It's no RKMBs.com, but what the hell. We'd love to have some of you join us at the Monkey Alliance Headquarters, where you can join us old farts talking about Doctor Who, comics, pop culture and stuff. (Plus, we write stupid stories with characters based on ourselves, for all you Writer's Block fans -- all two of you.)

Monkey Alliance Headquarters

The Time Truck is back! What's new with you,TTT?

Probably a lot since the last time I was here. I've been married for nearly three years now, and we're expecting our first child next year.

What's new with you, Lothar?

Lothar is still gay

There's not as much trash-talking, but at least it's mobile-friendly!

Some say it might be the next Incandescent!

and he's proud of it!

All right! Do you want a boy or a girl?

I'd like a girl. My wife wants a boy. But either way, I'm getting them hooked on comics and Doctor Who early.

I registered first, that way I'd have message board superiority over any other RKMB member who registered there next. I'm tired of being the perpetual new guy on the RKMBs.

The only posters newer than me on the RKMBs are alts and people who were run off the boards by JLA and Mxy.

You'll pay for that, Quantum.

...because Dave surely didn't!


How did the xsorbit thing go again Dave? Your credit card expired on them but it didn't matter because the resellers of the space it was hosting on took everyone's money and ran, leaving everything to expire?

The wound is still raw, isn't it?

Dunno. I left HK to repatriate to Australia, and cancelled my HK credit card when I left. They had bad credit controls I guess and kept the board running for years afterwards, even though no one was paying for it.

I then abandoned the board when I became distracted by Shartak as my primary source of online amusement. Someone - you? - said they went broke and the board finally went down. I like to think I had a hand in that.

Registered as WillisCorto.

You can't be older than me, that would create a time paradox. TTT, it's your duty as protector the continuum to delete his ID.

Deleting my ID would cause another time paradox, so TTT's pretty much stuck, and the only solution is for him to kiss Lothar on the lips.

Both of you forget the fact that I do my job as protector of the time continuum in a half-assed way.

Its not true. You're more of a full-arse protector.

i'm in

in the ass

Bend over SOM.

No one falls for that anymore.