It's gonna RAWK...

Keepers from last year's league...


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#1 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning
#2 next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson
#3 Cobra Kai - Tom Brady
#4 Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo
#5 The Insurgency - Drew Brees
#6 Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson
#7 JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer

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#8 JLA Likes to RACK - Brian Westbrook
#9 Los Donkeypunchers - Terrell Owens
#10 The Insurgency - Steven Jackson
#11 Boston BunnyTouchers - Randy Moss
#12 Cobra Kai - Joseph Addai
#13 next to last - Frank Gore
#14 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Clinton Portis

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#15 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Reggie Wayne
#16 next to last - Andre Johnson
#17 Cobra Kai - Marion Barber
#18 Boston BunnyTouchers - Jamal Lewis
#19 The Insurgency - Steve Smith
#20 Los Donkeypunchers - Braylon Edwards
#21 JLA Likes to RACK - Marshawn Lynch

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#22 JLA Likes to RACK - Marques Colston
#23 Los Donkeypunchers - Jason Witten
#24 The Insurgency - Larry Fitzgerald
#25 Boston BunnyTouchers - Antonio Gates
#26 Cobra Kai- Jeremy Shockey
#27 next to last - Chris Cooley
#28 Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Wes Welker

Last year's results...PJP has secured the #1 draft pick...

1. The Insurgency 3390.50
2. JLA Likes to RACK 3311.75
3. next to last 3229.25
4. Imadeluv2yermomsbutt 3168.00
5. Los Donkeypunchers 3105.25
6. Inglorious Bastards! 2776.25
7. PJP's Cobra Kai 2655.25

Everbuddah should have gotten an e-mail, but we'll do the draft right here, ON THIS VERY THREAD! WHOA!

2 Questions a'fore I join:

1) Is that the draft order, or are we going in reverse standing order?

2) Points league? Really?

i didnt get an email. plus i wanted to do the versus this year. just sayin...

I concur. Personally, I hate points leagues. Always have. The only reason I'm in this one is because it's JLA's.

sign me up!

doooo eeeet!

1- That's the order...and then in reverse, just like last year.

2- Yeah! Yeah!

It's all the same as last year...the players listed are your keepers from...you guessed it: last year!

Yeah!

so were keeping the same keepers from last year? thats kinda gay

What did you a "Keeper" was? A keeper for the one year...?

keeper?

I barely knew her!

That's what you said about your BB team...

I know right?

Ben Utecht

still havent got one...

Ultimate Jaburg53 Moderator Agent Awesome - 00Asshole
15000+ posts 06/11/09 11:40 PM Reading a post
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Thread: 2009 RKMB Ultimate Fantasy Football FUCKING RAWK!

I would have signed up earlier but my fiancee wanted to paint the apartment.

It took a long time, finally finished today. Got my computer put back together an hour ago.

I am in a shitload of pain.

Good to have you back, Jake.

Peyton is on your team already, so I won't have to tell you what QB to draft...

Thanks.

Yeah...

Everybuddah has signed up through Yahoo.

Some peeps want the format to change. I don't. So FUCK OFF!

Really though, I don't like the head-to-head nonsense. An entire season can go up in smoke due to one bad week.

Any other suggestions? I remember that Pete didn't like the 4 WR slots...he wanted a flex spot, which basically would be a RB slot, giving each team 3 RB...LET'S PUT IT TO A VOTE!

4 WR is fine

Whatever, dudes.

3 for 4 WR so far!

PJP, YOU ARE ON THE CLOCK!

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

LOL

k-nut, you're going to have to wait to make your pick, dude...

I'm for a Flex slot. It'd be WR/RB/TE, right?
If you want 4 wide outs, put a fourth fucking wide out in then.

We had a fourth fucking wide out last fucking year, too.

Flex

When is the draft?

We'll have a flex spot, then.

This draft is actually going on now...PJP is up.

Current rosters based on last year's Keeper picks...

Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning, Clinton Portis, Reggie Wayne, Wes Welker

next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson, Frank Gore, Andre Johnson, Chris Cooley

Cobra Kai - Tom Brady, Joseph Addai, Marion Barber, Jeremy Shockey

The Insurgency - Drew Brees, Steven Jackson, Steve Smith, Larry Fitzgerald

Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo, Randy Moss, Jamal Lewis, Antonio Gates

Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson, Terrell Owens, Braylon Edwards, Jason Witten

JLA Likes to RACK - Carson Palmer, Brian Westbrook, Marshawn Lynch, Marques Colston

We could figure something out if somebuddah wants to drop one of their keepers, but those look like pretty good rosters...sorry, Joe, but Jamal Lewis is probably done...might want to drop him.

