2008 RKMB Ultimate Fantasy Football FUCKING RAWK! - RKMBs

It's gonna RAWK!

So far we have:

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Boston BunnyTouchers (Joseph Mother)

Cobra Kai (PJP)

Imadeluv2yermomsbutt (Ultimate Jaburg53)

Los Donkeypunchers (TK)

The Insurgency (Captain Sammitch)

JLA Likes to RACK (Me)

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It looks like Animals won't be back to defend his coveted Gold Trophy. I'm defending the Silver, TK the Bronze, and PJP nothing, because just like the shitty Dolphins...OK, I'll stop.

Anyway, this year there will be a new scoring system. QB's will be more valued, unlike in Yahoo's piss poor default system from last year.

I'm thinking that the draft spots should be based on how we finished last year: Jaburg would get the #1 overall since he finished in last, and the last pick of the second round. Like this:

First Round:

Jaburg
PJP
Joe Mama
Sammitch
TK
Paul

Second Round:
Paul
TK
Sammitch
Joe Mama
PJP
Jaburg

And so on.

There's also a "Keeper" (you keep certain players year after year) option to this year. The trick appears to be (Yahoo hasn't made this clear at all yet) that the Keeper players have to be selected and assigned to teams before the draft.

Basically, if you want the Keeper buisness, the draft has to be offline, and I will have to submit the results. We can draft here on this thread and I can input the results.

More to follow...

i didnt get an invite $\:\($

oh wait. yeah i did

hurm.

I'm still interested in the Keeper option. But I'll roll with whatever the rest of league wants to do.

Then you'll email your dick to them unsolicited?

where's my invite fuckers

saving them for the posters who actually post.

Whatever works for the league works for me. I'll trade Antonio Gates for Jimmy Rollins.

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

saving them for the posters who actually post.

Yeah...what he said.

Have you ever checked in on your baseball teams?

We are going to try for an offline draft...right here.

New order:

Jaburg
k-nut
PJP
Joe Mama
Sammitch
TK
Paul

I was going to go with individual defensive players, but I don't think you guys would be onboard with that.

As long as the offline draft is done before August 23rd, we will stick with that.

Here are the settings:

QB, WR, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, K, DEF, BN, BN, BN, BN
Stat Categories: Completions (1)
Passing Yards (25 yards per point; 5 points at 300 yards; 6 points at 350 yards; 10 points at 400 yards)
Passing Touchdowns (6)
Interceptions (-3)
Sacks (-1.5)
Rushing Attempts (.75)
Rushing Yards (10 yards per point; 5 points at 100 yards; 6 points at 150 yards; 10 points at 200 yards)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Receptions (1)
Reception Yards (10 yards per point; 5 points at 100 yards; 6 points at 150 yards; 10 points at 200 yards)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles Lost (-3)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (3)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (3)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Sack (1.5)
Interception (3)
Fumble Recovery (3)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Block Kick (2)
Points Allowed 0 points (10)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (7)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (4)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (1)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (0)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (-1)
Points Allowed 35+ points (-4)
Fractional Points: No
Negative Points: Yes

WITH THE FIRST PICK OF THE 2008 RKMB ULTIMATE FUCKING FOOTBALL RAWK DRAFT, Imadeluv2yermomsbutt SELECTS...

I'll keep Eli Manning.

Or I'll draft him.

Whichever.

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

saving them for the posters who actually post.

Yeah...what he said.

Have you ever checked in on your baseball teams?

no, i don't keep up with baseball, i joined for much the same reason joe mama signed up for basketball.

football i would have kept up with

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Or I'll draft him.

Whichever.

Not with the #1 pick, Jake.

C'mon, man.

Ok, I don't get it.

What are we doing?

this is madness!

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Ok, I don't get it.

What are we doing?

Pick anyone you want...your first four selections will be your "Keeper" picks...you keep them forEVAR.

But Eli Manning? Shit, dude. He's not even a top ten QB, let alone #1 overall.

If that's who you want, take him...but geez!

Also guys, just post away. Once Jake makes his pick, k-nut should post his, then PJP, etc.

If peeps aren't quick about this, I'll draft a shitty player for you, or we will just resort back to the live draft, without the four Keeper picks.

Paul

Also, if you assholes (LOL) want to send me a list of players, I can make your picks for you, once the person before you picks thiers.

Sammitch send me his pick for the first round.

if UJ is gonna stay with his pick then im taking LT

Excellent.

PJP is on the cock...clock.

Tom Brady

Nice.

Joe is up!

I'm still giving Jake another shot at a different player if he wants.

Please don't hate me!

Alright give me Peyton instead.

I hate you.

I'm going to hate myself, but I'll take Tony Romo. Something is telling me to pick Drew Brees, but I'm going against Spider Sense and sticking with the expert rankings.

Tony Romo will be leading the Boston Bunnytouchers (formerly LAST PLACE!!! and set to change names again) to victory.

Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim

no, i don't keep up with baseball, i joined for much the same reason joe mama signed up for basketball.

Free porn?

Adrian Peterson (OF THE Vikings... the VIKINGS)

MY PICK! GTFO!

Nice pick TK...bastid...

Well hurry up and choose him.

hell with it. drew brees. only so many decent qb's out there.

Sammitch is picking William "Refrigerator" Perry cuz he reminds Sammitch of his baby mama.

Thanks for drafting before my joke, Sammitch, you joke no-seller.

Man...

I still choose AP (of the VIKINGS).

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Thanks for drafting before my joke, Sammitch, you joke no-seller.

Man...

what's to sell, sneaky?

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Thanks for drafting before my joke, Sammitch, you joke no-seller.

Man...

what's to sell, sneaky?

fkuc yuo fatyt chasr

So is Paul gonna pick? Fucking slacker...

Michael Vick for the win!!!

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Thanks for drafting before my joke, Sammitch, you joke no-seller.

Man...

what's to sell, sneaky?

fkuc yuo fatyt chasr

Carson Palmer.

Round One-

#1-Imadeluv2yermomsbutt- Peyton Manning
#2- next to last- Ladainian Tomlinson
#3- Cobra Kai- Tom Brady
#4- Boston BunnyTouchers- Tony Romo
#5- The Insurgency- Drew Brees
#6- Los Donkeypunchers- Adrian Peterson
#7- JLA Likes to RACK- Carson Palmer

Round Two-

#8- JLA Likes to RACK- Brian Westbrook
#9- Los Donkeypunchers-
#10- The Insurgency-
#11- Boston BunnyTouchers-
#12- Cobra Kai-
#13- next to last-
#14- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt-

Terrell Owens

Steven Jackson

Randy Moss

Joseph Addai

frank gore

Round One-

#1-Imadeluv2yermomsbutt- Peyton Manning
#2- next to last- Ladainian Tomlinson
#3- Cobra Kai- Tom Brady
#4- Boston BunnyTouchers- Tony Romo
#5- The Insurgency- Drew Brees
#6- Los Donkeypunchers- Adrian Peterson
#7- JLA Likes to RACK- Carson Palmer

Round Two-

#8- JLA Likes to RACK- Brian Westbrook
#9- Los Donkeypunchers- Terrell Owens
#10- The Insurgency- Steven Jackson
#11- Boston BunnyTouchers- Randy Moss
#12- Cobra Kai- Joseph Addai
#13- next to last- Frank Gore
#14- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt-

Round Three-

#15- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt-
#16- next to last-
#17- Cobra Kai-
#18- Boston BunnyTouchers-
#19- The Insurgency-
#20- Los Donkeypunchers-
#21- JLA Likes to RACK

Yeah, but who did you pick?

