I ran myself over w/ my daughter's car on my 29Th anniversary on July 2nd as we were leaving to see the Spider-Man movie premiere. Went to the hospital and they found an aneurysm in the lower section of my stomach. Got laid off from the casino in September but did return part-time in October. Tips were good until a new casino opened in Cincinnati in April. Now I'm looking at a two day work week and starvation! Can we start an official " LLance donation" thread? As it stands right now I can't afford to die if the aneurysm should burst!

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H.... how do you run yourself over with a car?

WOW! Is the car ok?

Isn't this the point where you start making plans with a couple of bumbling friends to rob the casino?

You maniac! You blew it up!

I can't help you out with money, but I will help dig a hole.

Clumsy old fucker. I can spare you some cash if you're really stuck, but I can't pay for an operation. Maybe we should crowdfund your survival.

Lets be fair, if he cant afford to eat, at least he will finally lose some weight.
Of course chopping his head off would also work.

Do we get boobie pics as pledge rewards? If so I'm in.

All the boobies you can handle

Still kicking. I was Ran over by the car door when I released the emergency brake and Had left the car running in reverse as I got out of the car to secure the hood I had accidentally released. i'm not destitute. I have been working four days most weeks at the casino. Unfortunately my wife was in the hospital for two weeks With a brain infection. Very, very scary. I thought I was going to lose her. She has been out for about a month. And she is doing much much better.

Jesus. I always thought that maybe you were too old to understand 21st century technology, which is why you sucked at computers. Turns out that you're too old to work 20th century technology as well.

Glad to hear that your wife is okay. That shit can take some years of you and your family from worry. I hope she and all of your family are doing well.

Man, that's one heck of a run of bad luck! It defies probability!

Hope things are going better for you and your wife now, going forward. And glad to have you back here again.

Thanks for the well wishes. I'm going to keep the RMK boards up on my phone so maybe I'll be visiting more often. You have all been warned. I haven't been up to Chicago for a few years for any comic book conventions but I still do text Franta and Rufie and DAV quite often.

I'm glad your pee pee is still tickling, Larry. May it tickle forever.

Are your boobs OK LLance?????

They're better than ok. They're real and they're spectacular!!