this is the "XXXXXXXXXX" room
rexstardust99: HOORAY!
TheElisaPrincess: look at the title of the room :P
TheElisaPrincess: lol.....already got it usch :P
ultimateradness: no
ultimateradness: we are here to work it sister.
TheElisaPrincess: work it?
ultimateradness: smack that ass!
TheElisaPrincess: what?
ultimateradness: rump.
TheElisaPrincess: so sad........
ultimateradness: what's the class?
ultimateradness: sex ed?
ultimateradness: >:o
rexstardust99: My tounge is ready Ushci!
ultimateradness: huzzah!
TheElisaPrincess: this one?
TheElisaPrincess: no math
ultimateradness: yes.
ultimateradness: no maths?
TheElisaPrincess: well angles......algebra anyways
ultimateradness: good.
rexstardust99: Kathleen is on.
rexstardust99: Invite her to this room.
TheElisaPrincess: like shed come :P
rexstardust99: I'd make her cum.
ultimateradness: oh oh oh ohhaahahaaha!
TheElisaPrincess: rolls eyes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY has entered the room.
ultimateradness: rolls fingers over Penissa's naughty bits
TheElisaPrincess: its not really much different from the other room sneaks.....still depraved :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: lol no
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bah i don't wanna cook tomorrow
ultimateradness: but we're making a lesson plan here!
ultimateradness: what's the class, Ash?
ultimateradness: you said not maths
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: "sex ed in your drivers ed car"
rexstardust99: HOORAY!
ultimateradness: me rikey!
rexstardust99: >:o
ultimateradness: argh! this class is driving me nuts!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: nuts - lesson 2
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bite, nibble suck
rexstardust99: yes
rexstardust99: Very good
ultimateradness: nut biter.
ultimateradness: no teeth! lesson one!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: eh a little teeth is good
rexstardust99: As long as your touching them, I'm happy.
ultimateradness: feh, you're happy with a pr0n and some boxer shorts
rexstardust99: yep
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: dont forget the sock!
ultimateradness: no, sock would restrict nut movemen
ultimateradness: t
ultimateradness: he likes 'em dangling
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: how much you wanna bet he can lift em>?
ultimateradness: lift his nuts?
ultimateradness: I bet I could too
ultimateradness: they aren't THAT big...
rexstardust99: I drain them a lot.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: those poor nuts
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: they need a good teabagging
ultimateradness: yeah, they get around
rexstardust99: I think I need to add sneaky to my tour.
ultimateradness: dude, EVERYONE needs sneaks on their tour
rexstardust99: yeah
ultimateradness: I need some dude on my tour
ultimateradness: all I gots is sneaky
ultimateradness: she has dildos, but I have detatchable penii
DECTECTlVE BUNNY has left the room.
ultimateradness: boo
ultimateradness: her and her dry-humping soda machine... :'(
ultimateradness: I want to dry hump a robot... O:-)
ultimateradness: one week
ultimateradness: onnnnneeee weeeek.
rexstardust99: Am I gonna end up with TK's sloppy seconds?
ultimateradness: well, seeing as TK hasn't shot one off in a few years, looks about like the whole state of CA will be TK's sloppy seconds
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
rexstardust99: Elisa was too hot and bothered to stay.
ultimateradness: she's so lame... I bet she fucks the guy with the good accent
rexstardust99: We should keep this room open.
rexstardust99: Only invite women.
ultimateradness: but I need a cock stuck in me!
rexstardust99: Thats what I'm for!
ultimateradness: yay!
rexstardust99: >:o
ultimateradness: but I'm not a sharing lady
ultimateradness: some might not call me a lady
rexstardust99: Don't expect me to treat you like a lady.
ultimateradness: work it bitch!
rexstardust99: I'm gonna post this.
ultimateradness: YAY!
ultimateradness: hasta!
rexstardust99: later
ultimateradness: (you say "pasta!")
rexstardust99: "pasta"
ultimateradness: hasta la pasta.
ultimateradness: get it?
ultimateradness: YAY! night.
rexstardust99: yes, but its not funny.
ultimateradness has left the room.

towards the end Pariah admits to shoving painful things in his urethra!
The rest I just thought was funny:

Pariah186: Oh wait. Now I remeber. You hate porn.
ultimateradness: yes.
ultimateradness: not a porn fan.
ultimateradness: I find it degrading
Pariah186: Then youz ah sissy!
TheElisaPrincess: so Do I!
TheElisaPrincess: totally degrading!
Pariah186: Cuz' wimmins is the focus?
TheElisaPrincess: women or men.....
TheElisaPrincess: your not viewing a person for who they are
ultimateradness: doesn't matter
TheElisaPrincess: but what they look like
Pariah186: Feh.
Pariah186: I don't even look at porn
ultimateradness: I'm not turned on by appearances much
Pariah186: I'm addicted to hentai....When I lose my cool
ultimateradness: mostly personality
Pariah186: bullshit.
ultimateradness: nope.
ultimateradness: you should see the guys I date
ultimateradness: I didn't think anything of it
ultimateradness: but my sister's all...you really don't care about looks, do you/?
Pariah186: *eyebrow* Got a pic ready?
ultimateradness: nope.
TheElisaPrincess: noi the older you get the less the physical really mattesr
Pariah186: heh
ultimateradness: nah, I've never understood attraction based solely on physical aesthetics
ultimateradness: and I'm just 21, 'teach'
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: heh
Pariah186: exactly
Pariah186: old
ultimateradness: well, at least my penii are bigger than my fingers!
ultimateradness: unlike SOME of us...
ultimateradness: ;-)
Pariah186: :-[
ultimateradness: not... not to point FINGERS or anthing
ultimateradness: (*snort*)
TheElisaPrincess: no way? 21 and you got your life together this much! Im super impressed
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
ultimateradness: *g*
Pariah186: hurm
ultimateradness: impressed... and scootin' out
ultimateradness: my personality must get her hot 'n bothered
Pariah186: Felt like I pissed glass yesterday
ultimateradness: I bed she's masturbating to me right now
ultimateradness: I bet... one dollar!