Wha..?

If that's a insult about me giving Jake a second chance with his #1 pick, I will retaliate by hitting you over the head with a steel chair, and then have Snarf pin you, allowing him another reign as RDCW Champion...

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

If that's a insult about me giving Jake a second chance with his #1 pick, I will retaliate by hitting you over the head with a steel chair, and then have Snarf pin you, allowing him another reign as RDCW Champion...

No, I forgot that imadeluv... is Jubarg's team. My mistake. Not a slam.

Stop making threats or I'll draft your NFL team in my league for you...

HEY SNARF! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER RUN AS RDCW CHAMPION?!?

Shut up and join my league, y'bastid.

Clinton Portis

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Round One-

#1-Imadeluv2yermomsbutt- Peyton Manning
#2- next to last- Ladainian Tomlinson
#3- Cobra Kai- Tom Brady
#4- Boston BunnyTouchers- Tony Romo
#5- The Insurgency- Drew Brees
#6- Los Donkeypunchers- Adrian Peterson
#7- JLA Likes to RACK- Carson Palmer

Round Two-

#8- JLA Likes to RACK- Brian Westbrook
#9- Los Donkeypunchers- Terrell Owens
#10- The Insurgency- Steven Jackson
#11- Boston BunnyTouchers- Randy Moss
#12- Cobra Kai- Joseph Addai
#13- next to last- Frank Gore
#14- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt-

Round Three-

#15- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt-
#16- next to last-
#17- Cobra Kai-
#18- Boston BunnyTouchers-
#19- The Insurgency-
#20- Los Donkeypunchers-
#21- JLA Likes to RACK

pick again Jake....you go twice in a row.

Reggie Wayne

now it's Bust a Nut's turn.

I only do that on your moms forehead PJ.

andre johnson

fuck off.

steve smith.

Hey Sam, didn't you skip over Peej AND Mama?

WHOA!

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

fuck off.

steve smith.

ok...

Originally Posted By: TK-069

Hey Sam, didn't you skip over Peej AND Mama?

GOATFUCK!!!

my bad.

Just for that, Petros must choose Steve Smith to punish Sammitch's arrogant ways.

then get impregnated with his child

Now that's a bit harsh.

...take Steve Smith from him?! $\:p$

i don't want Smith he is a head case.....I choose Marion Barber RB from Dallas.

Cunt! That was to be MY pick!!!

Jamal Lewis $\:\($

Sammitch... sticking with Smith?

uhhhhhhhhOKGOOD. I'll take his silence as a 'yes'.
Braylon Edwards, Browns WR

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Round One-

#1-Imadeluv2yermomsbutt- Peyton Manning
#2- next to last- Ladainian Tomlinson
#3- Cobra Kai- Tom Brady
#4- Boston BunnyTouchers- Tony Romo
#5- The Insurgency- Drew Brees
#6- Los Donkeypunchers- Adrian Peterson
#7- JLA Likes to RACK- Carson Palmer

Round Two-

#8- JLA Likes to RACK- Brian Westbrook
#9- Los Donkeypunchers- Terrell Owens
#10- The Insurgency- Steven Jackson
#11- Boston BunnyTouchers- Randy Moss
#12- Cobra Kai- Joseph Addai
#13- next to last- Frank Gore
#14- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt-

Round Three-

#15- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt-
#16- next to last-
#17- Cobra Kai-
#18- Boston BunnyTouchers-
#19- The Insurgency-
#20- Los Donkeypunchers-
#21- JLA Likes to RACK

Jla's turn.

Originally Posted By: TK-069

Sammitch... sticking with Smith?

uhhhhhhhhOKGOOD. I'll take his silence as a 'yes'.
Braylon Edwards, Browns WR

WTF! you changed your pick!

how many qbs and rbs and wrs are we gonna start

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

Originally Posted By: TK-069

Sammitch... sticking with Smith?

uhhhhhhhhOKGOOD. I'll take his silence as a 'yes'.
Braylon Edwards, Browns WR

WTF! you changed your pick!

Dude. It was my turn. We're nearly out of round three already.

Round One-

#1-Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2- next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3- Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4- Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5- The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6- Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7- JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

Round Two-

#8- JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9- Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10- The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11- Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12- Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13- next to last - Frank Gore
#14- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

Round Three-

#15- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16- next to last - Andre Johnson
#17- Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18- Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19- The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20- Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21- JLA Likes to RACK -

oh ok then.

Marshawn Lynch

and..

Marques Colston

Jason Witten, Cowboys TE

Round One-

#1-Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2- next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3- Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4- Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5- The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6- Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7- JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

Round Two-

#8- JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9- Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10- The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11- Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12- Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13- next to last - Frank Gore
#14- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

Round Three-

#15- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16- next to last - Andre Johnson
#17- Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18- Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19- The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20- Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21- JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

Round Four (last of the Keepers)-

#22- JLA Likes to RACK- Marques Colston
#23- Los Donkeypunchers- Jason Witten
#24- The Insurgency-
#25- Boston BunnyTouchers-
#26- Cobra Kai-
#27- next to last-
#28- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt-

NINJA'D.

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Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

how many qbs and rbs and wrs are we gonna start

1 QB
2 RB
4 WR
1 TE
1 K
1 Team Def
4 Bench

I'm willing to scale back to 3 WR, but I think 4 makes it more interesting...

Is everybuddah cool with 4 bench spots, and the top four selections that you make count as the Keepers for upcoming seasons?

Originally Posted By: the "Who's Online" obsessor

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Fuck off, Lothar.

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hm. Seems all right with me...

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oh. my pick?

larry fitzgerald[inyourlivingroom]

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Lothar fucks stray dogs.

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Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

how many qbs and rbs and wrs are we gonna start

1 QB
2 RB
4 WR
1 TE
1 K
1 Team Def
4 Bench

I'm willing to scale back to 3 WR, but I think 4 makes it more interesting...

Is everybuddah cool with 4 bench spots, and the top four selections that you make count as the Keepers for upcoming seasons?

I would like 1 more bench spot and get to choose who I want to keep after the season ends. Right now I am selecting the best players on the board not necessarily guys I want to keep.

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

how many qbs and rbs and wrs are we gonna start

1 QB
2 RB
4 WR
1 TE
1 K
1 Team Def
4 Bench

I'm willing to scale back to 3 WR, but I think 4 makes it more interesting...

Is everybuddah cool with 4 bench spots, and the top four selections that you make count as the Keepers for upcoming seasons?

