This is going to be the best Christmas ever!

Because this year I learned about Krampus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus

Been reading PvP, by any chance?

There was also a pretty funny bit about him in the Venture Brothers Christmas special.

No, not PvP

Quote:

When the Krampus finds a particularly naughty child, it stuffs the child in its sack and carries the frightened thing away to its lair, presumably to devour for its Christmas dinner.

He'd get fat if he checked out these boards.

There's Zwarte Piet (Black Peter) as well. I'm sure he'd get popular in North America...

Black peter is already popular with Lothar.

Lothar has already put black peter behind him.

I thought it was Blue Peter he liked.

Doc and SoM got excited when Captain Gayden mentioned his love for interracial peter.

Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People

I'm not that picky. I love all colors of cock.

Originally Posted By: Captain Sweden

There's Zwarte Piet (Black Peter) as well. I'm sure he'd get popular in North America...

Holy shit dude!

Santa had a slave.

Also I just learned from his wiki of this guy:
Knecht Ruprecht

Actually Black Peter looks to be more of a hype man.

So much for never going back, eh?

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Actually Black Peter looks to be more of a hype man.

He's the equivalent of Flava Flav?

It's been driving me crazy trying to remember what cartoon they had the Krampus on until it just hit me that it was the Venture Brothers.

Originally Posted By: the G-man

Been reading PvP, by any chance?

There was also a pretty funny bit about him in the Venture Brothers Christmas special.

Probably would of helped if I'd of read this sooner.

It's like a Kamphausen family Christmas:

Just Santa and Krampus chillin' with their weekend bike club.

There is something a bit pedo-ish about the Krampus, though.

That looks normal to me.

-wondy

Krampus don't fuck around.

Krampus also got game.

Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People.

Originally Posted By: Icky Pro's internet boyfriend

I'm not that picky. I love all colors of cock.

I'm writing all of this down. Tell me three more disturbing Santa sidekicks so I can get paid for it!

http://gawker.com/5867091/travel-channel...d+licking-demon

Damn, Cracked already did an article about this: http://www.cracked.com/article_18941_5-creepy-christmas-traditions-from-around-world_p2.html

there goes your christmas money

Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk

Damn, Cracked already did an article about this: http://www.cracked.com/article_18941_5-creepy-christmas-traditions-from-around-world_p2.html

You really need to start paying more attention at the staff meetings.

Pay attention, Meaxy.

That's fucking epic.