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Posted By: the G-man Hold Muh Beer, 07/04/15 ed. - 2015-07-06 6:26 AM
Man dies instantly after lighting firework off head:

CALAIS, Maine —A young man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head, fatally injuring himself, authorities said Sunday.

Devon Staples and his friends had been drinking and setting off fireworks Saturday night in the backyard of a friend’s home in the small eastern Maine city of Calais, said Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for the state Department of Public Safety. Staples, 22, of Calais, placed a fireworks mortar tube on his head and set it off, he said.

The firework exploded, killing Staples instantly, McCausland said.
There is a future Darwin award winner.
Posted By: the G-man Re: Hold Muh Beer, 07/04/15 ed. - 2015-07-07 1:27 AM
Yeah I think They can close the 2015 nominations right now
Posted By: iggy Re: Hold Muh Beer, 07/04/15 ed. - 2015-07-17 8:33 AM
\:lol\:

Thank the deities for small miracles. The gene pool is looking cleaner already.
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