Pariah186: Seriously. I had to wait twelve hours
Pariah186: at first, I thought it was a kidney stone
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: oopsy
TheElisaPrincess: wrong x
ultimateradness: LOL
Pariah186: Turns out it was hand-washing soap.
ultimateradness: done so soon?
ultimateradness: in your bladder?
Pariah186: no
Pariah186: no
Pariah186: urethra
ultimateradness: how'd it get THERE?!
ultimateradness: stupid!
Pariah186: I had to get it swbbed yesterday
Pariah186: *swabbed
Pariah186: cuz' they had to check on liver function
Pariah186: and such
ultimateradness: here's something bubbly, lemme shove it up my pisser
Pariah186: I just thought the thing looked a bit unclean
Pariah186: so when I got home, I used a soap covered que-tip
Pariah186: burned like fuck
Pariah186: but I thought that was normal;
ultimateradness: ha ha ha ha!
ultimateradness: a q-tip?
Pariah186: then when I had to go I was screaming
Pariah186: yes
ultimateradness: your not packin' big enough to hold a q-tip!
Pariah186: Its actually grown since then
ultimateradness: ah.
ultimateradness: magic beans
Pariah186: And even if hadn't, it would have
Pariah186: question
Pariah186: Measure six inches
ultimateradness: pain in your giblits makes you horny, eh?
Pariah186: on the window
Pariah186: fuck no
ultimateradness: well, why else would it grow?
ultimateradness: They Plump when you Cook 'Em!
ultimateradness: why six?
ultimateradness: hmmmmmm?
Pariah186: Cuz' I wanna see how big you thnk average is
Pariah186: for a guy
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* at ease
Pariah186: I think you're under a bt of a misinterpretation
ultimateradness: six inches is approximately two pinkies of mine
ultimateradness: and... hold on
ultimateradness: and how is me putting my hands to the monitor
ultimateradness: going to show you
ultimateradness: anything?
Pariah186: heh
Pariah186: that's not average
Pariah186: subtract a joint
Pariah186: and you get average
Pariah186: whilst erect
ultimateradness: I never said it was average
Pariah186: well
ultimateradness: you said
ultimateradness: it wasn't or something
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
Pariah186: What I'm saying is
Pariah186: when it's measured
ultimateradness: I forget dumb conversations after A FEW YEARS
Pariah186: you don't measure from the based
Pariah186: you reminded me a while ago
ultimateradness: yes yes, measure the bias
Pariah186: DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT BIAS!!
ultimateradness: hi reax!
rexstardust99: hello
ultimateradness: life
ultimateradness: don't talk to me about life
ultimateradness: here I am
ultimateradness: brain the size of a planet...
ultimateradness: *sigh*
rexstardust99: Pariah, you ain't supposed to beat off with hand soap.
ultimateradness: ha ha ha!
Pariah186 has left the room.
rexstardust99: heh
ultimateradness: uh-OH!
rexstardust99: You gotta post this now Uschi.

me thinks penissa is a tad horny today.

Today?

tonight, this morning

shut up you west coast fag.

A booty call on Sunday night before the fourth of July? Why the me can't you all just let me sleep?? WHY??

fuck you should go to off topic where youd be appreciated!

X0Italianbabe90: hey
ultimateradness: what the fuck now?
X0Italianbabe90: ?
X0Italianbabe90: i wanna talk 2 u
ultimateradness: fine
ultimateradness: go ahead
X0Italianbabe90: can u send me a chat real fast please
ultimateradness: a ...chat?
ultimateradness: retard.
X0Italianbabe90: uea
X0Italianbabe90: yea
ultimateradness: yea? do you mean "yeah" or "Yay"?
X0Italianbabe90: juss send me a chat
ultimateradness: rkmbs
ultimateradness: go
X0Italianbabe90: send it 2 me
ultimateradness: what are you going on about? do you want a saved chat?
ultimateradness: like, saved old dialogue?
X0Italianbabe90: yea
ultimateradness: I don't save chats
X0Italianbabe90: o ok

X0Italianbabe90: then invite me 2 rkmbs
ultimateradness: you know you can invite yourself, right?
X0Italianbabe90: yea
X0Italianbabe90: ]
ultimateradness: stop teasing my cock
X0Italianbabe90: but its easier 4 sum1 else invite me?
X0Italianbabe90: wat??
ultimateradness: no, no it isn't.
ultimateradness: it is extremely easy to invite yourself to a chat
X0Italianbabe90: im not teasing ur cock


ultimateradness: takes, like... three seconds. tops.
X0Italianbabe90: u dont have 1 u have a pussy
ultimateradness: everyone has a left nut
ultimateradness: I call mine Fused.
X0Italianbabe90: ok?
ultimateradness: besides, how do you know? I'm a hermaphrodite.
ultimateradness: I have a small cock and it doesn't work right
ultimateradness: but I have one.
ultimateradness: I also have an extensive collection of detatchable penii
X0Italianbabe90: ew
ultimateradness: don't judge, whore
X0Italianbabe90: i aint

X0Italianbabe90: i sed ew bc u sed ultimateradness [12:38 AM]: I also have an extensive collection of detatchable penii
ultimateradness: "ew" is not an appropriate response to a birth disorder
ultimateradness: you're racist.
X0Italianbabe90: no not realli
ultimateradness: well, you seem to hate America
ultimateradness: what with the way you blatently disregard our adopted tongue
X0Italianbabe90: wat?
ultimateradness: exactly.
X0Italianbabe90: shut up
ultimateradness: then stop IMing me
X0Italianbabe90: i want 2

ultimateradness: whore

bs."
PenWing424: tape it all
A G Wednesday: what is "tape it"?
PJPGYRO: stay in school
PenWing424: on your computer
UltimateJaburg53: Hi Pig Iron
PJPGYRO: and don't do rugs
pigirondb: tape it down
PJPGYRO: drugs too
PenWing424: record, is that better?
PJPGYRO: is that Dave!
pigirondb: they are cool
UltimateJaburg53: Doing rugs really ties the room together
PJPGYRO: Pig Iron for MOD!@!!!
pigirondb: yeahs
UltimateJaburg53: ;p
PJPGYRO: lols ;P
pigirondb: i am dtunks
UltimateJaburg53: Yay!
rexstardust99: PIG IRON!
pigirondb: drunks
PenWing424: eh
rexstardust99: Shit I didn't see you.
pigirondb: blind bastard
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ahh a pig
rexstardust99: I'm babysitting and eating dinner.
rexstardust99: I'm kinda busy.
