smoking cigarettes, ever since February 22nd.

14 days. I think my lungs are going to collapse...

keep it up dood. you can do it!

You can start smoking me!

keep it going pro!

I've been trying to start smoking for 2 years, but I just can't pick up the habit.

Same with alcohol. I tried to get into that too. Didn't work.

Maybe if you hadn't doubled up on the cock smoking, your lungs would be fine.

Maybe you should vacuum the "luxury" double wide in Pensacola.

Have you started bargaining yet?

Dude. I feel ya.

I haven't smoked all week (cold turned into bronchitis).

Good luck Pro!

I only wish I could as well.

Great work, man. I'm happy for ya.

sincerely,
beardguy jr.

Que?



Are you going to "restart" when you get better, or just quit completely?

Pro has quit the fags!



































Can you really call it quitting seeing it was Jerry that left you?

hey pro

Good job Pro, keep it up. Several family members of mine have quit and said it hasn't been a picnic. The smoking ban in Illinois is probably helping with their decision, but they have reported the benefits (returning appetite, etc.). I've got respect for those that kick the habit.

WIF DA DEBIL!



I dunno. On one hand, I like smoking. On the other hand... not breathing kinda sucks balls.

But a smoker circle is like a daily orgy for you.

that used to be Jaburg's avatar

My god, PJP is turning into Jerry!
Does this means Pro is on his "To butt rape" list?

You should know! (If you know what I mean...)

Congrats Prometheus!

everyone is on pro's "to butt rape" list!

except the girls

that means Snarf is safe from his butt rape

I'd butt rape you for a cigarette!

HAWTT!

he is a great analist!

Don't be so anal.

Don't fight the gay, Lothar...

Yeah Lothar, dont fight Pro.

Hey Pro

Why don't you

Why don't you go smoke a cigarette

Haha yeah

Nooo! Your words are cruel and on-topic!

Stop trying to seduce me with your gayish Canadian ways.

its true.

Where the fuck have you been?>\

I think Pro is lying!
He asked me to get him a Dalek lighter!
Why would someone who quit, need a lighter?

he still smokes cock!

Not since Jerry dumped him.
He currently lives on a diet of gay Dr Who porn and Canadian bacon(fuck)!

i thought canadians liked backbacon.

Back bacon is traditionally prepared from brined, center cut boneless pork loin. It is much leaner than American/streaky bacon. It is sometimes called Irish bacon.

pork the loins

The lighter is a gift for someone. Besides, it has a fucking Dalek on it, you poof.

Next Saturday will be one month without a cigarette. I don't have any real cravings anymore. However, I am still supplementing my brain with Nicorette gum. Within the next month, I'll quit chewing that stuff, too...

Sure Pro, sure!

cheers to you pro...

Preesh, c...

What Bat story is that avatar from?

war on crime I believe.......you're pathetic for not knowing that. you sicken me.

He sickens me anyway!

Nicorette gum?

You poofter.

Better than The Patch!

You am can ease the cig cravings by being drunk off your ass all the time.

Here's what I did; I spent all my money on other things an couldn't afford buy cigarettes any longer.

Things like marijuana.

See, don't fool yourself in believing the patch people or the gum people have any interest in seeing you quit smoking.

Trust me, the last thing those fuckers want is for you to exercise some willpower.

Hell, I'll bet they are even hoping you relapse to tobacco.

They don't want you healthy. They want you to buy their product. As much as they can sell you.

Jaburg's right. Sadly.

Well excuse me for not knowing about your overpriced gay Batman story where Batman cries and has to resolve his problems with gay butt sex with commissioner Gordon.



Your bicycle riders are real gay.

Lothar became so aroused by his own post that he stuttered.

Your mom's sharp teeth distracted me while I was typing.

What the holy fuck are you doing, man?! My mom's been dead for years!

Sorry. It's a horrible fetish I have...

This makes no sense whatsoever!

Fail!

I know,but I like you anyway.

you still fail

Trust me, the only thing I quit smoking was cigarettes. Otherwise, I wouldn't be still as sane...

see pro still smokes cock!

i know. But you're still my favorite British poof.

Yeah, I left myself open for that one...

You heard it here. Pro left himself open for cock.

God I can't even make anything good about Pensacola out of that.

Just show your fucking tits instead.

The real Walter wouldn't be posting on Saturday (Shabbos).

Where have I read that post before?
Is this your idea of spamming?
You need some training!

Don't be anti-semetic. I'm standing up for Shabbat.

I'm not racist.
I just dont like kikes




niggers



chinks



spicks


wops


degos



nips



........

by dots, i assume you mean indians

pro's main function in life is to keep a lighter for me.

SO HE CAN SMOKE YOUR COCK!

I meant Roboken faggots!

Wops and dAgos are the same thing you stupid Limey cunt!

No they aint ya cunt!
It might very well be what you Americans use, but we originated Dagos for Spanish and Portugese, not Italians!

If you was gonna pull me up on anything, it shoulda been that Spics and Dagos are the same!

Try to learn some history!

It's an American thing then.

What are your thoughts on Micks, Slopes, Beaners, and Krauts?

I only like Beaners when they are in tomato sauce!

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15000+ posts Sun Mar 23 2008 08:42 PM Reading a post
Forum: Random Chat - sponsored by PJP
Thread: I quit

Two years plus since a cigarette...

Worst two years of your life?


When are you gonna knock up that woman of yours? You do know your supposed to be sleeping with her?

I don't miss the cigs. Well, sometimes. But, most of the time I forget I even used to smoke. Anyway, there's always weed.

Kids? Are you crazy? No thanks!

Sex? Are you crazy? And how!