Out of the 1710 registered members..........

how many are alts?

I think maybe 5 to 10 tops.

Yeah...I'm almost certain the Oakley clan alone (about half of the 1710 member total) are all legit. That's a whole lot of 'southern love' there.

Alt's are stupid. Abominations against God, I tell you!

Oh, yeah, and Tyler Durdens ROXORS!

I say 6. But, hey. I say alot of things.

You forgot to say that you're the real Barry Allen.

I'm the real Barry Allen.

Much better.

No sir, I don't like it.

This is our official Alt-Thread.

Congrats PJP.

I approve.

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The Real Barry Allen said:
I'm the real Barry Allen.

Hi Jaburg!

Super dee duper!

INTRUDER ALERT!
INTRUDER ALERT!

There are many clever posters here with many clever alts.

Yup

You non-alts are just as bad as the alts are for posting here. We'll fix them. We'll fix them all!

Aye!

Beware, we live!

Evildoers beware!

Hi Kahoetek!

I'm mxy!

Gimme a "K"! Gimme an "A"! Gimme an "H"! ...........

........... oetek!

Go Kahoetek!

...we're all alt-id's of ROY BATTY, BSAMS, Franta and Nowhereman anyway...

bitches, man!

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SINISTAR said:
Beware, we live!

Raaaaaaaaarrghh

going

punch

you

the

Face!

HEY!!!!!

That was my line

WHOA!

All of these alts rip me off
HOO HOO

Tell 'em Fred.

DOOK DOOK!

derka derka

I want all of you maggots to drop and give me twenty!

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Joe Mama said:
All of these alts rip me off
HOO HOO

Now, Joe Mama, let's be fair. I don't think that every single alt goes and tucks their dick and balls back between their legs, puts on a blonde wig, and strolls around, shopping for manhole down by the airport.

And, I'd wager that several of them can see their penis when it's not posting on a message board.

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Barry Gibb said:
bitches, man!

Bitches! Show Barry Gibb your titties!

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Rick James, bitch! said:
Bitches! Show Barry Gibb your titties!

Joe Mama, I would consider a great service if you could disregard that request.

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman said:
I want all of you maggots to drop and give me twenty!

Oh, snap! That's a long time... How many rocks can I get for that?

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Silky Johnson said:
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Joe Mama said:
All of these alts rip me off
HOO HOO

Now, Joe Mama, let's be fair. I don't think that every single alt goes and tucks their dick and balls back between their legs, puts on a blonde wig, and strolls around, shopping for manhole down by the airport.

Silky Johnson, if I want to hear your wit and wisdom, I'll ask you questions about subjects you know about: how to identify VDs by smell and premature ejaculation, for example.

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And, I'd wager that several of them can see their penis when it's not posting on a message board.

Damn, Silky! That was hateful!

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Joe Mama said:

Silky Johnson, if I want to hear your wit and wisdom, I'll ask you questions about subjects you know about: how to identify VDs by smell and premature ejaculation, for example.

Oh! So hateful, Joe Mama!

Yes, I can identify VD by smell. If it will be helpful, you can turn around and bend over, so I can make a diagnosis.

That's a diagnosis I wouldn't want to get behind.

He was a victim of soicumstances! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

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Silky Johnson said:
Oh! So hateful, Joe Mama!

Yes, I can identify VD by smell. If it will be helpful, you can turn around and bend over, so I can make a diagnosis.

And the Silky Johnson Hate Train rolls on!

Silky, that may work on the sons of all the women you've disappointed in your time (and that's a whole LOTTA bitches!!!), but it won't work on me! You keep your hands, mouth, tongue, and everything else to yourself!

I heard you got a penile implant, Silky, but your hands rejected it!!!

7 tops....

I have a powerful Id, and ego.

Lame ass.

I'm a GILF fucker too, and eater.

Connard!

He likes nuts.

Indeed....

Get your Gay List right Rue....

So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List:
1) Animalman

Bunny Fucker List:
1) Chris Oakley
2) Zod

B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List:
1) Chris Oakley
2) Zod

So Fucking Gay He Unleashes Gaydiation:
1) Rob Kamphausen
2) Winged Creature
Gaydiation copyright @ The Doctor

Gay List:
1) Pariah
2) MisterJLA
3) Ultimate Jaburg 53
4) PJP
5) Kristogar Velo
6) Wednesday
7) G-Man

So Fucking Annoying He Could Be Rex List:
1) Glacier 16
2) r3x29yz4a

Very, Gay List:
1) Nowhereman
2) Stupid Dogg

Fellatio Rex List:
1) Rex
2) Rexstardust
3) Brian J..whatever

Chris Oakley, TK-069, And Rob Love Her , But She's Still A Lesbian List:
1) Sneaky Bunny

So Lesbian Even Her Family Calls Her "Butch" List:
1) Uschi

And I see you've removed Sideways....why?