A G Wednesday: Pig Iron for mod!
A G Wednesday: YAY!
pigirondb: i have bacon
PJPGYRO: you are bacon
A G Wednesday: heh.
PJPGYRO: Dave
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm, bacon
pigirondb: I have beer
PJPGYRO: you sent me some funny PMs
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ooh beer
pigirondb: i don't remember
Jlfgrimm13: bacon and beer.
PJPGYRO: I can't bear to delete them
jaclynangelo: two of my favorite things!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YES!
PJPGYRO: they go good together
pigirondb: pig and iron?
PJPGYRO: steak and eggs
PJPGYRO: bacon and beer
PJPGYRO: PJP and pussy
pigirondb: pjp and married
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: indeed
PJPGYRO: oh yeah
pigirondb: hah
UltimateJaburg53: Yep
PJPGYRO: I was wondering what that ring was for
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: what she doesn't participate in won't hurt her
pigirondb: the cock/
PJPGYRO: world's smallest set of handcuffs
pigirondb: occifer
PJPGYRO: rex
PJPGYRO: likes cock
pigirondb: i just saw war of the world's and got drunk..it sucked except for that dakota fanning girl..she was good.
UltimateJaburg53: and socks
UltimateJaburg53: Uh oh
pigirondb: it socks
PJPGYRO: you fucked dakota fanning
pigirondb: ewwwww
PJPGYRO: shes a little young dude
pigirondb: she's like 10
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ah least its still tight
PJPGYRO: yeah
pigirondb: awwww
pigirondb: sneaky'd drill it
pigirondb: cause she's blind
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: it was quite tasty
UltimateJaburg53: I knew it!
pigirondb: and blew it
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: had to use that arsenal of toys on something...
pigirondb: we are talking gi joes or dildos...???
A G Wednesday has left the room.
rexstardust99: So PJP, I went to my nephews preschool open house today. Lots of hot teachers. They wanted to vounteer for stuff. I did.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i dunno, i own both
UltimateJaburg53: Heh
UltimateJaburg53: Rex is a class mom!
pigirondb: I had lots of sex witha 48 year old teacher a few weeks back..she was freaky
A G Wednesday has entered the room.
PJPGYRO: you were drunk
pigirondb: and old, but hot
pigirondb: yeahs I was drunks
PJPGYRO: pre school rex?
rexstardust99: There all college students.
UltimateJaburg53: lols
PJPGYRO: you should be a pre school teacher
pigirondb: rex?
rexstardust99: yes?
PJPGYRO: rex whats your background in?
pigirondb: you should teach pre teens
rexstardust99: White.
rexstardust99: hehe
PJPGYRO: lol
pigirondb: white pre-teens
rexstardust99: I've worked in warehouses. Shipping stuff.
pigirondb: and jack in the box
PJPGYRO: did you go to college
rexstardust99: No, Taco Bell.
rexstardust99: No college.
rexstardust99: And I'm not going here. Its a waste of money.
PJPGYRO: you would be good with kids
rexstardust99: Damn hippie instructors.
pigirondb: I've been twice
rexstardust99: Thats what everyone tells me.
pigirondb: college
PJPGYRO: I fought with my hippie teachers
PJPGYRO: but they respected me
pigirondb: fascists
rexstardust99: So did I.
rexstardust99: Thats why I quit going.
pigirondb: pre-teens?
pigirondb: sicko
pigirondb: do you still jack in the box rex?
rexstardust99: USCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PJPGYRO: rex just cause you fight
rexstardust99: Is invited.
PJPGYRO: doesnt mean you quit
PJPGYRO: you have to play the game
rexstardust99: I wasn't learnig shit.
PJPGYRO: you have to conform a little
ultimateradness has entered the room.
ultimateradness: gooooood morning.
rexstardust99: USCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PJPGYRO: put a cock in her
ultimateradness: >:o
pigirondb: uschi needs robot cock
ultimateradness: I need a haircut
A G Wednesday has left the room.
PJPGYRO: pussy or head
pigirondb: and robot cock
ultimateradness: head
PJPGYRO: oh
ultimateradness: sorry
PJPGYRO: pussy is trimmed already
ultimateradness: ...they're about the same legnth though...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yummy
PJPGYRO: or is it like Playboy in the 70s
Jlfgrimm13: Pjers is right.
pigirondb: I like playboy in the 70s
rexstardust99: Where's Elisa?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i dunno
ultimateradness: I like my under hair short but not as short as the back of my head.
pigirondb: with gymnasts
ultimateradness: gymnists or gymnastics?
pigirondb: mmmmmmmmmmm
PJPGYRO: like a runway strip
X0Italianbabe90 has entered the room.
pigirondb: you would
UltimateJaburg53: Uschi!
ultimateradness: Babe
X0Italianbabe90: yea
ultimateradness: BURG!!!!!!!!
rexstardust99: fuck
pigirondb: meow
PJPGYRO: katelyn
ultimateradness: voof voof!
PJPGYRO: I am masturbating
X0Italianbabe90: ew
PJPGYRO: almost done
ultimateradness: hey...
pigirondb: witrh salsa
ultimateradness: me too!
UltimateJaburg53: Hey Italianbabe,
X0Italianbabe90: hey
PJPGYRO: Im using the pic you sent rex
pigirondb: pariah?
ultimateradness: who sent rex a picture?
PJPGYRO: Im gunna cum on my keyboard
ultimateradness: heh
UltimateJaburg53: Italianbabe, do you like Giraffes?
X0Italianbabe90: u actually thynk im pretty?
PJPGYRO: oh holy shit
ultimateradness: get one of those plastic covers
PJPGYRO: its almost there
pigirondb: pariah???
ultimateradness: you type well with one hand!
X0Italianbabe90: ew im reallly ugly
PJPGYRO: SPLURT!!!!!!!!
pigirondb: tranny bastard
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yummy
ultimateradness: I wanna see Babe!