I would like 1 more bench spot and get to choose who I want to keep after the season ends. Right now I am selecting the best players on the board not necessarily guys I want to keep.

I agree with the extra bench spot, but only want 3 WRs. Oh, and for my pick?

Antonio Gates.

Jeremy Shockey TE

chris cooley

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Round One-

#1-Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2- next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3- Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4- Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5- The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6- Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7- JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

Round Two-

#8- JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9- Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10- The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11- Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12- Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13- next to last - Frank Gore
#14- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

Round Three-

#15- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16- next to last - Andre Johnson
#17- Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18- Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19- The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20- Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21- JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

Round Four (last of the Keepers)-

#22- JLA Likes to RACK- Marques Colston
#23- Los Donkeypunchers- Jason Witten
#24- The Insurgency- larry fitzgerald
#25- Boston BunnyTouchers- Antonio Gates
#26- Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27- next to last- chris cooley
#28- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt-

Wes Welker

Torry Holt

Double FUCK!

Quote:

1

#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last -
#31 Cobra Kai -
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers -
#33 The Insurgency -
#34 Los Donkeypunchers -
#35 JLA Likes to RACK -

Let's keep this thing movin'! Damn Black people and their CP Time...

what does CP stand for....cotton picking?

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Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

what does CP stand for....cotton picking?

Colored People. $\:damn\:$

Oh.....sorry.

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

plaxico burris

you mother fucker.

I meant you cousin fucker.

chad johnson

T.J. Houshmandzadeh

JLA, could you update your league to reflect which keepers were taken?

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

plaxico burris

you mother fucker.

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

I meant you cousin fucker.

youve crossed the line you REPUBLICANAZIST!

Knurkel can smell his own:

$\:\($

It's okay, Knurkel. There's a fund to help people like yourself.

Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!

I shit on Hogan!

Phil sent me his pick in advance: Dallas Clark.

Everything is updated, Joe...you must go to the "Players" tab to see who went where...nothing will show up on your team page. We lost the Live Draft, so this has to be done here.

Yahoo BLOWS.

Go to "Draft Central", and then "Draft Results" to see the Keepers.

Everything else will have to be added later. The only way we can have Keepers is through a live drfat, which we aren't doing. If I add players in rounds 5-14, they will be considered Keepers, too.

It's a clusterFUCK, but I will outsmart it!

WHEEEE!

I set the live draft to Aug 9, at 9 am.

Don't show up for it. Yahoo will assign players to our teams, and then I can FUCK with it then.

What a piece shit system.

I select Derek Anderson, Browns QB.

Originally Posted By: TK-069

Quote:

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#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last -
#31 Cobra Kai -
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers -
#33 The Insurgency -
#34 Los Donkeypunchers -
#35 JLA Likes to RACK -

Let's keep this thing movin'! Damn Black people and their CP Time...

ben roethlisberger

I think JLA is next K -bustanut

who are we waiting on? oh, just the guy running this whole thing? gotcha.

He's at his pretend job.

No I just changed the password to my MisterJLA id, and now can't remember it to log in.

Can you guesses it for me?

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

He's at his pretend job.

The lunch crowd just left, so I don't have to cook the dog flavored gyros for a while.

Be back in a sec!

Anquan Boldin

Kellen Winslow

Quote:

1

#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last - Plaxico Burress
#31 Cobra Kai - Chad Johnson
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers - T.J. Houshmandzadeh
#33 The Insurgency - Dallas Clark
#34 Los Donkeypunchers - Derek Anderson
#35 JLA Likes to RACK - Anquan Boldin

6

#36 JLA Likes to RACK - Kellen Winslow, Jr.
#37 Los Donkeypunchers -
#38 The Insurgency -
#39 Boston BunnyTouchers -
#40 Cobra Kai -
#41 next to last -
#42 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt -

Guess what? I'M choosing Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh QB

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

He's at his pretend job.

The lunch crowd just left, so I don't have to cook the dog flavored gyros for a while.

Be back in a sec!

Originally Posted By: TK-069

Quote:

1

#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last - Plaxico Burress
#31 Cobra Kai - Chad Johnson
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers - T.J. Houshmandzadeh
#33 The Insurgency - Dallas Clark
#34 Los Donkeypunchers - Derek Anderson
#35 JLA Likes to RACK - Anquan Boldin

6

#36 JLA Likes to RACK - Kellen Winslow, Jr.
#37 Los Donkeypunchers -
#38 The Insurgency -
#39 Boston BunnyTouchers -
#40 Cobra Kai -
#41 next to last -
#42 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt -

Guess what? I'M choosing Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh QB

Could someone peel Sammitch out from under the fat chick, reinflate him, and have him make his fehkin' pick?

Originally Posted By: TK-069

another white person stealing from the black man

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Could someone peel Sammitch out from under the fat chick, reinflate him, and have him make his fehkin' pick?

heh

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

Originally Posted By: TK-069

another white person stealing from the black man

Can't help it. It's the German in me. You're lucky I didn't gas your ass...

Sammitch selects: Brandon Jacobs

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Could someone peel Sammitch out from under the fat chick, reinflate him, and have him make his fehkin' pick?

maybe if you whined a little more...

larry johnson

I meant Larry Johnson.

Where the fuck is Peejers and Mama?
Damn them and their gay gyro orgies!

santonio holmes WR pit

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

I meant Larry Johnson.

it came down to really minute levels of statistical nitpicking that will probably come back to bite me in the ass sometime around week 7.

who is next?

Roy Williams, WR Detroit

COUSIN FUCKER, WHERE ARE YOU?
Answer: Likely fucking a cousin...

Quote:

1

#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last - Plaxico Burress
#31 Cobra Kai - Chad Johnson
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers - T.J. Houshmandzadeh
#33 The Insurgency - Dallas Clark
#34 Los Donkeypunchers - Derek Anderson
#35 JLA Likes to RACK - Anquan Boldin

6

#36 JLA Likes to RACK - Kellen Winslow, Jr.
#37 Los Donkeypunchers - Ben Roethlisberger
#38 The Insurgency - Larry Johnson
#39 Boston BunnyTouchers - Roy Williams
#40 Cobra Kai - Santonio Holmes
#41 next to last -
#42 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt -

philip rivers

Stephen Gostkowski

Tony Gonzalez

Durnit, Knurkel...make yer pick!

Yeah!

Quote:

1

#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last - Plaxico Burress
#31 Cobra Kai - Chad Johnson
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers - T.J. Houshmandzadeh
#33 The Insurgency - Dallas Clark
#34 Los Donkeypunchers - Derek Anderson
#35 JLA Likes to RACK - Anquan Boldin

6

#36 JLA Likes to RACK - Kellen Winslow, Jr.
#37 Los Donkeypunchers - Ben Roethlisberger
#38 The Insurgency - Larry Johnson
#39 Boston BunnyTouchers - Roy Williams
#40 Cobra Kai - Santonio Holmes
#41 next to last - Philip Rivers
#42 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Stephen Gostkowski (Seriously?!)