Heh....Pigsy is still in love with me

My name didnt even make the list :P

Who're you again?

That one chick that left forever, than came back two weeks later.

Oh.... HER...

yeahs......my baby.............will you make babies..plural???

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Pig Iron said:
yeahs......my baby.............will you make babies..plural???

Yo baby is havin' my baby! And yo baby is...WHOA BABY!!!

makin' piglets...............

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Pig Iron said:
Get your Gay List right Rue....

So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List:
1) Animalman

Bunny Fucker List:
1) Chris Oakley
2) Zod

B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List:
1) Chris Oakley
2) Zod

So Fucking Gay He Unleashes Gaydiation:
1) Rob Kamphausen
2) Winged Creature
Gaydiation copyright @ The Doctor

Gay List:
1) Pariah
2) MisterJLA
3) Ultimate Jaburg 53
4) PJP
5) Kristogar Velo
6) Wednesday
7) G-Man

So Fucking Annoying He Could Be Rex List:
1) Glacier 16
2) r3x29yz4a

Very, Gay List:
1) Nowhereman
2) Stupid Dogg

Fellatio Rex List:
1) Rex
2) Rexstardust
3) Brian J..whatever

Chris Oakley, TK-069, And Rob Love Her , But She's Still A Lesbian List:
1) Sneaky Bunny

So Lesbian Even Her Family Calls Her "Butch" List:
1) Uschi

And I see you've removed Sideways....why?

What's a guy gotta do to get on the gay list. I'll do anything short of taking a dick up he caboose and/or reading Captain America comics.

O
u
t.

Joe Mama said:

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And the Silky Johnson Hate Train rolls on!

Silky, that may work on the sons of all the women you've disappointed in your time (and that's a whole LOTTA bitches!!!), but it won't work on me! You keep your hands, mouth, tongue, and everything else to yourself!

I heard you got a penile implant, Silky, but your hands rejected it!!!

Good Lord, Joe Mama, you could hate the sun back out of the sky! Which you might consider trying, if you want to increase your chances of blowing your load on something that you don't have to restrain by clutching desperately to it's fur.

Yes, the Silky Johnson Hate Train rolls on! I'd consider it an honor if you'd take a seat in the lounge car, but I suppose that you're already accustomed to taking it in the caboose.

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Silky Johnson said:
Joe Mama said:
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And the Silky Johnson Hate Train rolls on!

Silky, that may work on the sons of all the women you've disappointed in your time (and that's a whole LOTTA bitches!!!), but it won't work on me! You keep your hands, mouth, tongue, and everything else to yourself!

I heard you got a penile implant, Silky, but your hands rejected it!!!

Good Lord, Joe Mama, you could hate the sun back out of the sky! Which you might consider trying, if you want to increase your chances of blowing your load on something that you don't have to restrain by clutching desperately to it's fur.

Yes, the Silky Johnson Hate Train rolls on! I'd consider it an honor if you'd take a seat in the lounge car, but I suppose that you're already accustomed to taking it in the caboose.

Good lawd!

RUN THEO!!!!

I'll hold him off with a pic of LLance sleeping!!

...yeah, but that'll fuck me up too...

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Balloon Knot said:

Oh, dear. It looks as if "Pretty Princess" put her dress on sideways.

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Pig Iron said:
Fellatio Rex List:
1) Rex
2) Rexstardust
3) Brian J..whatever

You forgot this id.

what about reax and crazy drunk reax? They're IDs too!

reax is PJP, crazy drunk reax only shows up when I'm drunk.

sure (insert incorrect ID here) sure

So who are Rob's alts?

MisterJLA

who.................................are you?

PJP

I'm Mxy!

Imposter!

I'm Chewy Walrus!

You're not sexy enough to be chewy walrus.

How quaint.

I'm Sacman!

No I am!!

I'm NOT sorry I took the money! HA HA!

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Barney said:
Super dee duper!

I concur!