PJPGYRO: let my love open the door
X0Italianbabe90: see wht
pigirondb: trannies?
PJPGYRO: let my love open the door to your heart
PJPGYRO: when everything seems all over
pigirondb: i heart new york
PJPGYRO: everyone seems unkind
PJPGYRO: let my love open the door
pigirondb: jaburg i heart long island
X0Italianbabe90: dude im ugly!!!!
UltimateJaburg53: I club people
pigirondb: pjs i heart new joisey
A G Wednesday has entered the room.
ultimateradness: shut the door, what were you raised in a barn?!
pigirondb: uschi i heart your trim
pigirondb: tank girl
jaclynangelo has left the room.
ultimateradness: PIGGIE!
A G Wednesday has left the room.
PJPGYRO: piggie you gonna come to NJ
pigirondb: yeps
ultimateradness: someone gimme Italian Babe's pic
pigirondb: when is njs?
ultimateradness: she doesn't know how to give it to me
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes!!
pigirondb: like a robot
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: we wanna see!!!
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah I wanna see too
UltimateJaburg53: Put it on the boards
pigirondb: boreds?
pigirondb: I wanna be a mod..
pigirondb: I'm sad..and drunk
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: whooooohooooooo
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: drunk
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yay
pigirondb: yays
pigirondb: I have elsisa disease
pigirondb: elisa
pigirondb: disease
pigirondb: its from texas
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you have penissa syndrome??
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oH MY GOSH NOOOOO
X0Italianbabe90: pj or rex send muh pic 2 ultimate
pigirondb: no.....that's diff
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah pjp
UltimateJaburg53: PJP?
PenWing424: whoa, i wanna see babe's pic
pigirondb: does hot italian have a runway?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah you slimmy greek hornball
pigirondb: pj likes runway
pigirondb: and joe mama
pigirondb: hah
rexstardust99: joe mama likes pixiep
UltimateJaburg53: rex?
pigirondb: that is weird
ultimateradness: rex hasn't the pic
ultimateradness: PJP is unavoidable
UltimateJaburg53: Boo!
ultimateradness: GAH!
pigirondb: like syphilis
ultimateradness: don't scare me like that!
ultimateradness: oh HERE's a lively one...
ultimateradness: CHAT KILLER!
UltimateJaburg53: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
pigirondb: like cornhole
PenWing424: like tp?
ultimateradness: I compounded stuff that makes people hallucinate this evening
UltimateJaburg53: OOOh
ultimateradness: but, unfortunately, it doesn't have that effect on me
ultimateradness: :-(
PenWing424: are you trying for a new career as scarecrow?
ultimateradness: it might be giving me a buzz though
ultimateradness: hydrocodone is a 'pain reliever'
Lord Mxypltk has entered the room.
pigirondb: i like beer
ultimateradness: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
ultimateradness: I like beer too
pigirondb: and cheese
ultimateradness: but every time I have something to drink
pigirondb: and boobies
UltimateJaburg53: Be careful Uschi.
ultimateradness: my mom tells me about how I'm an alcoholic
pigirondb: and a lessiee
pigirondb: robot sexers
ultimateradness: a lessiee?
pigirondb: i wants some uschis
pigirondb: lessiee is like lassie
ultimateradness: aw, SOMEONE here is drunk!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 2 someones
ultimateradness: you too?
UltimateJaburg53: Yay
PenWing424: 2?
ultimateradness: yay!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YES
pigirondb: 6
ultimateradness: 9
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 12
UltimateJaburg53: Yay free E-mail Yay!
pigirondb: number 9
PenWing424: 15
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 19
ultimateradness: 42
pigirondb: i like 69
ultimateradness: 33
ultimateradness: 1
PenWing424: 007
ultimateradness: 77
PenWing424: 99
ultimateradness: $999,999,999.99
ultimateradness: 96
UltimateJaburg53: 2
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 105068
ultimateradness: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
PenWing424: one...hundred billion dollars!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 876
pigirondb: ok enough
ultimateradness: square root of two!!
ultimateradness: Pi!!!
ultimateradness: i
rexstardust99: >:o
pigirondb: i like pie
ultimateradness: pussy pie?
PenWing424: rob likes strudle
pigirondb: trimmed, slightly
pigirondb: beer run....
ultimateradness: I pulled a bee butt out of my dog
ultimateradness: she was, like, sooooo ungreatful
pigirondb: lassie
rexstardust99 has left the room.
UltimateJaburg53: Timmy stuck in a wood chipper?
pigirondb: great..but not june lockhart right?
ultimateradness: DAVID HASSLEHOFF!
pigirondb: that's fabulous
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: LALA BA BOOBIA!
UltimateJaburg53: Manimal!
pigirondb: sneaky..don't get implants....
pigirondb: they are not right
pigirondb: like rex
pigirondb: and kinda stiff
pigirondb: like pj
PJPGYRO: sneaky I would bend you over with or whithou implants
pigirondb: and such
UltimateJaburg53: When did Mxy get here
PJPGYRO: Im mxy
pigirondb: i invite
pigirondb: he's a mod
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but i don't want implants
pigirondb: i need support
UltimateJaburg53: I do
pigirondb: you said you did
PJPGYRO: I support you pigs
UltimateJaburg53: To toss at people
pigirondb: sneaky
X0Italianbabe90: im bored
pigirondb: like silicin chips?
PJPGYRO: u want me to jerk off again katelyn
pigirondb: ital;ian babe needs to be included
X0Italianbabe90: pj r u done masturebaiting?
UltimateJaburg53: Italianbabe doy you like giraffes?
X0Italianbabe90: idk y?
PJPGYRO: yeah but I can go a few times
pigirondb: and camels
PJPGYRO: and zebras
pigirondb: donna karen
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oooh off to jersey i go!!
UltimateJaburg53: pjp
PJPGYRO: >:o
PJPGYRO: yeah jake?
pigirondb: that little kid
X0Italianbabe90: ppl im me if u wanna
UltimateJaburg53: Send the babes pic to my email
ultimateradness: her e-mail "doesn't work"
pigirondb: im her
ultimateradness: that didn't work either
pigirondb: she wants the uschi machine
UltimateJaburg53: I believe it
pigirondb: hah
X0Italianbabe90: no i can receive but i cant send
UltimateJaburg53: y?