7

#43 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Tony Gonzalez
#44 next to last -
#45 Cobra Kai -
#46 Boston BunnyTouchers -
#47 The Insurgency -
#48 Los Donkeypunchers -
#49 JLA Likes to RACK -

calvin johnson

Brandon Marshall WR DEN

someone should consider taking Ben Utech for TE, I've heard rumblings the Bengals are scheming to use him heavily.

Willis McGahee RB Baltimore

why not? marvin harrison.

This was a toughie for me, but I'm gonna go with Darren McFadden, Raiders RB.

1

#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last - Plaxico Burress
#31 Cobra Kai - Chad Johnson
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers - T.J. Houshmandzadeh
#33 The Insurgency - Dallas Clark
#34 Los Donkeypunchers - Derek Anderson
#35 JLA Likes to RACK - Anquan Boldin

6

#36 JLA Likes to RACK - Kellen Winslow, Jr.
#37 Los Donkeypunchers - Ben Roethlisberger
#38 The Insurgency - Larry Johnson
#39 Boston BunnyTouchers - Roy Williams
#40 Cobra Kai - Santonio Holmes
#41 next to last - Philip Rivers
#42 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Stephen Gostkowski

7

#43 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Tony Gonzalez
#44 next to last - Calvin Johnson
#45 Cobra Kai - Brandon Marshall
#46 Boston BunnyTouchers - Willis McGahee
#47 The Insurgency - Marvin Harrison
#48 Los Donkeypunchers - Darren McFadden
#49 JLA Likes to RACK - Roddy White

Round 8

#50- JLA Likes to RACK- Kevin Curtis
#51- Los Donkeypunchers-
#52- The Insurgency-
#53- Boston BunnyTouchers-
#54- Cobra Kai-
#55- next to last-
#56- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt-

MisterJLA talkative Moderator Epic Take Maker
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Thread: 2008 RKMB Ultimate Fantasy Football FUCKING RAWK!

Thanks, Lothar

You're welcome.

WHOOPS! I mean

TK-069 annoyed User He tastes of America
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Thread: 2008 RKMB Ultimate Fantasy Football FUCKING RAWK!

Maurice Jones-Drew, Jaguars RB

Chris Chambers, WR, SD

RAWKIN'

Greg Jennings WR Green Bay

Jericho Cotchery Jets WR

I'm a little tipsy so I'm not sure if that is spelled correctly.

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

Jericho Cotchery Sucks WR

I'm a little tipsy so I'm not sure if that is spelled correctly.

Fixed your team spelling for you.

santana moss

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

1

#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last - Plaxico Burress
#31 Cobra Kai - Chad Johnson
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers - T.J. Houshmandzadeh
#33 The Insurgency - Dallas Clark
#34 Los Donkeypunchers - Derek Anderson
#35 JLA Likes to RACK - Anquan Boldin

6

#36 JLA Likes to RACK - Kellen Winslow, Jr.
#37 Los Donkeypunchers - Ben Roethlisberger
#38 The Insurgency - Larry Johnson
#39 Boston BunnyTouchers - Roy Williams
#40 Cobra Kai - Santonio Holmes
#41 next to last - Philip Rivers
#42 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Stephen Gostkowski

7

#43 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Tony Gonzalez
#44 next to last - Calvin Johnson
#45 Cobra Kai - Brandon Marshall
#46 Boston BunnyTouchers - Willis McGahee
#47 The Insurgency - Marvin Harrison
#48 Los Donkeypunchers - Darren McFadden
#49 JLA Likes to RACK - Roddy White

Round 8

#50- JLA Likes to RACK- Kevin Curtis
#51- Los Donkeypunchers- Maurice Jones-Drew
#52- The Insurgency- Chris Chambers
#53- Boston BunnyTouchers- Greg Jennings
#54- Cobra Kai- Jericho Cotchery
#55- next to last- santana moss
#56- Imadeluv2yermomsbutt-

Laveranues Coles

Frank Gore

taken

He chose... poorly.

D'oh!

I sorry.

Ryan Grant

Because Knurkel can't keep up...

Quote:

1

#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last - Plaxico Burress
#31 Cobra Kai - Chad Johnson
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers - T.J. Houshmandzadeh
#33 The Insurgency - Dallas Clark
#34 Los Donkeypunchers - Derek Anderson
#35 JLA Likes to RACK - Anquan Boldin

6

#36 JLA Likes to RACK - Kellen Winslow, Jr.
#37 Los Donkeypunchers - Ben Roethlisberger
#38 The Insurgency - Larry Johnson
#39 Boston BunnyTouchers - Roy Williams
#40 Cobra Kai - Santonio Holmes
#41 next to last - Philip Rivers
#42 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Stephen Gostkowski (Seriously?!)

7

#43 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Tony Gonzalez
#44 next to last - Calvin Johnson
#45 Cobra Kai - Brandon Marshall
#46 Boston BunnyTouchers - Willis McGahee
#47 The Insurgency - Marvin Harrison
#48 Los Donkeypunchers - Darren McFadden
#49 JLA Likes to RACK - Roddy White

8

#50 JLA Likes to RACK - Kevin Curtis
#51 Los Donkeypunchers - Maurice Jones-Drew
#52 The Insurgency - Chris Chambers
#53 Boston BunnyTouchers - Greg Jennings
#54 Cobra Kai - Jerricho Cotchery
#55 next to last - Santana Moss
#56 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Laveranues Coles

9
#57 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Ryan Grant
#58 next to last - GO KNURKEL GO!
#59 Cobra Kai -
#60 Boston BunnyTouchers -
#61 The Insurgency -
#62 Los Donkeypunchers -
#63 JLA Likes to RACK -

damn white people have no patience.

SD defense

w...wha???

MOTHERFUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER!
MOTHERFUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER!
MOTHERFUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER!
MOTHERFUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER!
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MOTHERFUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER!
MOTHERFUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER!
MOTHERFUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER!
MOTHERFUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER! ...knut, you bitch.

heh

team defense in the ninth round???

you must be expecting them to make a shit-ton of difference in the point totals. most people pick kickers before bothering with team D.

sorry sammitch. this is only my second time doing this and i dont really give a fuck.

well as long as you're having fun with it dude.

Lee Evans WR Buffalo

Edgerrin James RB Arizona

brandon jacobs

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

well as long as you're having fun with it dude.

exactly

Dwayne Bowe, KC WR

Michael Turner, RB

Laurence Maroney, RB

Chester Taylor, Vikings RB

HEY SAMMITCH! YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK!

the fuck you want from me, MAN? I just got my internet and cable switched on last night!

hurm... fuck. lost my notes.

adam vinatieri.

By my rough calculations, I still have to draft 6 more spots for my roster to be filled.

I hope we get this done before Week 1!

Joe Mama is up.....let's speed it up.

I think we should do the same thing the draft AI does if no one makes a pick on time... automatically give them the highest ranking player (based on the Yahoo composite board).

