Greetings! I have taken control of this user id in a demonstration of my mighty hacking abilities! stand before me and tremble as I place my mighty wang of truth and justice in front of your lips! or is that sneaky?

or perhaps chewy walrus?

my stash-low.

my vagina-sandy.

let not this important demonstration be lost upon you!

there was a point to this story, but the author has momentarily forgotten it!

yours effervescently,

Pro M. Etheus

the insurgency is back!!

I, Pro, have hacked into yet another ID! When will I stop? Will I ever? Soon all your alts will belong to me, and then, when the circuitry can no long contain me, I WILL HACK INTO YOUR REAL BODIES!

Look out, people! I'm coming after you! Especially those of you with full sets of hair.

Don't tempt me, Knut. Black people have no immunity against the grandness of my hackery...

See how easily I take away the very essence of Choice? Know my pain, Knurkel! KNOW IT!

My head is inflated with a sense of self! I will hack all vaginas! I mean...online identities! Look out!!

I will baconfuck all message boards with hacking skills! Then, it will be THEY who are cockgay! Feel my wrath-like font! COCKGAY!!

Pro, are you smoking the herb again?

I always wondered whose alt that was.

Cock!

pro is a batard

"batard"? Bachelor of Arts in Tardism, reax?

You're your own special class of tardism.

Awww...

gay

Awww...

So grand be my hacking prowess, I, Prometheus, have takeneth control of this other identity, one of whose existence I probably was noteth even aware!

I even said 'noteth'! I'm incredible!

And this! The worst alt ever made! Brought to you by me, Prometheus!

That's right! I----....no. Wait. That one's not mine...

Of course not! You hacked it, crafty kookaburra! I'm sure whoever did make me must be gettin' mighty steamed, though. But you're just too much of a slip slappity hack happy fool to not do this! You don't know how to not hack!

Tee-Hee!

This might just be my interpretation, but I think you're taking Halo's usage of the term "hack" too literally. I think he just means it as "having access to something you shouldn't" or at least something he tried to keep you away from. I don't think he necessarily believes you Sandra Bullocked your way in there...

I really don't know what Blowmetheus' hacking skills are but I'm thinking more than they realize.

wow, PJP was right! Uschi's account is EASY to hack! I GUESSES HER PASSWORD!

That's great. You try to cover your bases by taking the the broad (heh) definition that Syd gave, yet you follow it up by still saying that Pro is probably able to actually 'hack' your boards.

But, wait...was it just me, or was it multiple hackers? Did I hack the Insurgency, or did I just gain access?

And name-calling? Really? Has it reached that point with you?

I think it's redundant to say: I have broken you. Again. Again-gain. You sad, pathetic little monkey. I you so much. Please never stop posting here...

You people are forgetting ESPIONAGE.

Again? I don't think he ever stopped. Pro smokes more weed than Grimm drinks beer.

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PCG, you fool....

YEAH, FOOL!

Mr T quote here.

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

Say 'noooo' again. Say 'noooo' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say noooo one more Goddamn time!

He was always terrified of me...

Who knew you were a witless cunt.

Yes. Exactly what I meant.