X0Italianbabe90: u can imme
pigirondb: sounds like me
ultimateradness: I offered my second-hand account
X0Italianbabe90: im me**
pigirondb: in bed
ultimateradness: heh
pigirondb: with potatoes
ultimateradness: who likes pie?
ultimateradness: I have some pie here
pigirondb: and broccoli
ultimateradness: ...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: PIE IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
ultimateradness: cherry.
ultimateradness: anyone like cherry pie?
ultimateradness: here......... http://priestsforlife.org/resources/monica/m51.jpg
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YEEEEEEEEEES
pigirondb: i like pie
ultimateradness: mmmm! cherry pie!
ultimateradness: oh
ultimateradness: wait...
pigirondb: with pecans
ultimateradness: that's dead babies
ultimateradness: collected by religous nutbags
ultimateradness: huh.
Jlfgrimm13: dead baby pie. yum.
pigirondb: in jars?
ultimateradness: looks like cherry pie to me...
ultimateradness: http://priestsforlife.org/resources/monica/m51.jpg
pigirondb: and crosses with piss in jars
PJPGYRO: did you get the pic Jake?
PJPGYRO: she is so fucking hot
PJPGYRO: I want to hook up with her
ultimateradness: Burg, if you get the pic, send it to me
pigirondb: who the fuck is jake..we only know burg
PJPGYRO: and a camel and a zebra
PenWing424: send me the pic, penwing424@aol.com
PJPGYRO: all at the same time
pigirondb: and camel toe
ultimateradness: Zebra on Extacy?
ultimateradness: send me pic dangermaiden@hotmail.com
Jlfgrimm13: camel toe? where?
pigirondb: she said she was ugly...
ultimateradness: yeah, but she also thinks I'm gross
pigirondb: camel toe uschi..in biker shorts
ultimateradness: so who's she to judge?
PJPGYRO: yeah and rex says he is good looking
X0Italianbabe90: i am ugly i thynk
Jlfgrimm13: ooohhhhhh
PJPGYRO: who do we believe
Lord Mxypltk: BAAABY'S ON FIRE
PJPGYRO: where is gaydust?
pigirondb: italian babes are hot..are you from nyu area?
Lord Mxypltk: you better throw it in the water
X0Italianbabe90: no
UltimateJaburg53: Server ErrorGmail is temporarily unavailable. Cross your fingers and try again in a few minutes. We're sorry for the inconvenience.
X0Italianbabe90: pa
pigirondb: doh
UltimateJaburg53: doh
Lord Mxypltk: IIIII love farting in the shower
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in the sea
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in a tower
A G Wednesday has entered the room.
Lord Mxypltk: I wish my farts would marry mee
pigirondb: with brea
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: rex
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting underwater
ultimateradness: send the pic
A G Wednesday has left the room.
rexstardust99: Damn computer.
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in the air
PenWing424: rex, send the pic
rexstardust99: I don't have the pic.
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in a crater
ultimateradness: dangermaiden@hotmail.com
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting everywhere!
pigirondb: i like italian babes with marinara
ultimateradness: Babe, send Rex the pic again
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting on Godzilla
Cobbasaki2 has entered the room.
X0Italianbabe90: k
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in a glass
Jlfgrimm13: MXY
ultimateradness: MANIMAL!
X0Italianbabe90: rex im me
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in Camilla
pigirondb: marinara
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting near Prince Charles
Jlfgrimm13: COBB
rexstardust99: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I DO NOT HAVE THE PIC. STOP FUCKING ASKING ME!
PenWing424: who has the pic?
Cobbasaki2: uschems, grimmers.
Lord Mxypltk: Hey rex send me the pic
pigirondb: boo hoo
Lord Mxypltk: rex does
PenWing424: hey, annie, the tigers won tonight
Lord Mxypltk: hey rex I want the pic rex the pic
pigirondb: boo hoo
Cobbasaki2: indeed they did, pen
X0Italianbabe90: im me if u want it
pigirondb: he likes jack in the box
Lord Mxypltk: mrmrxy@hotmail.com <----- send the pic here
Lord Mxypltk: hey rex come on man send me the pic man
pigirondb: with marinaraa
Lord Mxypltk: come on i need it bad man come on
X0Italianbabe90: n dont thynk im sum slut but if u wanna cyber wit me im me
Cobbasaki2: good pitchers matchup, it seemed
ultimateradness: send pic to dangermaiden@hotmail.com
Lord Mxypltk: X0Italianbabe90: n dont thynk im sum slut but if u wanna cyber wit me im me
Lord Mxypltk: what the fuck is this thing talking
Lord Mxypltk: X0Italianbabe90: n dont thynk im sum slut but if u wanna cyber wit me im me
Cobbasaki2: i'm sorry, i don't speak retard
Lord Mxypltk: hey Italian, hdg dgd ewye fhdg dhdgd
pigirondb: she is italian..she has dark hair
Lord Mxypltk: shdgsad dsgfgd dhf d?
Lord Mxypltk: shsdd shdfh shs d!
Cobbasaki2: it's arse face!
pigirondb: and a runway
Jlfgrimm13: heh
Cobbasaki2: yet another great garth ennis character come to life
X0Italianbabe90: no
X0Italianbabe90: not realli
Lord Mxypltk: it's a bot
Cobbasaki2: gob bless the intraweb
pigirondb: not dark hair?
Lord Mxypltk: it's a retarded bot.
X0Italianbabe90: blonde hair
ultimateradness: she ain't Iataliands
Lord Mxypltk: two cousin bots fucked, and italian babe came out
Cobbasaki2: pig iron is so mysterious, he types in italics
Lord Mxypltk: hehehe! and they keep inviting it
pigirondb: italians don't have blonde hair...
ultimateradness: he whispers
ultimateradness: all the time
pigirondb: at uschi
X0Italianbabe90: i died it
pigirondb: she has meds
ultimateradness: woo woo woo!
Cobbasaki2: i'm sorry to hear that
pigirondb: and clairol
Cobbasaki2: how was the funeral?
ultimateradness: what's that?