If I drop him, can I pick someone up as a keeper, or do I have to wait to fill in my spot?

I had Chris Johnson (TEN) last year. Can I keep him?

I haven't figured it out yet...how about picking up another draft pick (you get two "first round picks" this year) and that will be your Keeper?

So PJP is drafting now, if he keeps his roster, you get two picks (your regular pick, and the guy you dropped, and the new spot is the new Keeper)...

Yeah?

Yeah? Drop Lewis, and keep Johnson?

I guess we can do that. Did you have him on the last week?

I looked at my team from last year. He was on it, so I had him at the end of the season. I think it's just easier for everyone if I keep someone who was on my team at the end of last year than to try and keep track of extra draft picks. But whatever - it's your league, do what ya like, like how you drafted in the wrong order (LOL).

Yeah, that's cool. That's it...if someone was on your team last year, you can use him as a Keeper at the expense of one of last year's Keepers.

In the case of JM, he's dropping Lewis and keeping Chris Johnson.

The draft order is based on last year's standings...since PJP finished last, he'll have this year's #1.

1. The Insurgency 3390.50
2. JLA Likes to RACK 3311.75
3. next to last 3229.25
4. Imadeluv2yermomsbutt 3168.00
5. Los Donkeypunchers 3105.25
6. Inglorious Bastards! 2776.25
7. PJP's Cobra Kai 2655.25

The Bastards will have the second pick, TK the third, Jake the 4th, K-nut the 5th, I'll have the 6th, Phil (if he shows...) the 7th & 8th, I'll have the 9th, etc.

We'll have the flex spot, too.

If someone wants to drop a Keeper, and use that spot with somebuddah that was on their roster for Week 17, they should do it now...

I'm dropping Carson Palmer, and keeping my boy Kurt Warner. I'm also replacing Colston with Michael Turner...

JLA Likes to RACK - Kurt Warner (was on my Week 17 roster), Brian Westbrook, Marshawn Lynch, Michael Turner...

Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo, Randy Moss, Chris Johnson, Antonio Gates

Ah. So you ARE drafting in the right order, LOL!

Boston BunnyTouchers = Inglorious Bastards = Fist Of Aria

Hi Jake!

Final post for tonight...all y'all can check your final rosters on the league page through Yahoo.

I'd like to replace TO with DeAngelo Williams.

Done and done!

Sahweeeeeeeet!

Seeing as we're pretty much covered on offense with our Keepers... would it be out of place to consider drafting defensive players?

I'm not drafting defensive players. I don't know the NFL well enough to do that. Keep it with us drafting team defenses, please.

Pussy.
Just look HERE and choose. jeez.

IF we were to do this, I suggest a 3-4 (one spot can be Flex) with 4 DBs.

Sorry guys I am not going to be able to draft a team I am not on enough to follow it. I can manage a team once it is drafted but I cant keep coming back and forth like last year. Let me know. If one of you guys wants to draft for me I trust you.

This looks like a job for THE bsams...

Thanks for letting us now, Pete...

I'm working on some stuff...if I don't hear from k-nut and Phil soon, I'll try to get someone to take over their teams entirely...

One last post for today...we can have a live draft, and skip all this bullshit. One condition: you can't draft players that are already "Keepers" from last year.

If you do, I'll edit the player off your roster, and put him on the right team.
For example, if your dumbass drafts Adrian Peterson, and he's already on someone's team, after the draft I'll manually go in and put on the right team.

What does everyone think?

You will just have to: show for the draft, and not be a dumbfuck and draft someone who is a holdover from last year.

Current rosters based on last year's Keeper picks...

Imadeluv2yermomsbutt - Peyton Manning, Clinton Portis, Reggie Wayne, Wes Welker

next to last - Ladainian Tomlinson, Frank Gore, Andre Johnson, Chris Cooley

Cobra Kai - Tom Brady, Joseph Addai, Marion Barber, Jeremy Shockey

The Insurgency - Drew Brees, Steven Jackson, Steve Smith, Larry Fitzgerald

Boston BunnyTouchers - Tony Romo, Randy Moss, Chris Johnson, Antonio Gates

Los Donkeypunchers - Adrian Peterson, DeAngelo Williams, Braylon Edwards, Jason Witten

JLA Likes to RACK - Kurt Warner, Brian Westbrook, Marshawn Lynch, Michael Turner

what the hell? im just waiting to pick...


oh and id prefer drafting here instead of a live draft but if you all want a live draft then i guess i could be down...