Originally Posted By: TK-069

I think we should do the same thing the draft AI does if no one makes a pick on time... automatically give them the highest ranking player (based on the Yahoo composite board).

That would involve our teams to be updated to reflect these picks AND for the rest of our undrafted team to be cleared out so we KNOW who's available, a point that slows down my ability to pick. That said:

Roddy White WR Atlanta Falcons

It's not that hard... I have a computer mind. OR. Yahoo has the Big Board. "Cleared out"? huh?

Now you made your pick and we have to wait for the Greek. ugh. Just give him Ben Utech...

I already chose Roddy White.

Everyone send me a list of who you want, I'll keep it Top Secret, check off names, and post updates here. Or just keep doing this, but we should keep this moving...we seriously have two weeks to finish this.

Originally Posted By: TK-069

Because Knurkel can't keep up...

Quote:

1

#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last - Plaxico Burress
#31 Cobra Kai - Chad Johnson
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers - T.J. Houshmandzadeh
#33 The Insurgency - Dallas Clark
#34 Los Donkeypunchers - Derek Anderson
#35 JLA Likes to RACK - Anquan Boldin

6

#36 JLA Likes to RACK - Kellen Winslow, Jr.
#37 Los Donkeypunchers - Ben Roethlisberger
#38 The Insurgency - Larry Johnson
#39 Boston BunnyTouchers - Roy Williams
#40 Cobra Kai - Santonio Holmes
#41 next to last - Philip Rivers
#42 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Stephen Gostkowski (Seriously?!)

7

#43 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Tony Gonzalez
#44 next to last - Calvin Johnson
#45 Cobra Kai - Brandon Marshall
#46 Boston BunnyTouchers - Willis McGahee
#47 The Insurgency - Marvin Harrison
#48 Los Donkeypunchers - Darren McFadden
#49 JLA Likes to RACK - Roddy White

8

#50 JLA Likes to RACK - Kevin Curtis
#51 Los Donkeypunchers - Maurice Jones-Drew
#52 The Insurgency - Chris Chambers
#53 Boston BunnyTouchers - Greg Jennings
#54 Cobra Kai - Jerricho Cotchery
#55 next to last - Santana Moss
#56 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Laveranues Coles

9
#57 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Ryan Grant
#58 next to last - GO KNURKEL GO!
#59 Cobra Kai -
#60 Boston BunnyTouchers -
#61 The Insurgency -
#62 Los Donkeypunchers -
#63 JLA Likes to RACK -

Chad Johnson just FUCKED his shoulder up.

am I next

yes.

Nick Folk K Dallas.

is it my pick?

Ja.

Quote:

1

#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last - Plaxico Burress
#31 Cobra Kai - Chad Johnson
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers - T.J. Houshmandzadeh
#33 The Insurgency - Dallas Clark
#34 Los Donkeypunchers - Derek Anderson
#35 JLA Likes to RACK - Anquan Boldin

6

#36 JLA Likes to RACK - Kellen Winslow, Jr.
#37 Los Donkeypunchers - Ben Roethlisberger
#38 The Insurgency - Larry Johnson
#39 Boston BunnyTouchers - Roy Williams
#40 Cobra Kai - Santonio Holmes
#41 next to last - Philip Rivers
#42 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Stephen Gostkowski (Seriously?!)

7

#43 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Tony Gonzalez
#44 next to last - Calvin Johnson
#45 Cobra Kai - Brandon Marshall
#46 Boston BunnyTouchers - Willis McGahee
#47 The Insurgency - Marvin Harrison
#48 Los Donkeypunchers - Darren McFadden
#49 JLA Likes to RACK - Roddy White

8

#50 JLA Likes to RACK - Kevin Curtis
#51 Los Donkeypunchers - Maurice Jones-Drew
#52 The Insurgency - Chris Chambers
#53 Boston BunnyTouchers - Greg Jennings
#54 Cobra Kai - Jerricho Cotchery
#55 next to last - Santana Moss
#56 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Laveranues Coles

9
#57 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Ryan Grant
#58 next to last - San Diego Defense
#59 Cobra Kai - Lee Evans
#60 Boston BunnyTouchers - Brandon Jacobs
#61 The Insurgency - Edgerrin James
#62 Los Donkeypunchers - Dwayne Bowe
#63 JLA Likes to RACK - Michael Turner

10

#64 JLA Likes to RACK - Lawrence Maroney
#65 Los Donkeypunchers - Chester Taylor
#66 The Insurgency - Adam Vinatieri
#67 Boston BunnyTouchers - Roddy White*
#68 Cobra Kai - Nick Folk
#69 next to last -
#70 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt -

11

#71 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt -
#72 next to last -
#73 Cobra Kai -
#74 Boston BunnyTouchers -
#75 The Insurgency -
#76 Los Donkeypunchers -
#77 JLA Likes to RACK -

*until JM logs back in to fix this shit.

shayne graham

Brett Farve

Nate Kaeding

Instead of Roddy White, I'll grab Patrick Crayton, WR Dallas Cowboys. Thanks fo updating the draft list, Paul.

hey isn't it pjp's turn?

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

hey isn't it pjp's turn?

I picked a player that had already been taken, so I had to take another player. No one got leapfrogged.

I see.

Is it my turn or Philsy?

you

Caddyshack

Memento

Nate Burleson WR Seattle

Joey Galloway WR Atlanta

Wow... two picks in an hour! We're picking up speed now!

Let's keep it going...I actually have my next pick ready...

OH WHOA WHOA! We skipped Knut's round 11. fuck.

He chose Ben Utech. No, really. He did.

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Caddyshack

Memento

matt hasselbeck

What about him?

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

He chose Ben Utech. No, really. He did.

...should ...should we really give him to him?

That's give knut to Ben. He'd eat him alive!

it's my pick. look at the order.

Originally Posted By: TK-069

OH WHOA WHOA! We skipped Knut's round 11. fuck.

Fuck it pick for him.

#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last - Plaxico Burress
#31 Cobra Kai - Chad Johnson
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers - T.J. Houshmandzadeh
#33 The Insurgency - Dallas Clark
#34 Los Donkeypunchers - Derek Anderson
#35 JLA Likes to RACK - Anquan Boldin

6

#36 JLA Likes to RACK - Kellen Winslow, Jr.
#37 Los Donkeypunchers - Ben Roethlisberger
#38 The Insurgency - Larry Johnson
#39 Boston BunnyTouchers - Roy Williams
#40 Cobra Kai - Santonio Holmes
#41 next to last - Philip Rivers
#42 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Stephen Gostkowski

7

#43 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Tony Gonzalez
#44 next to last - Calvin Johnson
#45 Cobra Kai - Brandon Marshall
#46 Boston BunnyTouchers - Willis McGahee
#47 The Insurgency - Marvin Harrison
#48 Los Donkeypunchers - Darren McFadden
#49 JLA Likes to RACK - Roddy White