X0Italianbabe90: ?
ultimateradness: it was a dead lay
pigirondb: all tye way dyed
X0Italianbabe90: yea
pigirondb: yeahs
ultimateradness: oh yeah!
pigirondb: elisa has dark hair
rexstardust99: Elisa wants me.
pigirondb: and me
pigirondb: i think
ultimateradness: I'm Elisa's pimp
pigirondb: sniff
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no
ultimateradness: I got her to booty call
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: she's my bitch bitch!
ultimateradness: you were all my witnessess
rexstardust99: italian babe told me to tell you guys to stop picking on her or she won't send me the pic.
pigirondb: sniff
ultimateradness: god
ultimateradness: what a cunt.
Jlfgrimm13: CATFIIIIIGHHHTTTTTTTTT
Cobbasaki2: which one is italian babe?
ultimateradness: the cunt
pigirondb: I haven't seen the pic..I'm not picking
Cobbasaki2: pgpgyro?
X0Italianbabe90: me
Lord Mxypltk: it's the retarded bot
Cobbasaki2: err, pjp
ultimateradness: heh
pigirondb: xoxoxxoxoxxo
PenWing424: good night everyone
Cobbasaki2: which one is xo?
Lord Mxypltk: rex wants to fuck a machine!
pigirondb: I still haven't seen it
ultimateradness: either Mxy or I invited her
Lord Mxypltk: too
ultimateradness: I forget who
Cobbasaki2: night pen
rexstardust99: I want to fuck everything.
PenWing424 has left the room.
Lord Mxypltk: I might have the first time
ultimateradness: woo woo woo!
pigirondb: like uschi
rexstardust99: Even uschi.
pigirondb: every uschi
ultimateradness: I'm first!
pigirondb: uschi is my girl
Jlfgrimm13: especially uschi.
ultimateradness: nah, you're too French
pigirondb: hey
ultimateradness: stick a cock in Uschi
pigirondb: I'm irish
ultimateradness: I'm Mxy!
pigirondb: with cock for uschi
Cobbasaki2: i think she means it literally
ultimateradness: I have cherry pie
pigirondb: mxy is chilean
ultimateradness: http://priestsforlife.org/resources/monica/m51.jpg
ultimateradness: mxy has penguins
PJPGYRO: they have good grapes and bass
pigirondb: i'm not going there
ultimateradness: neither am I!
pigirondb: i caught you a sweet bass
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: WOOOOOOOOO
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: MORE BEER
X0Italianbabe90: pj im me
ultimateradness: I like your sleeves. they're real poofy.
rexstardust99: God fucking damnit. I give up.
pigirondb: like a pirate
pigirondb: who has the pic?
rexstardust99: I'm leaving.
PJPGYRO: rex gives up!
X0Italianbabe90: m,e
pigirondb: fuck you rex
Jlfgrimm13: I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
pigirondb: like pro?
PJPGYRO: you must be sipping on cognac right now
X0Italianbabe90: pj iom me
Cobbasaki2: sipping on gin and juice
X0Italianbabe90: im*
Cobbasaki2: laid back
pigirondb: pro smells of leather
ultimateradness: Babe is such a bad cock-tease
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cognac
Cobbasaki2: the pig?
X0Italianbabe90: ?
Jlfgrimm13: pro smells of cow. heh.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ahh where the fuck is my flask
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bahhh
Jlfgrimm13: that's why mxy likes him.
pigirondb: little lessie uschi..give me trim
PJPGYRO: katelyn if I im you
ultimateradness: try your pocket, sneaks
PJPGYRO: will you play with your pussy
X0Italianbabe90: y?
ultimateradness: heh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cause we want you tooo
PJPGYRO: I touch mine you touch yours
ultimateradness: play with it here!
pigirondb: it babe is probbaly in the mood..r u
X0Italianbabe90: no
ultimateradness: who's katelyn?
Cobbasaki2: pj plays with his pussy too much as it is
pigirondb: doh
PJPGYRO: baeb is katelyn
ultimateradness: oh
ultimateradness: I thought it was another kamphausen
Cobbasaki2: katelyn was the talking pig in that movie?!
Cobbasaki2: no way!
pigirondb: uschi is tank girl
Cobbasaki2: that's awesome, dude
ultimateradness: yar!
PJPGYRO: that'll do pig
PJPGYRO: that'll do
Cobbasaki2: nice
ultimateradness: la la la!
pigirondb: weeeeee
ultimateradness: penissa
ultimateradness: 1
PJPGYRO: who is cobassaki
ultimateradness: 2
ultimateradness: 3
ultimateradness: 4
Cobbasaki2: i am nowhereman
X0Italianbabe90: guys im me
ultimateradness: 5
Cobbasaki2: cunt!
ultimateradness: 6
Cobbasaki2: fuck off!
ultimateradness: 7
ultimateradness: 8
Cobbasaki2: arse!
ultimateradness: 9
ultimateradness: 10
Cobbasaki2: bollocks and stuff
ultimateradness: wow... she hasn't logged in yet.
pigirondb: hey..that'll do
pigirondb: hey that'll do
pigirondb: what the fuck?
X0Italianbabe90: me?
ultimateradness: don't get your bollocks in a twist
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: hiyas
TheElisaPrincess: wow its busy
Cobbasaki2: why is jaburg never talking when i log on?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: princess
ultimateradness: I was thirty seconds off!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: take your clothes off for us
TheElisaPrincess: cobb he's usually away
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: pwease
Cobbasaki2: i think he's avoiding me
TheElisaPrincess: SNEAKYS!!!!!!!!!heck no sneaks
ultimateradness: burg hates you damn showboatin' canadians, Manimal!
TheElisaPrincess: just got outta the shower........they stayin on :P
PJPGYRO: elisa where are your pics
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: pwease
Cobbasaki2: he knows he owes me money for that...stuff...we had...that one time
TheElisaPrincess: pjs........im too lazy.......just chill
ultimateradness: Ashley, send pics of you and Eric doin' it!
