Draft is tomorrow, Mar 19 11:15pm EDT!

The invites have been sent out more than once!

I'm still FUCKING with the settings, so save it! It's not too late to make this an offline draft (just like we did with this year's EPIC football draft) but we'd really have to move our ass...arses if we wanted to go that route!

So far we have...

PJP 0-0-0 .000 0 - - -
- Da Sammitch Squad 0-0-0 .000 0 - - -
- Roman War Helmets 0-0-0 .000 0 - - -
- Loosey-Goosey Era 0-0-0 .000 0 - - -
- JLA's Late Bloomers


Rob is gay!

Send invites to those email addresses I gave you.

Done and done!

Sammitch will respond to trade proposals on Tuesday, Wednesday the latest.

there's a league?

Yeah, I hear you Joe...

P.S. Ted Lilly is GAY!

K-nutreturns User roots
10000+ posts 04/01/09 03:02 PM Reading a post
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Thread: 2009 Ultimate RKMB Yahoo Fantasy Baseball RAWK!

nope!

Sad to see Longoria go to someone besides me, but Longoria for Webb is a decent deal - you both improve in one area and downgrade in another.

He took it?

WHOA!

IF MORE OF YOU ASSHOLES WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITES, YOU MIGHT KNOW WHAT WE WERE JABBERING ABOUT!

After Week 1...

Rank Team W-L-T Pct
1. PJP's Burgermeisters 9-2-1
2. Freska Lite (Joe Mama's Bro) 9-2-1 .792
3. Loosey-Goosey Era 8-2-2 (Joe Mama) .750
4. JLA BBall RAWK 09 2-8-2 .250
5. Roman War Helmets 2-9-1 (TK) .208
6. Da Sammitch Squad 2-9-1 .208

hes not gonna tell us that Joe mama killed himself is he?

Not unless he's drunkenly celebrating.

Johnny Damon sucks and is gay!

How'd that Longoria trade work out for you, hm?

Longoria's good, but my middle reliever who gets me one hold a week is still too good to deal right now.

-Joe Mama, during the JLA/Mama trade talks of '09...

Interesting spin, MisterJLieA. When did you ever ask for a middle reliever? Oh, that's right, you didn't. You wanted an ace pitcher and an ace closer from me. Then you traded for an ace pitcher who went on the DL after his next start.



Hurtful lies only hurt feelings. They don't lead to mutually beneficial trades.

I know. I just wanted a front line starter, but you were so tough with the negotations...

You could've had Josh Johnson. WHOOPS!!!

FredoJLA.

No, you're Fredo!

You'll see when Webb is off the DL soon!

Bogan is Al Neri.

Michael: I'll give you an outfielder for one of your DL pitchers.

Fredo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Johnny Damon sucks!

Michael: You could use that DL spot on Webb and pick up a useful pitcher. I hear Scott Baker is still kicking around.

Fredo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I need Webb on the bench!

And so on...

Ah, JLA, it's a good thing you're cute and have charisma...

Rank Team W-L-T GB
1. Loosey-Goosey Era 17-4-3 -
2. PJP's Burgermeisters 17-6-1 1
3. JLA BBall RAWK 09 11-11-2 6.5
4. Freska Lite 11-11-2 6.5
5. Da Sammitch Squad 6-17-1 12
6. Roman War Helmets 5-18-1 13

Captain Sammitch User clings to guns and religion
15000+ posts 04/20/09 03:05 PM Reading a post
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Thread: 2009 Ultimate RKMB Yahoo Fantasy Baseball RAWK!

Damn shame about Miguel Cabrera. Left the game today with trouble in his hamstring. I'd be pretty worried if I owned him in one of my leagues. Especially if I had five other guys on the DL...

FUCK OFF!

I'm thinking about your "DL Package" offer...

Berkman got a hit!

I know, right?!?

I fired off an email to you with a trade scenario.

Glacier told me to modify the deal, and I did. I'm glad we both (Glacer and I) agree on it...and you, too, Dave...

That's "Martin" to you, bubba. And smile when you say it!

hm. Should I trade to get a pitcher? hmm.

When I played baseball, I was pitcher and catcher. Mainly catcher.

-Sikkbones

What do I need a mitt for? My chin catches balls just fine!

- Tommy Tantillo

Is Sammitch even playing???

No. He's had empty spots on his roster from the start...

He'll start playing next Tuesday, Wednesday the latest.

(Who gives a shit? If he wants to be an instant win for someone's week, let him. Or quit whining, drop his team, and let those of us who HAVE been playing ransack his players via the waiver wire.)

(PS: This will be my last year participating in public and points leagues. I don't like 'em and I don't like how some people abuse 'em.)

I'm playing Sammitch this week!!!! 12-0 bitches!

I've been busy. I'll play football if jla lets me.

Someone should call his team the "Mariner - River Cats!"

2 years in a row I finish second!!!!!! Second place is the first loser.


Who is Freska Lite anyways?

Joe Mama's bro.

You had a good team, Pete. Playoffs are can be weird.

He won in my keeper league as well. I came in 2nd, so if you want to whoop his arse, PJP, I'm willing to give the assist.

till next year!

Hopefully CC doesn't shit the bed this week and that will make me happier.

thedoctor Moderator Timelord. Drunkard.
15000+ posts 01/18/10 02:03 PM Reading a post
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Thread: 2009 Ultimate RKMB Yahoo Fantasy Baseball RAWK!

AFLAC!

sooo... We doin' this?

Yeah!