8

#50 JLA Likes to RACK - Kevin Curtis
#51 Los Donkeypunchers - Maurice Jones-Drew
#52 The Insurgency - Chris Chambers
#53 Boston BunnyTouchers - Greg Jennings
#54 Cobra Kai - Jerricho Cotchery
#55 next to last - Santana Moss
#56 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Laveranues Coles

9
#57 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Ryan Grant
#58 next to last - San Diego Defense
#59 Cobra Kai - Lee Evans
#60 Boston BunnyTouchers - Brandon Jacobs
#61 The Insurgency - Edgerrin James
#62 Los Donkeypunchers - Dwayne Bowe
#63 JLA Likes to RACK - Michael Turner

10

#64 JLA Likes to RACK - Lawrence Maroney
#65 Los Donkeypunchers - Chester Taylor
#66 The Insurgency - Adam Vinatieri
#67 Boston BunnyTouchers - Patrick Crayton
#68 Cobra Kai - Nick Folk
#69 next to last - shayne graham
#70 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Brett Farve

11

#71 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Nate Kaeding
#72 next to last - *
#73 Cobra Kai - Nate Burleson
#74 Boston BunnyTouchers - Joey Galloway
#75 The Insurgency - Matt Hasselbeck
#76 Los Donkeypunchers -
#77 JLA Likes to RACK -

I think you have joe's and my round 9 picks switched around.

MY choice will be Hines Ward Steelers WR

knut will choose Anthony Gonzalez, Colts WR

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

I think you have joe's and my round 9 picks switched around.

This is how I have it...

Warning, Spoiler:

Quote:

1

#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last - Plaxico Burress
#31 Cobra Kai - Chad Johnson
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers - T.J. Houshmandzadeh
#33 The Insurgency - Dallas Clark
#34 Los Donkeypunchers - Derek Anderson
#35 JLA Likes to RACK - Anquan Boldin

6

#36 JLA Likes to RACK - Kellen Winslow, Jr.
#37 Los Donkeypunchers - Ben Roethlisberger
#38 The Insurgency - Larry Johnson
#39 Boston BunnyTouchers - Roy Williams
#40 Cobra Kai - Santonio Holmes
#41 next to last - Philip Rivers
#42 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Stephen Gostkowski (Seriously?!)

7

#43 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Tony Gonzalez
#44 next to last - Calvin Johnson
#45 Cobra Kai - Brandon Marshall
#46 Boston BunnyTouchers - Willis McGahee
#47 The Insurgency - Marvin Harrison
#48 Los Donkeypunchers - Darren McFadden
#49 JLA Likes to RACK - Roddy White

8

#50 JLA Likes to RACK - Kevin Curtis
#51 Los Donkeypunchers - Maurice Jones-Drew
#52 The Insurgency - Chris Chambers
#53 Boston BunnyTouchers - Greg Jennings
#54 Cobra Kai - Jerricho Cotchery
#55 next to last - Santana Moss
#56 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Laveranues Coles

9
#57 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Ryan Grant
#58 next to last - San Diego Defense
#59 Cobra Kai - Lee Evans
#60 Boston BunnyTouchers - Brandon Jacobs
#61 The Insurgency - Edgerrin James
#62 Los Donkeypunchers - Dwayne Bowe
#63 JLA Likes to RACK - Michael Turner

10

#64 JLA Likes to RACK - Lawrence Maroney
#65 Los Donkeypunchers - Chester Taylor
#66 The Insurgency - Adam Vinatieri
#67 Boston BunnyTouchers - Patrick Crayton
#68 Cobra Kai - Nick Folk
#69 next to last - Shayne Graham
#70 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Brett Favre

11

#71 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Nate Kaeding
#72 next to last - Anthony Gonzalez*
#73 Cobra Kai - Nate Burleson
#74 Boston BunnyTouchers - Joey Galloway
#75 The Insurgency - Matt Hasselbeck
#76 Los Donkeypunchers - Hines Ward
#77 JLA Likes to RACK -

12
#78 JLA Likes to RACK -
#79 Los Donkeypunchers -
#80 The Insurgency -
#81 Boston BunnyTouchers -
#82 Cobra Kai -
#83 next to last -
#84 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt -

How many players are we drafting again and how many are starting in each position each week?

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

How many players are we drafting again and how many are starting in each position each week?

1 QB
4 WR
2 RB
1 TE
4 bench

1 K
1 DEF

...so 14 total.

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

I think you have joe's and my round 9 picks switched around.

Yup.

Originally Posted By: TK-069

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

How many players are we drafting again and how many are starting in each position each week?

1 QB
4 WR
2 RB
1 TE
4 bench

1 K
1 DEF

...so 14 total.

I thought it was 5 on the bench...?

We will actually have 5 bench spots now.

WHOA.

Will JLA please choose his picks now???

5 bench spots is much better. I would actually like to add a Utility spot too if possible where you can start an extra whatever you want as well.

I'll give knut a few more minutes.

There is the option for a "flex" position...W/R either a WR or a RB, your choice.

I think what we have now should suffice.

oh ok.

I didn't realize you were chicken.

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Joey Galloway WR Atlanta

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

matt hasselbeck

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

2

#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

3

#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

4

#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

5

#29 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Torry Holt
#30 next to last - Plaxico Burress
#31 Cobra Kai - Chad Johnson
#32 Boston BunnyTouchers - T.J. Houshmandzadeh
#33 The Insurgency - Dallas Clark
#34 Los Donkeypunchers - Derek Anderson
#35 JLA Likes to RACK - Anquan Boldin

6

#36 JLA Likes to RACK - Kellen Winslow, Jr.
#37 Los Donkeypunchers - Ben Roethlisberger
#38 The Insurgency - Larry Johnson
#39 Boston BunnyTouchers - Roy Williams
#40 Cobra Kai - Santonio Holmes
#41 next to last - Philip Rivers
#42 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Stephen Gostkowski

7

#43 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Tony Gonzalez
#44 next to last - Calvin Johnson
#45 Cobra Kai - Brandon Marshall
#46 Boston BunnyTouchers - Willis McGahee
#47 The Insurgency - Marvin Harrison
#48 Los Donkeypunchers - Darren McFadden
#49 JLA Likes to RACK - Roddy White

8

#50 JLA Likes to RACK - Kevin Curtis
#51 Los Donkeypunchers - Maurice Jones-Drew
#52 The Insurgency - Chris Chambers
#53 Boston BunnyTouchers - Greg Jennings
#54 Cobra Kai - Jerricho Cotchery
#55 next to last - Santana Moss
#56 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Laveranues Coles

9
#57 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Ryan Grant
#58 next to last - San Diego Defense
#59 Cobra Kai - Lee Evans
#60 Boston BunnyTouchers - Brandon Jacobs
#61 The Insurgency - Edgerrin James
#62 Los Donkeypunchers - Dwayne Bowe
#63 JLA Likes to RACK - Michael Turner

10

#64 JLA Likes to RACK - Lawrence Maroney
#65 Los Donkeypunchers - Chester Taylor
#66 The Insurgency - Adam Vinatieri
#67 Boston BunnyTouchers - Patrick Crayton
#68 Cobra Kai - Nick Folk
#69 next to last - shayne graham
#70 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Brett Farve

11

#71 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Nate Kaeding
#72 next to last - *
#73 Cobra Kai - Nate Burleson
#74 Boston BunnyTouchers - Joey Galloway
#75 The Insurgency - Matt Hasselbeck
#76 Los Donkeypunchers -
#77 JLA Likes to RACK -

I'm waiting for JLA!

change my skipped pick to bernard berrian

Done. NOW fucking JLA is gone.
What an EPIC bitch-ass.