TheElisaPrincess: one sec babe
TheElisaPrincess: LOL uschi it ain't happening
ultimateradness: wha'evah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: please
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll be gentle
TheElisaPrincess: i dont do one night stands
X0Italianbabe90: want muh pic im me
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll use the small one
TheElisaPrincess: LOl sneaks.........speaking of which how was your fourth?
ultimateradness: sneaks will stay for breakfast...
TheElisaPrincess: Pjs......why the sudden interest in pictures?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uhhh...lets not go there
ultimateradness: Kate, don;'t be such a whore
ultimateradness: PJ is in a masturbating mood
PJPGYRO: I forgot what you look like
ultimateradness: heh
X0Italianbabe90: me?
ultimateradness: riiiiiiight
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: please
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: just he shirt
PJPGYRO: no princess
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: and play with yoru boobies
TheElisaPrincess: Did Nowhere spam the random forum?
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhhhhhhh gotcha pjs
ultimateradness: who's nowhere?
Cobbasaki2: pjp has glued all his other stroke material together
TheElisaPrincess: lol uschi..........so he's going to do it to my picture
TheElisaPrincess: lol animal!
PJPGYRO: post one pic elisa
TheElisaPrincess: where's glacy?
pigirondb: elisa....
TheElisaPrincess: PIGSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: oh my gosH!
TheElisaPrincess: since when did you get aim?
ultimateradness: ASH!
ultimateradness: post a damn pic!
TheElisaPrincess: USCHI!!!!!!! Whats up girl?
pigirondb: i'm drunk..don't be surprised
TheElisaPrincess: what the hell is it with you guys and pictures tonight.........
ultimateradness: post a pic
ultimateradness: I'm not a guy, post it
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhhhhh pigs ill try not to be ;-)
pigirondb: she has anice smile
Cobbasaki2: do you take requests?
Cobbasaki2: i want one of you in a nurse outfit
ultimateradness: play it again, Sam
Cobbasaki2: giving a guy a rectal exam
Cobbasaki2: or
Cobbasaki2: better yet
ultimateradness: I like cherry pie
Cobbasaki2: giving a dog a rectal exam
ultimateradness: I made one yesterday
pigirondb: it babe needs to smile more
ultimateradness: for you Elisa
pigirondb: with salsa
ultimateradness: here, I took a photo
ultimateradness: http://priestsforlife.org/resources/monica/m51.jpg
ultimateradness: mmmm!
Cobbasaki2: or MAYBE giving a halfman-halfdog a rectal exam
ultimateradness: cherry pie!
UltimateJaburg53: bbl
ultimateradness: ttfn!
ultimateradness: lol!
Cobbasaki2: being back later presumes you were here before
UltimateJaburg53 has left the room.
TheElisaPrincess: lol animals
pigirondb: i bought a cobra BAT today...
ultimateradness: THANK GOD!
TheElisaPrincess: pigsy and his salsa........i swaer
TheElisaPrincess: cobra bat?
TheElisaPrincess: what?
ultimateradness: cherry pie!
ultimateradness: post a pic!
pigirondb: jaburg left..
X0Italianbabe90: im bored
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: please
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: just a nipple pinch
pigirondb: i like IT babe
ultimateradness: so post your goddamn photo
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you can leave your bra on
pigirondb: I have no pic though
X0Italianbabe90: me?
ultimateradness: I'm pinching my nipples right now...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no penissa
pigirondb: yes
pigirondb: both
pigirondb: and or all 4
TheElisaPrincess: speaking of which.............where's my phone
ultimateradness: everyone!
ultimateradness: post a pic!
TheElisaPrincess: hold up *brb*
TheElisaPrincess: i am uschi just give me a second
TheElisaPrincess: just cuz i love you pjs.....YOU SO owe me :P
ultimateradness: damn straight
pigirondb: u have my number
PJPGYRO: where is the pic?
pigirondb: i have dial up..hah
ultimateradness: I also have your number
pigirondb: yes
ultimateradness: ...no
pigirondb: maybe
ultimateradness: no
pigirondb: no
X0Italianbabe90: pj did u see muh pic
ultimateradness: unless...
rexstardust99 has left the room.
ultimateradness: is it 12?
X0Italianbabe90: ul did u?
pigirondb: no
X0Italianbabe90: pig did u?
pigirondb: im pig iron
X0Italianbabe90: did ne 1?
ultimateradness: PJP is idal
ultimateradness: no
ultimateradness: nobody did
ultimateradness: because you won't send it
ultimateradness: because you're a bot
pigirondb: no I have no ims
ultimateradness: you have to IM her
X0Italianbabe90: then send me the thyng so i can send it
ultimateradness: for some damn reason
X0Italianbabe90: im not a bot
ultimateradness: and I'm not a lesbian
ultimateradness: :-*
PJPGYRO: I think mxy is doing a great job as mod
PJPGYRO: and you all should bow to him
PJPGYRO: or he will harass you
ultimateradness: 8==B-- - ( . Y . )
TheElisaPrincess: he sure has gotten funnie as of late
X0Italianbabe90: r u masturevbaiting?
PJPGYRO: yes
TheElisaPrincess: youll always be my fav. ot moderator pj
pigirondb: joke?
PJPGYRO: always
pigirondb: joke
PJPGYRO: where is the pic woman
pigirondb: greek w/ blonde hair
PJPGYRO: Im going to bed soon
TheElisaPrincess: workin on em babe
ultimateradness: PJP, if you have the pic, send it to me
ultimateradness: dangermaiden@hotmail.com
PJPGYRO: I dont
pigirondb: she is lassie
PJPGYRO: I was juyst kidding
PJPGYRO: to bother the bab
ultimateradness: she said she sent it
ultimateradness: to you
pigirondb: collie
PJPGYRO: never to me
PJPGYRO: just to rex
X0Italianbabe90: pj
ultimateradness: then who does she think PJ is?
PJPGYRO: I dont know what she looks like
pigirondb: and mxy
X0Italianbabe90: im me
X0Italianbabe90: i'll send it
pigirondb: we did
X0Italianbabe90: u have 2 im me
X0Italianbabe90: so i can
pigirondb: i did
ultimateradness: Katelyn is a whore
TheElisaPrincess: why teh sudden interest pj?\
ultimateradness: The End.