SPEAK UP THEN!

yeah...

Wow...I just registered the Keeper players. If you look at the "Players" section, you can see what players are assigned ("Sort by Keepers").

I RAWK!

The draft is set for:

Mon Sep 7 10:00pm EDT

I added the Flex position, too.

Thanks, Jeff.

No problem!

I ought to be there.

i'll be in atl but i should be around a computer...

this is gonna be JLAwesome!™

Your live online draft is set for Mon Sep 7 10:00pm EDT!

Final chance to change your rosters/keepers: the player has to be on your final roster from last year.

Check the "players" tab to see who is on your roster now...you can check your final roster from last year by checking the league history, and clicking on your team from last year.

sorry i was trying to get back in time. family has a nice way of fucking up your plans though...

Not bad, considering I wasn't able to get into the draft. Damn you, Yahoo! I have two questions:

1) What's a "Beanie Wells," and should I be happy I've acquired one?

2) Is anyone with surplus WRs looking for a RB? Because I'd be willing to trade Jamal Lewis and/or Kevin Smith to upgrade that position.

Wells will begin the season as a backup, but could be a starter before the year is done. Has star potential, but he's a rookie who was injured in college a lot.

I like my roster JUST FINE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

In other news, Ultimate Jake made some Ultimate moves...the Pick 'Em and Salary Cap league transactions have to be completed before tonight's kickoff...THE BSAMS has joined both leagues, and allan1 has joined the Pick 'Em. Rob is still gay...

Jake does come up with the best team names, too...

didn't I join both already as well?

oh, and I was totally there for the draft... just in time for my last six picks...

TK and k-nut were the only ones who showed for the draft on Monday...

You too, Joe!

Spending like a Yankee makes sense for the Salary Cap League...

I was watching Hoarders.

I remembered the draft at like 10:45.

I still love you, Jake...

It's just another day without you.

shenanigans, d00d! I was totally there for the last six rounds! I shoulda taken a screencap.

too bad I didn't show up for that draft at all. coulda had a decent team this year. might've been good for 230, maybe 240 points in week 1.

Well, there's always baseball!

I dropped santonio holmes from Pit by accident yesterday.....I meant to drop santana moss. I don't suppose any of you would be honorable enough to leave him for me so I can pick him up on thursday. it really was unintentional I saw santonio and it looked like santana. I can't help it if all these obama supporters have similar names. no offense k-nut.

You have my word that I won't pick him up.

thanks

I'll put him back on your team. I figured out how to do that mid-way into season 1.

Wait, who do you want to drop so I can put Holmes back on your roster?

huh?


i thought i was a republican...

Michael Crabtree doesn't even bother to vote.

this is gonna be your new thing now isnt it? Ive replaced jake and payton/eli manning?

torry "grandpa" holt

Done and done...

thanks Paul.

Yeah...ever since I figured out how to do that it's been tough to not abuse it...

I'm tempted to put Crabtree back on k-nut's team but we couldn't work out a deal...

any day now

I tried to sign Crabtree in the Salary Cap League but Yahoo wouldn't give me a final number...

they should have one now...

well this is tough. do I start carson palmer against the clowns' shitty secondary? or stick with drew brees' against the patriots' D?

Last time I gave someone QB advise, the ingrate never thanked me...

I sure hope it wasn't about peyton manning...

Congratulations to TK, owner of "Los Donkeypunchers". They won the coveted Yahoo! Gold Trophy.

Joe Mama, GM/Owner/Personnel Director/TNA iMpACt! reviewer, took home the coveted Silver Trophy.

I had to settle for the coveted Bronze.

The rest of the standings:

4. stuck with the check (k-nut)

5. ptoo! (Sammitch)

6. Quittouchingmyballs (Ultimate Jake)

7. PJP's Cobra Kai (PJP)

We'll do the Keeper set-up again: any four players on your final roster you can carry over to next year.

In the Salary Cap league, I took the coveted Bronze, and two guys I don't even know (I "know" them from b-ball leagues) took the Gold and Silver.

But I did win the Pick 'Em League! wOOt wOOt! PJP won the Silver; TK the Bronze.

Thanks for playing, everyone.

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i coulda been a contender...

MisterJLA talkative Moderator Ultimate Epic Take Maker
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Yeah...you almost took the coveted Bronze trophy, but I had you by a few points.

In this case, you were "stuck with the check"...

AFLAC!

AFLAC!

Friggin' Pick 'Em league... *razzen frazzen*

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AFLAC!

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