FUCK OFF!

Derrick Mason

I'll take Gonzo is k-nut doesn't want him...

Donovan McNabb Eagles QB

Warning, Spoiler:

fix round nine.

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

I think you have joe's and my round 9 picks switched around.

Yup.

donald driver

Jay Cutler QB Denver Broncos

Warning, Spoiler:

Eli Manning QB giants

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OK. It's been too goddamn long.

knut selects Reggie Bush, Saints RB

You're up, Jaburg.

sorry guys. getting work done at the house so my computers out.

yeah. ill go with reggie bush though...

Edgerrin James

Javon Walker

I already picked Edgerrin James.

Jonathan Stewart

devin hester

Thomas Jones RB Jets

Heath Miller TE Pittsburgh

Any day now, Sammitch...

I'm ready for my next 2 picks.

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

I'm ready for my next 2 picks.

pittsburgh team D

Warning, Spoiler:

I select the Minnesota Defense.

New England DEF

Jon Kitna

tk's turn

Vernon Davis, 49ers TE

todd heap

Seattle DEF

Mason Crosby K Green Bay

jason cambell

Jaburg... you're up hommes. TWICE!

NYG-D

Warning, Spoiler:

Donald Lee

Since it'll take knut roughly three days, I'll write that he picks Ronnie Brown, Dolphins RB.

This is the last round, correct?

Second to last? Yeah, that.

Originally Posted By: TK-069

Since it'll take knut roughly three days, I'll write that he picks Ronnie Brown, Dolphins RB.

fuck off! I have a life. and im taking Fred Taylor

Selvin Young RB Denver

Rob Bironas K Tennessee

Two kickers, PJP? Crosby AND Folk?? Sheesh...y'greedy bastid...

I'm sure a trade could be worked out if you want.

Nah, I'm good with Bironas for now. I was just surprised at the picks.

I put zero priority on team defense so I figure to go deep on a thin position that scores a lot of points. After the bye weeks I will drop one of them. PJP has no limits.

thomas jones, jets rb

Here's my EPIC team roster thus far:

JLA Likes to RACK

QB: Carson Palmer (Keeper)
RB: Brian Westbrook (Keeper)
RB: Marshawn Lynch (Keeper)
WR: Marques Colston (Keeper)
WR: Anquan Boldin
TE: Kellen Winslow, Jr.
WR: Roddy White
WR: Kevin Curtis $\:\($
BN/RB: Michael Turner
BN/RB: Lawrence Maroney
BN/WR: Derrick Mason
BN/WR: Anthony Gonzalez
TEAM DEF: New England Defense
BN/QB: Jon Kitna

I only have one roster spot left, and that will be me kicker!

This should be the final round then.

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

thomas jones, jets rb

I picked him awhile back.

BALLS!

earnest graham, tb rb

Warning, Spoiler:

I select Josh Scobee, Jaguars K

LOS DONKEYPUNCHERS

*2008 RKMB (EPIC!) Football season roster*

QB Ben Roethlisberger (for now)

RB1 Adrian Peterson (k)
RB2 Darren McFadden

WR1 Terrell Owens (k)
WR2 Braylon Edwards (k)
WR3 Dwayne Bowe
WR4 Hines Ward

TE Jason Witten (k)

BN Donovan McNabb, QB
BN Derek Anderson, QB
BN Maurice Jones-Drew, RB
BN Chester Taylor, RB
BN Vernon Davis, TE

DEF Minnesota

K Josh Scobee

There is some confusion to the rosters...

There are 15 spots:

1 QB
2 RB
4 WR
1 TE
5 Bench
1 K
1 Team Def

WITH THE FINAL SELECTION IN THE 2008 RKMB ULTIMATE FANTASY FOOTBALL RAWK! LEAGUE, PAUL MANDRAL SELECTS:

Josh Brown, K

who's next?

I'll take Ben Utech for Knurkel.

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

There is some confusion to the rosters...

There are 15 spots:

1 QB
2 RB
4 WR
1 TE
5 Bench
1 K
1 Team Def

The way TK wrote it confused me I still need to pick a defense.

drop Thomas Jones for me and Pick Dallas Team Defense

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

I'll take Ben Utech for Knurkel.

Utech had 50 yards in 2 quarters Sat., he is the TE to have this year!

A good tight end in Ohio?

I'm sooooo interested in this guy!

-Jim Jackson

Give me two weeks and I'll make a wide receiver out of him.

-Jim Jackson

The only thing in Ohio that sucks more than me is the Bengals!

-Jim Jackson

Tight End Kellen Winslow in Cleveland, Tight End Utech in Cincinnati, and me in the middle!

I'm in Heaven!

-Jim Jackson

I like to launch balls into the uprights.

-Rob Kamphausen.

Do you know how to get good penetration?

-Goldie Hawn
Wildcats

Pounding it into the end zone is my specialty.

- R. Kamphausen

JLA! Finalize our rosters on Yahoo. I don't want no friggin' Plaxico on my team...

COMING SOON!

Tuesday, Wednesday the latest.

Sincerely,

Captain Paul "Sammitch" Mandral

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

COMING SOON!

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Tuesday, Wednesday the latest.

Sincerely,

Captain Paul "Sammitch" Mandral

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

drop Thomas Jones for me and Pick Dallas Team Defense

It will probably be done Thursday. Maybe.

It doesn't really matter as long as it is done before the first game.

If you guys want to drop and add players, do it here.

I'm dropping Kitna and adding my boy Kurt Warner.

Spoilers.

I like Warner....leinart is a pussy.

Bless you.

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Tuesday, Wednesday the latest.

Sincerely,

Captain Paul "Sammitch" Mandral

No, whenever I feel like getting to it.

Yours truly,

Paul

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

No, whenever I feel like getting to it.

Yours truly,

Paul

Literal Translation:

"Wha'evah, wha'evah! Ah'll do whu' ah want!!!"

wOOt!

It's all done now.

I'm glad I was thanked for joining all those other leagues.

Thanks Jake!

you motherfucker!

you want a fight you got one!

Serenity thread now!

Serenity thread now!

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

you want a fight you got one!

Well, it's halftime.

It is? What's the score?

Moderators six, users nothing.

The season starts tomorrow, so get in your Pick 'Em picks, and your Salary Cap selections.

In the RKMB league, you'll have to select your starters...I posted the results of our draft here a while ago, but it's up to you to start who you want to start.