X0Italianbabe90: no im not
TheElisaPrincess: cant spell darn it
TheElisaPrincess: and im awake
PJPGYRO: I forgot what you look like elisa
pigirondb: i did im
ultimateradness: see?
TheElisaPrincess: so you woke up today
ultimateradness: whore
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: if your awake
PJPGYRO: we should all kno what we look like
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: take your shirt off please?
ultimateradness: heh
pigirondb: elisa has big smile and dark hair a nd a sexy voice
TheElisaPrincess: after i agree to take animal out and decide, "wonder what el looks like P"
PJPGYRO: I did
TheElisaPrincess: nice try pigsy :P
pigirondb: you do...
UltimateJaburg53 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: yay!
ultimateradness: Burg!
pigirondb: but you are also a man..snort
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: ORGASM!!!
pigirondb: group
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: in my mouth1
UltimateJaburg53: Hi Uscho
UltimateJaburg53: i
ultimateradness: burger!
pigirondb: it babe is full of shiate
rexstardust99: She is.
ultimateradness: she's a whore
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: a cheap fat whore
pigirondb: full of shiate
rexstardust99: She sent the pic to me before, but now it won't work.
TheElisaPrincess: shutup pigsy
ultimateradness: exactly
TheElisaPrincess: i still have your number you know ;P
pigirondb: shiate
rexstardust99: She's either a bot, or a fucking retarded cunt.
ultimateradness: and I have yours!
ultimateradness: I vote retard
pigirondb: elisa..don't be mean...
TheElisaPrincess: im not ;-)
rexstardust99: If you guys want her pic, ask her. I'm done dealing with that shit.
ultimateradness: I did ask
pigirondb: i luvs you even though you are aman
ultimateradness: she failed to be able to do anything
pigirondb: hah
ultimateradness: so I asked you, reax
ultimateradness: I blew you for that pic!
pigirondb: hah
pigirondb: pe is a hottie
pigirondb: i'm kiding
rexstardust99: You'd have blown me anyhow.
PJPGYRO: rex is done with that shit
ultimateradness: ...yes...
pigirondb: hotter than uschi..
pigirondb: hotter than sneaky
ultimateradness: I'm so hot my clothes catch fire
pigirondb: hotter than rob even
X0Italianbabe90: listen u have 2 send me the thyng where u send it thts the only way it works
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh let me take those off for yo babe
pigirondb: it babe doesn't reply
ultimateradness: listen u r dum
rexstardust99: That wasn't even in english you stupid bitch.
pigirondb: me
PJPGYRO: yeah but if I play with my pepe you play with the cocch
PJPGYRO: thats how it works
ultimateradness: tic tac toe!
pigirondb: with clothes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: gouches are fun
TheElisaPrincess: woah rex if anybody should be cussing
TheElisaPrincess: its me darn it :P
pigirondb: pe....don't be sillys
ultimateradness: I cuss a lot
X0Italianbabe90: uh no
TheElisaPrincess: just when im royally ticked :P
UltimateJaburg53: Fuck.
PJPGYRO: pic elisa?
ultimateradness: cunt
ultimateradness: ass
Jlfgrimm13: juggle the balls
ultimateradness: jism
PJPGYRO: why are u ticked elisaa?
UltimateJaburg53: Earmuffs'
ultimateradness: muff
Cobbasaki2: ear
ultimateradness: buttmuff
X0Italianbabe90: u wanna see muh pic or not no cyberin thts wht muh sis sed when i went 2 the bathroom
UltimateJaburg53: Muff
rexstardust99: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU STUPID TWAT!
Cobbasaki2: well the important thing is you tried, son
ultimateradness: nobody's trying to get into your cyber pants, moron
pigirondb: chowda
Cobbasaki2: this is a guy, right?
pigirondb: wit chowda
ultimateradness: I dunno, claims to be a teen girl
Cobbasaki2: yeah then he's a guy
UltimateJaburg53: Cyber pans sounds cool
pigirondb: 0 posts
ultimateradness: superpan!
Cobbasaki2: teen girls are a myth
ultimateradness: I was never a teen girl
X0Italianbabe90: im 18
ultimateradness: I was born a mature adult woman!
ultimateradness: yes
ultimateradness: eight
ultimateradness: teeeeen
X0Italianbabe90: ultimate how old r u again?
Jlfgrimm13: probe the root
ultimateradness: 47
X0Italianbabe90: j/w
UltimateJaburg53: MisterJLA, do you like hippos?
TheElisaPrincess: posted pjs
X0Italianbabe90: not uh
Jlfgrimm13: smear the cheese
TheElisaPrincess: sorry was going through my phone trying to find a cut epicture
TheElisaPrincess: it ws hard
ultimateradness: GAYla's here?
TheElisaPrincess: GRIMMYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :X:X
Cobbasaki2: PULL DA STRINGS
UltimateJaburg53: No
X0Italianbabe90: ur like 20 summthyn
pigirondb: don't fuck with me I have con queso dip
Jlfgrimm13: SAY THE NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
UltimateJaburg53: Eddie, let's shoot this fucker!
Cobbasaki2: you know...for kids!
pigirondb: with sperm?
pigirondb: hah
ultimateradness: circle...
rexstardust99: If anyone wants the file italian babe send me, IM me.
rexstardust99: See if you can open it.
PJPGYRO: thanks elisa
PJPGYRO: I neede it for one of my threads
TheElisaPrincess: whY? the pj loser thread :P
Cobbasaki2: oh snap
PJPGYRO: no
pigirondb: pj is greek
Cobbasaki2: greek is a greek name
PJPGYRO: who is cobnasaki
Jlfgrimm13: PJGreekadopolis
Cobbasaki2: im mxy
UltimateJaburg53: Me too
pigirondb: that's japanese
Cobbasaki2: i am also kahoetek
UltimateJaburg53: Me too
rexstardust99: I'm mxy!
Cobbasaki2: but, we are all kahoetek
pigirondb: i have con caeso dip
Cobbasaki2: so that's redundant
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
TheElisaPrincess: animalman pjs
rexstardust99: >:o
TheElisaPrincess: i thought you knew that?!?
TheElisaPrincess: shutup pigs.......chips and q