Paul

I didn't get my selection in for tonight's shitty Giants/Redskins game, so now I'm locked out for the entire week in the Pick Em League.

Yahoo is a pile of wank...

that's a shame.

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

I didn't get my selection in for tonight's shitty Giants/Redskins game, so now I'm locked out for the entire week in the Pick Em League.

Yahoo is a pile of wank...

yeah i made my picks but it still wouldnt take em. i got locked out for the week too.

I was actually five minutes late with the pick for Thursday (why did they start that FUCKER at 7????) so Yahoo locked me for the whole week.

Fuckers.

You might want to get your picks in now just in case, knut...

Tom Brady is a keeper for me but I want to drop him. I don't want a gimp on my team all year. I tried to drop him just now and it wouldn't let me. Please fix this Paul.

Let's pick the keepers at the end of the year. It's stupid to declare who you want to keep before you see them perform.

I'll try to drop him tomorrow, but I want to first see if that will FUCK up his status...but are you sure you won't want him next year?

Yahoo is restrictive in what I can do with Keeper status and such, but I'll give it a look.

I think the keeper concept is faulted the way we did it. I'm not trying to be critical but I feel it's better to pick a keeper at the end of the season. Thanks Paul! Your Aces1

The only way we could do the Keeper was offline, but with a live draft (?). Yahoo can be WACK sometimes...

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

Basically it was revenge for '04 and some people in the local media are going as far as saying it's the start of a NEW Curse on Boston sports teams......I can dig that.

and he still went with tom brady as qb...

pjp was right (as always). he just didnt listen to himself...

his 50 touchdowns intoxicated me last year.

I just popped in to thank you assholes for making me second guess my Eli Manning pick.

Good call.

working out well for me.

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

I just popped in to thank you assholes for making me second guess my Eli Manning pick.

Good call.

Damn dude.

$\:\($

I guarantee Peyton finishes the year with better stats, buddy.

I don't. Eli will have comparable or better stats.

I didn't say anything when you ragged on Jake 'cause I wanted him for myself.

3 touchdowns were nice today.

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

I don't. Eli will have comparable or better stats.

What will our wager be?

maybe some real Paul Mandral facts.....and a pic.

uh...

basically.

Yeah.

I don't have that much faith that Payton will do better, but I would never steer Jake wrong!

Or Peyton.

Peyton has a girl's name just like K-nut and Pro!

1st place still bitches!!!

Originally Posted By: PJP

Peyton has a girl's name just like K-nut and Pro!

Originally Posted By: PJP

I am k-nuts bitch in fantasy football this year...

Arizona wide receiver Anquan Boldin was carted off the field after a scary helmet-to-helmet collision with Eric Smith in the end zone with 27 seconds remaining. There was no immediate word on his condition.

Originally Posted By: PJP

Arizona wide receiver Anquan Boldin was carted off the field after a scary helmet-to-helmet collision with Eric Smith in the end zone with 27 seconds remaining. There was no immediate word on his condition.

That was nasty.

It was a pretty violent game.

I had Farve in, so that was nice.

I had Coles as well.

TANGENT: So how about some FANTASY BASKETBALL?

I only got one worng yesterday in the Pick em

I am still glad you guys had the sense to talk me out of keeping Eli.

I really dodged a bullet on that one.

Phew.

me too!

That was all my fault, Jake.

I still think it will work out for you in the end, man...

it wont.

Want to bet...forget it.

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who want to make a trade? I want a good receiver for any one of my running backs.

well im sure your glad you didnt have eli tonight jaburg...

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Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

I am still glad you guys had the sense to talk me out of keeping Eli.

I really dodged a bullet on that one.

Phew.

Rankings Trends Passing Rushing Receiving Misc Fum
Offense Action Opp Owner Projected Actual % Owned Comp Yds TD Int Sack Att Yds TD Rec Yds TD 2PT Lost Fan Pts
Eli Manning
(NYG - QB) SF PJP's Cobra Kai 94 37 95% 102 1228 7 4 6 3 12 1 0 0 0 0 0 178.25
Peyton Manning
(Ind - QB) @GB Imadeluv2yermomsbutt 15 36 100% 115 1302 8 5 9 9 18 0 0 0 0 0 0 196.25

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

1st place still bitches!!!

no longer $\:\($

fuck Kurt Warner!!!

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

I just popped in to thank you assholes for making me second guess my Eli Manning pick.

Good call.

Eli Manning
(NYG - QB) PJP's Cobra Kai 2 445.75
Peyton Manning
(Ind - QB) Imadeluv2yermomsbutt 590.00

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

I just popped in to thank you assholes for making me second guess my Eli Manning pick.

Good call.

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Alright give me Peyton instead.

Good call.

call me

heart of glass.

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

I just popped in to thank you assholes for making me second guess my Eli Manning pick.

Good call.

1. The Insurgency 3390.50
2. JLA Likes to RACK 3311.75
3. next to last 3229.25
4. Imadeluv2yermomsbutt 3168.00
5. Los Donkeypunchers 3105.25
6. Inglorious Bastards! 2776.25
7. PJP's Cobra Kai 2655.25

Congrats, Sammitch...FUCKER.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

P.S.

Eli Manning
(NYG - QB) 487.50
Peyton Manning
(Ind - QB) Ten Imadeluv2yermomsbutt 678.00

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Congrats, Sammitch...FUCKER.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

good year. i did way better than last year...

not our finest hour...

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

I just popped in to thank you assholes for making me second guess my Eli Manning pick.

Good call.

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Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

I just popped in to thank you assholes for making me second guess my Eli Manning pick.

Good call.

its okay jake. hes taking it out on you cause he's in last place...

I'm in k-nut's turf...

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Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

I just popped in to thank you assholes for making me second guess my Eli Manning pick.

Good call.

Oh.

Heh.

I guess I do owe you an apology.

Fuck off.

They may actually have to duke it out this year.

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

I just popped in to thank you assholes for making me second guess my Eli Manning pick.

Good call.

Damn dude.

$\:\($

I guarantee Peyton finishes the year with better stats, buddy.

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

I just popped in to thank you assholes for making me second guess my Eli Manning pick.

Good call.

Oct 25, 2009

Peyton:

23 comp 235 yards 3 TD 0 INT

Eli:

19 comp 243 yards 1 TD 3 INT

APOLOGIZE JAKE!

JLA is just not the kinda guy to let things go...

Agreed!

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Alright give me Peyton instead.

Good call...

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Thanks Jake!

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

[quote=Ultimate Jaburg53]I just popped in to thank you assholes for making me second guess my Eli Manning pick.

Good call.

November 8, 2009

Peyton:

34 comp, 318 yards, 1 TD 1 INT

Eli:

25 comp, 215 yards, 2 TD 0 INT

Under my scoring system, Peyton earned more points than Eli, so you're welcome, Jake...

if I didn't know any better I would think peyton is the better fantasy pick!

A billion points!

I wonder what the going rate for craptree is in our league right now...

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I don't. Eli will have comparable or better stats.

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